Too many of today’s players lack a memorable tag. We at SLAM find this unacceptable; now we’re doing something about it. Each month, we bring you a player whose skills demand something more memorable than a shortened version of their name—and that’s where you come in.

This month, your target is Andris Biedrins. Golden State is the fun, crazy team littered with nickname-sporting stars, and the shot-blocking Latvian with the spiky hair should be part of that crew. Give us your suggestions for a worthy nickname for Andris. Whoever comes up with the best nickname will be blessed with a dope prize from our vault and get their name in Trash Talk next month.