May 29, 2008 11:57 am  |  61 Comments

GAME NOTES: Detroit at Boston Game 5

RayRay and the Beast

By Jon Evans

At this point, noting is surprising in this series. The Pistons went from snatching away home court advantage to being humbled at home. On the other end Three the Hard Way has yet to put together a string together dominating performances that would give them a firm hold of this series. And yes, despite an anemic post season thus far, Ray Allen is still playing the role of Fred Williamson. As Doc and others frequently say, game fives are like mini game sevens. Seeing as how the winner of game 5 goes on to win the series 83 percent of the time, there is a lot on the line, who shows up for either team is anyone’s guess.

In the series where momentum is non-existent and stars rise and fall from game to game with no rhyme or reason, nothing about the Celtics 106-102 victory should shock anyone. The fact the Celtics pulled ahead by 17 only to have that lead cut to one; That Boston would out-rebound the Pistons 42-35; That McDyess would follow up his 21 and 16 with a quiet four points and five boards; That Double-R would pull down more boards than Sheed, Dice or Tay; Or – most importantly – that Kendrick Perkins would channel his inner Charles Barkley, and dominate the paint to the tune of 18 points and 16 rebounds.

Somehow, all of that makes perfect sense as the Celtics were the aggressor from the tip and held on down the stretch to pull them 48 minutes from a trip to the Finals.

Here’s how it went down.

Q1

Sheed hits a three from the corner. The epitome of the mixed blessing – on one hand, Sheed’s now likely to be much more invested in the game, on the other it means he probably wont be mixing it up down in the post anytime soon. 5-3, Pistons.

Celtics break ends with a RayRay pull up three. Looks like there may be some luck in that new shooting sleeve that Ray is rocking. Next time down, Pierce connects on a spinning left hand layin to extend the Celtics lead to 5 and force a Detroit timeout.

Billups hitting a three – good. Billups passing up a lay-up to pass it out to Flip on the sideline – bad.

Perk another offensive rebound and putback. Eight points and four boards early for Perk.

Sheed hits another three, his third of the game so far. This time Philly’s finest was left wide open on the left wing and hit to pull Detroit within one, 17-16.

Back to back buckets for P-squared out of the Boston timeout. The surge is short-lived as consecutive turnovers lead to a Maxiell bucket and then 2 free throws from Chauncey, 21-20.

Stuckey pull-up jumper, 23-23 at the end of one.

Q2

Perkins takes feed from Pierce, reverse lay-in. That makes 10 and nine for Kendrick. Thus far he’s the most active player on the court by far, controlling the glass on both ends while also keeping Dice and the other Piston centers in check.

On the other end, Maxiell tries to get something going for the Detroit frontcourt. Maxiell soars for a lob pass but is knocked down by PJ Brown. A hard foul from the old-school vet, but it probably wouldn’t have been a flagrant back in the Clinton era.
Later, Sam Cassell earns himself a one-way ticket back to the bench as Hunter picks his pocket and lobs it up to Maxiell for the slam. Next time down, Maxiell is fouled by PJ again on yet another lob attempt. Moments later, after picking up his third personal, Ratliff checks in for Maxiell, I think we wont be seeing lobs for a while.

Slamadamonth…Slamadaday. KG throws down a mean one handed slam on Theo Ratliff. The timeout gives the ball boys ample time to wipe up what’s left of Ratliff’s dignity. Eight minutes left, 33-29 Detroit.

So much for losing all his dignity – Ratliff cleans up a Stuckey miss with a putback slam, 36-31 Detroit.

Back to back threes, Pierce then RayRay, turn a four point deficit into a two point lead. Most importantly, according to the jumbotron, we have escalated from “wicked loud” to “thunderous” levels.

PerkIsABeast.com. Putback puts the Celtics up 4 and gives the stout center 12-11 so far.

Garnett banks in a fall away three. That makes two ridiculously lucky clock-beating shots for KG. Boston +7.

