Kobe’s Wife Will Cuss You Out
Though her blog post has now disappeared - thanks, ESPN! - a reporter recently faced the wrath of one Vanessa Bryant. Details of Vanessa’s rage can be found here (Warning: lots of F bombs.)




Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 | 42 Comments
Kobe’s Wife Will Cuss You Out
Though her blog post has now disappeared - thanks, ESPN! - a reporter recently faced the wrath of one Vanessa Bryant. Details of Vanessa’s rage can be found here (Warning: lots of F bombs.)
42 Responses to “Kobe’s Wife Will Cuss You Out”
May.28 at 11:11 am
Eboy says:
So it’s easy to hate BOTH Kobe and his ugly fu*king wife. Good times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The poor kids, though, two parents with little moral compass. Luckily, Kobe’s loaded, so that make’s it all better, I guess.
May.28 at 11:21 am
Rasheedionics says:
Continuing trend that proves that NBA wives are gansta!
May.28 at 11:34 am
RiseKing says:
Sounds like a pretty level-headed woman…
May.28 at 11:44 am
Jake says:
I’m thinking I would have done the same thing if I was famous and someone published a story about my kid’s schedule.And may we please not all forget that lot’s of reporters are crazed lunatics?She probably threw a rock at Vanessa and said she was going to burn her kids alive or something to elicit the rage.
May.28 at 11:48 am
Myles Brown says:
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May.28 at 11:51 am
TADOne says:
That was fantastic!
May.28 at 11:52 am
adams says:
No wonder Kobe’s banging cheerleaders.
May.28 at 12:01 pm
DP says:
ugh. she only wants Kobe’s money. She probably would marry her damn self if she could.
May.28 at 12:07 pm
riggs says:
She didnt publish the kids schedule, just what they do, i.e. “kobes kids attend karate class and ballet”, it wasnt that serious or prompted a response like that. i already knew she had bitchlike tendencies though, just look at her.
May.28 at 12:17 pm
TB says:
who cares
May.28 at 12:53 pm
RV says:
she probably though the writer wanted kobe
May.28 at 1:27 pm
Silky Slim says:
I read the blog that Laura wrote and I don’t see why Vanessa is so upset about what Laura wrote about her and her kids. Vanessa’s response was immature and disrespectful and to conduct herself that way in front of her kids is even worse.
May.28 at 1:28 pm
Silky Slim says:
If Vanessa has such a potty mouth in front of her kids in public, I can only imagine what she says around them in private.
May.28 at 1:46 pm
BOOM shaka LOCKA says:
- GHOSTWRITERS REVEALED - We all knew ghostwriting was mad popular in Hip-Hop but this list put some light on some songs I didn’t know about. I mean sheeeeit, peep this list before you assume all of your favorite artists are broke. And yes, some of these writing credits are well known and many of them show up in the actual liner notes…but it’s still dope to see these down in a list. JADAKISS
Diddy’s “Senorita” - ghost-wrote by Jadakiss
Diddy’s verses on “Victory” - co-wrote by Jadakiss, Biggie, & ROC
Biggie’s “Mo Money Mo Problems” - (biggie’s & diddy’s verse) - co-wrote by Mase, Jadakiss, & Ed Bernard
Biggie’s verse on “Last Days” - ghost-wrote by Jadakiss
Charli Baltimore’s “Money” - ghost-wrote by Jadakiss
Cam’Ron’s “Horse & Carriage” – hook by Jadakiss, both verses co-wrote by Jadakiss
J-Lo’s “Jenny From The Block” - (Style’s verse) ghost-wrote by Jadakiss MA$E
112’s “Only You” (biggie’s verse) - ghost-wrote by Mase
112’s “Anywhere” (Lil Zane’s verse) - co-wrote by Mase & Lil Zane
Biggie’s “Mo Money Mo Problems” - (biggie’s & diddy’s verse) - co-wrote by Mase, Jadakiss, & Ed Bernard
Camron’s “We Got It” – (both Mase/Cam’s verses) co-wrote by Mase & Cardan
Diddy’s “Friend” - ghost-wrote by Mase
Philly’s Most Wanted’s “Cross The Border” - ghost-wrote by Mase
JayZ’s “I Just Wanna Love You” - co-wrote by Mase & Pharell Williams
Diddy’s “Come 2 Me” - ghost-wrote by Jody Breeze
Diddy’s “After Love” - ghost-wrote by Jody Breeze
Diddy’s “Through The Pain” - ghost-wrote by Jody Breeze JAY-Z
M. Bleek on “Coming of Age” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
