June 28, 2007 8:51 am  |  129 Comments

It’s D-Day. Literally.

Rumors aren’t always true? No way!

By Sam Rubenstein

Finally. Finally! In a little more than 12 hours from now, the draft happens and we can all move on with our lives. With two perceived course of the future altering forces about to go #1 and #2, and the possibility of all those too crazy to be true trades out there, we need closure. Is using a war reference in the title of this post not serious enough to convey the importance of tonight’s events? Perhaps. False rumors will fall by the wayside. The truth will come out, sort of. Hopefully.

The Amare-KG-Hawks deal is turning out to be one of wild speculation. Or is it? Was it? Have the Hawks really been Belkined again? There are more questions than answers. Are the Mavs about to trade Devin Harris to the Bucks for the #6 pick? Who has been the suspiciously quiet team that is about to come out of nowhere and pull off the shocking mega deal? Who can lie with the straightest face? Does anybody know anything?

The one thing we definitively know about tonight is ironically the question that everyone has been obsessed with for months. Durant or Oden? Well, it’s going to be Oden then Durant. That was fun.

I haven’t mentioned LOST on this site since the season finale, but the season of rumors has been a lot like LOST. At the time, you have no idea what’s going on and you live in fear that something shocking or cataclysmic could happen at any moment. But then, after whatever happens, you can look back and see what you should have paid attention to or ignored all along. In other words, it’s all about hindsight. 20/20.

Here’s your moment of levity funny but sad draft related news of the day. Big Baby!

We will have more stuff today, attend the draft tonight and cover it accordingly, deal with the aftermath tomorrow, and then…

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  • LJ Posted: Jun.28 at 8:54 am
    first

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 8:57 am
    I’ve long known Glen Davis is a smart kid, and this confirms it — dude is doing everything possible NOT to get drafted by Philly.

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 9:02 am
    I still have faith that Oden will do the right thing and be back with Ohio State next season-play wit it-ASPOV

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 9:20 am
    izzo rules

  • dez Posted: Jun.28 at 9:35 am
    Kobe and KG need to come to the East. Unless KG goes to the Suns, he’s still not going to win a chip in the West

  • Cheryl Posted: Jun.28 at 9:41 am
    Izzo, you’re a Sistah?? With a point of view?? I never knew! We coulda been shoutin’ each other out for awhile now. ;-) Anyway, we won’t know how crazy Draft 2007 is/was until 2 years from now, when some player taken #32 turns out to be a superstar. Then we’ll all say, “see I knew it, that stupid GM shoulda listened to me”! –ASPOV

  • Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis Posted: Jun.28 at 9:54 am
    kevin durant is andrei kirilenko and tmac

  • Rasheedionics Posted: Jun.28 at 9:55 am
    Sam, I was wondering when you guys from Slam go to different type of NBA events such as draft or all-star game, and you come across group of other NBA journalists such as ESPN or NBA.com guys, what actually happens. Do you talk to them? Ignore them as if they’re not even there? Or is there all out brawl breaks out like in “Legend of Ron Burgundy” movie where competing network news groups go at each other in abandoned parking lot or something (greatest action sequence ever). And if similar type of brawl would go down, who do you thing would win - Slam, Dime, ESPN, ESPN Deportes or NBA.com?

  • Esco Posted: Jun.28 at 9:58 am
    I can picture Ryan as the weatherman..can’t remember his name…oh yeah! Brick! Hahaha…that would be hilarious! Be sure to catch it on tape to show the world how gangsta you guys are…

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 10:00 am
    Is this where I apply for a column?

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 10:11 am
    Cheryl you’re right.My prediction for second round pick turned AllStar is Marcus Williams out of Arizona.And did anyone see ESPN.com’s banner headline:”Trailblazers to take Oden #1″-its nice to see that their investigative journalists aren’t going to waste.