Q3

Walter Herman wins the award for player on the inactive list most likely to be mistaken for an extra from Scarface. The Fabio double is sporting a tan suit, no tie and his shirt collar lapped over his blazer’s collar. He may in fact have been moving weight with Sosa in a former life.

Perk across the lane, hits the hook shot. 54-46. Moments later, he pulls down the offensive rebound, posts McDyess and hits the short turnaround. Whatever he had for breakfast, Doc will make sure he keeps on eating it.16 and15 for Perk.

KG continues abusing the corpse of Theo Ratliff. Crosses, drives, spins, hits.

RayRay is in the building. Back to back threes for Allen extend the Boston lead to 14.

“He still sucks but he’s a beast tonight dude,” says the Bibby-esque Celtics fan sitting behind me.

Consecutive stupid cross-court passes are smartly and easily picked off by Boston. You mean to tell me a Detroit Pistons team plays below their ability level at a critical juncture in their season. Meanwhile, behind RayRay, the Celtics pull ahead by 15.

Stat of the night scrolls by on the jumbotron, Rebounds Perkins 16 – Pistons 15.

Allen again – 3 from the corner. 82-67. That gives RayRay 16 for the period and 24 for the game. Its safe to say that we’ll probably see the shooting sleeve in game 6.

Q4

The Garnett Wallace matchup is in full effect. KG hits the step back fadeaway over Sheed. On the other end, Sheed dribbles free for yet another three, 86-74 Boston.

Back to back scores from Rip and it’s an eight point game. Moments later, Rip hits a three to keep the Pistons within striking distance. After sloppy play Rip comes through again, laying it in to bring Detroit within 8 with less than 7 remaining.

Hunter strips KG going up for jumper, ball out on him, Pistons ball down 6, Sheed comes up short on corner three. Again, the only drawback to all those hits from deep for Sheed is he probably wont be anywhere close to the point for the rest of the game.

Mr. Big Shot – Billups comes off the bench and hits a three from well behind the arc, 92-88.

Rondo slips one past Wallace. The layup from Double-R puts Boston up 94-88.

Billups baits Rondo into the foul behind the arc. Hits them all. As poorly as Detroit’s played, it’s a two-possession game with less than three minutes.

Perkins picks up a technical. As was mentioned in the game 4 notes, Perk has a swagger that exceeds his actual talent. When you’re Kevin Garnett, you can be demonstrative. When you’re Kendrick Perkins, a 23-year old role player, you should put away the screw face.

Billups drives, kicks out to Stuckey for the baseline three. Buckets. 100-99 with 1:17 left.

Sheed denies the bejesus out of KG, bodying him so he cant get possession and forcing Doc to call a 20 second timeout. Out of the timeout, Rip sets up with help defense on KG, letting Ray slip free. RayRay takes advantage of the daylight and drops one from the corner, C’s +3 with a minute left.

Other end, Billups misses two attempts from the field to cut the lead to one.

Down goes Rip, clutches his elbow after the Pistons force a Boston miss. Meanwhile, Rondo fouls, put Detroit to the line as oppose to letting them tie it with a three. Stuckey hits them both, 102-101 with 8 seconds left.

RayRay and KG hit come through from the line to close out the game, 106-102.

Post

Clearly I made the wrong decision by attending the formal post game press conference and not going into the Pistons lockerroom after the game. As much as I enjoyed seeing the spawn of Perkins at the podium, sounds like I missed quite the tirade from Sheed.

I guess its comforting in the end that in a series full of surprise performances and inconsistency, Sheed can be depended on for an expletive laden tirade.

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  • Froggiestyle Posted: May.29 at 12:04 pm
    Detroit in 7 - Maxiel the KGinator ;0P

  • GODUKE32 Posted: May.29 at 12:07 pm
    1st

  • Froggiestyle Posted: May.29 at 12:07 pm
    I bleeping luv sheed - 4lyphe

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 12:23 pm
    “Where Kendrick Perkins looks like an All Star happens.”