M. Bleek’s “All Types of ****” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
“Coming of Age (Da Sequel)” - (Memphis Bleek’s verse) ghost-wrote by JayZ
Foxy’s “If I” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Foxy’s “Foxy’s Bells” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Foxy’s “Get Me Home” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Foxy’s “Ill Na Na” - (Foxy’s verse) ghost-wrote by JayZ
Foxy’s “I’ll Be” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Foxy’s “Big Bad Mama” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Foxy’s “Hot Spot” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Foxy’s “I Can’t” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Foxy’s “JOB” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Lil Kim’s “Big Momma Thang” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Bugs Bunny - “Buggin” (from Spacejam sdtrk) - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Jermaine Dupri’s “Money Ain’t A Thang” - co-wrote by JayZ & ROC
Biggie’s “Hypnotize” - co-wrote by D-Dot
Diddy’s “Fake Thug Dedication” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Timbaland’s “Indian Carpet” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Dr. Dre’s “Still DRE” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Dr. Dre’s “The Watcher” - ghost-wrote by JayZ & Rakim
Dr. Dre’s “The Message” - co-wrote by JayZ, Rell, & Royce Da 5′9″
Snoop Dogg’s “Intrology” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Pro The Spectacula’s “Call Ya Boy” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Pro The Spectacula’s “Handle Barz” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Slim Thug’s “I Ain’t Heard of That” - ghost-wrote by JayZ
Slim Thug’s “I Ain’t Heard of That RMX” - co-wrote by JayZ
Fort Minor’s “Where’d You Go” – co-wrote by JayZ & Mike Shinoda SMITTY…AIN’T THAT BROKE!
Will Smith’s “Miami” - ghost-wrote by Smitty
Diddy’s “Bad Boys 4 Life” – Diddy’s verse co-wrote by Smitty & Black Rob
Diddy’s “And We” – Hook, Diddy’s, & Foxy’s verse ghost-wrote by Smitty
Loon’s “How You Want That” – ghost-wrote by Smitty
Diddy’s “Show Me Your Soul” – Hook & Diddy’s verse ghost-wrote by Smitty
Diddy’s “Shake Ya Tailfeather” – Hook & Diddy’s verse ghost-wrote by Smitty
Diddy’s “Girl I’m A Bad Boy” – Hook & Diddy’s verse ghost-wrote by Smitty
Baby & Diddy’s “Do That” – ghost-wrote by Smitty
Truth Hurt’s “Cop” – Dr. Dre’s verse ghost-wrote by Smitty
Truth Hurt’s “Benefit of the Doubt” – ghost-wrote by Smitty
Truth Hurt’s “Hollywood” – ghost-wrote by Smitty
Dr. Dre’s “The Wash”– ghost-wrote by Smitty
Dr. Dre’s “On The Boulevard” - co-wrote by Smitty & Knoc-Turnal
Beyonce’s “Summertime” – co-wrote by Smitty T.I.
Bow Wow’s “Let’s Get Down” - ghost-wrote by TI
Bow Wow’s “I’ll Move On” - ghost-wrote by TI
Bow Wow’s “The Future” - ghost-wrote by TI & ROC
Bow Wow’s “The Don, The Dutch” - ghost-wrote by TI & ROC
Bow Wow’s “Hey Little Momma” - ghost-wrote by TI & ROC THE D.O.C.
Dr. Dre’s “Keepin’ It Dope” – ghostwrote by D.O.C.
Dr. Dre’s “A ***** Witta Gun” – ghostwrote by D.O.C.
Dr. Dre’s “Little Ghetto Boy” - co-wrote by D.O.C. & Snoop
Dr. Dre’s “Big Egos” – co-wrote by D.O.C., Mel Man, & Brian A. Bailey
Dr. Dre’s “Housewife” – co-wrote by D.O.C. & Mel Man
Snoop Dogg’s “Snoop’s Upside Ya Head” – ghostwrote by D.O.C.
Trina’s “Ain’t ****” – song/hook co-wrote by D.O.C. & Trina; (Snoop’s verse) co-wrote by D.O.C. & Kurupt
Twista/Mobstability’s “Mobstability” – co-wrote by D.O.C. & Twista
Ice Cube’s “Once Upon A Time In…2″ – co-wrote by Ice Cube & D.O.C.
Ice Cube’s “Roll All Day” – ghostwrote by D.O.C.
Ice Cube’s “Until We Rich” – (Ice cube’s verse) ghostwrote by D.O.C.
Bone Thugs’ “This Ain’t a Game” song/hook co-wrote by Trey Songz & D.O.C.; verses co-wrote by Bone Thugs & D.O.C.
Snoop Dogg’s “Boss Life” – co-wrote by D.O.C., Stanley Benton, & Akon
Snoop Dogg’s “Round Here” – (Snoop’s verses) co-wrote by D.O.C. & S. Benton
Snoop Dogg’s “Imagine” – co-wrote by D.O.C., Snoop, D’Angelo, & Dr. Dre
Snoop Dogg’s “That’s That” – (Snoop’s verses) ghostwrote by D.O.C.