  • illydiva Posted: Jun.28 at 10:23 am
    I am so not interested in the draft for the reason Cheryl cited. What with having a real life and a job that is completely unrelated to hoops, I just can’t keep up with all the college players too. I’m more concerned about where established players will end up than these kids I know nothing about. And this is ASPOV.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 10:25 am
    Only because my name was dropped — and since I think that’s Paul Rudd, and I know a lot of girls who think he’s hot, I’ll take that — we do sometimes roll three or four deep to certain events, usually All-Star weekend, sometimes FInals, and then random Knicks or Nets games. The only other media outlet with more than one or two people at a game is usually ESPN (especially if they’ve got mag and TV heads in one spot) and we’ve traditionally been cool with most of their people (the non-celebrity ones, anyway). NBA.com has the bloggers types, and we’re cool with them too. I don’t believe I’ve ever run across an ESPN Deportes type. And then some other publications don’t really bother sending people out to cover events. Generally speaking, though, we don’t have a rival crew, and the closest I’ve ever come to a parking lot brawl was last year in Jersey, when I was at a game with Ben and a couple of low-level Nets employees came out to the parking deck to bring in some huge banner that was hanging from like the third story of the dek. I re-tied one of the ropes holding the banner when they weren’t looking, which meant one of them had to reclimb a bunch of stairs. If he known it was me, I think he would’ve wanted to fight.
    Great story, huh?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 10:28 am
    I forgot: Two years ago, Sam shanked a New York Daily News writer for making eye contact with him in the men’s room. Don’t tell anyone.

  • Gilbert0 Posted: Jun.28 at 10:35 am
    Ryan, that story has more mystery, intrigue and suspense than any hollywood feature.
    And admit it, your heart beats a little faster when you see Paul Rudd.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 10:42 am
    He is pretty hot in Knocked Up — unless that was Katherine Heigl. Which one is blonde?

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Jun.28 at 11:07 am
    Hugs & hand-pounds.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Jun.28 at 11:09 am
    FYI, a very reliable source of mine has Roy Hibbert going #2 to Seattle.

  • Sam Rubenstein Posted: Jun.28 at 11:14 am
    Oooooh Hibbert would be a great fit! Is there a rule against picking players in the draft that aren’t “in it?” I assume there is.
    Also, in my experience with people from other media outlets, it’s just like a big high school cafeteria. Lots of cliques and some mingling.

  • DP Posted: Jun.28 at 11:15 am
    Big Baby is going to be a flat out star if he keeps that weight off. If he ever drops down to around 250, watch out. play wit it.

  • Esco Posted: Jun.28 at 11:18 am
    Uhmm…Ryan, I’m sorry to break it to you right, since I can see that you’re all into Paul Rudd and whatever. But the weatherman in Anchorman that I was referring to is NOT Paul Rudd, but Steve Carell. I’m so sorry…

  • Sam Rubenstein Posted: Jun.28 at 11:21 am
    Oh and I feel that at this point, this is the kind of treatment it deserves. Buried in a comment section somewhere… the Kobe video
    http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/06/28/the-kobe-video-has-been-released/

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 11:21 am
    You caught me, Esco. I am totally gay for Evan Almighty.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 11:23 am
    And Kobe. I’m gay for Kobe, too.

  • Cheryl Posted: Jun.28 at 11:24 am
    wot evuuuurrrrr….

  • Ron Posted: Jun.28 at 11:27 am
    I think this going to be the best draft since ‘84. ‘03 was good, but not as good as ‘96, but ‘07 will top all others except ‘84.

  • Rasheedionics Posted: Jun.28 at 11:28 am
    Paul Rudd played Brian Fantana - The Field Reporter… http://www.darkhorizons.com/2004/anchor/anchor2.jpg

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 11:28 am
    Does anybody here remember what happened in the NBA finals because honest to God I forget.
    Cheryl I assume you’re reacting to the Kobe video,if so I second that.
    Ryan:Are you gay with Maggie Gyllenhall?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 11:39 am
    Fighting words, izzo.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Jun.28 at 11:40 am
    Ron, the ‘03 draft spawned FOUR franchise players. Even ‘IF’ Oden & Durant end up better than say LeBron and Wade. Who in the draft is the Bosh and Carmello?

