Cavs-Wizards Game 3 Recap
This is good. This is right.
By Ryan Jones
I once again missed the first half last night, as my evening do-the-dishes-and- put-the-kid-to-bed routine does not jibe well with these early tip-offs. I turned on the game a few minutes into the third quarter, saw the score, and wondered if my contacts had fallen out of my eyes… but no, that score was correct. The first game action I actually saw was DeShawn doing his Ray Allen impression from 25 feet. Good for him.
I watched until early in the fourth, on the off chance the Cavs could get it down to 15 and maybe make it interesting. They did not. I went to bed.
What do I think? It’s good you asked.
I think the outcome makes perfect sense. I’m constantly amazed at how short people’s memories are, and that certainly goes for NBA fans. This sh*t happens every year — a team goes up an easy 2-0 in the first round, and we all think “series over,” and then the lower seed wins Game 3, and we all go, “Woah, wait a minute, what happened?” Not all of us, but too many of us, and I’m not immune myself. We should know better. But I’m sure we don’t, and we probably never will.
Anyway, based both on historical precedent and the nature of these two teams, last night was a pretty logical outcome. LeBron went off in Games 1 and 2; the Cavs were playing at home, where they’re very tough to beat; and the Wizards had their heads farther up their collective ass than even I imagined was possible for a team that has Rhodes Scholars like Brendan Haywood and DeShawn Stevenson. So of course Cleveland dominated. It wasn’t really that hard.
Game 3, of course, was in Washington, meaning the Cavs were on the road — which I should probably refer to as The Road for how abysmal Cleveland is away from The Q. Also, we’re once again reminded that LeBron has next to nothing to work with. Yes, he’s got some guys who can do some things, but he lacks a single great teammate, or even, I’d argue, a consistently really good one. No matter how well LeBron’s playing — and he was still pretty good last night — that reality will sure as sh*t catch up with him over the course of a playoff series. And so it did last night.
The Cavs should still win this — we all know the stats about teams that start out 2-0 in a seven-game series — but at least we’ve regained perspective. These two teams aren’t far apart in overall quality, and there was never any reason to think this series would be lopsided. I know what WON’T happen in Game 4: The Cavs won’t win in a blowout. But they might still win it, and it’ll be close if they do. Or the Wizards will win a close one, or the Wizards will win handily. Those are the three allowable options. Feel free to take that insight to the OTB.
Beyond that, I’ll reiterate what I so adroitly pointed out in my series preview: This series doesn’t matter. It’s been relatively entertaining, for reasons both good and bad (and to all of you, especially my homie Mr. Bankston, who weren’t really bothered by the Haywood foul: Doesn’t the fact that you’re agreeing with Reggie Miller drive you insane? Because it should). But it doesn’t matter, because both of these teams are far too flawed to give the Boston Celtics the slightest bit of trouble — sure as hell not the Wizards, no matter what any of you have previously committed to internet posterity.
All that said, I’ll once again cop to my Wizards-in-6 prediction. I don’t think it’ll happen, and I’m not sure I ever believed it in the first place, but I’m on record, so there it is.
Just two things more:
I think I completely misread the DeShawn hand-in-face shenanigans, didn’t I? I initially thought he was just blowing his fingers like “I’m hot,” but apparently he was doing the “You can’t see me” dance. Am I right? I’m so confused. This is what I get for watching playoff games one quarter at a time.
Just to clarify, though: Whatever DeShawn is doing, he is, and will remain, a massive, pitiable clown.
“Over-rated!” Hey, who am I to argue? An arena full of people wearing white and chanting in unison has never been wrong before.
111 Responses to “Cavs-Wizards Game 3 Recap”
Apr.25 at 9:41 am
H to the izzo says:
I’m not sure which team I hate more.
Apr.25 at 9:42 am
Eboy says:
Insightful. And since Soulja Boy had one hit, I guess the Wiz got their one last night.
Apr.25 at 9:44 am
Benoit Benjamin says:
Good point, Mr Jones, but I still see the cavs in 5 or 6. no offense to the wizz, but they can barely beat Lebron when arenas is fully healthy. Not over a series.
Apr.25 at 9:49 am
RudX says:
Ok, where’s the recap?
Apr.25 at 9:52 am
H to the izzo says:
I just figured it out,I hate the Wizards more.
Apr.25 at 9:52 am
Tariq says:
“An arena full of people wearing white and chanting in unison has never been wrong before.” WHOA!
Apr.25 at 9:55 am
Ryan Jones says:
Thought you’d like that, Tariq. Ambiguous and unnecessary, but fun for those who are actually paying attention.
Apr.25 at 9:55 am
Tariq says:
If No Country for Old Men is anything to go by, apparently I hate Cormac McCarthy.
Apr.25 at 9:56 am
Tariq says:
I did, Ryan. It fits with your Bron man-crush, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
Apr.25 at 9:59 am
Ryan Jones says:
Oh, and Rud: It’s EVERYWHERE.
Apr.25 at 10:00 am
WhaHuh says:
I don’t understand what I just read. Sounds like you were just thinking aloud. Regarding the game it was nice to see the Wizards play their game. Butler turned up and there wasn’t any unnecessary fouls. LeBron isn’t overrated but his Defense in this match was terrible. When he guarded Caron and DeShawn they scored at will. He was the only MVP candidate that didnt recieve any DPOY votes (KG,CP,KB,D12 did)
Apr.25 at 10:00 am
neaorin says:
The Cavs with their patented mail-in game to make a series harder than it has to be. This is not over but either way it doesn’t bode well for them if they are to advance and have to take at least one game in Boston.
Apr.25 at 10:03 am
Ryan Jones says:
” Sounds like you were just thinking aloud.”
This concept has never so much as occurred to me.
Apr.25 at 10:05 am
BETCATS says:
Eboy Soulja Boy has had multiple hits. See Trick, Yah and Report Card, Just got mine
Apr.25 at 10:09 am
Ryan Jones says:
I guess my point is that I don’t generally do play-by-play, at least not of games I haven’t attended. There are a number of reasons for this:
1, I assume if you were very interested in this game, you watched it.
2, I assume if you were very interested in this game but were unable to watch it, you’ve already read about it on one of the newsier destinations on these here internets.
3, I assume that most people realize this website is not, generally speaking, a source for original or breaking news coverage. I assume the fact that our “game notes” are often posted 36 hours after a game has actually ended long ago made this clear.
4, I’m kind of a dick.
Apr.25 at 10:09 am
Ryan Jones says:
But if you really want to know what happened, here:
(12:00) Jump Ball Ilgauskas vs Haywood
Stevenson Layup Shot: Made (2 PTS) 11:52
[WAS 2-0]
11:29 Wallace Dunk Shot: Missed Block: Haywood (1 BLK)
Haywood Rebound (Off:0 Def:1) 11:26
Jamison Jump Shot: Missed 11:11
11:10 Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
10:50 West Jump Shot: Missed
Jamison Rebound (Off:0 Def:1) 10:49
Butler Layup Shot: Missed 10:40
Jamison Rebound (Off:1 Def:1) 10:39
Jamison Layup Shot: Missed Block: Ilgauskas (1 BLK) 10:38
10:36 Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
10:30 James Jump Shot: Missed
Jamison Rebound (Off:1 Def:2) 10:29
Butler Jump Shot: Missed 10:21
10:20 James Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
Haywood Foul:Shooting (1 PF) 10:13
