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Golden State Warriors Season Preview

Captain Stephen Jackson, Baron’s book club. What’s next?

By BETCATS

For the rest of our season previews, go here.

I won the rights to this by running my mouth, so with this preview that is all I am gonna do. Run my mouth about the team that is NOT the Run TMC Warriors that made small children happy, cured cancer, and brought the messiah of basketball and gay haters to Oakland. The Warriors of today are a far cry from that. First let’s all reminisce about last year.

Golden State had their run and gun style, and had their moments throughout the year with new old coach Don Nelson replacing as good as dead Tim Montgomery to lead the team through its ups and downs. Nelson then decided to trade away half the roster to get Stephen Jackson, Weird Al Harrington, Sarunas Jasikevicius (who just opted out) and forward Josh Powell (who should have stayed at NC State for more than a year). They then went on to make the 8th seed, creating the ‘We Belive’ Slogan and UPSETTING THE WORLD (and Dallas) to advance to play and get destroyed by the Utah Jazzy Fizzles. This year Baron Davis looks like he is on the way to another great year, but starting a book club? I mean sure B-Diddy can shoot the rock and give enough dimes to feed all the homeless people in California for a year, but he gets hurt more than his old knees can afford and is starting to give glimpses of becoming the next Nick Van Exel with all the mileage he’s put on those knees.

Kelenna Azubuike is by far the most entertaining player on that team. I guarantee that he will put fans in the seats and forget that Jason Richardson is gone off to BETLand. Marco Belinelli is the dark horse on that team. He is a lights out shooter and those Euro boys can sure shoot, look at Dirk, that’s Marco Belinelli 3000 right their, so to Nellie: PLAY HIM, OR LOSE GAMES. Stephen Jackson isn’t the same player he was when he got in that infamous brawl way back when. But he did get that new ink over the summer (praying guns, and they say Deshawn Stevenson has bad taste), which scared Don Nelson enough into promoting him and former Philly bench warmer Matt Barnes with captain badges for their heroics in last years playoffs. What do those mean? They mean about as much as Shaq’s cop badge.

The team is still Baron’s and will be until B-Diddy can’t do it no more so have fun with those irrelevant C’s fellas. In other news, Andris Biedrins IS A BEAST. WATCH OUT FOR HIM OR HE WILL SEND YOUR SHOT ON A EURO TRIP. Mickeal Pietrus is also being slept on and had an unhappy summer, but that Frenchman will throw it down like Napoleon Bonaparte on your @SS so don’t leave him a lane open.

Newcomers are headed by Brandan Wright,whom Michael Jordan drafted but traded to get J-Rich. When seeing Brandon play at UNC two things came to my mind
1. Mr. Stretch is real?
2. I need to donate to UNICEF A.S.A.P - Save Africa!!!

Brandon- gain some weight and you and those vines you use for arms will be just fine.

Other new fellas are Austin ‘Awesome’ Croshere, Troy Hudson, Steven ‘Lamb chop’ Lasme, and Kosta Petrovic. Besides Awesome Croshere (who can rebound pretty good for a white hot eboy), that is an unproductive bunch that should get as many combined minutes as Troy Hudson sold rap albums.

Anyway this season i predict they win 40 - 42 games and get 3rd in their division. That’s either the 8th, 9th, or 10th seed. So to all you Warriors fans, sorry you didn’t get to write this. Blah Blah Blah, I should have wrote the Bobcats preview. EBOY, KEN, SAM THE MAN, AND EVERYBODY ELSE HOORAY FOR ME MR. 100,000! Please comment below.

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135 Responses to “Golden State Warriors Season Preview”

Oct.25 at 12:30 pm

Sam Rubenstein says:
FIRST! HAHAHA! Nice work!

Oct.25 at 12:34 pm

white hot eboy says:
BETCATS, I really, really like this fuc*ing thing. And the shout outs, too!! Nice work, man. I like Belinelli 3000 too. If we are all around for the 1,000,000th comment, I hope you get that one too.

