Monday, November 5th, 2007 | 32 Comments
D-Wade Can’t Return Soon Enough
Taking into account the less-than-inspiring end to last year’s regular season, the Playoff sweep at the hands of the Bulls (Russ, stand up!), the winless preseason, and the ominous 0-3 start to the regular season, the Miami Heat have lost SIXTEEN straight ballgames. Stunning.
(Flash to the rescue: Wade has been cleared by the doctors to return to action.)
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32 Responses to “D-Wade Can’t Return Soon Enough”
Nov.5 at 1:06 pm
Bryan says:
Hopefully Wade will open up the floor for Shaq and make the game a little easier for him.
Nov.5 at 1:11 pm
white hot eboy says:
Another week, another sh*tty Heat story. Mutoni for Prime Minister.
Nov.5 at 1:22 pm
Myles Brown says:
Hopefully Wade will open up the door for Shaq and make it a little easier for him. To leave.
Nov.5 at 1:24 pm
Bryan says:
Hater.
Nov.5 at 1:25 pm
white hot eboy says:
Compliments are always welcomed, Myles. Myself, the rest of the country’s Heat fans and the organization thank you and Mutoni for your kind words.
Nov.5 at 1:25 pm
Jared says:
hey SLAM…what happened to Dorrell Wright? Weren’t you guys sipping his man juice a few years ago…next lbj??? something along those lines…yea, it happened…
Nov.5 at 1:31 pm
white hot eboy says:
man juice.
Nov.5 at 1:50 pm
Gumdrop says:
Shaq’s man juice has been chryogenically frozen for future generations, it’s the only logically explanation to his games whereabouts.
Nov.5 at 1:58 pm
Gumdrop says:
*game’s whereabouts
Nov.5 at 2:29 pm
JAMS says:
on an unrelated topic…Lang bring back a million to 1, that would go well with the links again with all these comments etc DO IT. please.
Nov.5 at 2:35 pm
Chris O says:
Is Wade bringing back a time machine with 2002 Shaq in it? That’d help.
Nov.5 at 2:38 pm
jawn says:
wade needs to get out of the announcers booth and back on the court. REAL TALK. but those new ugly kicks to work ya dig! seriously what do the heat have. this might sound dumb, but their season was was kinda dunsky after they got rid of kapono. He really could have helped this team. The heat have nothing.
Nov.5 at 2:48 pm
Tarzan Cooper says:
it will be fun to watch the heat and cavs struggle all year. if they make the playoffs, it will be by the slimmest margin.
Nov.5 at 3:00 pm
white hot eboy says:
jawn’s comment may have been the most poorly worded post ever written in the history of the site. I think it was meant to call out D-Wade but from what I gathered, yawn….I mean jawn thinks Wade is a broadcaster, has ugly shoes and the Heat are dunsky. I should be given a tribute for actually deciphering it.
Nov.5 at 3:09 pm
Motjopi aka Slix says:
its only a matter of time before WAde sets back in and lik he always does in that he always gets to prove that he is in most cases the real FLASH by definition .wait for tha flash and don say i didnt WARN YOU!!!!!!!!
White hot eboy or somethin of the sought should just work on his EGO!
Nov.5 at 3:13 pm
white hot eboy says:
Motjopi, which one should work on the ego, white hot eboy or something of the sort?
Nov.5 at 3:24 pm
Tarzan Cooper says:
wow, we need a translator today.
Nov.5 at 3:40 pm
Bryant Reeves says:
white hot eboy - relax. You must be wound tight because the Heat suck donkey nuts this season, but you really need to take it easy. I used to enjoy reading your posts, but you’re quickly becoming the next Chuckaz.
Nov.5 at 3:44 pm
Mo Daddy says:
ehh its sad watching my favorite player suffer like this…shaq is nothing but a shell of his former self.
Nov.5 at 3:48 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
mutoni, I only wish I could revel over the (limited) glory of last season. Funny how you forget about that kind of stuff when your team is 0-3.
Nov.5 at 4:01 pm
white hot eboy says:
Thank you Bryant, because as your screen name conveys, your opinion, as Big Country’s game used to be, is terrible.
Nov.5 at 4:09 pm
white hot eboy says:
Oh, and Bryant, my snide remarks are usually in joking context (like the one in this post directed at Mutoni for posting another crappy Heat story)so relax. It’s all in fun.
Nov.5 at 4:53 pm
BETCATS says:
get well soon dwanye
Nov.5 at 5:10 pm
Captain America says:
Okay, Buckets, prepare to ride the pine.
Nov.5 at 5:38 pm
Bryant Reeves says:
WHE - I was talking about your responses to Jawn and Motjopi. Everyone who visits the site is familiar with your style, it just seems that lately you’ve been more pissy than normal.
Also, I kicked serious A$$ in college.
Nov.5 at 5:40 pm
white hot eboy says:
Well, the Heat do suck, so maybe I am extra pricky. And you were no Ralph Sampson.
Nov.5 at 7:49 pm
jbn74sb says:
eboy - Our respective fortunes have reversed a bit since this time a week ago. Unfortunately (for me), I do not expect these trends to continue.
Nov.6 at 12:47 am
Jose says:
[{Haslem+Williams}+(Shaq+Davis)]+Wade=comeback
Nov.6 at 3:12 am
Russ Bengtson says:
I hear Rony Seikaly is tanned, rested and ready.
Nov.6 at 11:48 am
Jared says:
how about bimbo coles?
Nov.6 at 3:55 pm
Gumdrop says:
Make sure you follow BEDMAS when you’re deciphering that equation Jose.
Nov.7 at 2:49 pm
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