10:13 James Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
10:13 Team Rebound
10:13
[CLE 1-2] James Free Throw 2 of 2 (1 PTS)
Daniels Running Bank shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: Butler (1 AST) 9:57
[WAS 4-1]
9:42 West Jump Shot: Missed
Daniels Rebound (Off:0 Def:1) 9:42
Haywood Running Hook Shot: Made (2 PTS) 9:23
[WAS 6-1]
9:01
[CLE 3-6] Wallace Reverse Layup Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: West (1 AST)
8:44 Wallace Foul:Shooting (1 PF)
Butler Free Throw 1 of 2 (1 PTS) 8:44
[WAS 7-3]
Butler Free Throw 2 of 2 (2 PTS) 8:44
[WAS 8-3]
8:21
[CLE 5-8] Wallace Reverse Dunk Shot: Made (4 PTS)
Assist: James (1 AST)
Stevenson Foul:Offensive (1 PF) 8:14
Stevenson Turnover:Foul (1 TO) 8:14
8:00 Wallace Layup Shot: Missed
Team Rebound 8:00
Haywood Slam Dunk Shot: Made (4 PTS)
Assist: Jamison (1 AST) 7:39
[WAS 10-5]
7:16
[CLE 7-10] Ilgauskas Turnaround Jump Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: James (2 AST)
Jamison 3pt Shot: Made (3 PTS)
Assist: Stevenson (1 AST) 7:02
[WAS 13-7]
6:36 Szczerbiak 3pt Shot: Missed
6:36 Team Rebound
Haywood Foul:Loose Ball (2 PF) 6:36
6:29 West Jump Shot: Missed
6:28 Ilgauskas Tip Shot: Missed
6:28 Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
Jamison Rebound (Off:1 Def:3) 6:27
Jamison Layup Shot: Made (5 PTS)
Assist: Butler (2 AST) 6:15
[WAS 15-7]
Haywood Substitution replaced by Blatche 6:07
5:56
[CLE 9-15] Szczerbiak Jump Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: West (2 AST)
Stevenson 3pt Shot: Missed 5:47
5:46 Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
5:36 Ilgauskas Turnover:3 Second Violation (1 TO)
5:36 Team Timeout:Regular
Stevenson Substitution replaced by Arenas 5:36
5:36 West Substitution replaced by Gibson
5:36 Wallace Substitution replaced by Varejao
Jamison Layup Shot: Missed 5:22
5:18 Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:1 Def:4)
Blatche Foul:Shooting (1 PF) 4:58
4:58
[CLE 10-15] James Free Throw 1 of 2 (2 PTS)
4:58
[CLE 11-15] James Free Throw 2 of 2 (3 PTS)
Blatche Rebound (Off:1 Def:0) 5:21
Blatche Tip Shot: Missed 5:20
Arenas Jump Shot: Missed 4:40
4:39 James Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
Arenas Foul:Personal (1 PF) 4:22
Arenas Foul:Technical (1 PF) 4:22
4:22
[CLE 12-15] Szczerbiak Free Throw Technical (3 PTS)
Blatche Foul:Personal (2 PF) 4:16
4:16 Ilgauskas Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
4:16 Team Rebound
4:16
[CLE 13-15] Ilgauskas Free Throw 2 of 2 (3 PTS)
Jamison Running Layup Shot: Missed 3:57
Blatche Tip Shot: Made (2 PTS) 3:56
[WAS 17-13]
Blatche Rebound (Off:2 Def:0) 3:56
3:35 Ilgauskas Jump Shot: Missed
Butler Rebound (Off:0 Def:1) 3:34
3:30 Varejao Foul:Flagrant Type 1 (1 PF)
3:30 Ilgauskas Substitution replaced by Smith
Blatche Free Throw Flagrant 1 of 2 missed 3:30
Team Rebound 3:30
Blatche Free Throw Flagrant 2 of 2 missed 3:30
Team Rebound 3:30
Arenas Layup Shot: Missed Block: Smith (1 BLK) 3:23
3:20 James Rebound (Off:0 Def:3)
3:16
[CLE 15-17] James Driving Dunk Shot: Made (5 PTS)
Butler Jump Shot: Missed 3:09
3:06 Team Rebound
2:50 Varejao Jump Hook Shot: Missed
Jamison Rebound (Off:1 Def:4) 2:46
Arenas Jump Shot: Missed 2:41
Blatche Rebound (Off:3 Def:0) 2:40
Blatche Jump Hook Shot: Made (4 PTS) 2:37
[WAS 19-15]
2:23
[CLE 18-19] Szczerbiak 3pt Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: James (3 AST)
Blatche Alley Oop Layup shot: Missed 2:05
2:04 Varejao Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
1:57 Szczerbiak Foul:Offensive (1 PF)
1:57 Szczerbiak Turnover:Foul (1 TO)
Team Timeout:Regular 1:57
Daniels Substitution replaced by Mason 1:57
Blatche Substitution replaced by Songaila 1:57
1:43 Smith Foul:Shooting (1 PF)
Jamison Free Throw 1 of 2 missed 1:43
Team Rebound 1:43
Jamison Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 1:43
1:41 James Rebound (Off:0 Def:4)
Butler Foul:Shooting (1 PF) 1:35
1:35 James Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
1:35 Team Rebound
1:35
[CLE 19-19] James Free Throw 2 of 2 (6 PTS)
Arenas Turnover:Lost Ball (1 TO) Steal:James (1 ST) 1:21
1:20
[CLE 21-19] James Layup Shot: Made (8 PTS)
Assist: Gibson (1 AST)
Arenas Foul:Shooting (2 PF) 1:20
1:20
[CLE 22-19] James Free Throw 1 of 1 (9 PTS)
Jamison 3pt Shot: Missed 1:05
1:04 Gibson Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
0:53 James 3pt Shot: Missed
Songaila Rebound (Off:0 Def:1) 0:52
0:52 Varejao Foul:Personal (2 PF)
Songaila Free Throw 1 of 2 (1 PTS) 0:52
[WAS 20-22]
Arenas Substitution replaced by Stevenson 0:52
Butler Substitution replaced by McGuire 0:52
0:52 Varejao Substitution replaced by Brown
Songaila Free Throw 2 of 2 (2 PTS) 0:52
[WAS 21-22]
0:31
[CLE 25-21] Brown 3pt Shot: Made (3 PTS)
Assist: Szczerbiak (1 AST)
0:23 James Foul:Personal (1 PF)
Mason Free Throw 1 of 2 missed 0:23
Team Rebound 0:23
Mason Free Throw 2 of 2 (1 PTS) 0:23
[WAS 22-25]
0:02
[CLE 27-22] Smith Slam Dunk Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: James (4 AST)
End of 1st Quarter
Start of 2nd Quarter
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11:36 Smith Jump Shot: Missed
Butler Rebound (Off:0 Def:2) 11:36
Mason Jump Shot: Made (3 PTS)
Assist: Songaila (1 AST) 11:18
[WAS 24-27]
10:58 Smith Jump Shot: Missed
Haywood Rebound (Off:0 Def:2) 10:58
Haywood Slam Dunk Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: Songaila (2 AST) 10:43
[WAS 26-27]
10:43 Ilgauskas Foul:Shooting (1 PF)
Haywood Free Throw 1 of 1 (7 PTS) 10:43
[WAS 27-27]
10:21 Gibson Running Jump Shot: Missed
Butler Rebound (Off:0 Def:3) 10:19
(10:11) Jump Ball Smith vs Haywood
Haywood Turnover:Lost Ball (1 TO) Steal:Smith (1 ST) 10:11
10:06 Brown Turnover:Lost Ball (1 TO) Steal:Songaila (1 ST)
Songaila Jump Shot: Made (4 PTS)
Assist: Stevenson (2 AST) 9:57
[WAS 29-27]
9:38 Brown Jump Shot: Missed
9:37 Smith Rebound (Off:1 Def:0)
Songaila Foul:Personal (1 PF) 9:36
9:36 Smith Substitution replaced by Varejao
9:28 Brown Turnover:Bad Pass (2 TO) Steal:Butler (1 ST)
9:25 Brown Foul:Shooting (1 PF)
Mason Free Throw 1 of 2 missed 9:25
Team Rebound 9:25
9:25 Brown Substitution replaced by James
Mason Free Throw 2 of 2 (4 PTS) 9:25
[WAS 30-27]
9:09 James Jump Shot: Missed
9:08 Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:2 Def:4)
9:05
[CLE 29-30] Ilgauskas Layup Shot: Made (5 PTS)
Songaila Turnover:Out of Bounds Lost Ball Turnover (1 TO) 8:47
(8:47) Timeout: Official
Mason Substitution replaced by Daniels 8:47
8:33 James Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO) Steal:Butler (2 ST)
Daniels Layup Shot: Missed Block: James (1 BLK) 8:27
8:25 Varejao Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
Stevenson Foul:Personal (2 PF) 8:21
Songaila Substitution replaced by Jamison 8:21
8:04
[CLE 31-30] Varejao Jump Hook Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Jamison Jump Shot: Made (7 PTS) 7:46
[WAS 32-31]
7:23
[CLE 33-32] Ilgauskas Jump Shot: Made (7 PTS)
Assist: Gibson (2 AST)
Butler Foul:Shooting (2 PF) 7:23
7:23
[CLE 34-32] Ilgauskas Free Throw 1 of 1 (8 PTS)
Butler Driving Layup Shot: Made (4 PTS) 7:02
[WAS 34-34]
6:48
[CLE 36-34] Varejao Layup Shot: Made (4 PTS)
Assist: James (5 AST)
Jamison Running Finger Roll Layup Shot: Made (9 PTS)
Assist: Daniels (1 AST) 6:22
[WAS 36-36]
6:05
[CLE 38-36] Ilgauskas Jump Shot: Made (10 PTS)
Assist: James (6 AST)
Butler Jump Shot: Missed 5:51
5:50 Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:2 Def:5)
5:34
[CLE 41-36] Gibson 3pt Shot: Made (3 PTS)
Team Timeout:Regular 5:34
Stevenson Substitution replaced by Arenas 5:34
Haywood Substitution replaced by Blatche 5:34
5:34 Ilgauskas Substitution replaced by Szczerbiak
5:34 West Substitution replaced by Wallace
