Eddy Curry: ‘I’m Back’
Funny, I didn’t realize that you’d gone anywhere, Eddy. But, uh, welcome back.
(In somewhat related news, a gigantic bird - dare I say, Curryesque in its size - just flew face first into my office window. Apparently once wasn’t enough, because he came right back for seconds and met a similar fate. That bird hits the glass harder than Curry ever will, literally and figuratively.
Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week. Please make sure to tip your waitress.)







17 Responses to “Eddy Curry: ‘I’m Back’”
Oct.15 at 12:01 pm
oli says:
a german is FIRST (not only in MVP voting)
Oct.15 at 12:05 pm
Mo Charlo says:
“Isiah Thomas doesn’t mind playing small now and again.” Shocking, I thought he spent all of his money on shoot-first point guards because he liked to pound it inside.
Oct.15 at 12:13 pm
Swizz Beatz says:
(sirens) this…is…a state of emergency…wut u want me 2 do im sorry…im back hehehe…
its not the same
Oct.15 at 12:20 pm
Dan says:
You just made my day! Literally and figuratively.
Oct.15 at 12:36 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
The Entire Universe Outside of Madison Square Garden: ‘We don’t care.’
Oct.15 at 12:40 pm
Candice says:
The excitement over his much anticipated return from his debilitating injury is palpable in the streets of New York…his 3 rebounds were missed.
Oct.15 at 12:56 pm
Sam Mitchell's Conscience says:
Hide the children! Quick!
Oct.15 at 12:57 pm
Sam Mitchell's Conscience says:
and no, i didn’t read the article.
Oct.15 at 1:00 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Also, somehow it seemed different when Michael Jordan said it.
Oct.15 at 2:25 pm
Darksaber says:
Mo Charlo? ” pound it inside” and “Zeke Thomas” are not two phrases you want to put together, what with the 11 mill. he’s gonna have to play that female employee of his. Made me laugh though, so now i have to get my mind out of the gutter.
Oct.15 at 2:26 pm
H to the izzo says:
I like Candice.
Oct.15 at 3:49 pm
Lucci says:
Atlantic Division Champs
Just be ready
Oct.15 at 4:28 pm
Sam Mitchell's Conscience says:
I’m ready for the 2008 finals. My prediction: New York beats Memphis in 6 games.
Oct.15 at 4:49 pm
Tarzan Cooper says:
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Oct.15 at 5:15 pm
dez says:
Funniest SLAM post yet.
A bird did that to me once, and I ended up flinging my coffee all over my shirt. Good times
Oct.15 at 5:18 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
That bird must have known you were writing about Curry. He’s not good with the rebounds.
Oct.15 at 5:24 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
although I suppose the bird’s second attempted flight was after a rebound.