Sure Shot
They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.
Are we dating ourselves if we make a Dazed and Confused reference here? Probably. But that’s why this is a section for the readers! How do y’all feel about the Adam Morrison Era? So far it’s been a lot of hair, not a lot of minutes. How can his adventure best be captioned? You tell us, please. You know the entry part of the drill, though this month’s prize is possibly the best we’ve had. Whoever writes the funniest caption will win the ball we used for our Dwight Howard cover shoot…signed by Dwight! Now get on it!
571 Responses to “Sure Shot”
Apr.9 at 3:05 pm
don thomas says:
the n.b.a. colors and everything , wow such clarity
Apr.9 at 3:11 pm
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Apr.9 at 3:12 pm
Jer Boi says:
The NBA: Where people who don’t get much playing time get popularity because of their hair happens.
Apr.9 at 3:14 pm
Slater says:
Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There’s some spooky sh_t goin’ on there. And it’s green too.
Apr.9 at 3:24 pm
shakey handle says:
daniel faraday: The light… it’s strange out here, isn’t it? It’s kind of like, it doesn’t, it doesn’t scatter quite right.
Apr.9 at 3:25 pm
riggs says:
and the nba player most likely to be on “my name is earl” is…..!
Apr.9 at 3:45 pm
J Donuts says:
“Hey Emeka, do you realize that one ball, just one ball, is actually MILLIONS and MILLIONS of atoms! Whoaaaaaaaaa.”
Apr.9 at 3:50 pm
joe says:
The NBA where Jesus walks with a limp……
Apr.9 at 3:55 pm
Drowzee#096 says:
‘Tonight SLAM I’m going to be… Weird Al Yankovic’ ‘Stars in their eyes’ if you don’t know wikipeida it.
Apr.9 at 4:02 pm
Zack Kinnoin says:
“Hey, if this NBA thing doesn’t work out at least I can play Jack Sparrow in the next Pirates of the Carribean movie.”
Apr.9 at 4:24 pm
joe says:
The NBA, where I’m not Larry Bird…
Apr.9 at 4:56 pm
Double J says:
“Call me Lt. Dan”
Apr.9 at 5:31 pm
Sari says:
“Drew told me I had to grow out my hair ot win the bet, not my beard!”
Apr.9 at 5:32 pm
Sari says:
“Drew told me I had to grow out my hair to win the bet, not my beard!” I wrote ot instead of to in the previous post.
Apr.9 at 6:31 pm
Eboy says:
“Hmmm…Charles Manson had a ton of admirers…..I can pull this off for sure.” “Felton, Omeka, you like that new Gatorade that tastes like Kool Aid?”"
Apr.9 at 6:39 pm
Asbat says:
“Ohh coach…i would give anything to get some playing time right now…anything…anything but my hair…PLEASE!!!
Apr.9 at 7:02 pm
Bruce says:
“Hey, it worked for Samson, right? Grow long my beautiful locks.”
Apr.9 at 7:34 pm
aaron v says:
The NBA: Where almost famous happens
Apr.9 at 9:29 pm
johnnyrooks says:
I might look like michale jackson but I can still play coach.
Apr.9 at 9:53 pm
whooo! says:
damn joe, i was gonna just throw out the funniest line that i’ve heard about this guy already: “the next larry bird”. that caption, w/ this photo, and the circumstances of him not having done jack, and the audacity for ppl to actually have suggested he was the next bird…
Apr.9 at 11:46 pm
Brandon says:
Its a good thing my hair is so popular or i wouldn’t have a job anymore
Apr.9 at 11:47 pm
Dola says:
NBA: where looks before skills happens
Apr.9 at 11:52 pm
widy says:
“my god……what a great loss……”
Apr.10 at 12:11 am
Galen says:
IM NOT GOING TO CRY…IM NOT GOING TO CRY…..IM NOT GOING TO CRY….
Apr.10 at 12:13 am
Dola says:
NBA: Where hair before skills happens.
or
WHAT!?! We won?
or
Hey, I think that guy has a skimpier mustache than me!
or
Look! its me! Don’t i look good.
Apr.10 at 2:45 am
chintao says:
Damn man, Bo Bice was right…. I can walk into any trailer park on any country road in America and get ANY woman I want. And NBA players think they get burn! Ha!
Apr.10 at 6:57 am
B-Jizzle says:
The NBA: Where winners of the reality show “Bums who get to try other things” happens.
Apr.10 at 8:24 am
Peat says:
So they had Iron Maiden at the halftime show in Charlotte ? Wait…
Apr.10 at 11:37 am
Slydon says:
talking about the talent is easy, but comparing to history is another story…
Apr.10 at 11:41 am
Ryan says:
Adam:”I wish I was on the Boston Celtics, I could of been the next Johnny Damon of Boston.”
Apr.10 at 12:18 pm
Truth About It Dot Net says:
“Uh, I’m here for the gang-bang?” “Hey Ma! Git off the durn roof!” “The NBA: Where Slack-Jawed Yokels Happen.” It was at that point that Adam Morrison realized, “I might be one of the many cousins, or children, of one Cletus Del Roy Spuckler.”
Apr.10 at 1:53 pm
sam says:
Adam- The Bobcats hate never retired a jersey… I can see it now…Morrison 35, right there…
Jordan- Hey! wake up pretty boy!
Apr.10 at 2:41 pm
joey says:
no more needles at halftime for me
Apr.10 at 6:07 pm
Robert says:
Scissors? What are those?? Darn! Crying won’t help me in the NBA!!
Apr.10 at 6:49 pm
Eazy-Yi says:
Greasy F Baby drops his latest mixtape
Apr.10 at 8:04 pm
nathaniel says:
Man, I wish my basketball career could be as long as my hair..
Apr.10 at 10:54 pm
slamking says:
Man, I wish i had hair like that guy.
Apr.10 at 10:55 pm
vin-sanity says:
Man, i wish i could shoot like that guy
Apr.10 at 10:56 pm
marquis says:
Man if only i could score as mucch as i could shoot
Apr.10 at 11:38 pm
HoopStar says:
“Adam Morrison awaits his mvp trophy”
Apr.10 at 11:39 pm
jon chen says:
“OH, just gimme a 6 pack and lemme ride in my pick-up, cuz i sure wish i was a country music star.”