5:34 Varejao Substitution replaced by Smith
Arenas Jump Shot: Missed Block: James (2 BLK) 5:19
5:17 Gibson Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
5:13 Gibson Layup Shot: Missed Block: Daniels (1 BLK)
5:11 Gibson Rebound (Off:1 Def:2)
5:02 Szczerbiak 3pt Shot: Missed
Team Rebound 5:02
4:49 Szczerbiak Foul:Personal (2 PF)
Jamison Jump Hook Shot: Missed 4:37
4:34 Wallace Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
4:14
[CLE 43-36] Szczerbiak Turnaround Jump Shot: Made (8 PTS)
Daniels 3pt Shot: Missed 3:55
Jamison Rebound (Off:2 Def:4) 3:54
Blatche Turnover:Out of Bounds Lost Ball Turnover (1 TO) 3:49
3:28 James Jump Shot: Missed
Blatche Rebound (Off:3 Def:1) 3:27
Arenas Jump Shot: Made (2 PTS) 3:21
[WAS 38-43]
3:05 Gibson Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO) Steal:Butler (3 ST)
Blatche Jump Shot: Missed Block: Gibson (1 BLK) 2:58
Daniels Rebound (Off:1 Def:1) 2:53
Arenas 3pt Shot: Missed 2:40
Jamison Rebound (Off:3 Def:4) 2:39
Team Turnover:Shot Clock Turnover 2:39
Daniels Substitution replaced by Stevenson 2:39
2:39 Wallace Substitution replaced by Ilgauskas
Jamison Foul:Shooting (1 PF) 2:22
2:22
[CLE 44-38] Gibson Free Throw 1 of 3 (4 PTS)
2:22
[CLE 45-38] Gibson Free Throw 2 of 3 (5 PTS)
2:22
[CLE 46-38] Gibson Free Throw 3 of 3 (6 PTS)
Jamison Layup Shot: Missed 2:09
2:07 Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:2 Def:6)
1:54 Ilgauskas Jump Shot: Missed Block: Blatche (1 BLK)
1:51
[CLE 48-38] Ilgauskas Tip Shot: Made (12 PTS)
1:51 Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:3 Def:6)
Jamison Turnover:Out of Bounds Lost Ball Turnover (1 TO) 1:34
1:18
[CLE 50-38] James Layup Shot: Made (11 PTS)
Assist: Gibson (3 AST)
Butler Jump Shot: Missed 1:04
1:03 James Rebound (Off:0 Def:5)
0:48
[CLE 52-38] Szczerbiak Finger Roll Layup Shot: Made (10 PTS)
Assist: Ilgauskas (1 AST)
0:44 James Foul:Personal (2 PF)
0:44 James Substitution replaced by West
0:44 Ilgauskas Substitution replaced by Wallace
0:44 Szczerbiak Substitution replaced by Brown
Butler Rebound (Off:1 Def:3) 0:35
Butler Layup Shot: Missed 0:30
Butler Rebound (Off:2 Def:3) 0:30
0:30 Smith Foul:Personal (2 PF)
Butler Free Throw 1 of 2 (5 PTS) 0:30
[WAS 39-52]
0:30 West Substitution replaced by Szczerbiak
Arenas Jump Shot: Missed 0:38
0:30 Brown Substitution replaced by James
0:30 Wallace Substitution replaced by Ilgauskas
Stevenson Substitution replaced by Young 0:30
Butler Free Throw 2 of 2 (6 PTS) 0:30
[WAS 40-52]
Young Foul:Shooting (1 PF) 0:07
0:07 James Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
0:07 Team Rebound
0:07 Szczerbiak Substitution replaced by West
0:07 Ilgauskas Substitution replaced by Wallace
0:07
[CLE 53-40] James Free Throw 2 of 2 (12 PTS)
Butler 3pt Shot: Missed 0:00
Team Rebound 0:00
End of 2nd Quarter
Start of 3rd Quarter
Back To Top
11:38
[CLE 55-40] Ilgauskas Fade Away Jumper Shot: Made (14 PTS)
Assist: James (7 AST)
Butler Layup Shot: Missed Block: Wallace (1 BLK) 11:20
Team Rebound 11:20
Stevenson Jump Shot: Missed 11:10
11:09 West Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
Stevenson Foul:Personal (3 PF) 10:59
10:51
[CLE 58-40] Szczerbiak 3pt Shot: Made (13 PTS)
Assist: James (8 AST)
Daniels Jump Shot: Missed 10:38
Haywood Rebound (Off:1 Def:2) 10:37
10:37 Wallace Foul:Shooting (2 PF)
Haywood Free Throw 1 of 2 (8 PTS) 10:37
[WAS 41-58]
Haywood Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 10:37
10:36 Wallace Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
10:25
[CLE 60-41] Szczerbiak Jump Shot: Made (15 PTS)
Assist: Wallace (1 AST)
Daniels 3pt Shot: Missed 10:05
10:05 James Rebound (Off:0 Def:6)
Daniels Foul:Personal (1 PF) 9:59
9:54 Ilgauskas Turnover:Traveling (2 TO)
Stevenson 3pt Shot: Made (5 PTS)
Assist: Butler (3 AST) 9:40
[WAS 44-60]
9:18
[CLE 63-44] James 3pt Shot: Made (15 PTS)
9:02 Wallace Foul:Shooting (3 PF)
Haywood Free Throw 1 of 2 (9 PTS) 9:02
[WAS 45-63]
Haywood Free Throw 2 of 2 (10 PTS) 9:02
[WAS 46-63]
8:54 West Running Jump Shot: Missed Block: Haywood (2 BLK)
8:53 Wallace Rebound (Off:1 Def:2)
Jamison Layup Shot: Missed 8:44
8:43 Wallace Rebound (Off:1 Def:4)
Stevenson Foul:Personal (4 PF) 8:40
8:19 Ilgauskas Turnaround Jump Shot: Missed
Jamison Rebound (Off:3 Def:6) 8:16
Stevenson 3pt Shot: Missed 8:08
8:07 Wallace Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
8:53 James 3pt Shot: Missed
Butler Rebound (Off:2 Def:5) 8:50
7:46 James Layup Shot: Missed Block: Jamison (1 BLK)
Butler Rebound (Off:2 Def:5) 7:46
7:46 Szczerbiak Foul:Personal (3 PF)
Stevenson Substitution replaced by Arenas 7:46
7:38 West Foul:Shooting (1 PF)
Daniels Free Throw 1 of 2 (3 PTS) 7:38
[WAS 47-63]
Daniels Free Throw 2 of 2 (4 PTS) 7:38
[WAS 48-63]
7:25
[CLE 65-48] Wallace Slam Dunk Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: West (3 AST)
Butler Driving Dunk Shot: Made (8 PTS)
Assist: Arenas (1 AST) 7:15
[WAS 50-65]
Haywood Foul:Flagrant Type 2 (3 PF) 6:59
Haywood Ejection:First Flagrant Type 2 6:59
Haywood Substitution replaced by Songaila 6:59
6:59
[CLE 66-50] James Free Throw Flagrant 1 of 2 (16 PTS)
6:59
[CLE 67-50] James Free Throw Flagrant 2 of 2 (17 PTS)
6:45
[CLE 70-50] West 3pt Shot: Made (3 PTS)
Assist: James (9 AST)
6:36 West Foul:Personal (2 PF)
Arenas Free Throw 1 of 2 (3 PTS) 6:36
[WAS 51-70]
Arenas Free Throw 2 of 2 (4 PTS) 6:36
[WAS 52-70]
6:21
[CLE 72-52] Ilgauskas Layup Shot: Made (16 PTS)
Assist: James (10 AST)
Arenas Jump Shot: Missed 6:07
Team Rebound 6:07
6:07 West Foul:Personal (3 PF)
Songaila Free Throw 1 of 2 (5 PTS) 6:07
[WAS 53-72]
Songaila Free Throw 2 of 2 (6 PTS) 6:07
[WAS 54-72]
2:39 Team Timeout:Regular
5:44
[CLE 74-54] James Jump Shot: Made (19 PTS)
Arenas 3pt Shot: Missed 5:28
5:27 Wallace Rebound (Off:1 Def:5)
5:24 Wallace Turnover:Lost Ball (1 TO) Steal:Jamison (1 ST)
Jamison Turnover:Bad Pass (2 TO) Steal:West (1 ST) 5:20
5:17 Ilgauskas Turnover:Bad Pass (3 TO) Steal:Jamison (2 ST)
Daniels Foul:Offensive (2 PF) 5:13
Daniels Turnover:Foul (1 TO) 5:13
5:13 Team Timeout:Regular
5:13 Ilgauskas Substitution replaced by Varejao
Daniels Substitution replaced by Mason 5:13
4:52
[CLE 76-54] Varejao Reverse Layup Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: Wallace (2 AST)
Mason Foul:Shooting (1 PF) 4:52
4:52
[CLE 77-54] Varejao Free Throw 1 of 1 (7 PTS)
Arenas Foul:Offensive (3 PF) 4:47
Arenas Turnover:Foul (2 TO) 4:47
Jamison Foul:Shooting (2 PF) 4:42
4:42
[CLE 78-54] Wallace Free Throw 1 of 2 (7 PTS)
4:42 Wallace Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
Songaila Rebound (Off:0 Def:2) 4:41
Jamison 3pt Shot: Missed 4:27
4:26 James Rebound (Off:0 Def:7)
Mason Foul:Personal (2 PF) 4:23
4:23 James Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
4:23 Team Rebound
4:23 James Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
4:22 Wallace Rebound (Off:2 Def:5)
Arenas Foul:Personal (4 PF) 4:21
4:21 Wallace Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
4:21 Team Rebound
4:21
[CLE 79-54] Wallace Free Throw 2 of 2 (8 PTS)
4:16 West Foul:Personal (4 PF)
Arenas Free Throw 1 of 2 (5 PTS) 4:16
[WAS 55-79]
4:16 West Substitution replaced by Gibson
Arenas Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 4:16
4:15 Varejao Rebound (Off:0 Def:3)
3:53 Gibson Layup Shot: Missed Block: Mason (1 BLK)
Arenas Rebound (Off:0 Def:1) 3:51
Butler Dunk Shot: Made (10 PTS)
Assist: Arenas (2 AST) 3:49
[WAS 57-79]
Songaila Foul:Shooting (2 PF) 3:31
3:31 Wallace Substitution replaced by Smith
Jamison Substitution replaced by Blatche 3:31
3:31 James Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
3:31 Team Rebound
3:31
[CLE 80-57] James Free Throw 2 of 2 (20 PTS)
Arenas Driving Layup Shot: Made (7 PTS)
