Too many of today’s players lack a memorable tag. We at SLAM find this unacceptable; now we’re doing something about it. Each month, we bring you a player whose skills demand something more memorable than a shortened version of their name—and that’s where you come in.

This month, your subject is Sean Williams. He’s new to the League, sure, but his crazy athleticism and intoxicating back story have made him one of the more compelling players of this season so far. This certainly calls for giving the young man a nickname. Whoever comes up with the best nickname will be blessed with a dope prize from our vault and get their name in Trash Talk next month.