Apr.10 at 11:41 pm
HoopStar says:
“Adam Morrison, S-Curl Spokesman”
Apr.11 at 1:11 am
Alex says:
Master Okafor, I am your next apprentice and hope to obtain the skills that I need to become such a powerful forward such as yourself, may the boards be with you.
Apr.11 at 2:45 am
AC says:
1. Dude… where’s my car?
2. The NBA, where “Glorious,” happens (in technacolor).
3. Retro? I AM stinkin retro.
4. I swear I didn’t do it.
Apr.11 at 2:54 am
melofan15 says:
Wait a second… does that scoreboard say we are actually winning.
or
the NBA: where the great mustachio happens.
Apr.11 at 4:48 am
Danny says:
“I hope this Orlando Bloom look gets more play with the ladies than I get on the court..”
Apr.11 at 5:25 am
aaron ebos says:
damnn! finally im outta bench it was sure hot seating in there !
Apr.11 at 9:20 am
Dave Kamin says:
“I think i can see my shaving machine”
Apr.11 at 9:25 am
Dave Kamin says:
Please don’t lose… I don’t wanna cry on TV again
Apr.11 at 11:23 am
Logan Light says:
“The Bobcats have become a hot ticket tonight, in the stands we have none other than Leonardo DiCaprio… what? Oh, sorry, that’s Adam. Yes, still in a suit.”
Apr.11 at 3:31 pm
psycho says:
What!!! gonzaga lost to davidvson?
Apr.11 at 3:32 pm
psycho says:
What… gonzaga lost to davidvson? *sniffle*
Apr.11 at 5:58 pm
j rich says:
no! chris quinn has succeeded in having a girlier moustache than me!
Apr.11 at 6:56 pm
J says:
“If only there is a moon at the court, I would’ve turn into a werewolf and dominate the court. Man, this sucks.”
Apr.11 at 7:43 pm
VIN-SANITY says:
OH NO!! Joakim Noah;s hair is almost uglier than mine.
Apr.11 at 8:20 pm
Andy says:
Sitting on the bench: So easy a caveman can do it.
Apr.11 at 8:24 pm
Andy says:
Sitting on the bench: so easy Adam Morrison can do it.
Apr.11 at 9:45 pm
colton says:
the nba where swamp monters happen
Apr.11 at 10:03 pm
k-khouba says:
“Who cares if I’m not playing. I look so fly in this suit…. right??”
Apr.11 at 11:12 pm
VIN-SANITY says:
Man, Ive got the easiest job around. all i do is sit on the bench, and look pretty and i get millions a year
Apr.11 at 11:19 pm
VIN-SANITY says:
I must be dreaming because the scoreboard says we won. that can’t be right, can it?
someone slap me quick
Apr.12 at 10:35 am
Mike Duvall says:
The NBA: Where “What are sissors?” happen.
Apr.12 at 12:51 pm
Isiaha says:
“O.k. if i shave my hair and beard can i please get some more playing time?”
Apr.12 at 2:48 pm
Orlando says:
An education at Gonzaga: Free
An education in the NBA: Free
A hair cut: $10
Realizing your NBA career will be short lived and saving money is priority #1: Priceless.
Apr.12 at 2:52 pm
Nick Obergan says:
Dude, where’s my shooting stroke?
Apr.12 at 2:57 pm
DD says:
I’d probably get more minutes if my team was called the Charlotte Hairnets.
Apr.12 at 2:57 pm
Nick Obergan says:
“The commercials about Herbel Essences are very true…”
Apr.12 at 3:42 pm
VIN-SANITY says:
Oh well, if my NBA career doesn’t work out, i can always go into selling hair products.
Apr.12 at 3:44 pm
vin-sane says:
Who cares about a shoe deal, ive just become the first NBA player to sign a shampoo deal.
Apr.12 at 3:47 pm
raindrops says:
Adam morrison: the next slava medvedanko
Apr.12 at 4:21 pm
Brandon says:
Its a good thing my hair is so popular or i wouldn’t have a job anymore
Apr.12 at 4:22 pm
Brandon says:
NBA: where looks before skills happens
Apr.12 at 4:23 pm
Dola says:
NBA: Where hair before skills happens.
or
WHAT!?! We won?
or
Hey, I think that guy has a skimpier mustache than me!
or
Look! its me! Don’t i look good.
Apr.12 at 4:23 pm
Dola says:
Man, I wish i had hair like that guy.
or
Man, i wish i could shoot like that guy
or
Man if only i could score as mucch as i could shoot
Apr.12 at 4:25 pm
vin-sanity says:
Man who cares about a stupid shoe deal, ive now become the first NBA player to sign a shampoo deal
Apr.12 at 4:26 pm
vin-sanity says:
OH NO!! Joakim Noah;s hair is almost uglier than mine Or- Man, Ive got the easiest job around. all i do is sit on the bench, and look pretty and i get millions a year or I must be dreaming because the scoreboard says we won. that can’t be right, can it? someone slap me quick or Oh well, if my NBA career doesn’t work out, i can always go into selling hair products.
Apr.12 at 4:27 pm
Lawrence West says:
hmmmm………where on earth did my scissors go?!?!?!
Apr.12 at 6:36 pm
DONALD COOPER says:
DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY KNOW I USED VISINE?
Apr.12 at 6:57 pm
LeBron fan 23 says:
NBA: Where maturity before crying happens.
Apr.12 at 8:27 pm
Michael Mullery says:
The Passion Of Christ Starring:Adam Morrison
Apr.12 at 11:36 pm
yakir says:
adam morrison now starring in “dude wheres my car-eer”.
Apr.13 at 12:20 am
jr724 says:
There can only be one: Adam Morrison, threatening MJ to come out of retirement for the third time.
Apr.13 at 12:25 am
jr724 says:
The NBA, Where lottery picks are forced to buy lottery tickets.
Apr.13 at 1:55 am
mr_ball says:
I sure thought this ’stash would get me further.
Apr.13 at 3:11 am
Dylan Graves says:
Realizing my career is over, Its so easy a caveman can do it
Apr.13 at 4:25 am
bryan says:
Damn Diabetes, First My Blood Levels Now Its gone After My Stache.
