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Tuesday, January 29th, 2008  |  60 Comments

Even Eva Knows Tony Flops


If Eva Longoria can see that Tony Parker and his teammates are floppers, why can’t the refs?

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60 Responses to “Even Eva Knows Tony Flops”

Jan.29 at 11:01 am

BETCATS says:
flip flop rocks

Jan.29 at 11:06 am

white hot eboy says:
When you’re a second tier point guard, you have to do that type of sh*t. But he is talented. And a multiple champion. But he is still limited.

Jan.29 at 11:07 am

Bryan says:
Very limited.

Jan.29 at 11:08 am

Sesa says:
The whole NBA flops, but right now the Spurs players are flopping around in a boring kind of way.
If you see Oberto, you’ll know what I mean.

Jan.29 at 11:11 am

Russ Bengtson says:
Flopping is the whole reason I’m not into the Spurs. It’s not because they’re boring, or because I wish Eva Longoria would slip into a sewer grate, or because every time I see coach Popovich I get an overwhelming urge to go buy spackle. It’s the flopping, stupid.

Jan.29 at 11:12 am

Myles Brown says:
And the whining.

Jan.29 at 11:13 am

Keith says:
Why all the hatred of Eva, Russ?

Jan.29 at 11:16 am

riggs says:
its because she cheated on carlos with the gardener, he hasnt forgave her since.

Jan.29 at 11:16 am

white hot eboy says:
Eva is pure garbage. She looks like a skelatal howler monkey without makeup so there’s that and the fact she layed down with Slater from Saved By the Bell is another reason to push her through that sewer grate Russ mentioned.

Jan.29 at 11:17 am

Ryan Jones says:
The important part of this story: Eva’s new movie looks terrific.

Jan.29 at 11:17 am

Ryan Jones says:
eboy! you lost your orange!

Jan.29 at 11:20 am

Russ Bengtson says:
Eva’s new movie would be terrific if she were really a ghost.

Jan.29 at 11:22 am

Bryan says:
Haha Harsh.

Jan.29 at 11:25 am

Keith says:
Yeah, I must admit that the ‘Slater’ thing does tarnish her rep. Could have been worse though. It could have been Mr Belding.and Screech.

Jan.29 at 11:28 am

white hot eboy says:
I’d have given her a little credit if she had a quadrupo with Tiffany Amber Thiesen, Elizabeth Berkley and Lark Vorhees (I think that was her name)

Jan.29 at 11:37 am

mat smith says:
I agree with russ, spurs really frustrate me, plus the whole horry/nash debacle last year was handled SO badly, its not like diaw and amare even really went on the court, no punches were thrown, and yeah I am still bitter….

Jan.29 at 11:42 am

Russ Bengtson says:
Oh God, PLEASE don’t bring that back up again.

Jan.29 at 11:45 am

white hot eboy says:
I’m still bitter that the Bulls lost 4 straight series to the Pistons in the late 80’s. Am I wrong for that?

Jan.29 at 11:46 am

Keith says:
Rules are rules mat. Amare and Diaw left the becnh and went on the court. Whether they were right or not in why they did it, it doesn’t matter. Rules is rules.

Jan.29 at 11:47 am

Bryan says:
I’m still bitter about Jo Jo English starting a fight with Derek Harper and getting all the Knicks suspended. But I’ll never forget the fat lady in the stands getting a player thrown at her.

Jan.29 at 11:52 am

white hot eboy says:
I’m still bitter that C-Webb called the eroneous timeout that caused the Fab Five a title. Is that unforgivable. And since I mentioned it, unless someone else knows about it, go NOW to Youtube, search for “Unforgivable” the videos (black and white)to the guy and his stories. If he is not a hero to the SLAM fam for his absurdity, I don’t know who is. Check it NOW, believe me, you will laugh your a*ses off.

Jan.29 at 11:55 am

Bryan says:
I’ve seen those videos , not very impressed.I’m watching Morrissey videos at the moment.

Jan.29 at 11:58 am

white hot eboy says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs Holly, if you could.

Jan.29 at 11:58 am

white hot eboy says:
Shia, you just don’t like him because he is putting Chick Fil A over.

Jan.29 at 12:13 pm

Bryan says:
Chick Fil A sucks.

Jan.29 at 12:16 pm

white hot eboy says:
Loser. If you hate Chick Fil A you are not an American. I believe you and Tony Parker could make do with a Royale with cheese in France.

Jan.29 at 12:34 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
Chick Fil-A is awesome. Gimme one of those and an In N Out in NYC, and all would be right in the world. Well, more right.

