The definitive ranking of the best players in the NBA today…
Basketball is a game of flow and movement. It’s a strange combination of dance and science. Point guards, especially good point guards, lead this dance/science, creating the initial actions that often
dictate long sequences of play, and the corresponding reactions. Tony Parker is one of these good—very, very good, in fact—point guards.
He might not have the savvy of Nash, the slobbering-at-the-feet-of-his-game-like-he’s-a-basketball-Buddha respect of Kidd, the bull doggedness of D-Will, or the explosive omnipotence of CP3, but he’s right there with those guys at the top of the point guard class, and he’s gotten better grades in winning than any of them.
Despite the fact that his digits would indicate that he took his 3-ball—along with the judiciousness that comes with taking said 3’s—and broke it, it’s a relatively small sample size, so we won’t really dwell. What we will dwell on is that in game 3 of the Conference Semis, with his team staring down a 0-2 hole, he dropped 31 and 11, putting a damper on CP3 and his team’s Honeybuzz. That win began the 4 out of 5 resurgence that would be the highlight of his squad’s season, approximately a year after TP was named Finals MVP.
Parker, and the blistering speed that is part and parcel of his penetration’s dominance, is a vital cog in the NBA’s most consistently well-oiled machine. That’s not to be taken lightly. His ability to put the ball in the basket at a 50 percent clip sets the efficient tone for the rest of his squad. He ignites an underrated fast break when the Spurs do run and, as mentioned above, initiates flow sequences beneficial to the rest of his teammates, be they Tim Duncan in the post or Bruce Bowen releasing a corner three ball.
What would be the point of a muderous robot destroyer if it didn’t have the speed to chase you down in the back of an alley and ram its physical violence down your throat as it matter-of-factly beat the crap out of you.
(Apropos of nothing relating to the rest of this post, he and his wife, Mexican-American desperate housewife, Eva Longoria, are reportedly expecting their first child, Speedy Gonzalez Longoria Parker, this spring.)
And while the squad may be aging, it’s an odd year and people are sleeping on the Spurs again. Would it be out of the realm of possiblity for TP to pick up a second NBA Finals MVP trophy?
Nope.
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Tony parkers sure is better than Kidd nowadays.
I put tony over kidd everyday, maybe over d-will. I don’t know if it would make that much difference if the spurs and jazz switch guards. Tony doesn’t get the assists like other top point guard, but on the other hand not a lot of pg’s shoot at 50 percent. I think if Tony Parker wants to score 30 in a game, he can easily do it at 42 procent. And btw, the fact the spurs won those chips, has more to do with tony than you’d think. Not all the credit goes to Duncan. 21 is his spot
Lebron
CP3
KG
Amare
DWill
Wade
Duncan
PP
Melo
Gil
Nash
Dwight
Manu
BDiddy
Boozer
TMac
AI
Yao
Dirk
If we were judging Parker solely on how well he plays against Phoenix, he’d be number six or so on the list.
James the balla, didn’t we already establish you don’t know anything about basketball yesterday? At least save some pride and change your name. Some of the stuff you said was downright embarrassing.
Caron Butler 20.3/6.7/4.9/2.2/0.3/47%/90%/36% Indeed. The numbers don’t lie
Because, really, it’s not funny anymore.
I can’t stay mad at you!
*puts headband back on and returns to workstation*
Unbelievable!
For those with a hard time figuring, 4×5 =20> TP#21.
And to add to his credit, he’s probably top 7 in finishing at the rim. Which is nuts for a 6′1″ guard. To back this up I list: Shaq, Kob, Bron, T-Mac, Monta, Melo. Don’t heed the order.
Out of curiosity: how many other times have four point guards averaged 10+ assists in one season?
And all you guys hating on eva longoria… please, the woman is damn fine for her age.
Nah, you can’t realie this. If you did, you wouldn’t say stupid stuff like you’re saying. Iverson has had just as much playoff success as Charles Barkley and has done it with less talent. Your problems with Iverson and his shoe contract are your own problems, but when you start saying he isn’t one of the greatest players of all-time and he can’t win, well then you sound like an idiot…..Funny how you said Iverson “can’t” win, but then changed it to “consistently” win when you were confronted. He advanced past the first round three out of the five times he got the Sixers to the playoffs. Considering the talent he was working with, that was a nice move.
And that Bucks team had Ray Allen, Sam Cassell and Glen Robinson in their primes. It was as good as any team Jason Kidd beat on his way to the Finals.