Apr.13 at 7:52 am
Mat says:
Does anybody even know who I am?!
Apr.13 at 8:08 am
Steve D says:
Hey Sean May- Are You and I still rockin the half time show? I’ll try to remember the words this time Dude!!
Apr.13 at 9:45 am
Big Kello says:
What, I was traded to the Flint Tropics? I get to play with Jackie Moon, that is freakin awesome.
Apr.13 at 11:29 am
TriX says:
The NBA where the cowboys of the wild west are born.(And injured all the time)
Apr.13 at 12:43 pm
Mark Rosa says:
I’ve never been superstitious, but maybe if I shave I’ll find some luck.
Apr.13 at 2:45 pm
vin-sanity says:
Man, who cares about a stupid shoe deal. Ive just become the first NBA player to sign a shampoo deal.
Apr.13 at 2:48 pm
vin-sanity says:
If this NBA career doesn’t last, i should create my own line of hair products.
Apr.13 at 2:59 pm
alex says:
announcer: “Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the new guest star on My Name Is Earl.”
Apr.13 at 3:02 pm
alex says:
oh I see how it is coach, just because his last name starts with M-A when mine starts with M-O
Apr.13 at 4:11 pm
Vinny McGrath says:
Would anyone even notice if I was traded to the LA SPARKS?
Apr.13 at 4:15 pm
j melo says:
dude… am i trippin or is there like a blurry rainbow behind me? maybe i shouldn’t have eaten all those boomers heytvelt gave me…
Apr.13 at 4:30 pm
T-Will 4 says:
I guess Jesus is MY Homie
Apr.13 at 4:40 pm
j melo says:
“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” - jim morrison
“I believe in long, prolonged, derangement of all my hair.” - adam morrison
Apr.13 at 4:47 pm
j melo says:
m.j. had to be higher than morrison to let the bobcats draft him 3rd.
Apr.14 at 12:00 am
Bailee Welker says:
Freebird!
Apr.14 at 12:48 am
Dubs says:
“I wonder how I’d look with a uniform on…”
Apr.14 at 2:41 am
will says:
adam-’Hey, look, my moms over there’
emeka- ‘where’s your sister’
adam- ‘My mom is my sister
Apr.14 at 2:46 am
will says:
Adam to joakim noah- ‘Your hair is looking good, I have taught you well, now, take it use it.’
Apr.14 at 2:58 am
will says:
“Where is bloody Morrison!, how long does it take to go to the bathroom!”
Adam- “I’m back coach” *sniff*
Apr.14 at 8:15 am
Danny P says:
If the basketball career doesn’t take off perhaps being an Orlando Bloom impersonator could be possible - anyone seeing Pirates of the Caribbean?
Apr.14 at 8:38 am
Yuri says:
I pledge allegiance, to my hair, if I get more points than Emeka in this game with my suit on I’ll get cornrows.
Apr.14 at 10:54 am
Gannon says:
After a walk down Abbey Road…
Apr.14 at 12:43 pm
Wesley prixhaed says:
hair club for men my ass!
Apr.14 at 1:33 pm
ed says:
jesus is my homeboy
Apr.14 at 2:37 pm
Norman Arce says:
What Would Jesus Do?
Apr.14 at 3:26 pm
Matt says:
man…if only my game were as smooth as my suit.
Apr.14 at 4:45 pm
macky says:
Like Orlando Bloom, Adam Morrison’s fame and popularity were short-lived…
Apr.14 at 5:28 pm
BJ says:
Co-starring with Sean May, please welcome the host of the new show The Obscure life.. ADAM MORRISON!
Apr.14 at 5:46 pm
t-will 4 says:
Dear God, it’s me Adam, no not that one could you just please give me an ounce of what I had in Gonzaga
Apr.14 at 6:06 pm
Wesley prichard says:
these new unis suck
Apr.14 at 6:12 pm
Wesley prichard says:
they thought mike miller had it bad
Apr.14 at 6:14 pm
Wesley prichard says:
repunzel, repunzel, let down your hair
Apr.14 at 6:56 pm
ballin boy says:
“I cant believe I’m holding back my tears”
Apr.14 at 8:17 pm
michael says:
well, i cried on tv when i lost in the tourney ….so now what?
Apr.14 at 8:20 pm
habeebeereseecup says:
We are the champions…no wait, that’s the Celtics. Damn!
Apr.14 at 8:37 pm
jumpman23 says:
I knew I should of concentrated more on my music.
Apr.14 at 8:39 pm
jumpman23 says:
Anyone know a good band in need of some groupies!
Apr.14 at 8:40 pm
jumpman23 says:
NBA where I forgot my comb happens.
Apr.14 at 8:43 pm
jumpman23 says:
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.
Apr.14 at 8:47 pm
jumpman23 says:
MJ says “Adam you should really practice saying Would you like fries with that”.
Apr.14 at 8:50 pm
jumpman23 says:
MJ: First I drafted Kwame Brown know this.
Apr.14 at 8:51 pm
jumpman23 says:
MJ: First I drafted Kwame Brown know this. Oh well at least I’m doing better than Isiah in New York.
Apr.14 at 8:56 pm
jumpman23 says:
Wow all these fans and not a single one wearing one of my jerseys.
Apr.14 at 8:58 pm
jumpman23 says:
Am I in the right arena. I thought this was going to be a Led Zeplin concert.
Apr.14 at 9:04 pm
herb k says:
at least they didn’t say “so easy a caveman can do it”
Apr.14 at 9:06 pm
jumpman23 says:
I think I’m going to be sick.
Apr.14 at 9:11 pm
jumpman23 says:
All this money and I can’t even get a decent haircut.
Apr.14 at 9:14 pm
jumpman23 says:
I love you. You love me. Where an injured family.
Apr.14 at 9:14 pm
jumpman23 says:
I love you. You love me.
Apr.14 at 9:25 pm
jumpman23 says:
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 get on the floor 5,6 I was the third pick 7,8 still can’t get a date 9,10 never play good again.
Apr.14 at 9:32 pm
jumpman23 says:
Adam: If I could only think of a caption to win that Dwight Howard ball. Maybe then slam would think of putting me on the cover.
Apr.14 at 9:36 pm
jumpman23 says:
Adam thinking: Man I’m injured and I’m still getting more playing time than J.J. Reddick.
