February 22, 2007 3:13 pm  |  24 Comments

Like basketball, only for little nerdy guys

Another sport where Eastern European kids have better fundamentals

Yeah, I’m talking about chess. Apologies if the headline misleads; I don’t actually mean that, but I figured the lame stereotype might get your attention. Anyway…

I’ve long believed shameless self-promotion is OK as long as you’re not actually promoting yourself… if that makes any sense. In this case, I’m bigging up my man Mike Weinreb, a long-time SLAM contributor and author (or co-author) of some books you’ve probably never heard of. (And yes, that last one qualifies as chick-lit, for which you should feel free to mock him. All of his friends do.)

Well, Mike’s got a new book out. It’s called The Kings of New York, and it’s about chess, and despite that fact, it doesn’t suck, as early reviews make clear. Admittedly, I’m drawing your attention to him because we’re good friends — dude was in my wedding, an experience best remembered for how he puked up all the free booze he drank — but no matter how well I know him, I wouldn’t be telling you about his book if I thought it sucked. And again, just to be clear: It doesn’t suck. It’s actually really really good, whether you’re a chess fanatic or, like me, know nothing about the sport and care even less. Doesn’t matter. It’s a great story, and if you don’t buy like three copies, Mike will sleep with your mom.

What does this have to do with hoops? Ok, so I’m reaching, but check the book jacket quotes: Notice that Kriegel, Wertheim and Wojnarowski are all respected authors of well-received basketball books, and that they compare Mike’s joint to Season on the Brink and The Last Shot, which are pretty much classics of hoop lit. And then there’s Sam’s favorite unironically ironic hipster writer guy, Chuck Klosterman, who calls Kings of New York “the Friday Night Lights of high school chess,” which is not to imply that NBC will make a TV show out of it, but is otherwise pretty on-point.

If nothing else, it’s definitely better than my book… which, coincidentally, I believe you can still buy.

But since, unlike Mike, I’ve actually got a full-time job with benefits and stuff, buy his instead. You can get it here, here or, if you’re down with supporting one of New York’s better (and snootier) indie book shops, here. Thank you.

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  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Feb.22 at 3:18 pm
    “Fresh” was a really good movie, and that kid played chess. I’m just sayin’. What I’m sayin’, I have no idea.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Feb.22 at 3:27 pm
    “Fresh” is also the name of a really bad song by Kool & the Gang, is it not?

  • Sam Rubenstein Posted: Feb.22 at 3:28 pm
    I love chess. It is truly the game of kings. You might find this hard to believe but I was on my high school chess team. And not for ironic Klosterman reasons. It’s the greatest game in the world other than Stratego. Oops, that was kind of Klostermanish.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Feb.22 at 3:29 pm
    I have no problem with this, with the execption of calling chess a sport.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Feb.22 at 3:32 pm
    So is Mike gonna go searching for Bobby Fisher?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Feb.22 at 3:32 pm
    Or even worse, Boing, a “sports,” because I’m too stupid to know my singulars from my plurals. Lemme see if I can fix that.
    And Sam, remind me where you went to high school again? I think your alma mater gets mentioned a few times in the book…

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Feb.22 at 3:34 pm
    Ah, that’s better.
    And Russ, to answer your question: No.

  • Sam Rubenstein Posted: Feb.22 at 3:36 pm
    I went to 3 high schools. I’m sure Stuyvesant is mentioned. Funny CHESS RELATED(!!!) amazing fact: when I was at Stuy, the school next door was B.M.C.C. which is borough of manhattan community college. They won the national colleigate chess championship against… HARVARD!

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Feb.22 at 3:37 pm
    Stuyvesant is mentioned, as is Brooklyn Tech and Bronx Science… for some reason, I think you went to all three of those.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Feb.22 at 3:38 pm
    Dammit.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Feb.22 at 3:39 pm
    Ryan, it just makes you sound french-canadian.
    (give me 1 eggs, or 2 egg)

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Feb.22 at 3:51 pm
    Given how I hate French people AND Canadians, that’s not what I wanted to hear.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Feb.22 at 3:53 pm
    walk it off.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Feb.22 at 3:59 pm
    Or get a wheelchair. Fall down seven times, get up six! My five is hot!

  • mutoni Posted: Feb.22 at 4:48 pm
    ryan, i always knew you hated me. *sobbing quietly*

  • Michael Weinreb Posted: Feb.22 at 11:35 pm
    Ryan, why is it that you write much more eloquently about John Amaechi’s book than you write about your friends’ books?
    Answer me that, Frenchie.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Feb.23 at 1:51 am
    Actually, Mutoni, you have the same initials as my wife, so you get a pass.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Feb.23 at 3:27 am
    Mike Miller?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Feb.23 at 9:10 am
    Fair question, Boing, but no.

  • James Posted: Feb.23 at 10:03 am
    NEWSFLASH: “Ryan Jones HATES Johan Petro!!” (among others)

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Feb.23 at 10:20 am
    NEWSFLASH: I fill up my car at Johan Petro.

  • James Posted: Feb.23 at 10:57 am
    NEWSFLASH: I don’t get it

  • oliver Posted: Feb.26 at 5:25 pm
    can i get one in the UK- cos i deffo dont want him sleepin with my mother- for his sake

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Feb.28 at 12:06 pm
    As we Americans say, “Good lookin’ out, Oliver.”

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