Oct.25 at 12:41 pm

Keith says:
My tiny English bowler hat goes off to you sir. Good job BETcats.

Oct.25 at 12:41 pm

H to the izzo says:
Good stuff,don’t know what else to say though

Oct.25 at 12:43 pm

white hot eboy says:
You know, there are alot of entertaing SLAM readers that when put in the postion to actually write real thoughts and such, do a great, great job. Thanks to the SLAM guys for allowing some of us entrance into their world periodically.

Oct.25 at 12:45 pm

H to the izzo says:
I have to second that Eboy

Oct.25 at 12:47 pm

Hisham says:
Yeah BET, nice job. Who knew that running your mouth would make for such an entertaining preview! Now go make a Pacers preview too

Oct.25 at 12:48 pm

Hisham says:
Haha eboy just patted himself on the back bigtime

Oct.25 at 12:48 pm

Jake Appleman says:
“he rebounds pretty good for a white hot eboy” - nice.

Oct.25 at 12:48 pm

H to the izzo says:
The Pacers preview wasn’t that bad was it?

Oct.25 at 12:49 pm

Hisham says:
BETCATS has a little bit of Omar in him (nh)

Oct.25 at 12:52 pm

white hot eboy says:
Actually, Hisham, I was referring more to BET, Cheryl, Izzo, and Myles. I’m here all the time, so I feel like I’m one with this site in some Neo-type of way. Or maybe Morpheus, since I’m old.

Oct.25 at 12:54 pm

Hisham says:
hey what’d izzo write? did i miss something? was it good? was it a new Pacers preview?

Oct.25 at 12:56 pm

Hisham says:
and you know i was kidding about the patting on the back

Oct.25 at 12:56 pm

Hisham says:
so how about those warriors?

Oct.25 at 12:57 pm

Hisham says:
are we at 200,000 yet?

Oct.25 at 12:57 pm

white hot eboy says:
Izzo wrote for the SLAM newsletter a couple of weeks ago. About Dirk. And it was good. Weird how Dirk is on his fantasy team as well.

Oct.25 at 12:58 pm

Hisham says:
Good for you Izzo!

Oct.25 at 12:59 pm

H to the izzo says:
I knew nobody saw that thing.And Eboy confirm the trade please

Oct.25 at 12:59 pm

Jared says:
ummm…anybody…Mike Montgomery? Good write-up tho

Oct.25 at 1:02 pm

Hisham says:
Izzo, it’s not like nobody’s interested. I didn’t even know about a newsletter. I’d like to read it. Post it on your blog?

Oct.25 at 1:02 pm

white hot eboy says:
Izzo, I don’t see anywhere to confirm the trade.

Oct.25 at 1:13 pm

H to the izzo says:
Hisham:I’ll post it in a few minutes

Oct.25 at 1:18 pm

Captain America says:
‘Cat, along with the Suns, the Warriors are the most entertaining brand of b-ball. It will be fun to watch Suns v. Warriors to see which team will run the other to death.

Oct.25 at 1:20 pm

Cheryl says:
Wow, BETCATS, I loved this preview. And the cartoon SJax was funny. I think you got it right with this team. They’ve got a nice talented group but it all revolves around BDiddy and his fragile knees. If he can hold up, they’ll be in the playoffs, scaring the crap out of opponents again. Great for them, and great for us fans who love Nelly-Ball!!

Oct.25 at 1:21 pm

Gilbert0 says:
so jared, you are saying that the ex warriors coach isnt a disgraced former olympic star?