  • Silky Slim Posted: May.29 at 12:24 pm
    There were a few times in the second half that Jesus Shuttlesworth called for the ball, but his teammates didn’t see him. All of his teammates should’ve been looking to get J. Shuttlesworth the ball. When a guy has it going like that, you’ve got to keep giving him the ball.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 12:25 pm
    I sincerly hate Perkins screw-face with a passion. I was praying he would get hit with an incidental elbow. I have issues.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 12:26 pm
    Oh, and good notes JE.

  • Permaculture Posted: May.29 at 12:27 pm
    Boston is still playing like they don’t know who they are. If Pierce’s theory they they are only now learning who they can depend on to take the last shot, who’s role is what etc is true, it explains a lot. Hurry up, boys. Out West, I personally think that the Lakers are really looking dangerous.

  • Silky Slim Posted: May.29 at 12:33 pm
    The Celtics nearly gave that game away. Lindsey Hunter is “pound-for-pound” the best defender in the league at pressuring the ball. Dude is relentless! In the fourth quarter KG had about three or four plays where he was in a position to score buckets, but instead he tried passing the ball to his teammates, which led to turnovers. Kendrick Perkins was balling. If he can develop a consistent low-post move, he will be hard to check.

  • Silky Slim Posted: May.29 at 12:37 pm
    Kendrick Perkins has one serious game face. No one should look that angry while playing basketball.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 12:39 pm
    He looks constipated. Ex-lax, homie!

  • Sparker Posted: May.29 at 12:58 pm
    no respect. guy played great and with a lot of heart

  • Eboy Posted: May.29 at 1:08 pm
    TAD, I hope you realize that if your boys can’t get this series, next season we will be talking about a revamped squad of Pistolitos.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 1:12 pm
    I highly doubt it, E. The only part that would get replaced would be Flip.

  • WhaHuh Posted: May.29 at 1:14 pm
    how about that arm sleeve? Kobe got an MVP with his, Ray found his jumper, I’m gonna buy one tommorow. You’ll see me in the NBA next season

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 1:16 pm
    WhaHuh: I noticed that too. I think I need to get to Sports Authority soon or something.

  • Eboy Posted: May.29 at 1:18 pm
    Bulls*it! Well…..unless you like finishing as a semi finalist each season. Which would be cool for the Heat at the moment, but the Pistons are supposed to be title holders with their squad, at least more than once. It has been a habit for far too long for them to be complacent and that has carried over for each of the last 3 seasons. Someone’s got to move, give the team some fire. Stuckey’s a good start, but one of the “Fearsome Four” needs to be replaced. It’s an opinion, but the facts play to the theory that their “belt holder” (thanks Sheed)mojo rodeout with Big Ben’s fro and headbands.

  • Sparker Posted: May.29 at 1:19 pm
    incidentally, has anyone seen tayshaun prince?

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 1:22 pm
    Well E, if we lose in either of these next two games, i’ll give it some further thought. But honestly, who exactly would move? Who has trade value? Outside of Prince and Stuckey, who aren’t moving, no one else would get back equal value.

  • Khalid Salaam Posted: May.29 at 1:22 pm
    eboy has a point….

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 1:23 pm
    Sparker: I saw a scared, high-yellow kid afraid to take a shot last night, but oddly not Tayshaun. If you happen to see him, point him back in the direction of relevancy. Thanks.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 1:25 pm
    He does Khalid, but trust me when I tell you that Flip would be the first to go, not the players. Michael Curry would get the reigns.

  • Silky Slim Posted: May.29 at 1:28 pm
    Sparker, I think Tayshaun Prince maybe fatigued from having to check The Truth. I think The Truth is wearing him down. T. Prince is a skinny dude, trying to check a much bigger, stronger, and more aggressive player.

