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Tuesday, February 26th, 2008  |  33 Comments

Zach Randolph Is NOT a Playmaker


One thing I forgot to include in my Knicks post yesterday was this absolutely horrific possession by Z-Bo. I mean, honestly, that could very well be the most horrendous offensive sequence in NBA history.

The look on Isiah’s face after the shot: priceless. And by priceless, I mean suicidal.

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33 Responses to “Zach Randolph Is NOT a Playmaker”

Feb.26 at 9:13 am

Krayzie Bone says:
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
I could do that, I really could!

Feb.26 at 9:17 am

TADOne says:
Hey Zeke, why don’t you try some, I don’t know, coaching at that point?? I would have benched his a$$ with the quickness.

Feb.26 at 9:17 am

Russ Bengtson says:
Someone needs to collect all of the Knick YouTube video clips from this season and edit them together to the theme from ‘Titanic’.

Feb.26 at 9:17 am

polowthaJon says:
quite possibly the last act of a desperate man!!!

Feb.26 at 9:18 am

Russ Bengtson says:
Isiah’s a player’s coach, man, he doesn’t want them to stop being his friends.

Feb.26 at 9:21 am

Russ Bengtson says:
He didn’t even step in when Zach and Nate were throwing stuff at each other in the huddle.

Feb.26 at 9:23 am

Tuomas says:
Wow… I mean, wow. Pretty much speaks for itself. I’m sure someone’s done worse in the 60+ years of the league’s existence, but that surely was the ugliest play I’ve seen in a long time. Was it the Warriors or someone else (Hornets, as in Charlotte Hornets?) who came up with a turnover on a 3-0 fastbreak couple years back? Now THAT was painful.

Feb.26 at 9:23 am

Krayzie Bone says:
Whats best is that he couldn’t dribble around Primoz Brezec on the play. Leo Rautins and Chuck Swirsky lay the ridicule on like no other sportscasters

Feb.26 at 9:24 am

Krayzie Bone says:
Russ, thats too uplifting a score to go with that. Maybe the theme music for Darth Vader, since they have abused the game so much this year.

Feb.26 at 9:29 am

Russ Bengtson says:
Actually forget the music, the Knicks need to put out a lowlight DVD. I’d buy it.

Feb.26 at 9:36 am

Dominic Brankin-Joly says:
You can’t be too hard on Zach. He, Nate, and David have been the only Knicks putting in work all year.

Feb.26 at 9:38 am

Dominic Brankin-Joly says:
HELLO??!!!!!!!!??? WHAT???!!!!!?!!! NAH, THE KNICKS ARE RUBBISH!!!!!! CIAO!!!!

Feb.26 at 9:39 am

TADOne says:
Work?! You call that work? I guess that was why they were trying to trade him because of all the hard work he was putting in.

Feb.26 at 9:44 am

Krayzie Bone says:
Two for one, One night in paris, 41 nights in new york.

Feb.26 at 10:01 am

Blue says:
Cocaine is a helluva drug…

Feb.26 at 10:04 am

Blue says:
Actually…you guys are making this too dramatic. That move right there was sheer comedy. Instead of Darth Vader’s music, I would suggest something closer to Benny Hill.

Feb.26 at 11:43 am

Jukai says:
Somewhere, Kevin Pritchard is laughing.

Feb.26 at 12:35 pm

Todd D. says:
This franchise is a mockery from top to bottom. I’m deeply sorry that true Knick fans have to endure all of this bull sh*t. AAAAIIIIIIRRRRR BAAAAAAALLLLLLL.

Feb.26 at 1:33 pm

nick says:
I swear i heard chris farley shouting “RAINMAN!!!!” as Z-bo took that shot. No Sh!t.

Feb.26 at 1:41 pm

BxBaller says:
Can yall please leave the Knicks alone, the jokes aren’t funny anymore, yes we know that they are bad, but lets move on.

Feb.26 at 2:03 pm

RV says:
I was expecting worse, but still bad….Nate deserves some blame for giving the rock to a post player so far out

Feb.26 at 2:21 pm

Des-Row says:
Sorry, BxBaller, but the knicks are a goddamn circus. You’re supposed to laugh at the circus.

Feb.26 at 4:27 pm

what says:
that clip made me laugh out loud

Feb.26 at 5:22 pm

MagicMike2k7 says:
“And by priceless, I mean suicidal.” Line of the Day.

Feb.26 at 6:23 pm

Kevin says:
aw man.. this is hilarious until you think about how much $$$ all of those f*cks in the Knicks organization are making despite their idiocy

Feb.26 at 6:49 pm

albie1kenobi says:
nate was teaching Z how to pull off a crossover, and threw it to Z so he could try out the move. i guess that’s why they fought on the bench:
“f#cking nate that move is no good!”
“you’s a stupid muafuca with no handle. you can’t blame me!”
meanwhile marbury in the back “we got zach randolph y’all!”

Feb.26 at 6:53 pm

Kevin says:
oh yea, and i watched this live with my girl who doesn’t know much about basketball.. her response: “that.. doesn’t look like its supposed to be happening on live TV..” - lol.

Feb.26 at 8:12 pm

Whistler says:
What is most amazing in this play:
1. the shot clock managment. Come on, a 12 years old could do better.
2. there is no defense AT ALL (no need to) and still, you airball a 3? Wow …
3. no movement at all. 8 player stand still. What is this, elementary school pickup ball? No screens? Nobody trying to get open?
4. when he nearly loses the ball, no one thinks that they should call for a pass or something. Why don’t they just all go sit on the bench and let that big fat Z-BO play alone? The Knicks are a travesty. This is not basketball!

Feb.26 at 8:44 pm

tenorca says:
I love that our announcer starts saying “I don’t even know what he’s doing Leo,” before going completely speechless. I imagined him wiping the blood out of his eyes.

Feb.26 at 11:24 pm

tealish says:
Aw come on, don’t be so hard on Zack Randolph Y’ALL! Honestly, in that play - even though it ended pretty badly with several boneheaded decisions which have all been mentioned already, he showed some handles that I didn’t know he had…. before scuttling to half court to set up an airball. But still, big fella had some moves!

Feb.27 at 3:31 am

hursty says:
this reminds me of lamar odom blatantly stepping over the line while inbounding 2 years ago it was a 4 point game with two minutes left in the 4th, getting called for it. the camera slides to phil jackson who just shakes his head and mouthes ‘wtf!’. the PG was smush who just kept on dribbling even though the ref called the play.

Feb.27 at 6:53 am

LAN says:
oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Feb.27 at 6:53 am

LAN says:
that was off the hook!

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