Oct.25 at 1:23 pm

Myung says:
Entertaining, BET. Props for being Mr. 100,000 and for writing something that was 100,000 better than the Pacers preview (you know, the team that traded all its “thugs” for all the “white boys” that used to play for this very Warriors tema). I can’t wait for the Hawks preview…

Oct.25 at 1:33 pm

Sko says:
on the writing tip, yeah. Linkstigators,Inc. is one of the more entertaining and insightful, at times, net crews around. I was exchanging preseason pics with my boy in London –shouts to Steve Noble, you’re probably not reading this, and he hit me with a list but I was compelled to break down almost every team in the league.
It was y’alls fault.

Oct.25 at 1:34 pm

Sko says:
or, in brief, Linsktigators are talented.

Oct.25 at 1:37 pm

ALX8725 says:
Baron is in contract year, same with Pietrus/Barnes/Kelena/etc. They will have almost half a season together now under Nellie. Warriors will make some noise!!!

Oct.25 at 1:43 pm

Jared says:
yes Gil…unfortunately, that is what i’m saying…although…weirder things have happened

Oct.25 at 1:47 pm

Hisham says:
Izzo, liked the piece and left a comment

Oct.25 at 1:48 pm

jbn74sb says:
1. BETCATS - Nice work, man. You did a good job. However, I would still like to see the unedited version. Make it happen, Sam.
2. Eboy pats himself frequently in locations other than his back.

Oct.25 at 1:58 pm

DubsGonDoIt says:
Entertaining preview BETcats! I think the Warriors will finish second in their division behind the Suns & probably finish somewhere around 44-40. Don’t sleep on B.Diddy this year, if he can keep his minutes down (don’t laugh) he might be able to play 60+ games. Again great job!

Oct.25 at 2:00 pm

Hisham says:
Warriors are as big an enigma as any team in the league.. the safe thing to think is they’ll indeed be about as good as last year, sans the big playoff upset

Oct.25 at 2:02 pm

Hisham says:
finish somewhere around 44-40? i hope both numbers stand for wins, because if they don’t: back to math class

Oct.25 at 2:11 pm

THA BOSS says:
You lost me at “Tim Montgomery”

Oct.25 at 2:12 pm

Co Co says:
Good for you BETcat. Myung, you may just have to settle for my Hawks preview because Lang is slacking!

Oct.25 at 2:13 pm

Rasheedionics says:
If those Euro boys can shoot what happened to Sarunas Jasikevicius??? If you’re an internation player to survive in NBA you need to either be 7 feet tall and shoot 3’s (Dirk, Okur, Bargnani) or you need to be able to play defense (Ginobilli, Diaw, Gasol, Kirelenko)… Belinelli is not either of those 2 things… He’s more like Gordan Giricek 3000….

Oct.25 at 2:14 pm

Rasheedionics says:
But nice preview tho!

Oct.25 at 2:22 pm

Rubens says:
if jackson can be a captain, anyone can!

Oct.25 at 2:32 pm

Myung says:
I look forward to it, Co Co. I had the honoring of doing the Hawks preview for both the 2004 and 2005 seasons (back when SLAMonline was updated once a day), but it’s always good to hear from other Hawks fans. Do us, proud. I know you’ll do a great job on it, Co Co!

Oct.25 at 2:33 pm

Myung says:
honor* (oops)

Oct.25 at 2:33 pm

Holly MacKenzie says:
thanks for entertaining me, BETCATS. Austin “Awesome” Croshere makes me laugh. As did the piece about Brandon Wright. Good stuff!

Oct.25 at 2:39 pm

Co Co says:
Its on my page. Enjoy.

Oct.25 at 2:45 pm

BETCATS says:
thanks to all and to all a good night, but Hishman i said they would be 40-42 but whatever

Oct.25 at 2:59 pm

Myung says:
Entertaining read, Co Co. I can’t say I agree with it all, but it was well written and informative. We don’t see eye to eye on everything, but in the end, we have something in common: we love our Hawks. Take care.