Jan.29 at 12:38 pm

H to the izzo says:
Morrisey sucks

Jan.29 at 12:40 pm

white hot eboy says:
LOL at Izzo. Izzo, is there a Chick Fil A in your part of the world or is this something we need to explain like chicken and waffles?

Jan.29 at 12:43 pm

H to the izzo says:
You need to explain that,Chicken and waffles still excites me.

Jan.29 at 12:46 pm

white hot eboy says:
Chick Fil A is perhaps the greatest chicken product sold in American fast food restauraunts. Their chicken sandwich is on par with fantastic ******** that leads to a fantastic *******. It is simply the sh*t, in the best possible way.

Jan.29 at 12:49 pm

Bryan says:
Morrissey is awesome Izzo. You like ghey sh*t.

Jan.29 at 12:49 pm

white hot eboy says:
And Russ to bandwagon you a little bit, I wish every day that South Florida had a White Castle, even one. I feel so privelaged to finally have a Chipotle within a few miles of my house now after I read about it here on the site. Two things I miss most about living in Jersey, White Castle and great pizza.

Jan.29 at 12:50 pm

white hot eboy says:
Morrisey is the most overated, whiny bit*h to ever step up to a microphone.

Jan.29 at 12:50 pm

H to the izzo says:
Bryan:My pretnetious-f*ck-ometer just goes through the roof when his music comes on.

Jan.29 at 12:50 pm

white hot eboy says:
Morrisey is the musical equivalant of Tony Parker.

Jan.29 at 12:51 pm

H to the izzo says:
pretentious*

Jan.29 at 12:52 pm

Bryan says:
Haters.

Jan.29 at 12:52 pm

white hot eboy says:
Intelligent haters but haters all the same.

Jan.29 at 12:53 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
There used to be a combination White Castle/Church’s Fried Chicken right up the block. It’s gone now, and I don’t know where the closest one is anymore. Shame.

Jan.29 at 12:55 pm

white hot eboy says:
Damn. Church’s is nice so is Popeyes.

Jan.29 at 1:00 pm

Bryan says:
I don’t like any of them chick fil a makes me sick.

Jan.29 at 1:01 pm

white hot eboy says:
Weak stomached woman.

Jan.29 at 1:17 pm

Bryan says:
f*ck you.

Jan.29 at 1:26 pm

white hot eboy says:
Thanks buddy.

Jan.29 at 1:32 pm

Dallas J says:
I don’t agree with eboy alot. but he’s on point about everything discussed in this thread. Gimme a #1, 8pc nugget, and a Diet Coke por favor.

Jan.29 at 1:37 pm

white hot eboy says:
Thanks, Dallas J, I guess. I like a #1 with cheese, a 4 piece strip and a large Coke if we’re submitting orders.

Jan.29 at 1:37 pm

white hot eboy says:
Oh yeah and I need some buffalo and ranch sauce too.

Jan.29 at 2:02 pm

Jared says:
Man, I’ve never had Chick Fil A…or Cracker Barrel, or Hardees…it’s bushleague…or sonic…where the f*ck in the world is there a sonic???

Jan.29 at 2:04 pm

Rubens says:
‘Honey, I have to stay on the ground sometimes.’ I can picture Tony saying that with a thick french accent like that dude from Talladega Nights…

Jan.29 at 2:06 pm

Bryan says:
I love sonic.

Jan.29 at 2:17 pm

white hot eboy says:
Sonic’s drink choices are fantastic. Their food….not so much. Hardees has good sh*t, too.

Jan.29 at 2:34 pm

Captain America says:
Funny, Eva flops for Captain America

Jan.29 at 3:04 pm

t.dot dude says:
does he flop in bed

Jan.29 at 5:34 pm

Tommy Patron says:
All these fast food and chain restaurant references, such discriminating palates.

Jan.29 at 5:57 pm

albie1kenobi says:
chick-fil-a is the sh!t. i never like chicken sandwiches, but i was a convert after i had one. now my order goes like:
2 chicken sandwiches and a large ice tea. screw the “fries”, and the ice tea is heavenly.
too bad the west coast doesn’t have a chick-fil-a. but the east doesn’t have in-n-out so i supose it’s fair.

Jan.29 at 6:36 pm

rav says:
she was on british tv the other night sat on the presenters lap at one point… she seems like a complete pain in the backside and no doubt he’s had the ‘learn when to shut the f**k up’ conversation with her many a time, yet she seems to find it funny to embarrass him…

Jan.29 at 8:23 pm

whitechocolate says:
greg pop a zit

Jan.29 at 8:40 pm

Holly MacKenzie says:
I’ve never experienced white castle, in-n-out or chick-fil-a. Am I really missing out?

Jan.29 at 9:54 pm

white hot eboy says:
YES HOLLY!!! YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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