Charles Oakley Weighs in on Knicks Coaching Gig
Give it to former Knick and long time assistant coach Herb Williams, the Oak Man says.
(In other Oakley news: He has a cooking show.)
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34 Responses to “Charles Oakley Weighs in on Knicks Coaching Gig”
Apr.23 at 1:36 pm
H to the izzo says:
“That was embarrassing to bring Thomas to New York. What he has done over the last four years for the team was garbage”Succinct.
Apr.23 at 1:40 pm
JackBrown says:
Nobody skips out on the check at Cafe Oakley.
Apr.23 at 1:49 pm
B. Long says:
Charles Oakley is the Chuck Norris of the Slam Universe!!!
Apr.23 at 2:00 pm
iLL wiLl says:
Oak don’t put up with bullshhhhh
Apr.23 at 2:07 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Charles Oakley is the Chuck Norris of EVERY universe. I’m not sure whether Herb Williams is the answer for the Knicks, though. Not as head coach, at least. He seems like a lifetime assistant kind of guy.
Apr.23 at 2:08 pm
H to the izzo says:
If you have five dollars and Charles Oakley has five dollars, Charles Oakley has more money than you
Apr.23 at 2:10 pm
H to the izzo says:
When Charles Oakley was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35,he punched the store so hard in the face it became a Wendy’s.I’ll stop.
Apr.23 at 2:12 pm
B. Long says:
He is kind of the Rick James too.
Apr.23 at 2:13 pm
TADOne says:
Dang, I thought this was going to say that Oak was being considered for the job.
Apr.23 at 2:14 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
wait a minute… cooking show?
Apr.23 at 2:14 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Charles Oakley doesn’t get considered for anything. If he wants a job, he takes it.
Apr.23 at 2:16 pm
B. Long says:
I know Calipari is locked up at Memphis but doesn’t this kinds seem like a good fit? As long as he has a contract stipulation that he will acknowledge that free throws exsist in practice.
Apr.23 at 2:19 pm
B. Long says:
Hey sexy white woman, have sex with Michael Jordan! I’m Charles Oakley Bitch!!!
Apr.23 at 2:21 pm
TADOne says:
The cooking show is how he gets the white women.
Apr.23 at 2:42 pm
JackBrown says:
When Charles Oakley does push ups he doesn’t push himself up he pushes the Earth down.* *dedicated to izzo
Apr.23 at 2:45 pm
B. Long says:
I know that this is random but Rachel Ray just smacked Eva Longoria Parker and took her spot in my top five!
Apr.23 at 2:48 pm
B. Long says:
Charles Oakley once went on vacation to the Virgin Islands. Upon his arrival they were immediately renamed The Islands.
Apr.23 at 2:57 pm
albie1kenobi says:
no, Izzo, keep going. this is entertaining. you can never have enough oakley jokes. i mean oakley tribune.
Apr.23 at 3:00 pm
B. Long says:
Charles Oakleys nuts have there own zip code…No Homo!
Apr.23 at 3:03 pm
P.Slight says:
“Mark was in the studio … or whatever.” Oakley is beyond gully!!!!!!!!
Apr.23 at 3:14 pm
John E. Sanford says:
When Charles Oakley falls in a lake, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Charles Oakley.
Apr.23 at 3:27 pm
P.Slight says:
Breaking News: The Pope actually apologized to Oakley for being Catholic and promises to convert to Oakleyism immediately!
Apr.23 at 3:43 pm
Jukai says:
Yawn.
Apr.23 at 3:55 pm
jessica says:
i would eat at cafe oakley every day of my life
Apr.23 at 4:30 pm
BxBaller says:
Oak is the MAN!!!!!!!!!
Apr.23 at 5:09 pm
B. Long says:
Since Big Ben ain’t stepping up Charles Oakley should sign a 10 game contract with the Cavs just so he can go Kimbo Slice on Gaywood & DeShawn.
Apr.23 at 5:45 pm
vmcb says:
Charles Oakley can slam a revolving door.
Apr.23 at 5:46 pm
vmcb says:
ps doesn’t Coolio have a cooking show, too? It’s on youtube or something.
Apr.23 at 6:18 pm
FLUXLAND says:
Zeke won “A” championship? Was this Oak or Jordan talking?
Apr.23 at 7:09 pm
Mark Z says:
Give Oak a shot at it! He CAN’T be any worse than Isiah and he’ll DEFINITELY light a fire under their overpaid timid squad. You have to admit, it would be alot more entertaining than seeing Zeke cross him arms & glare, doing his best Byron Scott ‘03 impression…
Apr.23 at 9:54 pm
KA says:
‘ill take the job, walsh. pay me in white women for michael jordan to have sex with and its a deal. hey you need your car washed?’
Apr.23 at 9:57 pm
KA says:
i hope if mark becomes coach he hires stark and oak as assistant, we could have the most gangsta coaching staff lineup of all time. and thats with stark missing one ball.
Apr.24 at 1:48 am
Dacre says:
[H to the izzo says:
If you have five dollars and Charles Oakley has five dollars, Charles Oakley has more money than you] ^_^
If Charles Oakley has a cooking show and you have a cooking show - he’s the Iron Chef to your Naked Chef.
Apr.25 at 8:29 am
Art Vendelay says:
If it looks like a steak, smells like a steak and tastes like a steak, but Charles Oakley says it is fish, then it IS fish, dammit!