Oct.25 at 3:48 pm

VZA says:
That was TERRIBLE!! How is Azubuke theter the most entertaining player on the team??? No mention of MONTA ELLIS??? Mickael Pietrus is slept on??? He gets called for at least 3 travels a game. He arguably has the lowest basketball IQ in the Association….I wish he was sleeping instead of playing for the Dubs BETkitten mos def aint from the Yay…. Yap, yap, yap……. Can a real Dub fan please write a review.

Oct.25 at 4:20 pm

CGuzzle says:
No mention of the reigning MIP, Monta “How does my junk taste Leandro Barbosa” Ellis? He’s good for a couple more wins. I’m thinking more like 50 for the Dubs.

Oct.25 at 4:21 pm

Tarzan Cooper says:
THAT WAS HORRIBLE. AZUBUIKE IS THE MOST ENTERTAINING ON THE TEAM?? FU(KING IDIOT!! SJACK? BARON? MARCO? OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE NOT UP TO SPEED, NELSON IS BENCHING THIS GUY CUZ THE LEAGUE IS TO FAST AND BIG FOR HIM NOW. THIS FU(KING SUCKED. I EXPECTED SO MUCH MORE FOR THE WARRIORS PREVIEW. MONTA ELLIS….MONTA ELLIS…………MONT

Oct.25 at 4:25 pm

Hoop Dreamz says:
About 4 or 5 years ago, a SLAM writer (can’t remember which one) wrote that Baron had told him his nickname is not B-Diddy, but B-Dizzle… But everyone on the website still refers to him as a bootleg, fried chicken-eatin’, 360-degree-dunkin Sean Combs… Get it right people!

Oct.25 at 4:28 pm

Hoop Dreamz says:
Good preview though BETCats… many of us slamonline readers may have assumed, since you voluntarily cheer for the Bobcats, that you are lacking intelligence. You have proven that idea false today Mr hunned grand… good job

Oct.25 at 4:30 pm

BETCATS says:
Hey Tarzan first learn to spell your profanity
second have fun playing FANTASY basketball, you obviously dont get out much
Third- Marco can shoot look it up, and yes i know he is getting bench hence the PLAY HIM OR LOOSE GAMES warining to neillie
Fourth dont hate cause i am mr. 100 000
fifth kiss my azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oct.25 at 4:30 pm

BETCATS says:
hoops thank you very much

Oct.25 at 4:39 pm

jbn74sb says:
PLAY HIM OR LOOSE GAMES.

Oct.25 at 4:42 pm

BETCATS says:
jbn i am proud to say this really wasnt edited

Oct.25 at 4:42 pm

BETCATS says:
loose = lose

Oct.25 at 4:43 pm

BETCATS says:
its still less stupid than zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oct.25 at 4:43 pm

jbn74sb says:
BETCATS - You did a good job. And there is zero chance that this thing is not edited. Zero.

Oct.25 at 4:44 pm

jbn74sb says:
Don’t worry about the vine swinger. All he does all day is roll blunts and play fantasy basketball. Which is still better than Shia’s posting of 642 bulletins.

Oct.25 at 4:45 pm

BETCATS says:
let sam tell you, it really wasnt edited, i wrote it as one big block so all he had to do was press enter every so often to make ‘paragraphs’

Oct.25 at 4:48 pm

jbn74sb says:
I imagine you told all your friends about this? What do they think?

Oct.25 at 4:50 pm

BETCATS says:
well dre was impressed, quincy was shocked i could turn on a computer, and jr was amazed i knew how to write

Oct.25 at 4:51 pm

BETCATS says:
you know none of them but i thought using names may help clear things up

Oct.25 at 4:56 pm

BETCATS says:
so far thats all ive told

Oct.25 at 5:01 pm

jbn74sb says:
Apparently BETCATS’ friends are not too impressed with his intelligence. Personally, I think he is secretly bright.
BTW - How old are you?

Oct.25 at 5:04 pm

BETCATS says:
right now 27

Oct.25 at 5:06 pm

jbn74sb says:
STFU.

