Brown in Green
by Russ Bengtson
Chris Webber. Shaquille O’Neal. Ben Wallace. Kurt Thomas. The formula this year seems simple enough—if you’re a contender (or even a ‘contender’), you acquire an aging big man. The Boston Celtics, owners of the best record in the NBA, picked theirs up yesterday—38-year-old power forward P.J. Brown. If you can’t remember when he joined the League (it was a long time ago), you’ll need only look at his chest.
Brown, a three-time All-Defensive second-team selection, will wear No. 93, the year he was drafted into the NBA and was married to his wife, Dee.
All other playoff teams, consider yourselves warned: Don’t sign Charlie Ward.
12 Responses to “Brown in Green”
Feb.28 at 6:36 pm
killa myke says:
1st
Feb.28 at 6:58 pm
The Notorious King says:
thats funny. next someone should sign spreewell. imagine if dallas signs spreewell
Feb.28 at 7:30 pm
maio says:
Don’t mention Charlie Ward if you’re out of red ink.
Feb.28 at 8:33 pm
TADOne says:
Cassell was just bought out too. Him and Brown can hold AARP meetings in the lockerroom.
Feb.28 at 9:19 pm
MK Petrik says:
PJ Brown, former MVP nominee!
Feb.28 at 11:28 pm
Pat Is Five says:
all they need now is a veteran shooter. we need some 3D.
Feb.29 at 1:18 am
what says:
Did Kevin Willis ever actually retire?
Feb.29 at 5:14 am
karan says:
will someone PLEASE bring the glove back in this league?
Feb.29 at 6:20 am
Bigi says:
90’s Man!
Feb.29 at 7:14 am
Jolst says:
Ok it’s clear that Boston wants to mess up their roster for the upcoming 5 years. It’s now or never.
Feb.29 at 11:07 am
Lz - Cphfinest3 says:
Karan; I’m probably one of the biggest Glove fans around, but Gary got his ring and his last season in Miami was agonizing to watch as a close follower of his carrer. Glove should just stay at his mansion, finishing his book about lock-down perimeter D and the art of thrash talking.
Mar.2 at 9:18 am
Ohpityme says:
Hes married to Dee Brown…no homo……hahahahaha!!!