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Monday, February 18th, 2008  |  63 Comments

Is Kobe’s Pinkie a Bulls-Eye?


by Marcel Mutoni

The madness of All-Star weekend, at least for a couple of days, made me forget about the fact that a pinkie finger could end up derailing what was shaping up to be a terrific season for my beloved Lakers.

No one knows how effective Kobe can be while playing with the busted up pinkie, and now the question becomes, If he’s out there, will defenders attack the finger?

“Well, we had a little rule,” said Boston Celtics Coach Doc Rivers, “if you put something on your hand or on your body, that was a bull’s eye.

“I don’t know if that goes on anymore. We actually talk about that. I don’t think anyone wants to hurt anyone, but if you’re going to go out and play injured, we’re not going to let you beat us injured. That was the old-school thought. I think that’s still prevalent today, but not as much.”

Bruce Bowen laughs at your assumptions, coach Rivers.

Though everyone says today’s League isn’t as tough as it was back in the day, and rightfully so, I’m picturing Raja Bell - who has something of a mean streak - rubbing his hands together with a maniacal look in his eye at the mere thought of going up against an injured Bryant.

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63 Responses to “Is Kobe’s Pinkie a Bulls-Eye?”

Feb.18 at 2:12 pm

t.dot dude says:
first

Feb.18 at 2:13 pm

t.dot dude says:
being first is so fun

Feb.18 at 2:13 pm

t.dot dude says:
raja bell better make kobe enter a world of pain

Feb.18 at 2:14 pm

TADOne says:
Any chance Shaq gives KB a “hard foul” on Wednesday?

Feb.18 at 2:20 pm

Reggie Evans says:
Pau will beat the crap out of anyone who messes with Kobe’s pinkie.

Feb.18 at 2:26 pm

Holly MacKenzie says:
I will hunt down anyone who tries derailing my boy, his pinkie or the Lakeshow. Even Raja.

Feb.18 at 2:27 pm

J-Bird says:
Yea, because Pau’s really intimidating huh? lol

Feb.18 at 2:31 pm

H to the izzo says:
I may try and derail Kobe,just to see Holly(ahem) hunt me down.

Feb.18 at 2:38 pm

peteb80 says:
Forget the pinkie, just kick him in the balls.

Feb.18 at 2:43 pm

TADOne says:
Holly with the threat of physical violence. Ride or die.

Feb.18 at 2:50 pm

Ryan Jones says:
At first, hurried glance, I thought this headline said “Does Kobe have Pink-Eye?” What a let-down.

Feb.18 at 2:50 pm

Ryan Jones says:
At first, hurried glance, I thought this headline said “Does Kobe have Pink-Eye?” What a let-down.

Feb.18 at 3:09 pm

Ill WIll says:
Thats what I was thinking too. Turns out there is no pink eye.

Feb.18 at 3:14 pm

t.dot dude says:
i wish he had no eye

Feb.18 at 3:17 pm

its just alex says:
I hate Raja.

Feb.18 at 3:19 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
I think he’ll have the surgery within a week.

Feb.18 at 3:22 pm

Ryan Jones says:
They do surgery for pink eye?

Feb.18 at 3:27 pm

peteb80 says:
“Kobe Bryant: Putting the puta in amputation since 2008!” (I know, it’s a little forced)

Feb.18 at 3:37 pm

Captain America says:
Hope he takes surgery option, get it over with. The bigger question is what would Kobe do if he was opposite someone with a bad pinky. I already know the answer, and it’s gonna hurt sucker.

Feb.18 at 3:39 pm

Myles Brown says:
I almost smacked it myself when I saw him. The temptation was overwhelming.

Feb.18 at 4:07 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
If Kobe was opposite someone with a bad pinkie he’d elbow them in the head and blame it on his “follow through” and “natural shooting motion.”