Apr.14 at 9:41 pm
jumpman23 says:
I wonder if a cheerleading outfit counts as a uniform violation in Mr. Sterns book.
Apr.14 at 9:50 pm
jumpman23 says:
I’m not in the closet!
Apr.14 at 10:19 pm
jumpman23 says:
Adam: In issue #106 slam wrote an artical on me called “Dazed but not Confused”.I sure had them fooled!
Apr.14 at 10:26 pm
jumpman23 says:
“In the off-season, my mustache and I will drive around in a muscle car solving mysteries. Times will be good. My mustache is very wise.”- Adam Morrison EA Sports NBA Live 2007 commercial. Featured in slam issue #106
Apr.14 at 10:48 pm
steven says:
There goes my Education
Apr.14 at 10:51 pm
steven says:
Really, i’m the next All-Star…For the D-League in Guatemala!
Apr.15 at 12:50 am
isaac says:
hmmm…..if only my playing tyme was as long as my hair
Apr.15 at 12:56 am
isaac says:
if this basketball thing doesnt work out i can always be a model
Apr.15 at 12:56 am
isaac says:
if this basketball doesnt work out at least i have my looks to fall back on
Apr.15 at 6:13 am
EJ says:
the NBA: Where too much hair doesnt meet court happens.
Apr.15 at 6:16 am
EJ says:
maybe if i cut my hair, coach will notice me and let me play more
Apr.15 at 7:40 am
Wesley prichard says:
Scott pollard can’t believe he didnt think of it first
Apr.15 at 11:40 am
Mike says:
hmmm, so that’s what a pro three pointer looks like!?!?!
Apr.15 at 12:13 pm
Yung chellz says:
I wonder If coach could sneak me back in at Gonzaga,OOOOOHH those were the days!
Apr.15 at 12:18 pm
Yung chellz says:
Hey, that lady over there hair looks almost as good as mine!
Apr.15 at 12:20 pm
Yung chellz says:
I knew I should have toured as a Kid Rock impersonator!
Apr.15 at 12:21 pm
Yung chellz says:
AAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!Thats how this defennse thing works?
Apr.15 at 12:22 pm
Yung chellz says:
DANG!!!WHOOO I hope nobody smells that!
Apr.15 at 12:22 pm
Yung chellz says:
GOSH!I hope nobody is sitting in our chairs!
Apr.15 at 12:37 pm
Nick Johnson says:
If hair determines how long my carrer will be I will play until I am 50!
Apr.15 at 3:03 pm
Mondy says:
I wonder how much playing time i’d get if i got one of those haircut things.
Apr.15 at 3:43 pm
don thomas says:
thought i was purple , then they tried to haze me
Apr.15 at 3:50 pm
don thomas says:
this aint dancing with the stars .(n.b.a. punked)
Apr.15 at 3:54 pm
don thomas says:
this aint the van halen reunioun (ohh m.j.)
Apr.15 at 5:06 pm
Troy says:
I knew I should have got my haircut. I tripped on my hair while playing and hurt my knee.
Apr.15 at 6:12 pm
jumpman23 says:
Savy!!!!!!!
Apr.15 at 6:19 pm
jumpman23 says:
Adam says: M.J. I don’t think I’m in Gonzaga anymore!
Apr.15 at 6:21 pm
jumpman23 says:
First I cry on National television now I have this ugly picture of me in Slam. What’s next a trade to the Heat!!
Apr.15 at 6:22 pm
jumpman23 says:
I’m never going to live this down!
Apr.15 at 6:24 pm
* SCOOP * says:
…And They Say I Couldnt Be The Star Of One Tree Hill……
Apr.15 at 7:28 pm
amrit says:
it’s so easy a caveman can do it
Apr.15 at 8:42 pm
Steven says:
Adam Says: Who in the world first called me the Next Larry Bird?
Apr.15 at 9:07 pm
Jeff Soto says:
PA anouncement”May I have your attention,will the owner of the GeneralLee please move your car…your parked in players parking garage.Thank you.”
Apr.15 at 9:23 pm
jumpman23 says:
Wheres Jordan’s skybox I know I should be able to see it from here!
Apr.15 at 9:32 pm
jumpman23 says:
I wish I could play a minute for every piece of hair I have per season.
Apr.15 at 9:33 pm
jumpman23 says:
When will I be loved?
Apr.15 at 9:35 pm
jumpman23 says:
If I grew my hair out a little more maybe I can be the mascot, Those guys get a ton of minutes!
Apr.15 at 9:37 pm
jumpman23 says:
I wonder how many of these suckers paid to see me play!
Apr.15 at 9:44 pm
jumpman23 says:
If I play half of the minutes that I played last game I’ll still be averaging 0.0 minutes per game and I’m still getting paid! Dude how cool is that!
Apr.15 at 9:52 pm
jumpman23 says:
Sure Shot! That’s what they use to call me at Gonzaga!
Apr.15 at 9:53 pm
jumpman23 says:
NBA where getting paid to do nothing happens.
Apr.15 at 9:55 pm
jumpman23 says:
M.J. says to Larry Bird: Larry I’ll play you in a game of horse for Adam’s contract, Loser gets him!
Apr.15 at 9:57 pm
poohbiz says:
my name is inega montoya
you killed my father
prepare to die!
-Adam(the princess bride) Morrison
Apr.15 at 11:57 pm
J says:
“You know maybe being a bench warmer isn’t so bad. No wait, maybe if I wear Jordan shoe it might help save my career”.
Apr.16 at 9:32 am
ja'ohn says:
i rock in my spare time!!!!
Apr.16 at 11:35 am
Miguel Ferreira says:
Wow that Varejao has good hair maybe I should cut it like his and make a big ‘fro instead of looking like Michael Jackson
Apr.16 at 11:37 am
Miguel Ferreira says:
Maybe if I play better, I’ll look a little more like Micheal Jordan and a little less like Michael Jackson.
Apr.16 at 11:38 am
Miguel Ferreira says:
The length of my hair is ten times bigger than the amount of time I’ve been getting.
Apr.16 at 11:40 am
Miguel Ferreira says:
I think I can write a book, maybe more like a guide “How to Warm a bench”.