Oct.25 at 5:06 pm

BETCATS says:
80’s baby

Oct.25 at 5:09 pm

Chris O says:
Loved the Weird Al Harrington thing. The rest of the preview was good too. Well done my man. I’m glad dre and quincy got to read it. Whatup guys!

Oct.25 at 5:10 pm

Chris O says:
and yeah, i’m talking like I know them when I don’t.

Oct.25 at 5:10 pm

BETCATS says:
who the f*ck are you?

Oct.25 at 5:14 pm

Sam Rubenstein says:
it’s true. Very little editing was involved other than small grammatical corrections here and there.

Oct.25 at 5:16 pm

BETCATS says:
told ya so bodie

Oct.25 at 5:22 pm

jbn74sb says:
In any event, nice work BETCATS.

Oct.25 at 5:24 pm

BETCATS says:
thanks thanks

Oct.25 at 5:26 pm

Kayce Online says:
this was actually well-written and entertaining at the same time.. great job, you should write more often and post them somewhere so your name can be in orange =)

Oct.25 at 5:28 pm

Kayce Online says:
PS. i’m a bit less optimistic than you are about the Warriors’ playoffs chances however.. and i think Monta Ellis is a smaller but just as curious looking version of Barbosa, which makes me want to see him continue to progress..

Oct.25 at 5:28 pm

BETCATS says:
i should shouldnt i

Oct.25 at 5:29 pm

BETCATS says:
and i agree, but thought his injuries will keep him on the bench for most of the year

Oct.25 at 5:42 pm

Tarzan Cooper says:
betcats, you tard. i used a “(” in place of a “c”. i know marco can shoot but thats it, he is a giant defensive liability. if you would stay up to date on nba news, you would know that nelson is upset with him for sucking right now. later in the season he might get used to the speed of the game and get some minutes, but for now, its play him and get burned. im not hating because you got 100,000. im hating cause you blew the prize. a short@ss preview that didnt even include monta is simply horrible.

Oct.25 at 5:42 pm

H-town nick says:
well done…Your rant powers are strong. Your analysis of Brandon Wright is absolutely on point. The only possible improvement would be to conclude with a “play wit it”.

Oct.25 at 5:44 pm

BETCATS says:
hey tarzan, who is this monta ellis fella? never heard of him. hey tarzan, do you have a brain? i dont think so hey tarzan, zzzzzz

Oct.25 at 5:45 pm

redape says:
Very entertaining and very frantic preview. Azubuike will hopefully be a revelation but he’s got a lot of people ahead of him in terms of entertainment. Hudson will be seeing time if he can hack it 1)to rest Baron 2)Monta’s rock handling is very, very suspect. Young Tay’s dimes to turnovers ratio is often upside down. B-Diddy/Boom-Dizzle/Too Easy is in charge, you are right. The Gully State Warriors had Troy Murpy and Lil’Dun sharing Captain duties with Baron at the start of last season, but that appears to have been a sneaky ass way for Nelson to sell Mullin on the need for a trade. Basically it all looks like Nellie is doing his freaking thing and it’s going to be insane. No rookie predictions here, too up in the air. Nice mouth runnin’ sir.

Oct.25 at 5:45 pm

BETCATS says:
h town nick are you trying to slay or complement me?

Oct.25 at 5:46 pm

Justin Adler says:
BETCATS, thanks for writing a season preview that is not 20,000 words long. Quality work there.

Oct.25 at 5:47 pm

BETCATS says:
your welcome justin.

Oct.25 at 5:53 pm

jbn74sb says:
BETACTS - Take a second to proofread your comments before posting them.

Oct.25 at 5:54 pm

BETCATS says:
bodie i cant do that. Everything i type is a spur of the momment thing and i dont have Gille the Kid to write for me so i am not the best.