Assist: Butler (4 AST) 3:20
[WAS 59-80]
Butler Foul:Personal (3 PF) 2:59
Team Timeout:Regular 2:59
2:59 James Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
2:59 Team Rebound
2:59
[CLE 81-59] James Free Throw 2 of 2 (21 PTS)
Songaila Turnover:Bad Pass (2 TO) Steal:Varejao (1 ST) 2:49
2:42 James 3pt Shot: Missed
Arenas Rebound (Off:0 Def:2) 2:41
Songaila Layup Shot: Made (8 PTS)
Assist: Butler (5 AST) 2:36
[WAS 61-81]
2:12
[CLE 84-61] James 3pt Shot: Made (24 PTS)
Butler Driving Layup Shot: Made (12 PTS) 2:01
[WAS 63-84]
1:36 James 3pt Shot: Missed
Team Rebound 1:36
Mason Jump Shot: Missed 1:20
1:19 Szczerbiak Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
0:59 Varejao Jump Shot: Missed
0:59 Szczerbiak Rebound (Off:1 Def:1)
0:44 Szczerbiak 3pt Shot: Missed
0:42 Varejao Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
0:23
[CLE 86-63] James Driving Layup Shot: Made (26 PTS)
Butler Jump Shot: Missed 0:01
0:00 Varejao Rebound (Off:1 Def:4)
End of 3rd Quarter
Start of 4th Quarter
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Mason 3pt Shot: Missed 11:48
11:47 Smith Rebound (Off:1 Def:1)
11:29 Smith Jump Shot: Missed
Blatche Rebound (Off:3 Def:2) 11:28
11:24 Szczerbiak Foul:Shooting (4 PF)
Stevenson Free Throw 1 of 2 (6 PTS) 11:24
[WAS 64-86]
11:24 Szczerbiak Substitution replaced by Brown
Stevenson Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 11:24
11:22 James Rebound (Off:0 Def:8)
11:01
[CLE 89-64] Gibson 3pt Shot: Made (9 PTS)
Blatche Driving Layup Shot: Made (6 PTS) 10:41
[WAS 66-89]
Jamison Foul:Shooting (3 PF) 10:22
10:22
[CLE 90-66] Smith Free Throw 1 of 2 (3 PTS)
10:22 Smith Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
10:21 Brown Rebound (Off:1 Def:0)
10:00 James Layup Shot: Missed
9:59 Varejao Rebound (Off:2 Def:4)
9:57 Varejao Layup Shot: Missed
9:55
[CLE 92-66] James Putback Layup Shot: Made (28 PTS)
9:55 James Rebound (Off:1 Def:8)
Stevenson 3pt Shot: Made (9 PTS)
Assist: Arenas (3 AST) 9:40
[WAS 69-92]
9:19
[CLE 94-69] Gibson Jump Shot: Made (11 PTS)
Assist: Brown (1 AST)
Mason 3pt Shot: Missed 9:07
9:06 Varejao Rebound (Off:2 Def:5)
8:54
[CLE 96-69] Gibson Jump Shot: Made (13 PTS)
Assist: James (11 AST)
Team Timeout:Regular 8:46
Blatche Slam Dunk Shot: Made (8 PTS)
Assist: Mason (1 AST) 8:36
[WAS 71-96]
8:12 Gibson Jump Shot: Missed
Jamison Rebound (Off:3 Def:6) 8:11
Mason Driving Layup Shot: Made (6 PTS) 7:59
[WAS 73-96]
7:31
[CLE 98-73] James Driving Layup Shot: Made (30 PTS)
Stevenson Running Jump Shot: Made (11 PTS) 7:14
[WAS 75-98]
7:14 Brown Foul:Shooting (2 PF)
Stevenson Free Throw 1 of 1 (12 PTS) 7:14
[WAS 76-98]
6:52 Brown 3pt Shot: Missed
6:50 Varejao Rebound (Off:3 Def:5)
6:44 James Layup Shot: Missed
Arenas Rebound (Off:0 Def:3) 6:43
Arenas Turnover:Bad Pass (3 TO) Steal:Brown (1 ST) 6:41
6:19
[CLE 100-76] Smith Jump Shot: Made (5 PTS)
Assist: James (12 AST)
Team Timeout:Regular 6:12
Jamison Substitution replaced by Songaila 6:12
Stevenson Substitution replaced by Young 6:12
Arenas Substitution replaced by McGuire 6:12
6:12 James Substitution replaced by West
Young Jump Shot: Missed 6:04
6:03 Brown Rebound (Off:1 Def:1)
5:46
[CLE 102-76] Smith Jump Hook Shot: Made (7 PTS)
Mason Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO) Steal:Brown (2 ST) 5:25
Songaila Foul:Shooting (3 PF) 5:21
5:21 Varejao Substitution replaced by Jones
5:21 Gibson Substitution replaced by Jones
5:21
[CLE 103-76] Brown Free Throw 1 of 2 (4 PTS)
5:21
[CLE 104-76] Brown Free Throw 2 of 2 (5 PTS)
Songaila Reverse Layup Shot: Made (10 PTS)
Assist: Blatche (1 AST) 5:11
[WAS 78-104]
4:46 Smith Jump Hook Shot: Missed
Blatche Rebound (Off:3 Def:3) 4:45
4:31 Smith Foul:Shooting (3 PF)
Songaila Free Throw 1 of 2 (11 PTS) 4:31
[WAS 79-104]
Songaila Free Throw 2 of 2 (12 PTS) 4:31
[WAS 80-104]
4:17
[CLE 106-80] Jones Slam Dunk Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: Brown (2 AST)
Blatche Jump Shot: Missed 4:04
McGuire Rebound (Off:1 Def:0) 4:03
Young 3pt Shot: Missed 3:58
3:57 Brown Rebound (Off:1 Def:2)
Blatche Foul:Personal (3 PF) 3:43
3:43 West Substitution replaced by Thomas
3:33 Jones Jump Shot: Missed
3:31 Smith Rebound (Off:2 Def:1)
3:25 Brown 3pt Shot: Missed
Blatche Rebound (Off:3 Def:4) 3:24
3:13 Jones Foul:Shooting (1 PF)
Mason Free Throw 1 of 2 (7 PTS) 3:13
[WAS 81-106]
Songaila Substitution replaced by Pecherov 3:13
Mason Free Throw 2 of 2 (8 PTS) 3:13
[WAS 82-106]
2:53
[CLE 108-82] Smith Jump Shot: Made (9 PTS)
Assist: Thomas (1 AST)
2:37 Jones Foul:Shooting (2 PF)
(2:37) Timeout: Official
McGuire Free Throw 1 of 2 (1 PTS) 2:37
[WAS 83-108]
McGuire Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 2:37
2:35 Smith Rebound (Off:2 Def:2)
2:18 Jones Turnover:Backcourt Turnover (1 TO)
Blatche Turnover:Bad Pass (2 TO) 2:04
1:45
[CLE 111-83] Thomas 3pt Shot: Made (3 PTS)
Assist: Brown (3 AST)
1:34 Smith Foul:Personal (4 PF)
Mason Free Throw 1 of 2 (9 PTS) 1:34
[WAS 84-111]
Mason Free Throw 2 of 2 (10 PTS) 1:34
[WAS 85-111]
1:17 Smith Layup Shot: Missed Block: Blatche (2 BLK)
Team Rebound 1:17
1:07 Jones Foul:Shooting (3 PF)
Blatche Free Throw 1 of 2 (9 PTS) 1:07
[WAS 86-111]
Blatche Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 1:07
1:06 Brown Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
0:57
[CLE 113-86] Brown Driving Layup Shot: Made (7 PTS)
Young Jump Shot: Missed 0:46
0:45 Brown Rebound (Off:1 Def:4)
0:36
[CLE 116-86] Jones 3pt Shot: Made (3 PTS)
Assist: Brown (4 AST)
Mason 3pt Shot: Missed 0:30
0:27 Jones Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
0:05 Team Turnover:Shot Clock Turnover
Young Jump Shot: Missed 0:00
Team Rebound 0:00
Apr.25 at 10:10 am
Eboy says:
BET, if you could somehow figure out how to scan a copy of your report card and post it here, the world would be the better for it.
Apr.25 at 10:11 am
Ryan Jones says:
And for all the copyright lawyer/commenters out there, that’s from nba.com — a great website you should bookmark and visit daily.
Told you I was kind of a dick.
Apr.25 at 10:11 am
H to the izzo says:
Kind of?And BET:Those songs don’t sound in the least bit retarded.”Throw some Ds on my report card”Truly the voice of a generation.
Apr.25 at 10:11 am
BETCATS says:
Eboy, the letter F gets thrown around a lot. You know F (PH) as in Fu(k off you fu(ktard
Apr.25 at 10:12 am
Ben Osborne says:
Ryan is funny. Cavs will extend the Celtics to 6 games.
Apr.25 at 10:12 am
Tariq says:
By the way, Ryan: speaking of your boy Bunkston, I thought you’d enjoy this little spot I found in Hong Kong: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=109835&l=e4318&id=745340594
Apr.25 at 10:12 am
BETCATS says:
izzo it is “just got my report card, looked at it all f’s took it back to the teacher and said ‘Throw some D’s on that B!tch” but that is close enough
Apr.25 at 10:14 am
BETCATS says:
I wont be at peace until Ryan forms a group called ‘Chip Set’ and smokes lots of weed all day. That would be amazing
Apr.25 at 10:14 am
neaorin says:
Ryan, you weren’t kidding about being a dick. You even managed to pass the Game 2 pbp as Game 3.
Apr.25 at 10:16 am
Tariq says:
Ryan: That play-by-play from NBA.com is all we were asking for. Was that so hard?
Apr.25 at 10:17 am
Tariq says:
Can anyone else see my 10:12 comment? I ask because it says “awaiting moderation”.
Apr.25 at 10:19 am
Tariq says:
And I’m surprised that the word “dick” doesn’t get moderated. I mean, he did shoot a guy in the face.
Apr.25 at 10:19 am
Eboy says:
I can T. I’m surprised that you offered yourself to Ryan so willingly, though. Not a tinge of teasing or temptation, just an invite to pleasure. Wow.
Apr.25 at 10:19 am
Ryan Jones says:
Ha! That an accident. But it’s awesome you actually noticed.