Apr.16 at 11:50 am
Daniel Frazier says:
I should have just auditioned for the role in the Passion of the Christ.
Apr.16 at 12:43 pm
Miguel Ferreira says:
Maybe, I should quit basketball since I have’nt got much time on the floor and start a new hair saloon.
Apr.16 at 1:35 pm
Sooperdooperhooper says:
“Good, looks Johnny and Orlando got those seats I promised them…what up fam!?”
Apr.16 at 1:45 pm
pete says:
“Man, now I know why Amy Winehouse kept saying “no, no, no, no” to rehab.”
Apr.16 at 1:57 pm
Sooperdooperhooper says:
3rd round draft pick…20 million dollars, New Armani suit…$5,000, watching MJ watch me grow hair instead of sinking jumpers…priceless.
Apr.16 at 2:00 pm
Sooperdooperhooper says:
If only they knew how much a hemp suit actually helps the environment, they wouldn’t be calling me a waste of money.
Apr.16 at 2:40 pm
shawn williams says:
And on the 3rd season, his game was resurrected
or
My main man here Lars Wackmon, is the hair, is it the hair? It must be the Hair!
or
No love from ESPN, I’ll go get my own Highlytes!
Apr.16 at 3:35 pm
Brennan says:
The NBA: Where having to tell players that the 80’s are over happens.
Apr.16 at 3:46 pm
Wesley prichard says:
The theme is set: Hippie night. The long hair the crappy goatee, the northern lights in the backround…
Apr.16 at 3:48 pm
Wesley prichard says:
Ok let’s get this video shot. Will the doubles for Wierd Al please come to the stage?
Apr.16 at 4:27 pm
mikehood says:
100. Finally I am done. Isnt it amazing that I have more hair on my chin than playing time in my nba career….
Apr.16 at 4:45 pm
Barry Kottke says:
Caption For Adam Morrison photo: “Hair today….gone tomorrow?”
Apr.16 at 5:34 pm
JONATHAN HELMICK says:
HEY YO DWIGHT HAVE YOU SEEN MY RAZOR BECAUSE MY GOTEE IS GETTING AS LONG AS MY HAIR.
Apr.16 at 5:40 pm
Richy says:
“I can’t believe Hanson went on stage without me”
Apr.16 at 5:42 pm
chris Shovein says:
Damn, I wish I was back at Gonzaga. I was the man there!!
Apr.16 at 6:42 pm
Blake says:
The NBA, where you can get paid millions for a courtside seat.
Apr.16 at 6:47 pm
Gloria says:
The NBA: where bad hair happens!
Apr.16 at 6:51 pm
Gloria says:
I wonder whats a better competition? The beard growing contest with Drew Gooden and Deshawn Stevenson or The hair contest with me and Walter Herrman!
Apr.16 at 6:55 pm
Gloria says:
I can’t believe I got suspended 5 games for not getting a haircut!
Apr.16 at 6:57 pm
Gloria says:
I don’t see how people get me mixed up with orlando bloom! At least I dont look like micheal Jackson
Apr.16 at 6:58 pm
Gloria says:
No wonder why I can’t shoot! My hair is growing like weeds
Apr.16 at 7:01 pm
Gloria says:
Scooby Doo! want a scooby snack?
Apr.16 at 7:05 pm
Kyle says:
Well at least I still have my mustache comb endorsement.
Apr.16 at 7:09 pm
Gloria says:
Adam-How much did I spend today?
Haircut=cheap weedwacker for 5$
minutes=better talent which I won’t get
DVD=how to shoot 3’s and miss instructed by Ben Wallace=free and stupid Total: 5$ Adam-I can’t let Walter beat me!
Apr.16 at 7:12 pm
Gloria says:
I am the True”Hairness”.
Apr.16 at 7:14 pm
Gloria says:
Adam-I should go to the HBA. Hair Basketball association
Apr.16 at 7:15 pm
Don says:
Is this the line for the Dazed and Confused II auditions?
Apr.16 at 7:16 pm
Gloria says:
Adam-Why can’t the Girls play? I’m goin’ to complain to commisioner Stern!
Apr.16 at 7:21 pm
Tom says:
Growing my hair long and thick will make me a sure fit for the next caveman in the Geico commercial!
Apr.16 at 7:28 pm
max says:
Morrison: Hey pretty lady You Got A joint on you? Cheerleader:Uhh No Morrison:It Be A lot cooler if you did. Cheerleader:EH security another homeless guy got on the court!
Apr.16 at 7:29 pm
Tom says:
I can see it know, Adam Morrison, winner of the longest hair in the NBA Award. There is no way I can lose after growing my hair for 100 years.
Apr.16 at 8:16 pm
J.ROSALAN says:
..Whatever, basketball isnt for me anyway. Country music here i come!
Apr.16 at 8:32 pm
Mike V says:
Did you know, Adam “The Lizard King” Morrison played a stunt double for actor Dennis Hopper in the 1969 movie, “Easy Rider”. Throw away your watch man and ride the pine dude!!!
Apr.16 at 8:56 pm
ken says:
EVERY LOOK!!!! ITS HIM WAIT WHO IS HE
Apr.16 at 9:07 pm
jumpman23 says:
I wonder how many comments are going to be posted about my beautiful hair!
Apr.16 at 9:34 pm
jumpman23 says:
That’s it I’ve had it next year I’m getting the most improved player award, I’m goig to play 6 games!
Apr.16 at 9:39 pm
jumpman23 says:
I don’t remember how I got here, but man look at all the lights!
Apr.16 at 10:02 pm
jumpman23 says:
Freaks come out at njght!
Apr.16 at 10:03 pm
jumpman23 says:
Dazed, Confused, and loving every minute of it.
Apr.16 at 10:08 pm
jumpman23 says:
I wonder if anyone would notice if I didn’t come back out of the locker room after half time.
Apr.16 at 11:29 pm
vin-sanity says:
I’m not really Adam Morrison, I am actually Orlando Bloom, trying a new career which i also suck at.
Apr.16 at 11:31 pm
vin-sanity says:
MAybe if i cut my hair, i would be able to see the basket better and actually score the ball. now if i could only get some playing time.
Apr.16 at 11:34 pm
vin-sanity says:
MJ: Adam, what is your biggest fear?