  • DP Posted: May.29 at 1:40 pm
    Perkins is the most ugliest man I have seen in my life. besides Sam-I-Am. my aunt used to tell me when I was like 12 years old,”That boy can play some ball for the bucks, but he is one ugly son of a bitch!” sh*t tripped me out back in 2002. The sleeve has hidden powers, ask Kobe.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 1:42 pm
    DP: I guess you have never seen Tyrone Hill?

  • DP Posted: May.29 at 1:43 pm
    I saw Tayshaun on a milk carton today and the Pistons are dying to find him. Anyone have any ideas where he could have gone?

  • Z Posted: May.29 at 1:43 pm
    @ Silky : the skinny thing is not an argument. prince as always been skinny since his KU days. he’s been shutting down bigger and stonger guys his whole life basically.

  • DP Posted: May.29 at 1:45 pm
    I’m going to google him TAD and see if he looks like a foot or not. Did he play in the L too?

  • DP Posted: May.29 at 1:47 pm
    Tay’s arms got him where he his today. Let me have arms like that and I will freakin dunk without even jumping. but with jumpsoles, who does need to barely jump? I’m a beast. grrr.

  • je Posted: May.29 at 1:50 pm
    What about dusting off Amir Johnson? With the pistons lacking any sort of energy in the frontcourt, why not give the young guy some burn over the corpse of theo ratliff? You’d think that the success of stuckey and now perkins would show that experience can be overrated.

  • DP Posted: May.29 at 2:04 pm
    They are too deep in the series now je to give Amir John some burn. They should have been doing that in game 2 and 3 to get the kid some exp. But put him in the Eastern Conf. finals in game 6? A do or die situation? I don’t think the kid is ready. I know Rodney is a young rook but he has been getting steady burn since the first round.

  • DP Posted: May.29 at 2:07 pm
    Tyrone hill…damn

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 2:08 pm
    JE and DP: I agree with both of your assessments of young Amir. Honestly, the kid should have gotten some burn earlier in the playoffs so that he could be ready to contribute something meaningful instead of just cheering from the bench. But like DP said, you can’t put him in now and expect him to produce. Ratliff is serviceable, but NO big looked good in the paint in game 5 against Boston.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 2:10 pm
    I keep forgetting you are young DP, and hence you would not have seen Hill before now. I actually worked with this chick back in like ‘99-00 who dated him when he played with the Sixers, and she was nice looking. Granted, she wasn’t a dime, but for him she was. Money makes you look good to some people I guess.

  • Tuomas Posted: May.29 at 2:19 pm
    Popeye Jones, anyone? Oh, and hello.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 2:29 pm
    Popeye Jones is a good one too. What are your thoughts on the Pistons, Tuomas?

  • Tuomas Posted: May.29 at 2:29 pm
    Too late to go with Amir at this point. What I don’t get is Maxiell’s inconsistent playing time. The rebounding was inexcusable, the fact that Rondo outboarded every Piston must make the team proud.

  • Tuomas Posted: May.29 at 2:40 pm
    Well, these things always hang on so little that it’s not smart to be a determinist. If they don’t get to the finals, explore the options. I wouldn’t rock the boat any more than necessary, even Flip has been coaching better this postseason. I don’t know man, I must be getting old. Even KP43 (sic) and his ugly mug didn’t irritate me that much. The Pistons almost took care of business anyways and that’s just added motivation in game six I hope. I don’t see this ending on friday.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 2:44 pm
    I don’t either Tuomas, but i’m hesitant to say that we can win in Boston if it goes 7.

  • Tuomas Posted: May.29 at 2:54 pm
    It’s a big if but it surely can be done. Hot Boston shooting, poor effort on the boards and generally uninspired Pistons play in the second and third - and Detroit still nearly pulled it off. Never say die at this point, maybe it’s the fourth quarter that left a good impression on me. But before any smartass comes in and points it out, I’ll say it’s no use talking about the seventh game before the sixth.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 2:55 pm
    I think i’m the only smartass commenting in here right now, so no worries.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: May.29 at 2:58 pm
    Hard to think of how the Pistons would make minor changes—they need to either keep things together or blow the whole thing up. I vote for the former.