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Jun.28 at 11:42 am
    I thought it was obvious, Ryan’s totally gay for LeBron. Did Romeo ever write a book about juliette?

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Jun.28 at 11:48 am
    Bobby for Whitney?

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Jun.28 at 11:52 am
    Saying that Big Baby would be great if he ever drops to 250 is like saying that Earl Boykins would be the best point guard ever if he’d just grow to 6-5. Play wit DAT.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 11:59 am
    I’ve actually never seen Strip Search. Honest. I’m not even sure I’ve heard of it.

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 11:59 am
    Boing:Two franchise players:Yi and Joakim Noah-obviously.
    And Ryan, kidding, and I bet that gold plated copy of Strip Search you have can prove her womanhood.

  • Gilbert0 Posted: Jun.28 at 12:02 pm
    Boing, not to be a hater but is Carmelo a franchise player at this point?

  • Reggie Evans Posted: Jun.28 at 12:13 pm
    Slow news day

  • Reggie Evans Posted: Jun.28 at 12:19 pm
    Thanks for the Kobe video link, Sam. It’s as lame as I thought it would be. I guess those random guys outside of Pomodoro were in Kobe’s circle of trust.

  • Rasheedionics Posted: Jun.28 at 12:23 pm
    Who said that Yi and Noah are franchise players? Was that even a serious post?

  • Rasheedionics Posted: Jun.28 at 12:24 pm
    There are a lot of solid role players, but that’s about it. I can only see Durant to develop to some type of franchise player on Joe Johnson, Ray Allen type of level.

  • tike Posted: Jun.28 at 12:29 pm
    Big Baby is gon 2 be a BUST!!….and Ryan your to sissy to get into a fight!…what a wimp

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Jun.28 at 12:30 pm
    What a weird pair of guys to pick to define “franchise player.” Seeing that both of them have been traded.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 12:33 pm
    Ok, tike, I think I finally figured it out — tike is just a screen name. You’re actually Kobe Bryant!

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 12:36 pm
    Rasheedionics:I’m deadly serious they’re garaunteed All Stars
    And Ryan if its Maggie you like Strip Search is the movie for you.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Jun.28 at 12:39 pm
    @gilberto - Yes.
    @Izzo - I have some magic beans i would like to sell you.

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 12:43 pm
    Boing:Can we trade for the #1 pick?

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Jun.28 at 12:49 pm
    No, but iam taking offers for Luke Ridnour.

  • bakers' dozen (12-13) Posted: Jun.28 at 12:49 pm
    What if Atlanta DOES get Amare in trade, PLUS they trade for Marcus Camby? They coudl start Camby, Amare, Josh Smith, and two punks and win 30+.

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 12:52 pm
    Boing:You can keep him

  • Rasheedionics Posted: Jun.28 at 12:54 pm
    @Izzo - there’s big difference between being All-Star and Franchise player. Allan Houston was an All-Star one year, though he was making Franchise player money… By the way, he announced today that he will attempt a comeback. I dont know why either.

  • NYknick Posted: Jun.28 at 12:59 pm
    This draft is more like an episode of heroes? Some many question are unanswered and will probably continue to be.

  • Shiz Posted: Jun.28 at 1:05 pm
    Best draft since 84?! Ron smokin that good isht. The draft may be deep, per position, but not talent wise. A lot of these guys have MAJOR holes in their games, and are gonna be drafted on potential and crossed fingers alone. The NCAA hype machine was in overdrive this year making decent players like Conley, Jr. seem like the 2nd coming of Zeke. None of these guys clearly standout w/ the exception of the two freaks slated at 1 and 2 and even they’re gonna be exploited (Durant on the defensive end, Oden on the offensive). This draft is gonna be more boring than any draft in history, including the NFL draft with its 80,000 rounds. Im only gonna watch to see where my dude Law goes, after that, Im poppin in Eddie Murphy: Delirious to try and force all of the Jay Bilas “[insert verb]-ability” sayings out of my head. One shining moment…on the toilet. -ANPOV

