Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 | 19 Comments
Pat Riley Is Strange
The Heat coach opened up training camp practice at midnight and didn’t end it until 2:30 in the morning. That’s a little inconsiderate of him when you think of all the senior citizens on the team.
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19 Responses to “Pat Riley Is Strange”
Oct.3 at 11:40 am
Bryan says:
Pat Riley is a dictator.F*ck him.
Oct.3 at 11:49 am
Rubens says:
man, my college team really needed a coach like ryles
Oct.3 at 11:52 am
white hot eboy says:
“It is not a game, people”. I’ve been trying to tell you guys, that bullsh*t from last year ain’t happening again.
Oct.3 at 11:52 am
Reggie Evans says:
Smush Parker was not on the same page? Noooooo.
Oct.3 at 11:55 am
Hoop Dreamz says:
Man, when I was in h.s. and college, I couldn’t WAIT for practice to start, and i could never sleep the night before. I woulda loved to have practice that night… I’m nuts though
Oct.3 at 12:01 pm
INGE says:
Pat definitely needed to be on The Sopranos
straight gangsta sh*t
Oct.3 at 12:25 pm
Co Co says:
Isn’t midnight the time life starts on South Beach anyway?
Oct.3 at 12:28 pm
white hot eboy says:
Closer to 2:00a, Co Co.
Oct.3 at 12:31 pm
Co Co says:
Well they’ll be fine then!
Oct.3 at 12:46 pm
Cheryl says:
yes Co Co, yes they will.
Oct.3 at 12:54 pm
d.Y. says:
um. it is a game eboy. really.
Oct.3 at 1:47 pm
Keith says:
I’d like Atoine Walker to have his own blog one day… “Today I shot 300 three pointers in practice. I’m getting them near the rim now so practice is paying off. Later on I’ll go eat some cake.”
Oct.3 at 2:30 pm
Bryan says:
Best Antoine line ever “why do you shoot so many threes?” ’cause there aren’t any fours’…Classic and no matter what he has done since and will continue to do that cemented him as one of my favorites.I like pretty much everyone in that 96 draft class.Except Peja cause he’s a b*tch.
Oct.3 at 2:33 pm
white hot eboy says:
Bryan hates European NBA forwards.
Oct.3 at 2:36 pm
Hoop Dreamz says:
LO-f*in-L @ Keith
Oct.3 at 2:51 pm
jbn74sb says:
Say what you want about Smush, but he was never physically out of shape. I guess I didn’t realize that there were mental and emotional components to the conditioning test. F-ckin’ Riley…
Oct.3 at 3:20 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Midnight Madness? The Heat might have a shot this year if they get to play in the Big East or the SEC. (They don’t want it with the ACC.)
Oct.3 at 3:26 pm
Rubens says:
well russ, it would bring employee number 8 closer to the rim…
Oct.3 at 3:40 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
I’d love to see ‘Toine go all Private Pyle on Riles this year. I can see it now–Dwyane Wade dragging him through running drills, ‘Toine talking to a basketball on the bench, dramatically increasing his three-point percentage through the month of February, and then snapping and blowing Riley away in the middle of the locker room right before the start of the playoffs.