Bill Walton, Master Politician
The big redhead is runnng Oregon Senator Rick Metsger’s campaign to become Secretary of State.
(Thanks to reader Paniscus for the jarring email tip.)




Thursday, January 10th, 2008 | 13 Comments
Bill Walton, Master Politician
The big redhead is runnng Oregon Senator Rick Metsger’s campaign to become Secretary of State.
(Thanks to reader Paniscus for the jarring email tip.)
13 Responses to “Bill Walton, Master Politician”
Jan.10 at 11:07 am
Krayzie Bone says:
Walton is verbose, but I don’t think that he actually has any office skills, the type of skills he would need to run something. I have a feeling he’ll be a figure head to attract attention to the campaign, while someone else does the legwork.
Jan.10 at 11:11 am
Keith says:
“I mean, I’m 6-foot-11, I’ve got red hair, freckles, I’m a goofy, nerdy-looking guy, I’ve got a speech impediment-I stutter and stammer all the time-and I’m a Deadhead.” - a wise choice Rick Metsger.
Jan.10 at 11:18 am
Ryan Jones says:
And Bill Walton is… Oprah Winfrey.
Jan.10 at 11:19 am
Tarzan Cooper says:
plus he did a ton of acid
Jan.10 at 11:43 am
d.Y. says:
Please write all the speeches Bill. Don’t worry about an editor, just write whatever’s in your head.
Jan.10 at 11:52 am
maio says:
Why do so many hippies and baby-boomers turn into politicians? Another, contemporary way to skip work?
Jan.10 at 1:29 pm
SMK says:
Vote it DOWN, big man!
Jan.10 at 1:44 pm
bouncyman says:
I don’t know the validity of it, but I heard that Bill Walton is actually the president of NBA TV, which is pretty impressive
Jan.10 at 2:11 pm
Kadavour says:
lmao @ “just another way to skip work”. If Reagan’s reign was 15 years earlier, Luke would be a crack baby.
Jan.10 at 2:13 pm
jbn74sb says:
Nobody knows it, but Walton is a smart and cool dude. Plus he’s got a tiny Asian wife, which is always nice.
Jan.10 at 7:00 pm
John E. Sanford says:
Bill Walton is the man. Insane man, but the man nonetheless.
Jan.10 at 8:48 pm
Chris O says:
Taking my cue from SMK: “Take it to the voting wicket with two hands, voters!” “Terrible decision, Marv. That guy just voted republican.” “Democracy is the greatest thing in the history of western civilization.” “That politician is the greatest orator in any city, state, electoral district or for that matter in this universe.”
Jan.11 at 12:18 am
Mr. Bob Dobolina says:
Let ‘em hate, Bill.