Oct.25 at 5:55 pm

H-town nick says:
@ BETCATS–complement, for sure. I understand the confusion, though. Sarcasm is hard to type. This preview is way, way, way above “play wit it” quality…as is almost any writing…even by kenny smith…

Oct.25 at 5:56 pm

Tariq says:
BetCats, You disappointed me. I was looking forward to an unintentionally hilarious preview.

Oct.25 at 5:57 pm

H-town nick says:
but really, good job. Enjoyable, to the point, funny as hell.

Oct.25 at 5:59 pm

BETCATS says:
thanks to you h-town and Tariq, long time no see. Sorry you didnt like it. I tried harder than bone thugz but i guess i gotta try harder

Oct.25 at 6:02 pm

Tariq says:
BetCats, No, I did like it. That’s the point. I was expecting it to suck, and was preparing to be appropriately amused. That’s no reflection on you; it’s just that letting someone write a preview as a “prize” seemed like a recipe for disaster. But you pulled it off. Congrats.

Oct.25 at 6:05 pm

Chris O says:
I’m the mutha flippin…

Oct.25 at 6:15 pm

albie1kenobi says:
good job BETcats. solid content with a very entertaining style. even your comments are good reads. this IS your day indeed.
this post was definitely more about BETcats than warriors, there’s only a handful of post that mentions the warriors.
people are wrong saying they can’t count on Baron, i’m confident that i can count on him being injured for about a quarter of regular season. so the warriors making the playoff depends largely on the development of monta and biedrins. monta has the ability to fill the shoes of Jrich, but will need to sharpen his shooting. Biedrins just needs to learn how to stay out of foul trouble. final verdict? the warriors are going to make the playoff only if the lakers implode.

Oct.25 at 6:55 pm

AP says:
big ups BETcats…glad to see a fellow bobcat fan get some shine…if u ever in charlotte and want to hit up a game it will be fun to go with a fellow slam online linkstagator

Oct.25 at 7:14 pm

BETCATS says:
albie-thanks. I if baron’s knees can stay good he is a MVP canidate no doubt. Azubuike will fill into a Jason Richardson like roll no doubt, but this team seems 1 or 2 wins less tan last years

Oct.25 at 7:15 pm

BETCATS says:
Tariq- thanks buddy AP- If i am ever up in CHA town i will tell everybody the day before i go

Oct.25 at 7:19 pm

BETCATS says:
wow the computer just called me a cowboy

Oct.25 at 7:21 pm

BETCATS says:
but my comments are awaiting moderation, so i will sum them up now albie- If baron’s knees can stay as good as his game the warriors should be set to do better than i expected this year AP- if i am in CHA i will holler Tariq- Thanks bro, keep bloggin

Oct.25 at 7:29 pm

albie1kenobi says:
it’s easier to count on Baron’s knee blowing up and be surprised when they make the playoff than to hope everyone will be healthy and be disappointed when they miss the playoff. get what i’m saying? expect less and be happy with what you get (which is a loser mentality, really, but rooting for warriors takes a toll on you). bay area loves basketball, so you can be sure that all the games are gonna be loud as hell, but crowd support doesn’t heal any injuries or prevent them from happening.

Oct.25 at 7:36 pm

BETCATS says:
i feel you on that. Try being a Bobcat fan right now. It aint easy. But i like this years warrior team, but i still think it is not better than an 8th seed at full strength because it is in the wrong confence

Oct.25 at 7:38 pm

davidR says:
entertaining preview. good job. but imma have to second monta ellis. for a player who just comes off the MIP award, and is an important part of the team i was suprised he wasnt mentioned

Oct.25 at 7:39 pm

BETCATS says:
i really thought he was supposed to miss the season, but i did my research on him only after i wrote the preview.

Oct.25 at 7:39 pm

BETCATS says:
and that was comment 100 by me!!