  • white hot eboy Posted: Jun.28 at 1:30 pm
    @ Cheryl, I think Shiz trumps you on the ANPOV closing!!! Are all the SLAM posters going for one of these? My vote is for Shiz’s right now. Izzo got your’s and Dp’s. Hmm…what can I use?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 1:47 pm
    I call “-ACPOV”

  • Cheryl Posted: Jun.28 at 1:49 pm
    Hey shiz, I’ma sue! You cannot desecrate my signage with the “n” word! it is not happening! Who I gotta see about this! The indignity of it all!

  • white hot eboy Posted: Jun.28 at 1:50 pm
    F*ck it, AMFWPOV!

  • white hot eboy Posted: Jun.28 at 1:51 pm
    Check that, AMFWBPOV!!! Yeah, that’s my sh*t!!!

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 1:57 pm
    Mine is MDLYBGUTBCPOV or is that not catchy enough?

  • Max Airington Posted: Jun.28 at 2:02 pm
    “ADDPOV”?

  • Cheryl Posted: Jun.28 at 2:03 pm
    We are all bored. And how many of us are at work, as we type? My boss thinks I’m working on copy, so she loves to hear me typing…

  • white hot eboy Posted: Jun.28 at 2:10 pm
    Yeah, Cheryl, I’m working too, and my boss thinks I’m working on a trial brief that’s due by Monday!!

  • Shiz Posted: Jun.28 at 2:37 pm
    Luckily for me, certification and compliance analysis leaves me time to f*ck off. And Cheryl, my use of the n word isn’t my fault. I was raised on Robin Harris and Richard Pryor. Im simply a product of my environment… riiiight..

  • white hot eboy Posted: Jun.28 at 2:56 pm
    Hopefully tomorrow, there will be some good sh*t from the draft to talk about. Cheryl, who you thinking the Heat take with #20? I’m thinking (hoping) Jared Dudley from Boston College. And after readings Ben’s notes on him, he sounds like a great pick. Maybe they could afford to let Kapono or Posey go to clear some money for a PG if they get him.

  • tike Posted: Jun.28 at 2:56 pm
    Hahaha….And Ryan Jones is just a made up name your actually Devine Brown….Hugh Grant should be knocking on your door shortly.

  • Sam Rubenstein Posted: Jun.28 at 3:00 pm
    I love the hot draft rumor on espn. Oden to Portland!
    Great acronyms everyone. You all owe money to the D.A.Y.

  • Cheryl Posted: Jun.28 at 3:00 pm
    I’m glad you asked, eboy. I’m hoping Stuckey drops to us at 20, though most mocks have him going to the Pistons, I think. I’m also hoping that the sixers will be willing to part with Andre Miller. if Riley can’t pull of that miracle, then I’d try to get Blake to take a piece of the mid-level. I don’t see either Kapono or Posey in a Heat uni next season.

  • Detroit11 Posted: Jun.28 at 3:04 pm
    Yeah, I’m sure Detroit will be taking Stuckey if he is there at 15. They also like Nick Young alot, but both may be gone. I just hope Joe doesn’t touch McRoberts. Just say no, Joe!

  • Chukaz Posted: Jun.28 at 3:06 pm
    Does anybody know what happened with Brandon Rush from the Kansas Jayhawks? I heard that he’s got a torn ACL or some other 3-letter stuff in his knee, but he stayed in the draft. Is that true? ‘Cause if it is, he could slip to the second round. I honestly though he would be a taken in the early 20s this year had it not been for that.

  • white hot eboy Posted: Jun.28 at 3:15 pm
    Chukaz, are you sure that’s you, because that was the most coherent post you ever had?