Feb.18 at 4:09 pm

trick says:
Reggie Evans wrote: Pau will beat the crap out of anyone who messes with Kobe’s pinkie. hahahahahahahaha

Feb.18 at 4:15 pm

Slick Nick Da Ruler says:
Kobe will definitely have surgery right after the Suns game. Peteb80: nice puts joke, I cracked up

Feb.18 at 4:16 pm

Myles Brown says:
Russ is a master baiter.

Feb.18 at 5:22 pm

Lz - Cphfinest3 says:
Pau beating up people?! Hahhaahahhahah he’s Spanish for criss sake.. Only gonna happen if it’s one of the Bulls who gets him, then again it probably takes more than a sword to the neck to deck Ben Wallace..

Feb.18 at 5:38 pm

BETCATS says:
pau gasol fights babys Jason Maxiell Eats Babies

Feb.18 at 5:41 pm

Dutch Rich says:
Javier Bardem is Spanish Lz, what you trying to say?

Feb.18 at 5:48 pm

peteb80 says:
Javier Bardem is a very good actor, just like spanish athletes.

Feb.18 at 5:49 pm

Reggie Evans says:
Spanish athletes are good actors.

Feb.18 at 5:55 pm

BETCATS says:
Spanish actors are also very good floppers

Feb.18 at 5:55 pm

Dutch Rich says:
touchee

Feb.18 at 6:01 pm

BETCATS says:
douchee baggee?

Feb.18 at 6:05 pm

Dutch Rich says:
Garbajosa should have won a Golden Globe for that faked injury.
I would link to it but can’t muster the effort to find it.

Feb.18 at 6:10 pm

BETCATS says:
He would have lost it to the tape of Glenn Rice singing and beating up people in his closet

Feb.18 at 6:15 pm

Sesa says:
Which one is worse? Intentionally injuring someone or Kobe putting a 40 over you?

Feb.18 at 6:21 pm

BETCATS says:
Probally 1st cause even if hurt, Kobe will still score 40+ on ya

Feb.18 at 6:32 pm

Dutch Rich says:
A short male was spotted jumping a fence, bleeding from the forehead while naked covering his crotch with nothing but a video camera.
He was later identified by authorities from the Spanish embassy in Floridas as aspiring Catelan actor, Alberto Perez.
Funny ish BET

Feb.18 at 6:34 pm

whooo! says:
well then doc, what if ronny turiaf decides to gut check kevin garnett once he gets back on the floor? i’d say phil retaliates if d’antoni has anyone try to get at kobe. a dj mbenga sighting would be most appropriate.

Feb.18 at 6:36 pm

BETCATS says:
“if theirs a baby out their it will be eaten”
-Jason Maxeill “dont buy a women a watch, theirs a clock on the stove”
-Chuck “I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me. ”
-Shaq

Feb.18 at 6:49 pm

BETCATS says:
ill trade you Kob’s pinki for Jason Kidd’s knees

Feb.18 at 7:13 pm

joe says:
I think kobe will play fine through the rest of the season, but come playoff time, when defenses tighten up, kobe’s finger, bynum’s knee will be ruffed up, and well see what the lakers are made of.

Feb.18 at 7:43 pm

Reggie Evans says:
Mbenga will banga anyone who messes with Mambas pinkie

Feb.18 at 7:50 pm

Krayzie Bone says:
H to the Izzo is into Haligonians.

Feb.18 at 7:53 pm

daniel says:
kobe needs bodyguards like reggie miller used to have the davis bro’s. turiaf and bynum. pau’s just not that type of guy

Feb.18 at 7:57 pm

Mike says:
Kobe needs some back up not like Pau Gasol gonna jump in and help if Kobe gets hit I say GET RON ARTEST!

Feb.18 at 7:59 pm

Holly MacKenzie says:
I swear.. Whoever comes at Kobe first… The least of their worries will be Mbenga and his marital arts wizardry. They’d better make sure I’m not in the building. hahha Serious though, I don’t think he is going to be able to make it without the surg and its kind of dominating my thoughts right now.

