March 21, 2008 11:21 am  |  21 Comments

Frosted Mini Links

Random distractions on a Friday morning.

Because I can:

* The would-be player-president fills out his brackets. Does Obama picking UNC to win it all mean MJ can finally get over his political neutrality and endorse a candidate? Oh, wait, he already did.

Of course, posting that reminded me of this, a silly, self-indulgent exercise from a few months back — and one that I feel compelled to update now. Ready? I know you are…

Hillary Clinton is now… Gregg Popovich. Both are known quantities who should, by rights, be heavy favorites right now, but both seem to have been caught off-guard by younger, more charismatic competition. Both are proven winners who can’t yet be counted out; that said, both will have to make up significant deficits in the standings if they want to win it all.

Barack Obama is now… Rick Adelman. Both came into the campaign as huge underdogs who seemed unlikely to seriously challenge their more established competitors. Both rode a remarkable hot streak midway through the campaign to actually take a lead. Neither has proven they can actually hold that lead, though, and both have been hampered by unexpected setbacks. As such, there remain doubts about whether either of them will be strong enough down the stretch.

John McCain is now… Byron Scott. Both have had incredibly strong runs so far, yet both are still sort of flying under the radar, mostly due to the hype surrounding key opponents. Soon, though, both will have to show and prove.

Moving on…

* March Madness, right? Hate on the Invitational all you want, but Johny Flynn’s through the legs drop-off to Donte Green in the ‘Cuse-UMD game yesterday was the highlight of the night. (And if you can actually find it anywhere on the Internets that’s Mac compatible, do let me know.)

* This is funny. Not sure if it’s true, but let’s be honest — it could be.

* “We have several different algorithms or models that we look at… building matrices… using linear algebra… ” Yes, it’s the nerds again. They picked the K-State upset, so good for them. Here’s the thing: It got you three minutes on NPR, homie, but it’ll never get you laid. I’m just saying.

* Just so it’s clear, I am not a Knicks fan and no longer live in New York City, so of course I have nothing to do with this. I am, in fact, reluctant to even draw your attention to their “cause,” but it’s not like you wouldn’t have found out about them eventually.

* And finally: I’ll send you out on a happy note, because it’s Easter: The Olympics, much like record company people, are shady.

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  • Ryan Jones Posted: Mar.21 at 11:22 am
    Yes, I just compared Yao Ming to Jeremiah Wright. Have fun with that.

  • TADOne Posted: Mar.21 at 11:33 am
    “Frosted Mini Links”. Love it. Jones is classic. But I thought bylines were for suckers?

  • TADOne Posted: Mar.21 at 11:34 am
    Any chance Obama picked Pitt to help him out in the Pennsylvania Primary?

  • hursty Posted: Mar.21 at 11:45 am
    nice jones, classy as always.

  • Captain America Posted: Mar.21 at 11:59 am
    Alright! Who let the child out to play? Ryan, there is no Easter bunny, sorry.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Mar.21 at 12:06 pm
    Apt political comparisons. You don’t even mention that both Byron Scott and John McCain are unable lift their arms over their heads. And both Hillary and Pop defiantly sport expired hairstyles.

  • TADOne Posted: Mar.21 at 12:22 pm
    Funny Russ.

  • Sesa Posted: Mar.21 at 12:33 pm
    interesting

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Mar.21 at 1:00 pm
    Fair points both, Banksen. I wrote this in a hurry.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Mar.21 at 1:09 pm
    I’m playing that Face to Face covers record just for you. “What difference does it maaaaaaaake…”

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Mar.21 at 1:11 pm
    I love that sh*t. As long as you’re not rocking Fenix Texas or whatever they were called. You know, Lewis’ favorite joint.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Mar.21 at 1:13 pm
    Actually, I wasn’t playing it yet, but it’s on now. So there.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Mar.21 at 1:16 pm
    Ah, Fenix, TX. Not one of my better musical decisions. I should segue F2F directly into Ghost just to make it feel completely like the office. I’m already drowning in shoes and losing my eyesight from staring at this $@#*! screen.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Mar.21 at 1:17 pm
    Nothing’s changed, then. Well, other than the number on the Range, I suppose.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Mar.21 at 1:19 pm
    On the BACK of the Range. Sheesh.

  • TADOne Posted: Mar.21 at 1:20 pm
    3 more wins till your haircut Russ. You ready?

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Mar.21 at 1:21 pm
    Already know who’s doing it.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Mar.21 at 1:21 pm
    I was paraphrasing.

  • TADOne Posted: Mar.21 at 1:23 pm
    Awesome.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Mar.21 at 1:25 pm
    Actually it’s “the number after the dot on the Range.” I am SO embarassed. Apologies, Mr. Wallace. White. Whatever.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Mar.23 at 4:49 am
    “like 30 to 40 grand clocksucker, beat it.”

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