  • nothin _personal Posted: Jun.28 at 3:17 pm
    I assume that is A Chukaz Point Of View, Ryan?
    P.s. Is Russ doing his Draftashamokery thing tonight?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 3:20 pm
    Bingo.

  • Dennard Posted: Jun.28 at 3:21 pm
    @Chukaz - Brandon Rush pulled out of the draft and he isn’t gonna come back until like mid-December.

  • RV Posted: Jun.28 at 3:22 pm
    the rockets may move up in the draft, they have a few deals on on the table, but one is very likely, but depends on how the draft goes..according to the hou chronicle

  • Rasheedionics Posted: Jun.28 at 3:22 pm
    Where are all the trades? Orlando Magic just traded one of their 2nd round picks to Houston for Cash considerations… This is all we got. There better be more trades coming!

  • mgw Posted: Jun.28 at 3:25 pm
    Did anyone see that Orlando got “Cash considerations” for a second round pick!?! Dude, “Cash” is gonna be an awesome compliment to D.Howard. Go Magic!

  • bakers' dozen (12-13) Posted: Jun.28 at 3:31 pm
    The Cash will give them more $$$ to spend on the free agent market next year, or maybe this year…or maybe just to buy D. Howard a REALLY big ivory back scratcher.

  • bakers' dozen (12-13) Posted: Jun.28 at 3:34 pm
    ESPN is wrong again: FoxSports -
    Greg Oden’s agent and Portland’s general manager refuted an ESPN report Wednesday that said Oden’s camp had been informed the former Ohio State phenom will be the top pick in Thursday’s NBA Draft. “We haven’t been told that,” Mike Conley, Sr. told The Oregonian late Wednesday night. “(ESPN) can have their opinion, but the Blazers haven’t told us anything.” The Oregonian report said Blazers GM Kevin Pritchard was “emphatic” that the ESPN report was premature. “Nobody has been promised or told anything. Nobody,” Pritchard told the paper.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 3:37 pm
    If tike doesn’t start being nice to me (or at least cut down on the typos) I am totally gonna have to sleep with all the female members of his family. Again.

  • bakers' dozen (12-13) Posted: Jun.28 at 3:44 pm
    Even the one’s with beards?

  • Chukaz Posted: Jun.28 at 3:46 pm
    @white hot eboy: what the hell does coherent mean.

  • Chukaz Posted: Jun.28 at 3:50 pm
    @white hot eboy: by the way, why did you place a question mark after a statement? I just doesn’t make sence. Oh, and it is me.
    @Dennard: I heard a couple of days ago on ESPN that Brandon Rush had not pulled himself out of the draft. I guess that the @$$holes from ESPN just made ANOTHER mistake.

  • Chukaz Posted: Jun.28 at 3:53 pm
    Man, the hawks have to get the trade for Amare done. They have sucked for like 600 years. They haven’t been good since Bob Petit was with the Hawks, but that was in the 1400’s when they were in the STL.

  • white hot eboy Posted: Jun.28 at 3:58 pm
    Chukaz, I’m glad to know that it’s you!!!

  • Chukaz Posted: Jun.28 at 3:58 pm
    @mgw: you are right, “cash” will be great along side D. Howard.
    @bakers’ dozen: how much do you think the 54th pick is worth? Maybe a couple of G’s, if not less. The Magic will give that money to D. Howard and he will go to a stripe club and make it rain, like Pacman Jones.

  • white hot eboy Posted: Jun.28 at 3:59 pm
    Classic Chukaz!!

  • bakers' dozen (12-13) Posted: Jun.28 at 4:01 pm
    54th pick is still worth probably 100-250,000.
    Remember Manu “flop daddy” ginobili? He went number 57. In all reality, I see Orlando trading 54 and 37 (or whtaever they ahve in the second round) to try and move closer to the top fo the second, or package with something else to get into round uno.

  • Chukaz Posted: Jun.28 at 4:21 pm
    @bakers’ dozen: I meant how much the pick was worth not how much a player taken with said pick was worth. It ain’t the same sh*t.