Feb.18 at 8:17 pm

Rubens says:
Pau can’t beat the crap out os doug christie…

Feb.18 at 9:11 pm

jay says:
Holly i`m with you on that one, matter of fact bring me along to unleash the fury if need be.

Feb.18 at 11:09 pm

Blinguo says:
Would Kobe pull the Ronnie Lott to win a ring? If this happened when Kobe wore throwbacks, would it prevent him from wearing a Cash Money Millionaires Pinky ring?

Feb.19 at 12:11 am

Holly MacKenzie says:
Jay, I’m thinking that anyone suffering the wrath of the tag team that is you and I would be facing something much worse than Jax and Artest in Detroit. It would be a VERY scary sight. hahaha (I am only half-joking).

Feb.19 at 12:27 am

jay says:
hahaha Holly you best believe it`ll be a scary sight. any whowhat do you think of Kobe opting for surgery until after the season???? would you rather him have surgery now?

Feb.19 at 12:59 am

Holly MacKenzie says:
I don’t know Jay. I just have this awful fear that he is going to have to end up getting it before the season ends anyway and the thought of him trying to play through it for a few weeks, having to eventually get the surgery and then not being ready for playoffs (IF we can hang on and make it without him), terrifies the hell out of me. I know he is crazy tough, but, have you seen how swollen his hand is? It looks deformed. It’s stressing me out and has me researching the hand, fingers, sprains, dislocations and torn ligaments. I’m anxious to see how they continue taping it and how he is going to be able to not only shoot, but catch the ball. ouch!

Feb.19 at 3:34 am

HIDAMAN says:
I hope KOBE gets Surgery A.S.A.P. and then we make a run healthy. If Not this year, The Next 5 years could be doable. I just hate the idea of a hater like Raja ‘The Hater’ Bell. Doing stupid stuff to a great player like KOBE, Just because raja’s a punkass. But i think its the only way the suns can beat the LAKERS. Other wise the LAKERS win.

Feb.19 at 3:38 am

RV says:
i think he’s going to aggravate it somewhere along the way…but I think it may end up being too late for surgery, like during the playoffs, and then he’ll have to play through it

Feb.19 at 3:40 am

RV says:
completely off topic, but why doesn’t AI dunk as much as he did in college? I was just watching a mix of his georgetown plays and he was dunking any chance he had, i keep thinking he once gave a specific reasonas to why, but I dont remember…

Feb.19 at 3:43 am

D-Mac says:
Man i thought that said he has pink eye to funny

Feb.19 at 4:50 am

Adrian Zapata says:
RV because hes not 20 anymore

Feb.19 at 6:48 am

tealish says:
AI’s on the other side of 30 now, and if something’s got to give - take the dunks! The crazy speed and scoring ability is still there so I’m a happy camper. And hey, every once in awhile he still throws down a two hander!

Feb.19 at 10:58 am

Darksaber says:
RAJA BELL? How about Vince, the Bowen Collector, Artest and the nanny stopper (if he’s playing anywhere at the moment)? those guys LOVE to play Mambiatch hard, some might say unfairly even. keep on the bandage crab claw from ASW Kob’s, you gonna need it.

Feb.19 at 2:28 pm

RV says:
Adrian, he didn’t do it much even as a young NBA player, he had the occasional putback or fast break jam, but wasn’t really trying to dunk on guys or dunk in traffic

Feb.19 at 6:07 pm

KOBE BRYANT says:
ANYONE TRY BE HURTIN MY FINGER GON B IN A WORLD OF HURT, ILL BUST THEY FACE UP BAD DAWGZ.

Feb.19 at 7:34 pm

tenorca says:
A DJ Jazzy Mbenga / Shaq brawl would make my Wednesday.

Feb.19 at 11:12 pm

Dacre says:
An infallible source has said the pinkie will have to be removed….from the neck.

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