May.28 at 1:49 pm
Eboy says:
While interesting, what did that have to do with the topic, Boom?
May.28 at 1:57 pm
Silky Slim says:
Co-sign, Eboy.
May.28 at 2:02 pm
Eboy says:
Ice Cube’s “Roll All Day” had to make D.O.C. a TON of money from the Dodge commercials it was in. Damn.
May.28 at 2:02 pm
B. Long says:
Reporters need to be cussed out from time to time. Kids are gonna hear it sooner or later anyway. It sounds like she made a small mistake by using that kinda lang. but come on. I thought my Mom was a saint too until someone messed with her kids. Non Story.
May.28 at 2:05 pm
jbn74sb says:
Ghostwrote?
May.28 at 2:17 pm
Eboy says:
B. Long, if it was one of the SLAM guys, I doubt any of the commenters here that put the female writer on blast, would be so kind to Little Miss Sunshine.
May.28 at 2:24 pm
Kevin Wilson says:
I’d be a little pissy if people were hunting for me too.
May.28 at 3:04 pm
Jess says:
thats embarassing…I agree with Eboy..Kobe AND his wife make it so easy to hate them…
May.28 at 3:29 pm
Rubens Borges says:
she married kobe, qhat do u people expect?
May.28 at 3:44 pm
Jess says:
true.
May.28 at 3:47 pm
B. Long says:
@Eboy: Thats because Slam writers are to busy writing stories about basketball and not what time Kobe’s kids eat breakfast. She messed up by cussing in front of the kids but if people constantly put my personal info in the public, especially since she seemed to trust this woman before the article, I would be pissed too. Its kinda like that movie, Thank You for Smoking, except less sex.
May.28 at 4:02 pm
d.Y. says:
Exactly Rubens. By the by, most of those “ghostwriting” reveals are in the “duh” category, and a number are wrong.
May.28 at 4:05 pm
Brandon Hoffman says:
She’s still fine.
May.28 at 4:17 pm
rav says:
this is what you get for marrying someone from a snoop dogg video…
May.28 at 4:45 pm
WhaHuh says:
I am shocked to hear Bugs Bunny had a ghost writer
May.28 at 5:59 pm
Kevin says:
she’s pretty hot.. but i’m gettin the same “insane” vibes that Doug Christie’s wife gives me somehow…
May.28 at 6:29 pm
when says:
when everyone start blame the media for being the media she knew what she was getting into marrying kobe soo i dont feel srry for her
May.28 at 7:41 pm
Dacre says:
Eboy…>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
did you write into SLAM HQ under the guise of a 13 year old Heat fan?? Check the third letter in the Dwight Issue..?
May.28 at 7:42 pm
Dacre says:
Awesome…LOL.
“We’re getting Mike “the beat Beasley”….yes, yes you are.
May.28 at 8:12 pm
Lz - Cphfinest3 says:
Kobe’s choice of wife just makes it even easier to hate Kobe - The two of them seem to be a match made in heaven. And Kevin “insane” people are better in bed so that might be on of the only things Mrs. Bryant has going for her, sure as hell isn’t her lingustical skills.
May.28 at 8:13 pm
Lz - Cphfinest3 says:
*lingistical
May.28 at 8:14 pm
Lz - Cphfinest3 says:
*linguistical
May.28 at 8:15 pm
Lz - Cphfinest3 says:
Damn - none of them look right.. U know what I mean; B!tch can´t speak..
May.28 at 8:39 pm
NZ Baller says:
@BOOM: 90% of that list is WACK anyway.
May.28 at 11:51 pm
what says:
Wait, so we are supposed to be surprised that the likes of Diddy, Jermaine Dupri, and Bow Wow use ghostwriters? What insightful information is coming from you next? The Hawks should have picked a point guard over Marvin Williams? Kwame Brown is a bust?
May.28 at 11:55 pm
tealish says:
While this news boring and the wife is obviously pyscho, this isn’t something to hate Kobe about. The feeling is sympathy. I sympathize with the fact that his money and fame make it virtually impossible to find a real girl and that’s how you end up with hot retards like Vanessa. I’d make it work though…
May.29 at 2:02 am
andrew says:
tell me will smithz miami isnt ghostwriten cuz will smith is in my top 5 rappers alive
May.29 at 7:33 am
Slobodan Chutzpah says:
That list might have been the most awesome non-exposé in the history of the world. I mean, is there even one ghostwriting credit on there that surprised anyone in the slightest? Or anyone that even matters anymore? Diddy? Foxy Brown? Lil Bow Wow? Who cares?