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Tuesday, April 8th, 2008  |  30 Comments

Even Stephon’s Cousin Doesn’t Like Him


A bizarre video featuring Marbury’s cousin Jamel Thomas has surfaced, and pink sweater-vest notwithstanding, Thomas lays into the artist formerly known as Starbury.

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30 Responses to “Even Stephon’s Cousin Doesn’t Like Him”

Apr.8 at 12:40 pm

H to the izzo says:
That poem wasn’t actually a poem was it?

Apr.8 at 12:43 pm

eric g says:
Why is Cam’ron so mad at Stephon Marbury?

Apr.8 at 12:44 pm

Ryan Jones says:
It f*ckin’ rhymed, Izzo, didn’t it?
I’m not even joking, this is my favorite thing ever.

Apr.8 at 12:45 pm

Ryan Jones says:
Chianti!

Apr.8 at 12:47 pm

Fyan says:
C.I. til i die…so much for that…

Apr.8 at 12:48 pm

H to the izzo says:
Very barely,Ryan,very barely.And can I confirm that it’s your opinion that all poems mus rhyme?Philistine.

Apr.8 at 12:49 pm

k.o. says:
terrible. i love how he has his script handy in case of forgetfullness/distraction from wearing 2/3 of a carebear suit

Apr.8 at 12:49 pm

Fyan says:
rhyming couplets is so done, he should break out in haiku. And I always wondered who did Stephon bought the Lexus for. Anyone? I’m guessing its not for Zach.

Apr.8 at 12:50 pm

Myles Brown says:
Since both of them are bragging about how rich they are, maybe they can invent a time machine and give me those three minutes back.

Apr.8 at 12:55 pm

H to the izzo says:
Can anybody answer why he’s wearing sunglasses in his kitchen?
And also,I don’t think Deadspin are aware that the two are actually cousins,they call them “cousins”,which suggest they think he means it in more of a Snoop Dogg way.

Apr.8 at 12:59 pm

canadian says:
That was just strange. I don’t care what he’s doing on Coney Island - I just want him back on the court.

Apr.8 at 1:19 pm

peteb80 says:
That whole Marbury/Telfair/Thomas clan is just plain weird.

Apr.8 at 1:30 pm

iLL wiLL says:
Just weird.

Apr.8 at 1:30 pm

TMT says:
WWE Wrestler M.V.P. said his character was based off of Marbury, an excentric star lol.

Apr.8 at 1:32 pm

iLL wiLL says:
When is Jamel Thomas coming out with a cooking show?

Apr.8 at 1:45 pm

Ryan Jones says:
All poets wear sunglasses in the kitchen, izzo. Geez, who doesn’t know that?
Anyway, Myles wins best comment. He went to get some Chipotle, but he’ll be back in a minute.

Apr.8 at 2:13 pm

TADOne says:
See, I go out of town and I miss good stuff like this and the back and forth between Ryan and Izzo. You guys are the best.

Apr.8 at 4:34 pm

FLUXLAND says:
Greatest thing ever!! I guess only his sister and SLAM are in his corner now. I hope he never steps on the court again unless its surrounded by 20 foot walls and barb wire.

Apr.8 at 4:53 pm

Solito says:
He played in Napoli (Gangster City) with Jumain Jones and Chris Monore. Average Team in an average league. And for the record: if Steph would play for Jamel’s money, the contract would be his.

Apr.8 at 5:41 pm

d.Y. says:
Falling Starbury
You gonna get in the truck?
I miss his talk show

Apr.8 at 6:22 pm

Alpha-bet says:
Lol @ my mans rockin the Kanye “East” sweater vest..I acually like the poem though..the Marbuy’s need to all go on Def Poetry Jam to settle family fueds..

Apr.8 at 6:23 pm

Jukai says:
Temptation!

Apr.8 at 10:33 pm

chintao says:
Somebody needs to interview Jamel to see what’s up. It would be interesting to catch-up when fam comes home for the holidays (assuming everyone is still man enough to come back around the way).

Apr.9 at 3:52 am

hursty says:
what a tool.

Apr.9 at 6:23 am

FLUXLAND says:
@hursty: at least he knows the Pacers made the Finals, whereas you think they never did.

Apr.9 at 8:53 am

hursty says:
@flux, the conference finals i never denied. When did they make the NBA finals? They played Detroit in 04 right? that was the reason for the ’simmering’ of the M@theP before it occured and the rematch stuff.

Apr.9 at 8:54 am

Harlem_World says:
The Marbury Family: Where Sh*t Happens.

Apr.9 at 8:55 am

hursty says:
disregard the actual events of the M@theP but in 04 they lost.

Apr.9 at 8:56 am

hursty says:
right on harlem.

Apr.9 at 10:42 am

Luke says:
He should stick to his day job… wait, he has a day job, right?

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