  • Khalid Salaam Posted: Jun.28 at 4:24 pm
    This thread is awesome….btw, billy king sucks. he’ll prove it again tonight when he drafts josh mcroberts. (sigh)..i’m about to go toot some powder….

  • Chukaz Posted: Jun.28 at 4:27 pm
    The other day I was checkin’ out Withleather.com. Some @$$hole said that the people from univision (spanic station) refered to team USA (the soccer team) as team gringo. He also said that they should refer to the mexican soccer team as team wetback. I have a problem with this for 2 reasons. 1) I’m mexican american and 2) player born in Mexico, that play for Mexico and live in Mexico are not wetbacks, ’cause they ain’t in the US. I’ma contact Depotes Univision and tell them to call team USA “Team Crakers” or “team rednecks”. That should be payback.

  • Chukaz Posted: Jun.28 at 4:29 pm
    I know that I should take my comment and post it over at withleather, but I don’t like them and I’m boycotting them (or however you spell boycott).

  • white hot eboy Posted: Jun.28 at 4:31 pm
    Never could have seen that coming.

  • Chukaz Posted: Jun.28 at 4:32 pm
    Oh, by the way, I got nothing against white people or black people or any race for that matter, unless you are hate mexicans. If you are a mexican hater, f*ck you.

  • Sam Rubenstein Posted: Jun.28 at 4:35 pm
    The draft day trades hype vs. reality so far have been eerily reminiscent of this season’s trade deadline.
    Chukaz, you have taken the irrelevant comment to new heights.

  • Esco Posted: Jun.28 at 4:35 pm
    I wonder what a “stripe” club is like?? Enlighten me Chukaz…And Ryan, that was the comment of the day. None will even come close…white hot eboy, leave the kid alone…hhahah

  • Esco Posted: Jun.28 at 4:38 pm
    Chukaz…all I can say is WOW. Talk about a suckerpunch. That was so out of the blue. This kid is in a class all his own…

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 4:39 pm
    I wonder has SLAMONLINE taken a lot of stress away from Chukaz’s family,instead of annoying them with every little thought that comes into his head he just posts it here.Mr. and Mrs. Chukaz owe Slam some money

  • white hot eboy Posted: Jun.28 at 4:40 pm
    He is Slam’s own idiot savant. In more ways than one.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 4:49 pm
    Has everyone seen the YouTube video (there’s like 84 versions of it) of some dorky German kid beating the sh*t out of his computer and screaming at it while allegedly playing some video game? This is how I picture Chukaz — not destroying his computer, necessarily, but just this violent whir of activity and thinking out loud (very loud), voicing all his non sequitors (sp?) befor he punches them in.
    We really are going to have to give him his own column, aren’t we?

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 4:51 pm
    Maybe a column that you can only access with a password-a password that only he has.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 4:54 pm
    I kinda tried that, izzo, but not enough of you f*cking ungrateful people played along.

  • jbn74sb Posted: Jun.28 at 4:55 pm
    Ryan - “And Kobe. I’m gay for Kobe, too.” Thank you. Just - thank you.

  • jbn74sb Posted: Jun.28 at 4:56 pm
    Chukaz = The Great Cornholio. Except not funny.

  • Khalid Salaam Posted: Jun.28 at 4:56 pm
    chukaz, relax on the random sh*t. thanks

  • H to the izzo Posted: Jun.28 at 4:56 pm
    What if I make irrelevant,annoying,random comments,lower my I.Q and forget how to spell.Do I get my own column?

  • Cheryl Posted: Jun.28 at 4:56 pm
    You guys are hilarious! Thanks, eboy, for sending back to this thread. Amazing! –ASPOV

  • Bobby Posted: Jun.28 at 4:58 pm
    Did you take a dump in your bed last night?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 4:59 pm
    I think you know that was mostly for you, Bodie.