Adam: a barber with scissors and a razor.
Apr.16 at 11:35 pm
vin-sanity says:
MJ: Adam what is your biggest dream?
Adam: To play in the NBA!!
Apr.16 at 11:36 pm
vin-sanity says:
Man i’m so bad the WNBA wouldn’t let me play. oh well, i am probably the most paid bench warmer in the NBA right now.
Apr.16 at 11:36 pm
David Brinagh says:
Coming Soon to CMT NBA star Adam Morrison starring in Honkytonk Jesus, “he can turn moonshine into wine”.
Apr.16 at 11:38 pm
vin-sanity says:
The day i play again in the NBA is the day man will live on pluto.
Apr.16 at 11:39 pm
vin-sanity says:
i bet nobody gets paid as much as i do for doing nothing. My job rocks!!!
Apr.16 at 11:40 pm
vin-sanity says:
Ive decided to put my talents to better use. i have officially been hired as Joakim Noah’s personal hair stylist.
Apr.16 at 11:42 pm
vin-sanity says:
It’s too bad they don’t award playing time for hair length. i would easily lead the league in playing time.
Apr.16 at 11:43 pm
vin-sanity says:
Oh my goodness. we actually won a game. I must be dreaming.
Apr.16 at 11:44 pm
vin-sanity says:
I may set an NBA record for fewest minutes played in an NBA career. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
Apr.16 at 11:45 pm
vin-sanity says:
MJ said i will get more playing time once my injury is cleared up. But only if i cut my hair. HMM… Hair, Play, Hair, Play.. this is the toughest decision i have made in my whole life.
Apr.16 at 11:47 pm
vin-sanity says:
A day in the life of Adam Morrison… Wake up, watch pre game warm up, watch his team get their butts kicked, go home, admire hair, go to sleep.
Apr.17 at 12:12 am
Michael D'Olivo says:
Now we all know who Stephen Curry was REALLY pointing up to after they beat up on the zags.
Apr.17 at 12:13 am
Michael D'Olivo says:
So maybe if i grow out my hair long enough people won’t be able to see if i’m crying or not.
Apr.17 at 12:15 am
Michael D'Olivo says:
Maybe i should try to get on a WNBA team
Apr.17 at 12:20 am
Michael D'Olivo says:
Why does J.Rich always think i’m a groupie in the locker room after every game?
Apr.17 at 12:21 am
Michael D'Olivo says:
how has no one wanted me to sponsor their product? look at me, i’m a star.
Apr.17 at 12:22 am
Michael D'Olivo says:
Hey coach, Don’t be jealous of my facial hair.
Apr.17 at 12:25 am
poohbiz says:
Hello my name is inigo* montoya
you killed my father
prepare to die!
Apr.17 at 1:27 am
isaac says:
the nba: where future geico commercials happens
Apr.17 at 1:29 am
isaac says:
where from behind you get mistaken for someone’s mother happens
Apr.17 at 1:29 am
isaac says:
the adventures of jack sparrow…ahhh i can picture me now
Apr.17 at 3:03 am
phenom says:
My hair will be at my ankles by the time i get to start a game
Apr.17 at 3:05 am
phenom says:
Should I start crying again since were gonna lose this game too
Apr.17 at 3:07 am
phenom says:
MJ: You really need to cut your hair.
Adam: I figure if I cornrow like Kwame you’ll ship me off to a better team
Apr.17 at 3:09 am
phenom says:
Dude! If I shave my head and stick out my tongue, I bet I can lead the Bobcats to 6 titles.
Apr.17 at 4:17 am
Rudy says:
“Worst 3rd overall pick ever? Well, that’s just like…your opinion man.”
Apr.17 at 4:18 am
Rudy says:
“Where’s David Harrison when you need him?”
Apr.17 at 7:40 am
justin says:
“for every game the bobcats win i will cut an inch of hair” “i haven’t cut my hair yet”
Apr.17 at 7:41 am
justin says:
“just in case the NBA doesn’t work for me i could always pass for a hobo on the streets”
Apr.17 at 4:24 pm
jason says:
…Im just saying i can get as many girls being in a rock band or something, i dont have to play ball
Apr.17 at 4:35 pm
Amrit says:
now opening auditions for GEICO commercial
Apr.17 at 4:41 pm
Fernando A. Bonilla says:
Coming Next Season to A “Slam Magazine near you”
Staring,”Adam “The70’s man!” Morrison” in… “The Crying Game 2″
close but no balls.
Apr.17 at 4:45 pm
Turner Stapleton says:
Add a beard, and he’s ready for Geico.
Apr.17 at 4:46 pm
Turner Stapleton says:
He has a LOT of time on his hands.
Apr.17 at 5:00 pm
R. Trippy says:
LET MY PEOPLE GO…….
Apr.17 at 5:13 pm
ConAir says:
Our Savior could walk on water with this hair.. I can’t even get some PT (playing time)
Apr.17 at 5:17 pm
Terrance Holloway says:
Singing tonite’s national anthem is WWE superstar The Undertaker!
Apr.17 at 6:11 pm
Eric Granado says:
Morrison: This NBA stuff ain’t workin…I could always try those GEICO caveman commercials.
Apr.17 at 6:21 pm
vin-sanity says:
NBA: where body but not mind shows up for a game happens
Apr.17 at 6:26 pm
vin-sanity says:
I told my coach i would cut my hair when the Bobcats win another game. (please don’t win, please don’t win, please don’t….)
Apr.17 at 6:27 pm
vin-sanity says:
I just made the safest deal on earth. i told my coach that i would cut my hair when the bobcats win a championship. (like thats going to ever happen.)
Apr.17 at 6:35 pm
vin-sanity says:
I am going to become the MVP this season. (of the bench warmers, that is.)
Apr.17 at 8:12 pm
Troy says:
I knew I should have got a haircut. I tripped on my hair while playing and hurt my knee. That’s my excuse for being on the bench.
Apr.17 at 8:40 pm
Jordan Drake says:
“I haven’t played since my last haircut.”
Apr.17 at 8:44 pm
Jordan says:
That 70’s man!