  • The Last Kings Fan Posted: May.29 at 3:04 pm
    Did anyone else notice on the broadcast that, before the tech on Perkins, Chauncey told the refs “He’s gotta go” and then they blew the whistle?

  • Tuomas Posted: May.29 at 3:09 pm
    Second that Russ. Although Avery might be a good fit… Well, honestly I don’t really see how Flip gets canned.

  • Young Chris MP3 Posted: May.29 at 3:13 pm
    Does anyone else get the feeling that the refs are going to be rather impatient with Sheed next game after name-dropping officials tonight? Celtics close it out in Motown, but even if Detroit pulls it off, they might be thin on the front line for game 7.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 3:19 pm
    Actually, that is the only way that young Amir gets some burn, if Sheed happens to pick up his 7th tech. Knowing him, that is a good possibility. Russ: That was the point I was making earlier. Either with contracts or young players that Joe D. just will not consider trading, there just is not that many moves Detroit can make.

  • BOOM shaka LOCKA Posted: May.29 at 4:44 pm
    Kendrick Perkins looks like Young jeezy!!!!!! lol

  • BETCATS Posted: May.29 at 4:51 pm
    I told you Tad, that when KG is on that mission he cant be stoped. And Boom shaka Locka, Kedrick looks nothing like Jeezy, they have different hair styles (jeezy has none kedrick has some) and different skin tones (to break it down, jeezy is a carmel cream while kendrick is mild choclate brown). Plus Kedrick can rap better and Jeezy is a much better Center for the Celtics. Ooops did i mix them up too? I can sure as hell see how you did it.

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 4:54 pm
    BET: Garnett was not the difference last night. I would point at Ray finding Jesus again and Perkins looking like Sam Perkins as bigger reasons.

  • BETCATS Posted: May.29 at 4:59 pm
    Tad KG is always the difference, because if it was just Ray Allen and Paul Pierce and Al Jefferson the Celtics would be at home and we would be watching Atlanta gett demolished

  • BETCATS Posted: May.29 at 5:01 pm
    fiddy! 50! 5iffty

  • TADOne Posted: May.29 at 5:05 pm
    KG was huge, but he has been all series, and it was tied. Perkins 18 and 16 and Allen’s 29 were bigger factors.

  • warr Posted: May.29 at 5:10 pm
    sam cassell getting ripped than sub out was classic. When the season over and if boston lose sam going roast doc ass.

  • DP Posted: May.29 at 5:55 pm
    Jeezy’s new song with kanye west is the f*cking truth.

  • ciolkstar Posted: May.29 at 6:29 pm
    Jesus Shuttlesworth is my least favorite nickname of alltime. I know its from ‘He Got Game’ I saw that isht like 10 yrs ago and only remember him playing denzel one on one at the end.

  • DP Posted: May.29 at 7:27 pm
    He demolished denzel at the end of the movie. I thought it was the end of Denzel’s career. Mainly because I think that was no acting and he got his ass handed to him on a silver platter. funny sh*t though.

  • Diogo Posted: May.29 at 10:05 pm
    Rondo looks exactly like a shemale. Expect great from him on game 6.

  • Hursty Posted: May.29 at 11:48 pm
    Sheed got fined $25000 for critizing the refs…. :)

  • Konate Posted: May.30 at 12:36 am
    MAN! i appreciate game notes so much more that i’m away in a city that there biggest sporting channel show professional speed walking!

  • speedy Posted: May.30 at 8:56 am
    Sheed should critizice his team and himself for playing only in the 4th quarter.
    Refs are sh*t but don’t always point at others if you lose.

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