  • Kadavour Posted: Jun.28 at 4:59 pm
    chukaz, did u forget to re-up on your meds this week? is this the most delinquent day of our collective work-weeks in history (’cept u guys at Slam because you get paid to do this. speaking of - i know this is a really long parenthetical(?) - you guys hiring?), or is it just me?

  • Toney Blare Posted: Jun.28 at 5:02 pm
    jbn74sb–are you threatening me?? mexican haters better get some TP for chukaz’s bunghole, asap!

  • jbn74sb Posted: Jun.28 at 5:03 pm
    Kadavour - Since most of us (well, except for Chukaz) are at work, technically we get paid to do this as well.

  • Ben Osborne Posted: Jun.28 at 5:06 pm
    Romeo is in Ryan’s LeBron book.

  • Chukaz Posted: Jun.28 at 5:09 pm
    Okay, a stripe club is kinda like a stip club, but the strippers wear stuff with stripes. And thanks Sam, I have taken irrelevant comments to new heights.

  • tike Posted: Jun.28 at 5:11 pm
    Step ya game up Farmer Jones!

  • Kadavour Posted: Jun.28 at 5:16 pm
    jbn74sb - wordd.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Jun.28 at 5:20 pm
    Excellent reference, Ben. Even I didn’t get it at first.

  • Allenp Posted: Jun.28 at 5:30 pm
    Is Romeo actually good at basketball? I assume we’re talking about Romeo Miller here.

  • Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis Posted: Jun.28 at 5:37 pm
    swin cash went to the magic? dwight howard went to a strip club?? big dwight is coming to get him. ……………i hate carlos mencia. does that make me a mexican hater??

  • Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis Posted: Jun.28 at 5:41 pm
    the hawks had better take al horford at no. 3 then acie law IV at no. 11. that would be best

  • blake wright Posted: Jun.28 at 5:57 pm
    Carlos Mencia isn’t even Mexican. He’s part German, part Spanish…he admits it on youtube.

  • Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis Posted: Jun.28 at 6:51 pm
    so what indigines(sp) tribe is chukaz from??

  • Goody Posted: Jun.28 at 9:42 pm
    Amare and Al Horford in Atlanta. Oh my goodness. Do they have someone to get them the ball? What if it doesn’t go thru? What happens to KG?

  • Young Chris #3 Posted: Jun.28 at 11:34 pm
    Blake Wright, Carlos Mencia’s mother is Mexican and his father is Hondurian, but his father’s last name has German roots, which can mean anything from his parents were German and Honduras was where he was born and raised, or it means that Mencia’s paternal grandfather, or great-grandfather or great-great-great-great-great grandfather for that matter was German. You know, the father’s last name gets passed down in marriage or the mother’s out of marriage? It’s why HIS last name is Mencia (his mom’s last name, who is from Mexico) and his father’s last name is Holness. And don’t try to argue with me based off of Joe Rogan’s video he put together. Do your research. I did (my final thesis paper for school last semester was on political incorrectness and the focus was Mencia’s comedy).

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Jun.29 at 4:21 am
    Ned Holness dosnt deserve this ^ much attentions. Ever.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Jun.29 at 4:21 am
    Ya, attentions. So what?

  • Young Chris #3 Posted: Jun.29 at 8:19 am
    Boing Dynasty talks like a Mexican… ;) And can anyone explain how the Golden State-Charlotte trade works? How do THOSE salaries match?

  • tike Posted: Jun.30 at 2:15 am
    Whos giving Chukas some head tonite:
    (A). Ryan Jones (what an idiot!!!)
    (B). Clay Davis (the worse F*cking name)
    (C).Toney Blare(who is that guy!!)
    (D).jbn74sb (probably a homo)
    Well theres no losers here were all winner in slamland!!…hahaha

  • Chukaz Posted: Jun.30 at 4:09 am
    Your mom puto.

  • g man Posted: Oct.3 at 8:53 pm
    deven harris geten traded?

  • g man Posted: Oct.3 at 8:56 pm
    god ur good lol

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