Oct.25 at 7:45 pm

BETCATS says:
Hishman here is my Pacers Preview 10-82, JO and the entire team request a trade after going 10-0 because Celtics dont make good GM’s (mchale, Ainge, Bird are all horrible) and the rebuliding an already rebulding process begins, they select OJ Mayo number 1 and go on to suck 20-72 the year after that despite me (yes i get signed) averaging 100 points a game. -fin

Oct.25 at 7:45 pm

BETCATS says:
fin=end

Oct.25 at 7:45 pm

BETCATS says:
oh and the nba season becomes 90 games for them and them only

Oct.25 at 7:48 pm

jbn74sb says:
92 games.

Oct.25 at 7:54 pm

BETCATS says:
always here to correct me i see bodie

Oct.25 at 7:54 pm

BETCATS says:
and tell me, was Kareem cool?

Oct.25 at 8:03 pm

jbn74sb says:
I’ve met him a couple of times, but was not at that party. The pic is of my pops. A bit socially awkward, which can be expected from a 7′5″ (he is that tall) introverted genius. Walton, however, is cool as sh-t.

Oct.25 at 8:27 pm

Joel O's says:
Good stuff. That was pretty on point. I think they’ll sneak into the playoffs, especially with LA possibly regressing, depending on how the Kobe drama plays out.

Oct.25 at 9:27 pm

white hot eboy says:
I’m still shook from reading that BETCATS is 27 yrs old.

Oct.25 at 9:27 pm

white hot eboy says:
16 maybe, but 27???????

Oct.25 at 10:06 pm

bootlace says:
Warriors were the hottest team at the end of last season and managed to beat Dallas fair and square. Now they are a year older, wiser, and more sane hopefully. J-Rich is gone but between Azubuike and Belinelli that loss wont be felt. Also Troy Hudson and Austin Croshere are good additions that will allow the starters to rest this time around, because against Utah it was clear they were fatigued. Don’t see how anyone could think they dont make the playoffs.

Oct.26 at 12:21 am

Russ Bengtson says:
Stack. Jack.

Oct.26 at 1:26 am

jbn74sb says:
Eboy - I’m going with 15.
Although, if true, why isn’t BETCATS in school all day?
If dude really is 27, then I can see why his friends are surprised that he knows how to turn a computer on.

Oct.26 at 2:14 am

Myles Brown says:
Is it honestly any more surprising than learning that the two of you are lawyers?

Oct.26 at 2:14 am

Myles Brown says:
No dis.

Oct.26 at 3:42 am

jbn74sb says:
Good one. Glad to see that the self imposed exile appears to be over.

Oct.26 at 4:29 am

German Reignman says:
Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Max ummmm Myles Brown

Oct.26 at 4:50 am

FLUD says:
Class ‘CATS…. The first preview done in the style of the preview-ees. I heard you were drinkin’ loads of Beer while typin’ it up!! Beards rule.

Oct.26 at 6:46 am

Hisham says:
Thanks for the preview on the Pacers, BET. Already better than the original one. that comment about math class wasn’t directed at you, it was at DubsGonDoIt who said they’d finish 44-40. So no hate from me.

Oct.26 at 6:46 am

Hisham says:
and you’re not 27 btw

Oct.26 at 11:03 am

Lz - Cphfinest3 says:
Good job, Mr. Aristocats..

Oct.27 at 3:52 pm

hbomb says:
azubuike is english rite

Oct.27 at 10:33 pm

Ben Osborne says:
BETCATS, you’re not really leaving slamonline, are you???

Oct.28 at 3:13 am

Holly MacKenzie says:
yeah, BET, don’t leave!

Oct.30 at 1:48 pm

BETCATS says:
no, i am not. But i will only be around during certain times

Oct.30 at 1:48 pm

BETCATS says:
no, i am not. But i will only be around during certain times

Nov.5 at 5:12 pm

BETCATS says:
site = done

Jun.26 at 1:43 pm

BETCATS says:
i love my work

Jun.26 at 1:43 pm

BETCATS says:
135

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