Anybody Want Some Knicks?
Anyone, anyone, Bueller?
Rumor has it that Isiah Thomas and the Knick braintrust (is there such a thing?) are trying to unload both Zach Randolph and Eddy Curry before the trade deadline.
By putting Curry and Randolph on the block, Thomas is admitting that his two most-recent major acquisitions have not panned out. In addressing Curry, Thomas admitted he’s accumulated too many nice guys and wants to see more of an edge from his players.
It’s a little known secret, but Isiah hates nice people. He wants guys who would do anything to win. Kill, even. Too bad Ray Lewis doesn’t play basketball.
If Curry and Randolph both get traded, I can only hope that Stephon Marbury will find it within him to react in similar fashion to when the Knicks acquired Z-Bo this past summer.
(Update: Zach Randolph still knows how to throw a great party.)
36 Responses to “Anybody Want Some Knicks?”
Feb.12 at 5:05 pm
H to the izzo says:
A team like the Knicks wanting to win in February make as much as sense as a team like the Spurs wanting to lose in November.
Feb.12 at 5:08 pm
albie1kenobi says:
i don’t get it izzo. “we got zach randolph y’all!!!!”
Feb.12 at 5:17 pm
Spaceship Jay says:
That’s funny, I was just youtubing old Isiah clips. Yes, he won by any means. I am happy that he is being comfortable with his competitive/satan like role. Be true to yourself. GO FOR RON-RON!!!
Feb.12 at 5:18 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
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Feb.12 at 5:18 pm
JackBrown says:
The Knicks value being a comedy gold mine, and I appreciate them sticking to this in a world where they face constant pressure to actually win games. Keep it coming! Jokes and jokes and spaghetti spaghetti, uh ha ha ha ha.
Feb.12 at 5:18 pm
G Diesel says:
I can see both Chris Mihm and DJ Mbenga traded for one of those 2. The Knicks could use the endless talents of DJ Mbenga. I heard he knows how to cook a lot of African dishes.(That’s why the Lakers signed him for the remainder of the season).
Feb.12 at 5:24 pm
The Second Coming says:
z-bo and james for mark blount and ricky davis…ricky davis needs to be on the knicks.
Feb.12 at 5:27 pm
BETCATS says:
we dont got Zach Randolph no more yall!
Feb.12 at 5:34 pm
Boing Dynasty says:
To be completly honest, im slightly disappointed at the lack of trouble Z Bo has got in to since goining the Knicks
Feb.12 at 5:40 pm
Rob Paxon says:
I have no comment on my ‘favorite’ team… so I’ll take this opportunity to present you in the Slam Online community with your NEW favorite tiny man. RIP Ping Ping
Feb.12 at 5:40 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Zach’s been too busy working on his three-point shooting and committing turnovers out of the double team.
Feb.12 at 5:41 pm
G Diesel says:
The only serious that would make sense for both teams is Z-Bo for Vince”hardworker” Carter. The half-man half-amazing player belongs to the Knicks.
Feb.12 at 5:41 pm
G Diesel says:
” serious trade”
Feb.12 at 5:41 pm
G Diesel says:
” serious trade”
Feb.12 at 5:53 pm
Young Chris #3 says:
Steph is funny…
Feb.12 at 6:03 pm
tenorca says:
They need to trade those big men for youthier players. There’s no other option.
Feb.12 at 6:05 pm
jeremy says:
yo G diesel,it will take a lot more than vince “crybaby” carter to help the knicks win. A LOT MORE.
Feb.12 at 6:27 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
boing, he had to go back to Portland to find some:
http://www.portlandtribune.com/sports/story.php?story_id=120276571974463000
which reads as if it’s trumped up and nothing. Leave the man alone Portland!
Feb.12 at 6:27 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
and Mutoni already had that in there.
Feb.12 at 6:38 pm
Boing Dynasty says:
Who is Gay Davis?
Feb.12 at 6:44 pm
Captain America says:
It’s over…
Feb.12 at 7:25 pm
daHiVE says:
great, i have tickets for next friday´s game against the raptors, the first and probably only nba game i´ll ever see. now there´s a good chance the knicks will trade half their roster the day before that game making any new players inelegible to play. awesome, just awesome…(if you have to trade why not do it today?!!)
Feb.12 at 7:35 pm
O.R Paperstacks says:
Aww man I clicked on this cause I though I read anyone want some kicks…..
Feb.12 at 8:05 pm
VeNoMBoY8593 says:
the knicks need to ship out curry…he’s a huge softee, and they need to get ma BOY Ron Artest…hes a queens native..which will make him play harder(unlike steph)
Feb.12 at 8:53 pm
Dacre says:
I’ll take David Lee thats about it.
Feb.12 at 8:54 pm
Dacre says:
to daHiVE…look on the upside….they’ll probably get the win.
Feb.12 at 9:12 pm
hursty says:
fu*k the knicks. oh well. david lee can finally start. my name is not yellow
Feb.12 at 11:28 pm
jose says:
blount and smush for curry
Feb.13 at 12:12 am
Dacre says:
tenorca….for word of the week…
“YOUTHIER” ??? WHat?!?
Feb.13 at 1:50 am
tenorca says:
Dacre: check that Marbury video. Clarity will ensue.
Feb.13 at 3:10 am
Blinguo says:
People that would kill: for the lack of “mustard on that pass” and have already played on the Knicks, Latrell Spreewell. Comeback.
Feb.13 at 4:37 am
pjsmooth says:
That Ray Lewis quote was not funny at all.
Feb.13 at 9:38 am
Jukai says:
Shaq for Z-Bo!
Feb.13 at 3:39 pm
daniel says:
only thing left to do for the knicks is trade for ron artest. Turn the team into “The Real World: new york knicks version”, the show where the contests don’t matter and theres plenty of drama!
Feb.13 at 3:39 pm
daniel says:
and parties!
Feb.14 at 10:29 pm
Some Guy says:
You can trade those guys for a couple of bags of peanuts. Then you can feed the elephants when the circus comes to the Garden.