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Monday, March 17th, 2008  |  29 Comments

Bruce Bowen Says He Ain’t Dirty


In Bruce’s world, he’s nothing more than a God-fearing Christian.

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29 Responses to “Bruce Bowen Says He Ain’t Dirty”

Mar.17 at 10:06 am

Andy says:
And, in related news, Bill Clinton continues to deny having sexual relations with that woman…

Mar.17 at 10:10 am

Franchise says:
tell that to half the leauge’s ankles.

Mar.17 at 10:18 am

Jukai says:
Lucky for Bowen, there is no passage that states “thou shall not slide thigh’s foot in as one’s opponent descends upon attempting a jump shot”

Mar.17 at 10:21 am

Jukai says:
Also, Joshua 5:15, I believe says, “and he shall afflict upon Steve Nash’s testicals pain, and all was good”

Mar.17 at 10:21 am

maio says:
Well if there is indeed a GOD, dear Bruce - be afraid, be very afraid.

Mar.17 at 10:33 am

riggs says:
if bruce bowen isnt dirty then garbage is safe to eat/wear/sleep/wash.

Mar.17 at 10:35 am

uamini says:
Kinda weird that he got suspended this time though, watching the video form this angle here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZNwSC_6H90 makes me wonder if Paul isn’t the one that should have been suspended…
Bowen has gotten away with much worse before

Mar.17 at 10:42 am

arthur says:
He’s lying

Mar.17 at 10:45 am

BETCATS says:
cold showers were invented for a reason.

Mar.17 at 10:46 am

Ron says:
Bruce Bowen is a follower of the doctrine of Min. Jeremiah Wright. The league, like the country is run by nothing but “Rich white people”.

Mar.17 at 10:49 am

Tommy Patron says:
He ain’t the first “Christian”, and he won’t be the last.

Mar.17 at 11:03 am

T Money says:
God told him to do it…

Mar.17 at 11:51 am

Beth says:
Ridin’ dirty…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MF6CIOQTEwA

Mar.17 at 11:54 am

The Best Yet says:
Isn’t Isiah also a “Christian”?

Mar.17 at 12:02 pm

riggs says:
i think u have christian confused with devils spawn.

Mar.17 at 12:53 pm

The Notorious King says:
Ron Artest is a christian too?

Mar.17 at 12:57 pm

iLL wiLL says:
Is Bruce Bowen Canadian?

Mar.17 at 1:17 pm

bakers' dozen (12-13) says:
No, he’s just annoying…

Mar.17 at 1:26 pm

Captain America says:
Bruce is just applying the wrath of Gawd defense.

Mar.17 at 1:31 pm

BK says:
Think of the kind of player Bruce would be if he wasn’t dirty.

Mar.17 at 2:01 pm

its just alex says:
A D-league player.

Mar.17 at 2:56 pm

Bostwik says:
What about the Wally kick?

Mar.17 at 3:51 pm

jen says:
if teams’ offenses were good enough, they wouldn’t be complaining, but because they can’t man up to Bowen and the rest of the Spurs for that matter, they have to find someone to blame. and he still manages to win championships. perhaps teams should take notes instead of bitching. and the rest of you should study up on ur bball. -GO SPURS!!-

Mar.17 at 6:59 pm

Zee says:
Famous “Christians”: Michael Irvin, Deion Sanders etc, etc. Bruce, we don’t believe you, you need more people!

Mar.17 at 7:21 pm

Reggie Evans says:
Bruce Bowen > Ned Flanders

Mar.17 at 8:54 pm

jeremy says:
man,if thats the best comeback u got 2 being dirty,i guess u really are dirty…douchebag

Mar.17 at 11:49 pm

TC says:
If Bruce Bowen plays one on one with Jesus, he would probably kick JC in the balls too.

Mar.18 at 10:34 am

Tom says:
Of course he´s dirty, but come on… why all the hatin? Wasn´t Jordan playing dirty ball to, indeed he did!

Apr.11 at 1:10 am

Gary C says:
Bowen is a talentless scumbag who makes up for his lack of talent by being the dirtiest sob in the nba. For the good, and honor of the game he should be banished from the league.

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