HERE:
(12:00) Jump Ball Haywood vs Ilgauskas
James Jump Shot: Missed 11:38
11:36 Jamison Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
11:33 Butler Jump Shot: Missed Block: James (1 BLK)
11:33 Team Rebound
11:29 Butler Jump Shot: Missed
Szczerbiak Rebound (Off:0 Def:1) 11:28
James Layup Shot: Made (2 PTS) 11:20
[CLE 2-0]
11:02 Jamison Jump Shot: Missed
Wallace Rebound (Off:0 Def:1) 11:01
Ilgauskas Jump Shot: Missed 10:49
10:47 Haywood Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
10:38
[WAS 2-2] Jamison Driving Layup Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: Stevenson (1 AST)
Szczerbiak Fade Away Jumper Shot: Made (2 PTS) 10:21
[CLE 4-2]
10:06
[WAS 4-4] Haywood Running Hook Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Szczerbiak Jump Shot: Missed 9:46
9:45 Team Rebound
Ilgauskas Foul:Shooting (1 PF) 9:28
9:28 Haywood Foul:Double Technical (0 PF)
9:28
[WAS 5-4] Haywood Free Throw 1 of 2 (3 PTS)
9:28
[WAS 6-4] Haywood Free Throw 2 of 2 (4 PTS)
Wallace Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO) Steal:Stevenson (1 ST) 9:24
9:19 Stevenson 3pt Shot: Missed
James Rebound (Off:0 Def:1) 9:18
Ilgauskas Dunk Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: Szczerbiak (1 AST) 9:14
[CLE 6-6]
8:52 Arenas 3pt Shot: Missed
8:51 Team Rebound
Wallace Foul:Personal (1 PF) 8:51
8:42 Stevenson Jump Shot: Missed
Wallace Rebound (Off:0 Def:2) 8:41
Szczerbiak Jump Shot: Made (4 PTS) 8:22
[CLE 8-6]
8:10 Haywood Jump Shot: Missed Block: Wallace (1 BLK)
8:08 Haywood Rebound (Off:1 Def:1)
8:05 Stevenson Layup Shot: Missed
James Rebound (Off:0 Def:2) 8:04
James Foul:Offensive (1 PF) 7:55
James Turnover:Foul (1 TO) 7:55
7:40
[WAS 8-8] Haywood Dunk Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: Arenas (1 AST)
James Turnover:Bad Pass (2 TO) Steal:Jamison (1 ST) 7:31
West Foul:Personal (1 PF) 7:25
7:13 Butler Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO)
Szczerbiak Jump Shot: Missed 7:00
6:59 Arenas Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
6:51
[WAS 10-8] Arenas Driving Layup Shot: Made (2 PTS)
James Jump Shot: Made (4 PTS)
Assist: West (1 AST) 6:30
[CLE 10-10]
6:09 Butler Jump Shot: Missed
James Rebound (Off:0 Def:3) 6:08
Ilgauskas Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO) Steal:Jamison (2 ST) 5:57
Wallace Foul:Personal (2 PF) 5:57
5:57 Team Timeout:Regular
5:57 Arenas Substitution replaced by Daniels
5:42 Butler Turnover:Step Out of Bounds Turnover (2 TO)
James 3pt Shot: Missed 5:27
Wallace Rebound (Off:1 Def:2) 5:19
James Dunk Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: Wallace (1 AST) 5:17
[CLE 12-10]
5:02 Jamison Jump Shot: Missed Block: Wallace (2 BLK)
Wallace Rebound (Off:1 Def:3) 5:01
West Layup Shot: Missed 4:56
4:54 Daniels Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
4:41
[WAS 12-12] Daniels Running Jump Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Szczerbiak Jump Shot: Missed 4:23
4:22 Haywood Rebound (Off:1 Def:2)
4:10
[WAS 14-12] Butler Fade Away Jumper Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Ilgauskas Substitution replaced by Varejao 3:49
Wallace Substitution replaced by Smith 3:49
James Jump Shot: Missed 3:45
3:44 Butler Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
Smith Foul:Personal (1 PF) 3:44
3:44
[WAS 15-12] Butler Free Throw 1 of 2 (3 PTS)
West Substitution replaced by Gibson 3:44
3:44
[WAS 16-12] Butler Free Throw 2 of 2 (4 PTS)
Varejao Layup Shot: Missed 3:20
3:19 Butler Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
3:15 Butler Foul:Offensive (1 PF)
3:15 Butler Turnover:Foul (3 TO)
3:15 Haywood Substitution replaced by Blatche
3:15 Butler Substitution replaced by Songaila
James Turnover:Bad Pass (3 TO) Steal:Stevenson (2 ST) 2:53
2:48 Blatche Foul:Offensive (1 PF)
2:48 Blatche Turnover:Foul (1 TO)
Team Timeout:Regular 2:48
Szczerbiak Substitution replaced by Brown 2:48
Gibson Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO) Steal:Blatche (1 ST) 2:34
2:19 Songaila Layup Shot: Missed
2:19 Team Rebound
1:59
[WAS 18-12] Blatche Turnaround Hook Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: Daniels (1 AST)
James 3pt Shot: Missed 1:44
1:43 Daniels Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
1:39
[WAS 20-12] Daniels Driving Layup Shot: Made (4 PTS)
Varejao Foul:Shooting (1 PF) 1:39
1:39 Stevenson Substitution replaced by Mason
1:39
[WAS 21-12] Daniels Free Throw 1 of 1 (5 PTS)
Smith Jump Shot: Missed 1:24
Varejao Rebound (Off:1 Def:0) 1:23
1:22 Songaila Foul:Personal (1 PF)
Brown Jump Shot: Missed Block: Blatche (1 BLK) 1:15
Team Rebound 1:15
Gibson Jump Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: Brown (1 AST) 1:01
[CLE 14-21]
0:37 Songaila Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO)
Gibson Jump Shot: Missed 0:30
Smith Rebound (Off:1 Def:0) 0:29
James Jump Bank Shot: Made (8 PTS) 0:09
[CLE 16-21]
0:09 Songaila Foul:Shooting (2 PF)
James Free Throw 1 of 1 (9 PTS) 0:09
[CLE 17-21]
0:01 Mason Layup Shot: Missed
0:00 Team Rebound
End of 1st Quarter
Start of 2nd Quarter
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11:50 Songaila Turnover:Bad Pass (2 TO)
Brown Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO) 11:30
11:12 Songaila Jump Shot: Missed
Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:0 Def:1) 11:11
Varejao Turnover:Out of Bounds Lost Ball Turnover (1 TO) 10:57
10:38
[WAS 24-17] Mason 3pt Shot: Made (3 PTS)
Ilgauskas Jump Shot: Missed Block: Blatche (2 BLK) 10:24
10:23 Blatche Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
Varejao Foul:Personal (2 PF) 10:17
10:17 Songaila Substitution replaced by Haywood
10:06
[WAS 26-17] Mason Jump Shot: Made (5 PTS)
Gibson 3pt Shot: Missed 9:45
Brown Rebound (Off:1 Def:0) 9:44
West Turnover:Lost Ball (1 TO) Steal:Haywood (1 ST) 9:33
9:29
[WAS 28-17] Mason Layup Shot: Made (7 PTS)
Assist: Haywood (1 AST)
Team Timeout:Regular 9:28
9:04 Daniels Foul:Shooting (1 PF)
Brown Free Throw 1 of 3 missed 9:04
Team Rebound 9:04
Brown Free Throw 2 of 3 (1 PTS) 9:04
[CLE 18-28]
Brown Free Throw 3 of 3 (2 PTS) 9:04
[CLE 19-28]
8:44 Mason Jump Shot: Missed
8:43 Blatche Rebound (Off:1 Def:1)
8:35
[WAS 30-19] Blatche Slam Dunk Shot: Made (4 PTS)
Assist: Mason (1 AST)
8:14 Daniels Foul:Shooting (2 PF)
West Free Throw 1 of 2 (1 PTS) 8:14
[CLE 20-30]
West Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 8:14
8:14 Haywood Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
7:55 Blatche Jump Shot: Missed
Brown Rebound (Off:1 Def:1) 7:54
Ilgauskas Turnover:Traveling (2 TO) 7:45
7:30 Daniels 3pt Shot: Missed
Varejao Rebound (Off:1 Def:1) 7:29
West Jump Shot: Made (3 PTS) 7:17
[CLE 22-30]
7:08 Team Timeout:Regular
7:08 Daniels Substitution replaced by Arenas
Ilgauskas Substitution replaced by James 7:08
Gibson Substitution replaced by Wallace 7:08
7:01 Mason Jump Shot: Missed
Varejao Rebound (Off:1 Def:2) 7:00
West Turnover:Lost Ball (2 TO) Steal:Mason (1 ST) 6:46
6:39
[WAS 32-22] Butler Slam Dunk Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: Arenas (2 AST)
West Turnover:Bad Pass (3 TO) Steal:Mason (2 ST) 6:31
6:29 Mason 3pt Shot: Missed
Team Rebound 6:29
6:29 Blatche Substitution replaced by Jamison
West Substitution replaced by Gibson 6:29
Varejao Turnover:Bad Pass (2 TO) 6:14
6:01
[WAS 34-22] Butler Jump Shot: Made (8 PTS)
Brown Jump Shot: Missed 5:44
Brown Rebound (Off:2 Def:1) 5:42
Brown Substitution replaced by Szczerbiak 5:30
5:30 Mason Substitution replaced by Stevenson
Wallace Dunk Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: Varejao (1 AST) 5:25
[CLE 24-34]
5:21 Arenas Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO) Steal:Varejao (1 ST)
Wallace Jump Shot: Missed Block: Jamison (1 BLK) 5:16
5:13 Jamison Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
Gibson Foul:Shooting (1 PF) 5:08
5:08
[WAS 35-24] Jamison Free Throw 1 of 2 (3 PTS)
5:08
[WAS 36-24] Jamison Free Throw 2 of 2 (4 PTS)
4:50 Jamison Foul:Shooting (1 PF)
Varejao Free Throw 1 of 2 missed 4:50
Team Rebound 4:50
Varejao Free Throw 2 of 2 (1 PTS) 4:50
[CLE 25-36]
4:39 Stevenson Turnover:Step Out of Bounds Turnover (1 TO)
Varejao Substitution replaced by Ilgauskas 4:39
James Jump Shot: Missed 4:25
4:24 Jamison Rebound (Off:0 Def:3)
Wallace Foul:Shooting (3 PF) 4:19