Apr.17 at 9:40 pm
ER says:
I wonder if J.J. Redick will play me in Halo after the game…
Apr.17 at 9:53 pm
Mark Bailey says:
I wish my minutes were long like my hair
Apr.17 at 9:55 pm
Mark says:
wow i can heal people with my powers, i can walk on water, i can die and come back to life, but i can’t score.
Apr.17 at 10:00 pm
Mark says:
Since my talent won’t get me noticed maybe my hair will
Apr.17 at 10:09 pm
vin-sanity says:
Note to Adam, the 70’s ended over thirty years ago.
Apr.17 at 11:18 pm
Ahmir K.M says:
Maybe next season we’ll finaly go to the playoffs for the first time in history maybe better the finals I can see that trophy glare now my bad it was just the sun
Apr.18 at 12:54 am
Devon says:
Next time i have to tell the bouncers im not homeless im sueing
Apr.18 at 1:12 am
Klayton says:
Him and Craig Sager must shop at the same store.
Apr.18 at 1:35 am
Shane says:
Does anyone know what time the soup kitchen opens at the shelter? cut your hair morrison you look like a bum
Apr.18 at 1:41 am
Shane says:
I aint cutting my hair untill i lose my virginity !
Apr.18 at 3:01 am
Tomas says:
Hmmm…Since I can’t score in the NBA, maybe I can score with Pamela with my Kid Rock impression…
Apr.18 at 9:09 am
Michael says:
Wait till you see me in my Grizzlies Jersey.
Apr.18 at 9:50 am
Matt says:
I’ve had this stash since I was 3
Apr.18 at 11:42 am
Icantwt9 says:
But they told me even a caveman could do it..
Apr.18 at 12:49 pm
Sylar says:
I wish my injury recovers as fast as my stash.
Apr.18 at 1:06 pm
Ben says:
Sam Vincent: Adam, you know that the rule the NBA passed says all suits have to be black and nothing else. You’re suspended
Apr.18 at 3:49 pm
illy_philly6 says:
I turned down Pirates of the Carribean 4 for this?
Apr.18 at 3:55 pm
william says:
wow, they do play better without me
Apr.18 at 3:56 pm
william says:
wow, they actually win without me
Apr.18 at 4:40 pm
Drew Fox says:
Man. i wish i could dunk like J Rich
Apr.18 at 4:43 pm
Donnie Tylka says:
Hmmm…I wonder if JJ is up for a game of Halo?
Apr.18 at 4:51 pm
Tomas says:
since I can’t score, i’ll let a SLAM reader score a signed ball clowning my mug
Apr.18 at 4:54 pm
Ariel B says:
“Man, damm I thought that when you are on the inactive list for the entire season that means that you don’t gotta wash!!!!”
Apr.18 at 4:55 pm
Ariel B says:
“NBA - Where never washed a day in my life happens”
Apr.18 at 4:56 pm
Ariel B says:
“Wait, I thought this was a casting call for Pirates of the Caribbean 4!?!?!”
Apr.18 at 4:57 pm
Ariel B says:
“Maybe this hair will cover my eyes when I cry this time!”
Apr.18 at 4:58 pm
Ariel B says:
“Man…there is this kid from Brooklyn, I think his name is Ariel and I heard he really wants that autographed ball from Superman himself. So, until he gets it, I wont shower or shave!”
Apr.18 at 4:58 pm
Ariel B says:
“Johnny Depp ain’t got nothing on me!”
Apr.18 at 5:01 pm
Ariel B says:
“I was once told that the longer the hair, the longer the playing time. Whoever told me that bullsh*t, is an a$$!!”
Apr.18 at 5:48 pm
francisco ibarra says:
longer hair, more of a chance of making playoffs
Apr.18 at 6:26 pm
Brian says:
If only I had made more than $3.8 million I could have gotten a decent haircut!
Apr.18 at 8:31 pm
goman3000 says:
Wow the NBA is so cool. I had dreams of makin’ it to the league one day.. HOLD ON! I AM in the NBA. Wooow.
Apr.18 at 8:40 pm
jumpman23 says:
I wonder how many comments jumpman23 has to post to win the ball.
Apr.18 at 8:48 pm
jumpman23 says:
Brady Bunch Theme music:
Heres a story of man named Adam who never got to play in big time games.
Apr.18 at 8:56 pm
jumpman23 says:
Okay Kids listen up I’m going to teach you my secret to basketball: When in doubt shoot it and always be in doubt!
Apr.18 at 8:59 pm
jumpman23 says:
I’m not sure if I want to smile or cry!
Apr.18 at 9:02 pm
jumpman23 says:
Three words Dude: “Thicker Fuller Hair”. It works on facial hair too!
Apr.18 at 9:03 pm
jumpman23 says:
I wonder if they make rogain for facial hair,
Apr.18 at 9:16 pm
CVD10 says:
Well, at least I am getting more minutes than J.J. Redick.
Apr.18 at 9:21 pm
jumpman23 says:
Help me Rhonda theme: Help me Jordan Help help me Jordan Help me Jordan yeah Get me out on the court.
Apr.18 at 9:32 pm
jumpman23 says:
To play or not to play that is the question!
Apr.18 at 9:33 pm
jumpman23 says:
For the last time I am Adam Morrison not Johnny Depp!
Apr.18 at 9:53 pm
Shrekman says:
They cancelled “That 70’s show”? What the Hell!!!
Apr.18 at 9:57 pm
Shrekman says:
3.8 mil sure buys a lot of second hand suits
Apr.18 at 10:14 pm
Gloria says:
I think i saw him in my sisters fashion magazine!
Apr.18 at 10:16 pm
Gloria says:
Adam-I could mop up the court with my new hairshine!
Apr.18 at 10:18 pm
Gloria says:
“Maybe i should put a bag over my head to save me from embarrasment”.
Apr.18 at 10:19 pm
Gloria says:
Somebody please tell me that’s a guy wearin’ a real ugly wig.
Apr.18 at 10:21 pm
Gloria says:
Who want’s to win a haircut with A-mo?
Apr.18 at 10:23 pm
Gloria says:
Kids: do not attempt at home. Can cause damage to hair.
Apr.18 at 10:25 pm
Gloria says:
The next tarzan of the HBA. (hair basketball association)
Apr.18 at 10:27 pm
Gloria says:
The NBA: where anything happens!
