Coach Dennis?
Until the NBA does the smart thing, and puts him in the Hall of Fame, Dennis Rodman is apparently going to do his best to keep his name in the news. No, he’s not cross-dressing, dating a trashy celeb, or promoting another poorly written book. Instead, Dennis the Menace wants to coach a WNBA team. From the AJC:
“I love the city of Atlanta,” Rodman said through a spokesman, adding that he’s spent a lot of time here recently. “… Atlanta would be the ideal situation, starting from scratch.”
Party pooper Ron Terwilliger, also known as the owner of Atlanta’s new WNBA franchise, isn’t exactly enthused about the idea.
“We need someone who knows the league, knows how it works, knows the players and knows the college talent coming up,” Terwilliger said. “And we’d prefer to have a women’s coach since it’s a women’s league.”
Um, mr. Terwilliger, have you ever seen Dennis in drag? Hell, I’ll bet he could pass for a woman better than some of the players in your League … uh, never mind.
27 Responses to “Coach Dennis?”
Nov.12 at 2:35 pm
Kadavour says:
lmfao. The Worm coaching a women’s team???
Nov.12 at 2:37 pm
white hot eboy says:
Imagine if he coached the Hawks instead?
Nov.12 at 2:40 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
I can’t think of any joke that would be funnier than the actual scenario. Who’s LESS likely than Rodman to be selected to coach a women’s team? Shawn Kemp? Isiah Thomas? Don Imus?
Nov.12 at 4:45 pm
Aidan says:
Rodman? HOF? Really? I would pay money to see him coach, never mind paying money to watch the WNBA
Nov.12 at 4:52 pm
Candice says:
No thanks. Besides, that job has Teresa Edwards’ name all over it.
Nov.12 at 4:53 pm
Co Co says:
That next to last line was not nice Mutoni.
Nov.12 at 4:57 pm
Captain America says:
I could tell Dennis was coaching material when he started wearing his nose ring.
Nov.12 at 4:58 pm
Captain America says:
Love him or hate him, he does belong in the Hall.
Nov.12 at 5:21 pm
Chris O says:
“And we’d prefer to have a women’s coach since it’s a women’s league” Isn’t that discrimination?
Nov.12 at 5:26 pm
Captain America says:
Can Pamela Anderson play ball?
Nov.12 at 5:36 pm
Blue says:
She can definitely play with them…
Nov.12 at 5:44 pm
Kiyan says:
I actually think that given the roster, he would be a perfect fit for the Knicks!
Nov.12 at 6:10 pm
Goody says:
He can be the mascot…
Nov.12 at 6:15 pm
Goody says:
Check it out babies….
http://sports.espn.go.com/wnba/news/story?id=3104918
Nov.12 at 6:47 pm
Kevin says:
haha.. i just imagined him coaching the knicks for a second..
Nov.12 at 7:08 pm
BETCATS says:
better than Sam Vincet thats for sure
Nov.12 at 7:41 pm
Drew says:
Actually, the NBA doesn’t pick who goes into the Hall of Fame. That is why so many NBA players get passed over for a guy who had a good year in international hoops once. It is bogus. The NBA needs to set up its own hall of fame.
Nov.12 at 10:40 pm
Ben Osborne says:
Bulls Day on the SLAM Wire!
Nov.12 at 11:10 pm
Gumdrop says:
I can’t think of anyone one who would be a better role model or more respectful of those young women than coach Dennis.
Nov.13 at 12:10 am
Jukai says:
haha, god.. that last line!
Nov.13 at 12:38 am
TC says:
Mutoni = suspect?
Nov.13 at 11:28 am
hoop says:
That last line was not necessary. How ’bout ya’ll stick with letting Goody write all the WNBA stuff. The rest of you have a hard time figuring out what is an appropriate WNBA joke and what is just downright hurtful…
Nov.13 at 12:17 pm
riggs says:
Word hoop they seem to forget about how good candace dupree looks
Nov.13 at 5:26 pm
Tarzan Cooper says:
z
Nov.13 at 7:03 pm
big D says:
is there still someone that cares about Rodmans latest pathetic grab for publcity ? I be the owner guy had a good laugh about that one with his buddies…
Nov.14 at 2:17 am
LAN says:
lol he’d sleep with all of the players
Nov.14 at 7:29 am
BillCartwright says:
I had more moves than Dennis