4:19 Jamison Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
4:19 Team Rebound
Wallace Substitution replaced by Smith 4:19
4:19 Jamison Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
James Rebound (Off:0 Def:4) 4:17
Smith Jump Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Assist: Szczerbiak (2 AST) 4:09
[CLE 27-36]
3:51
[WAS 38-27] Haywood Jump Hook Shot: Made (8 PTS)
Assist: Arenas (3 AST)
Ilgauskas Fade Away Jumper Shot: Made (4 PTS) 3:37
[CLE 29-38]
3:14
[WAS 40-29] Haywood Reverse Layup Shot: Made (10 PTS)
Assist: Butler (1 AST)
3:09 Haywood Foul:Personal (1 PF)
3:09 Arenas Substitution replaced by Mason
Ilgauskas Jump Shot: Missed 3:00
Smith Rebound (Off:2 Def:0) 3:00
Smith Foul:Offensive (2 PF) 3:00
Smith Turnover:Foul (1 TO) 3:00
3:00 Haywood Substitution replaced by Blatche
2:45
[WAS 43-29] Stevenson 3pt Shot: Made (3 PTS)
Assist: Jamison (1 AST)
Gibson Turnover:Bad Pass (2 TO) Steal:Butler (1 ST) 2:33
2:28
[WAS 45-29] Mason Driving Layup Shot: Made (9 PTS)
Assist: Butler (2 AST)
2:27 Team Violation:Delay Of Game
Team Timeout:Short 2:14
(2:14) Timeout: Official
Gibson Substitution replaced by West 2:14
Smith Jump Shot: Missed 2:07
Team Rebound 2:06
Ilgauskas Jump Shot: Missed 2:02
2:01 Blatche Rebound (Off:1 Def:2)
1:53
[WAS 47-29] Butler Running Bank shot: Made (10 PTS)
James Fade Away Jumper Shot: Made (11 PTS) 1:18
[CLE 31-47]
0:55
[WAS 49-31] Butler Driving Layup Shot: Made (12 PTS)
Smith Jump Shot: Made (4 PTS) 0:37
[CLE 33-49]
0:11 Jamison 3pt Shot: Missed
James Rebound (Off:0 Def:5) 0:10
James Jump Shot: Missed Block: Jamison (2 BLK) 0:03
0:01 Blatche Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
0:00 Blatche 3pt Shot: Missed
0:00 Team Rebound
End of 2nd Quarter
Start of 3rd Quarter
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11:35 Daniels Jump Shot: Missed
Team Rebound 11:35
James Jump Shot: Missed 11:20
11:19 Daniels Rebound (Off:0 Def:3)
11:09 Butler Turnover:Lost Ball (4 TO) Steal:James (1 ST)
11:05 Jamison Foul:Shooting (2 PF)
Wallace Free Throw 1 of 2 (3 PTS) 11:05
[CLE 34-49]
Wallace Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 11:05
11:04 Haywood Rebound (Off:1 Def:4)
10:40
[WAS 51-34] Jamison Jump Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: Daniels (2 AST)
Wallace Layup Shot: Missed 10:17
Wallace Rebound (Off:2 Def:3) 10:16
Szczerbiak Jump Shot: Missed 10:13
10:11 Jamison Rebound (Off:0 Def:4)
Ilgauskas Foul:Shooting (2 PF) 10:01
10:01
[WAS 52-34] Haywood Free Throw 1 of 2 (11 PTS)
10:01
[WAS 53-34] Haywood Free Throw 2 of 2 (12 PTS)
Ilgauskas Foul:Offensive (3 PF) 9:49
Ilgauskas Turnover:Foul (3 TO) 9:49
9:32 Butler 3pt Shot: Missed
Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:0 Def:2) 9:31
Wallace Reverse Dunk Shot: Made (5 PTS)
Assist: Ilgauskas (1 AST) 9:19
[CLE 36-53]
8:51
[WAS 56-36] Jamison 3pt Shot: Made (9 PTS)
Assist: Daniels (3 AST)
James Layup Shot: Made (13 PTS)
Assist: West (2 AST) 8:40
[CLE 38-56]
8:40 Jamison Foul:Shooting (3 PF)
James Free Throw 1 of 1 missed 8:40
8:38 Haywood Rebound (Off:1 Def:5)
8:27
[WAS 58-38] Jamison Jump Shot: Made (11 PTS)
Assist: Daniels (4 AST)
James 3pt Shot: Missed 8:05
West Rebound (Off:1 Def:0) 8:03
Szczerbiak Jump Shot: Missed 7:58
Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:1 Def:2) 7:57
West 3pt Shot: Missed 7:49
7:47 Team Rebound
West Foul:Shooting (2 PF) 7:30
7:30
[WAS 59-38] Daniels Free Throw 1 of 2 (6 PTS)
7:30
[WAS 60-38] Daniels Free Throw 2 of 2 (7 PTS)
Ilgauskas Jump Shot: Missed 7:09
7:06 Jamison Rebound (Off:0 Def:5)
6:58
[WAS 63-38] Stevenson 3pt Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: Haywood (2 AST)
Team Timeout:Regular 6:58
Wallace Substitution replaced by Gibson 6:58
James Running Bank shot: Made (15 PTS)
Assist: Szczerbiak (3 AST) 6:39
[CLE 40-63]
6:21
[WAS 66-40] Stevenson 3pt Shot: Made (9 PTS)
Assist: Daniels (5 AST)
Gibson 3pt Shot: Missed 6:02
6:01 Daniels Rebound (Off:0 Def:4)
5:55 Stevenson 3pt Shot: Missed
James Rebound (Off:0 Def:6) 5:53
Ilgauskas Layup Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: James (1 AST) 5:44
[CLE 42-66]
5:22
[WAS 68-42] Haywood Layup Shot: Made (14 PTS)
West Foul:Offensive (3 PF) 5:08
West Turnover:Foul (4 TO) 5:08
4:52 Butler Jump Shot: Missed
Szczerbiak Rebound (Off:0 Def:2) 4:50
4:37 Haywood Foul:Shooting (2 PF)
Ilgauskas Free Throw 1 of 2 (7 PTS) 4:37
[CLE 43-68]
4:37 Stevenson Substitution replaced by Mason
4:37 Haywood Substitution replaced by Blatche
Ilgauskas Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 4:37
4:36 Butler Rebound (Off:0 Def:3)
4:25 Jamison Layup Shot: Missed
Team Rebound 4:25
Ilgauskas Substitution replaced by Varejao 4:25
Gibson 3pt Shot: Missed 4:12
4:11 Jamison Rebound (Off:0 Def:6)
3:59
[WAS 70-43] Jamison Layup Shot: Made (13 PTS)
Assist: Daniels (6 AST)
Team Timeout:Short 3:49
West Substitution replaced by Smith 3:49
James Turnover:Lost Ball (4 TO) Steal:Butler (2 ST) 3:27
3:23
[WAS 72-43] Butler Driving Dunk Shot: Made (14 PTS)
Smith Jump Shot: Missed 3:00
2:59 Jamison Rebound (Off:0 Def:7)
2:42 Butler 3pt Shot: Missed
James Rebound (Off:0 Def:7) 2:41
Smith Dunk Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: James (2 AST) 2:35
[CLE 45-72]
2:34 Team Timeout:Regular
Szczerbiak Substitution replaced by Brown 2:34
Brown Foul:Personal (1 PF) 2:21
2:08 Jamison Jump Shot: Missed
Varejao Rebound (Off:1 Def:3) 2:07
Brown 3pt Shot: Missed 1:47
Smith Rebound (Off:3 Def:0) 1:46
Smith Putback Layup Shot: Made (8 PTS) 1:43
[CLE 47-72]
Smith Foul:Personal (3 PF) 1:31
1:31 Butler Substitution replaced by Songaila
James Foul:Shooting (2 PF) 1:18
1:18
[WAS 73-47] Jamison Free Throw 1 of 2 (14 PTS)
1:18
[WAS 74-47] Jamison Free Throw 2 of 2 (15 PTS)
1:01 Mason Foul:Shooting (1 PF)
Brown Free Throw 1 of 2 missed 1:01
Team Rebound 1:01
Brown Free Throw 2 of 2 (3 PTS) 1:01
[CLE 48-74]
Varejao Foul:Shooting (3 PF) 0:52
0:52
[WAS 75-48] Blatche Free Throw 1 of 2 (5 PTS)
0:52 Daniels Substitution replaced by Young
0:52 Blatche Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
0:51 Team Rebound
0:40
[WAS 77-48] Mason Running Jump Shot: Made (11 PTS)
0:30 Songaila Foul:Personal (3 PF)
James Free Throw 1 of 2 (16 PTS) 0:30
[CLE 49-77]
James Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 0:30
0:29 Blatche Rebound (Off:1 Def:4)
0:18 Blatche Turnover:Lost Ball (2 TO) Steal:Gibson (1 ST)
James Slam Dunk Shot: Made (18 PTS)
Assist: Gibson (1 AST) 0:15
[CLE 51-77]
End of 3rd Quarter
Start of 4th Quarter
Back To Top
Ilgauskas Layup Shot: Made (9 PTS)
Assist: Varejao (2 AST) 11:50
[CLE 53-77]
11:27 Songaila Jump Shot: Missed
11:26 Blatche Rebound (Off:2 Def:4)
11:24 Blatche Layup Shot: Missed
11:24 Songaila Rebound (Off:1 Def:0)
11:20
[WAS 79-53] Songaila Running Jump Shot: Made (2 PTS)
Varejao Reverse Layup Shot: Made (3 PTS)
Assist: James (3 AST) 11:08
[CLE 55-79]
10:45 Mason Jump Shot: Missed
Brown Rebound (Off:2 Def:2) 10:43
James Turnaround Jump Shot: Made (20 PTS) 10:34
[CLE 57-79]
10:07 Butler 3pt Shot: Missed
Ilgauskas Rebound (Off:1 Def:3) 10:06
James Jump Shot: Made (22 PTS) 9:57
[CLE 59-79]
9:36
[WAS 81-59] Songaila Reverse Layup Shot: Made (4 PTS)
Assist: Butler (3 AST)
Varejao Foul:Shooting (4 PF) 9:36
9:36 Blatche Substitution replaced by Haywood
9:36 Songaila Free Throw 1 of 1 missed
Brown Rebound (Off:2 Def:3) 9:35
Ilgauskas Jump Shot: Missed 9:18
Varejao Rebound (Off:2 Def:3) 9:17
9:16 Mason Foul:Shooting (2 PF)
Varejao Free Throw 1 of 2 missed 9:16
Team Rebound 9:16
Varejao Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 9:16
9:15 Songaila Rebound (Off:1 Def:1)
James Foul:Shooting (3 PF) 9:01
Varejao Substitution replaced by Smith 9:01
9:01
[WAS 82-59] Stevenson Free Throw 1 of 2 (10 PTS)
9:01
[WAS 83-59] Stevenson Free Throw 2 of 2 (11 PTS)
8:51 Haywood Foul:Personal (3 PF)
(8:51) Timeout: Official
Gibson Driving Layup Shot: Made (4 PTS) 8:38
[CLE 61-83]
Ilgauskas Foul:Personal (4 PF) 8:23
8:15
[WAS 86-61] Stevenson 3pt Shot: Made (14 PTS)
Assist: Butler (4 AST)
Gibson Turnover:Bad Pass (3 TO) Steal:Stevenson (3 ST) 7:50
7:39
[WAS 89-61] Stevenson 3pt Shot: Made (17 PTS)
Assist: Haywood (3 AST)
James 3pt Shot: Missed 7:18
Smith Rebound (Off:4 Def:0) 7:17
Gibson Turnover:Bad Pass (4 TO) 7:11
James Substitution replaced by Szczerbiak 7:11