Apr.18 at 10:27 pm
Dove says:
Hey MJ. Ive havn’t played in about 6 months, so to keep my streak going I kinda stopped cutting my hair…
Apr.18 at 10:29 pm
Gloria says:
Hey!-Can I borrow your lawnmower to give my hair a trim?
Apr.18 at 10:30 pm
Gloria says:
I swear! I was never in dukes of Hazzard!
Apr.18 at 10:31 pm
Dove says:
I wonder how many bottles of Pantene I can buy with the 4 mill im making this season.
Apr.18 at 10:32 pm
Gloria says:
she-Adam Morrison just launched a new hairshine product for females only.
Apr.18 at 10:34 pm
Gloria says:
Trust me kids- you don’t wan’t to ball like me and you better get a haircut.
Apr.18 at 10:37 pm
Gloria says:
You don’t wan’t to be me. You want to be better than me. Way-better looking too.
Apr.18 at 10:39 pm
Gloria says:
Adam-I’m trying to get in the guiness world book of records for the longest hair on a female-I mean male
Apr.18 at 10:40 pm
Gloria says:
At least I’m one step ahead of Michael Jackson.
Apr.18 at 10:42 pm
Dove says:
Omg its MJ OMG!!! Should I say something to him Omg?!
Apr.18 at 10:44 pm
Dove says:
Clerks 3? You mean it? Really
Apr.18 at 10:45 pm
Gloria says:
Adam- Yes! Finally I won somethin’. People magazine’s worst hair of the year contest! I wonder if I get a prize? Aw man, Anderson Varejao just mopped up my shot. Now I know why I’m a benchwarmer.
Apr.18 at 10:46 pm
Gloria says:
I didn’t tranform from a shaggy old dog. I wonder what would make people think that.
Apr.18 at 10:50 pm
Gloria says:
“Sherlock Hairs”
Apr.18 at 10:53 pm
Gloria says:
Adam-I think some crazy fan just stole my comb? Wait a minute, I have fans? Yabba dabba doo! Scooby Dooby poooooooo!
Apr.18 at 10:55 pm
Gloria says:
I would make a good costume!
Apr.18 at 10:55 pm
Ariel B says:
You dont know how badly I want this ball. SLAM PLEASE PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT ALL MA CAPTIONS HERE IS ONE MORE: “I stole MJ’s Rogaine for men, and accidentally put on just a dab-too-much.”
Apr.18 at 10:58 pm
Ariel B says:
“I want to be remembered for something, cause I sure as hell won’t be remembered for my game. I myself can’t even remember the last time I played!”
Apr.18 at 10:58 pm
Ariel B says:
“Maybe I could be the new spokesperson for Supercuts!”
Apr.18 at 10:58 pm
Gloria says:
Check out the new movie now in theatres worldwide. Dude, where’s my hair? Featuring Ben Wallace, Adam Hair-isson, and Anderson A.k.a.
“Mophead”, Varejao.
Apr.18 at 11:00 pm
Ariel B says:
“Wait, when is Halloween?”
Apr.18 at 11:01 pm
Ariel B says:
“With this hair, I am probably better at Guitar Hero than basketball.”
Apr.18 at 11:03 pm
Ariel B says:
“There is a big difference between guys like me and Jason Richardson. He might be better than me, but unlike him, I actually have hair-lots of it.”
Apr.18 at 11:04 pm
Ariel B says:
“There is a great difference between me and JRich. He might be a much better player than me, but unlike me, he has no hair. And I sure have hair; lots of it.”
Apr.18 at 11:06 pm
Ariel B says:
I REALLLY WANT THIS BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! “Ok here it is: the real reason I am growing my hair out is so that the next time I cry, no one will see me!”
Apr.18 at 11:09 pm
Ariel B says:
“I’ve heard of pick and roll. I’ve heard of 3 pointers. I’ve heard of And 1’s. But what I am really new to is the word ‘haircut’”.
Apr.18 at 11:10 pm
Ariel B says:
Adam Morrison “The myth, the crybaby, the hair.”
Apr.18 at 11:14 pm
Ariel B says:
“I thought that this was a casting call for the caveman thing-a-magig.”
Apr.18 at 11:34 pm
Jake Fischer says:
Mirror, mirror on the wall, which hair style should I wear that will give me the ball?
Apr.18 at 11:49 pm
Adam A. says:
Hmmm…steak and potatoes, delicious.
Apr.19 at 12:05 am
vin-sanity says:
MJ: Adam, what is your biggest dream?
Adam: To become the first NBA player to sign a shampoo deal!!
Apr.19 at 12:07 am
vin-sanity says:
Hey Adam, the seventies phoned, they want their hair style back.
Apr.19 at 12:09 am
vin-sanity says:
MJ: Adam, where did you learn to grow a stach like that?
Adam: I was born with it dude.
Apr.19 at 12:10 am
vin-sanity says:
The only people asking for my autograph are the people who read hairstyle magazines.
Apr.19 at 12:11 am
vin-sanity says:
NBA: where publicity because of hair instead of skills happens.
Apr.19 at 12:12 am
Ariel B says:
What is soap?
Apr.19 at 12:13 am
vin-sanity says:
Adam’s season averages- 0.0ppg, 0.0rpg, 0.0apg, 1bench sat per game
Apr.19 at 12:14 am
Ariel B says:
I AM SO DESPERATE FOR THIS BALL. DWIGHT HOWARD IS MY FAVORITE PLAYER AND YET I CANNOT GET A CHANCE TO MEET HIM. I AM ADMITTING. I AM DESPERATE FOR THIS BALL. DIWGHT IS THE BEAST OF THE EAST. “This hair is a good defense tactic: when I get a defender in my face, I just wave my hair around-give em a hairball, you know.”
Apr.19 at 12:14 am
vin-sanity says:
Personal Hair accessories-$22
Shampoo and Conditioner-$36
Haircut-way to expensive for a millionaire.
Apr.19 at 12:15 am
vin-sanity says:
I’m going to set a guiness world record for most money made while sitting on a bench.
Apr.19 at 12:15 am
Ariel B says:
“Why do I have a feeling that I will be the reason that the NBA acquired a hair-restriction rule?”
Apr.19 at 12:16 am
vin-sani