Gibson Substitution replaced by West 7:11
Brown Foul:Personal (2 PF) 6:58
Ilgauskas Substitution replaced by Jones 6:58
6:50
[WAS 91-61] Butler Driving Dunk Shot: Made (16 PTS)
Smith Foul:Shooting (4 PF) 6:50
6:50
[WAS 92-61] Butler Free Throw 1 of 1 (17 PTS)
Szczerbiak Jump Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: Brown (2 AST) 6:25
[CLE 63-92]
Brown Foul:Personal (3 PF) 6:17
6:17 Haywood Substitution replaced by Blatche
6:17
[WAS 93-63] Stevenson Free Throw 1 of 2 (18 PTS)
6:17
[WAS 94-63] Stevenson Free Throw 2 of 2 (19 PTS)
6:07 Mason Foul:Shooting (3 PF)
West Free Throw 1 of 2 (4 PTS) 6:07
[CLE 64-94]
6:07 Butler Substitution replaced by McGuire
6:07 Stevenson Substitution replaced by Daniels
West Free Throw 2 of 2 (5 PTS) 6:07
[CLE 65-94]
Smith Foul:Personal (5 PF) 5:54
5:54 Team Timeout:Regular
West Substitution replaced by Jones 5:54
5:54 Daniels Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
5:54 Team Rebound
5:54
[WAS 95-65] Daniels Free Throw 2 of 2 (8 PTS)
Brown Jump Shot: Missed 5:37
5:36 Songaila Rebound (Off:1 Def:2)
5:15
[WAS 97-65] Mason Jump Shot: Made (13 PTS)
Smith Jump Shot: Missed 4:57
4:56 McGuire Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
4:39
[WAS 100-65] Mason 3pt Shot: Made (16 PTS)
Szczerbiak Jump Shot: Missed 4:27
4:26 Songaila Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
Jones Foul:Personal (1 PF) 4:20
Szczerbiak Substitution replaced by Thomas 4:20
4:20
[WAS 101-65] Daniels Free Throw 1 of 2 (9 PTS)
4:20 Daniels Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
4:19 Blatche Rebound (Off:3 Def:4)
Smith Foul:Shooting (6 PF) 4:17
4:17 Daniels Substitution replaced by Young
Smith Substitution replaced by Varejao 4:17
4:17 Blatche Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
4:17 Team Rebound
4:17
[WAS 102-65] Blatche Free Throw 2 of 2 (6 PTS)
Brown Turnover:Bad Pass (2 TO) Steal:McGuire (1 ST) 4:02
3:59
[WAS 104-65] Blatche Slam Dunk Shot: Made (8 PTS)
Assist: McGuire (1 AST)
Brown 3pt Shot: Made (6 PTS)
Assist: Jones (1 AST) 3:38
[CLE 68-104]
3:20 Young 3pt Shot: Missed
Varejao Rebound (Off:2 Def:4) 3:19
Thomas 3pt Shot: Missed 3:11
Brown Rebound (Off:3 Def:3) 3:09
Brown 3pt Shot: Missed 2:59
Brown Rebound (Off:4 Def:3) 2:58
Brown Turnover:Step Out of Bounds Turnover (3 TO) 2:58
Team Timeout:Regular 2:58
2:58 Songaila Substitution replaced by Pecherov
2:38 Young Turnover:Lost Ball (1 TO) Steal:Thomas (1 ST)
2:35 McGuire Foul:Shooting (1 PF)
Brown Free Throw 1 of 2 (7 PTS) 2:35
[CLE 69-104]
Brown Free Throw 2 of 2 missed 2:35
2:35 Mason Rebound (Off:0 Def:1)
2:21 Mason Layup Shot: Missed
Varejao Rebound (Off:2 Def:5) 2:20
Jones 3pt Shot: Missed 2:13
Brown Rebound (Off:5 Def:3) 2:12
Jones 3pt Shot: Missed 2:02
2:02 Team Rebound
1:41 Young Jump Shot: Missed
Varejao Rebound (Off:2 Def:6) 1:40
Brown Jump Shot: Missed Block: McGuire (1 BLK) 1:32
1:30 McGuire Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
1:19
[WAS 106-69] Mason Jump Shot: Made (18 PTS)
Jones Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO) Steal:Pecherov (1 ST) 1:09
Brown Foul:Shooting (5 PF) 1:04
1:04
[WAS 107-69] Pecherov Free Throw 1 of 2 (1 PTS)
1:04
[WAS 108-69] Pecherov Free Throw 2 of 2 (2 PTS)
Jones 3pt Shot: Missed 0:47
0:46 Mason Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
0:27 Pecherov Jump Shot: Missed
Varejao Rebound (Off:2 Def:7) 0:26
Brown 3pt Shot: Made (10 PTS)
Assist: Varejao (3 AST) 0:13
[CLE 72-108]
Brown Foul:Personal (5 PF) 0:11
0:11 Blatche Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
0:11 Team Rebound
0:11 Blatche Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
Thomas Rebound (Off:0 Def:1) 0:10
Apr.25 at 10:21 am
Ryan Jones says:
Give me a few minutes, and I’ll actually cut and past the play-by-plays for every game both teams have played in their franchise histories…
Apr.25 at 10:22 am
Tariq says:
Eboy: I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to ridicule me, but I don’t get it. Please explain.
Apr.25 at 10:23 am
Tariq says:
Ryan: That sounds like a job for Myles.
Apr.25 at 10:24 am
neaorin says:
Yeah, I just couldn’t keep my big mouth shut. I even liked the original pbp better than this one.
Apr.25 at 10:24 am
BETCATS says:
this is still not satisfying. And Tariq, i cant se your 10:12er but it might have been intresting. Who knows? Who give a rats a$$?
Apr.25 at 10:25 am
Eboy says:
It was a joke, T. Only you can see awaiting moderation comments under your own screen name. You’re not losing it.
Apr.25 at 10:26 am
BETCATS says:
neaorin: pbp? Penut Butter Poo?
Apr.25 at 10:27 am
Eboy says:
Pork Butt Plower?
Apr.25 at 10:28 am
BETCATS says:
Pen!s Bootox Prickles
Apr.25 at 10:28 am
Tariq says:
How long does it take to get moderated?
Apr.25 at 10:29 am
BETCATS says:
Until whenever Holly comes back / any other person with monitor powers save you Tariq. If it didnt work that way, i would have 1000000000000000000000 of more comments
Apr.25 at 10:30 am
BETCATS says:
and why is Shawn Kemps Offspring now a white (background) website? I thought it was blue yesterday? is my computer crazy or are the rest of yours just normal
Apr.25 at 10:30 am
neaorin says:
play-by-play, but I like yours better
Apr.25 at 10:31 am
Tariq says:
Hmm. Ben or Ryan?
Apr.25 at 10:31 am
Tariq says:
BET:
I noticed that. No idea.
Apr.25 at 10:33 am
BETCATS says:
Neoaorin, i also like mine better. Everything i do is what i like. Welcome to SLAMONLINE…..
Apr.25 at 10:33 am
Eboy says:
T, which color scheme do you prefer? I changed it to see if it would be easier to read.
Apr.25 at 10:34 am
Ryan Jones says:
Moderation, both in slamonline commenting and personal heroin intake, is not something I’m capable of. Sorry
Apr.25 at 10:36 am
Eboy says:
“Yeah, you’ve come to shoot the rooster, AW YEAH!”
Apr.25 at 10:36 am
Tariq says:
Eboy: It’s all good.
Apr.25 at 10:36 am
BETCATS says:
Eboy it hurts mine eyes. i dont know if it is totaly yours fault, but i will just asume it is.
Apr.25 at 10:38 am
BETCATS says:
Ryan, i can understand 1/2 of that last comment. But words need to be substituted
Apr.25 at 10:39 am
BETCATS says:
50
Apr.25 at 10:40 am
Tariq says:
Regarding the play-by-play, this phrase turns up a lot: “Stevenson 3pt Shot: Made”
Apr.25 at 10:42 am
BETCATS says:
best sentence goes to : Jones Turnover:Bad Pass (1 TO)
Apr.25 at 10:43 am
BETCATS says:
55
Apr.25 at 10:50 am
BETCATS says:
56? Is everyone having a cyber 0rgy or something?
Apr.25 at 10:56 am
Ryan Jones says:
I think it’s “snuff” the rooster, isn’t it Eboy? That’s my joint.
Apr.25 at 11:04 am
Eboy says:
Aint found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he aint gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he aint gonna die Walkin tall machine gun man
They spit on me in my home land
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
Got my pills gainst mosquito death
My buddys breathin his dyin breath
Oh God please wont you help me make it through Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he aint gonna die
No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die
Apr.25 at 11:05 am
Eboy says:
I should have researched it. They were fantastic.
Apr.25 at 11:05 am
Ryan Jones says:
Ain’t been wrong yet.
Apr.25 at 11:12 am
Tariq says:
Who is that?
Apr.25 at 11:16 am
Eboy says:
Ryan, you’ll appreciate this and kill me for it all at once. I went to a club owned by Vince Neil from Motley Crue last night, Dr. Feelgood’s). Hair metal, 90’s alt rock, 80’s pop, I felt like I was 20 again surrounded by hundreds of people that should have terminated existence back then due to their horrid appearences currently. Rough. Like Bret Michaels Rock Of Love multiplied by 100 minus the casting of a several broads that have seen better days.
Apr.25 at 11:16 am
Eboy says:
Alice In Chains, T.
Apr.25 at 11:19 am
Tariq says:
“I ordered a rapper for lunch/ spit out the chain”
Apr.25 at 11:29 am
J-Smoove says:
aye ryan deshawn little hand motion means he cant feel his face
Apr.25 at 11:33 am
Ryan Jones says:
Ah. And what exactly does THAT mean? Too much botox? He’s paralyzed? He’s completely smoked out? Regardless, I appreciate the clarification.
Apr.25 at 11:35 am
Eboy says:
I like WWE wrestler John Cena’s use of it better. At least those guys admit they’re fakes.
Apr.25 at 11:38 am
Ryan Jones says:
And Eboy, that sounds horrible and entertaining at the same time. Russ and I used to make a point of hanging out at The Rainbow on Sunset (I trust you appreciate the significance) whenever we were in L.A. for Finals/All-Star games. The cultural leftovers you’d see there were breathtaking.
Apr.25 at 11:38 am
J-Smoove says:
lol i have no idea what it means….
Apr.25 at 11:40 am
Tariq says:
Ryan: Was your distaste for DeShawn caused by his “overrated” comment, or is there something else? Because I get the feeling he was just trying to mix it up.
Apr.25 at 11:40 am
J-Smoove says:
i mean where im from “i cant feel my face” is used what crackheads be sayin when they on dat white….but i doubt thats what deshawn means
Apr.25 at 11:42 am
J-Smoove says:
I actually like that deshawn bumpin his gums to lebron…its entertainment…and it was soooo stupid when damon jones copied his i cant feel my face hand motion in game 2
Apr.25 at 11:47 am
Eboy says:
The more embarrasing development of this series is the number of dudes sporting terrible mohawks.
And yeah, Jones, The Rainbow would be a must see if I get out there, but I’d prefer the Viper Room, just because of the death of random celebrity possibility.
Apr.25 at 11:47 am
Ryan Jones says:
I’m not saying DeShawn’s a crackhead, but it would explain some things.
And agreed, he is entertaining, and I wouldn’t expect him or anyone else to defer to LeBron. It’s just when he flexes when his team’s down double digits that I feel bad for the kid.
You’ll get no argument from me on Damon Jones. He’s a discredit to my race. Of Joneses, I mean.
Apr.25 at 11:49 am
Ryan Jones says:
They’re damn near right across the street from each other, Eboy. The Hustler Store’s right there, too. It’s pretty much a three-block stretch of Gomorrah.
Apr.25 at 11:50 am
Eboy says:
Love it.
Apr.25 at 11:57 am
Tariq says:
Ryan: I once saw Ari from Entourage at Fantasy Island back in the day. He seemed very uncomfortable.
Apr.25 at 12:04 pm
Khalid Salaam says:
Geez, ryan you don’t like deshawn stevenson do you?
Apr.25 at 12:12 pm
Tariq says:
Usually when I got to Vegas, I get a male lap dance first
Apr.25 at 12:58 pm
FLUXLAND says:
…a team goes up an easy 2-0 in the first round, and we all think “series over,” and then the lower seed wins Game 3, and we all go, “Woah, wait a minute, what happened?” - as if the NBA is gonna allow 4 game sweeps when the format has been pushed to 7 games in the first round. The almighty dollar will always rule. Gotta sell those jerseys, foam fingers, beer and whatever else. Example last night Raptors game.. 1st half the Raps are getting every call in the book and the Magic has every one go against them. Gotta makes sure we are selling the merchandise and beer at halftime and the suckers open up the wallets. 2nd half- the refs take over the entire 3rd quarter, no player on either team knows what the f is going on and whats a foul anymore. Even the crowd was confused. Like: wow! everything is not going our way all of a sudden? WTF is going on?
the NBA: where profit margins need to happen.
Apr.25 at 1:11 pm
FLUXLAND says:
Anywho..re: post .. great work as always, Farmer. I hate the AP type craps that appears from time to time and then Ben gets on and is like: Wow, where are all the _______ fans?. Spare me the pbp unless you give me something entertaining with it. Or like Brown.. just throw up the freking box score or stat sheet. Don’t blend it in with words, “compared to” “in the regular season” “game 1 vs game 2 he shot” “in comparison” “statistically speaking” and whatever else. Jada: “bunch of STATS ..100% pure garbage” and “Cause out of the whole camp, your flow’s the weakest” How u like them stats?
Apr.25 at 1:32 pm
Darksaber says:
As B-Simmons would state: EWING THEORY. Wiz are over the blabbermouth Agent Zero. Play loads better without his ball hogging. Still, Lebron won’t let them advance. Not gonna happen
Apr.25 at 1:57 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Flux, you want to do the Game 4 recap? Seriously, let me know and it’s all you. This is not sarcasm. I’m serious. Hollatchaboy.
Apr.25 at 1:59 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Tariq: I once sorry Jeremy Piven smoking weed at a Reebok party in L.A. over All-Star weekend. He was probably more comfortable. Paris Hilton was there too, and I don’t think that made anyone comfortable.
I should mention, I never watch Entourage, but Jeremy Piven has my eternal respect for his work in PCU. That movie is SLEPT ON.
Apr.25 at 2:21 pm
Tariq says:
Ryan: As someone with impeccable taste in TV shows, you should do yourself a favor and watch Entourage. That show is awesome. Consider this my way of returning your Deadwood favor.
Apr.25 at 2:24 pm
Tariq says:
Ryan: Are you f*cking kidding about the Game 4 recap? I assume your kidding, but that “This is not sarcasm. I’m serious. Hollatchaboy” coda is messing with my sarcasm-radar. If you’re serious: “holla”.
Apr.25 at 2:40 pm
NYCBalla says:
Deshawn S is the man! I hope he keeps running his mouth and frustrating Lebron. The Wizs gots the skillz to win this series…..i hope they can play together so we can see them in the next round….i’m sick of seeing LJ and his sorry supporting cast play boring ball
Apr.25 at 2:48 pm
FLUXLAND says:
Mr. Jones, that smells of sarcasm even up all the way up here to the Great White North. In the interest of answering you tho: I think I have proven my spelling and grammar are atrocious, not to mention my line of thinking has been described (ty Russ) as delusional. Do you really want to see the web site ranking and traffic take a serious dip? Sarcastic or not I appreciate the invite. Also, if this were to happen, Tariq will clearly slit his wrists as this may indicate his career as a writer may be in bigger jeopardy then he originally thought. And just to re work my lines for Brown because I wanted to keep it short: “I ain’t mad, I don’t wanna sound mad, I feel marvelous..” “Most of your work should toilet paper /Bunch of STATS, 100% pure garbage/You should just proofread and edit/Cause outta your whole camp your (flow)writing’s the weakest”
Apr.25 at 2:54 pm
Eboy says:
FLUX, quit while you are ahead.
Apr.25 at 3:05 pm
B. Long says:
Eboy: That Dick Chaney line made a little pee come out. Nice!
Apr.25 at 3:16 pm
k.o. says:
hahaha, after all that u are kind of a dick ryan. i need to ice my finger from all the scrolling needed on this page
Apr.25 at 3:19 pm
FLUXLAND says:
Shouldn’t you be playing on your shaw kemp feces website anyway? And don’t hit me with that jealous line again.. there’s nothing to be jealous about, my cyber friend, believe me.
Eboy.. I’m like Isiah. Right now I have my arms folded, shaking my head and smiling while reading your comment.
Apr.25 at 3:31 pm
Eboy says:
Poor little FLUXEY, no cyber friends, no sunglasses on his emoticon, no game notes to share. Also, anytime someone compares themself to Isiah in any capacity, outside of playing basketball, the argument or “is it worth typing a message to that person” is all too clear.
Apr.25 at 3:33 pm
Myles Brown says:
*Ignores FLUX and his assertions that Im all about stats despite the fact that Ive only used them in TWO posts…* F*ck the NYPD. Thats all.
Apr.25 at 3:38 pm
Eboy says:
In reality, Myles, you should have said F*ck the Royal Canadian Mounted Police for FLUX’s benefit.
Apr.25 at 3:41 pm
Myles Brown says:
No, f*ck the NYPD. Mounties dont fire off 31 shots without thinking.
Apr.25 at 3:42 pm
FLUXLAND says:
That may be Eboy but at least I don’t have a wife and kid at home, while spending 90% (that’s for you Brown) of my time arguing with eleventeen year olds about basketball online. I just used Isiah cuz I know how much it raises blood pressure around here and I wanted to give you an opportunity to write what you wrote.. your are too predictable.
–
Brown.. must be only TWO posts I read, not the mention the majority of your comments have percentages in them, further discouraging me from reading anything you write as I can just read the box score of that game.
Apr.25 at 3:46 pm
Myles Brown says:
If you dont like what I do, thats fine. But if you dont read anything I write and what I have to say is so insignificant, then why keep talking about me? Its lame and its time that you could spend writing something of your own rather than lording your opinion over everyone else. Youre probably eleven yourself. Im 100% done with you.
Apr.25 at 3:47 pm
FLUXLAND says:
Brown I scroll down your blog and your 3 title inlcudes “What percentage of the time”.. thanks for coming out.
Apr.25 at 3:48 pm
FLUXLAND says:
U just happen to be my latest “I’m all about the stat” victim.
Apr.25 at 3:53 pm
Eboy says:
FLUX, I’m mildly confused, are you trying to be confrontational for a reason or just to be annoying? Or are you just bored on a Friday like I am as my office staff does what they do and I get paid to camp out at my desk and type to eleventeen year olds like yourself trying to figure out where the state of the world is headed with characters like you at the future helm. Just wondering.
Apr.25 at 3:54 pm
Eboy says:
Oh,
Apr.25 at 4:08 pm
B. Long says:
Please tell me the Wiz all wore Bathing Apes.
Apr.25 at 4:46 pm
TADOne says:
See, this is what I miss when i’m in training all day?
Apr.25 at 4:57 pm
bballer says:
I predict the Wizards will win in 6 but I want the Cavaliers to win. I think Cleveland vs Boston will be a better series than Washington vs. Boston. Wouldn’t you guys agree?
Apr.25 at 5:38 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Hey, this got fun while I was gone.
Flux, you’re off the hook.
Myles, word.
Tariq, I’m gonna post the first chapter of your book as my Game 4 notes. HOLLER.
Apr.25 at 6:02 pm
FLUXLAND says:
Jones, how do I email you?
Apr.25 at 6:06 pm
Shooter#9 - Brasil says:
i don’t care if they were right or wrong, i just loved to listen… “OVER-RATED! OVER-RATED!” just beautifull against Lebiatch…
Apr.25 at 6:45 pm
B. Long says:
Ryan, PCU is slept on!
Apr.26 at 4:37 am
Russ Bengtson says:
…