Friday, October 5th, 2007 | 18 Comments
Eddy Curry Doesn’t Eat Excrement
One of the benefits of playing in a media town like NYC is exchanges with reporters like this one:
One reporter literally asked him if he “stopped eating s–t.”
Curry replied with a Shaq-esque deadpan, “I never ate s–t before, so I don’t know what it tastes like.”
Funny, I didn't realize that you'd gone anywhere, Eddy. But, uh, welcome back. (In somewhat relat
So, word out of the New York media today is that Isiah Thomas knows exactly what Eddy Curry needs to
Isiah Thomas would like you to know that Eddy Curry is going to—well, do something bad to the comp
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Curry had arthroscopic knee surgery yesterday. Recovery time should be about a month and a half.
18 Responses to “Eddy Curry Doesn’t Eat Excrement”
Oct.5 at 2:40 pm
Steve O says:
Eddy Curry is lean.
Oct.5 at 2:41 pm
white hot eboy says:
Was the follow-up, “So what the fu*k did you eat to make you resemble a brown mound of dogsh*t every year since you’ve been in the lieague?”
Oct.5 at 2:43 pm
jbn74sb says:
Curry is better than Shaq.
Oct.5 at 2:47 pm
Dutch Rich says:
@eboy, u as cold as ice!! Give the kid a break he’s got a bad ticker!
Oct.5 at 3:07 pm
Chukaz says:
Sh*t don’t eat sh*t!
Oct.5 at 3:09 pm
Chukaz says:
If he want’s to know what sh*t tastes like, he should taste himself.
Oct.5 at 3:09 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Just because he couldn’t get 10 rebounds in a 96-minute game against a team of Ping Pings doesn;t make him a bad player.
Oct.5 at 3:17 pm
white hot eboy says:
It’s just words, Dutch. I feel his heart issues. And Bodie loves to eat Kobe’s excrement wrapped in seaweed and covered in ginger and wasabi.
Oct.5 at 3:19 pm
jbn74sb says:
eboy - I have a cack. Ergo, I don’t eat sushi.
Oct.5 at 3:24 pm
white hot eboy says:
No, just Kobe’s cack. Boy, you’re off your game today. That Lakers preview got you shook. Probably the same MO as you would be on a basketball court. A little trash talk, you’d start getting heated. A well-placed elbow to your plump gullet and then you try to rage out on me and I’d have to take you down like a wild rhino in the Sudan.
Oct.5 at 4:11 pm
Nadav says:
“You, my friend, are shooting for the Sudan…”
Oct.5 at 4:21 pm
jbn74sb says:
eboy - You’d leave the court like Wade. Rollin’…
Oct.5 at 5:56 pm
Rubens says:
a white men can’t jum reference… wow
Oct.5 at 5:56 pm
Rubens says:
*jump
Oct.5 at 8:58 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don’t make it a biscuit.
Oct.7 at 6:52 pm
Teddy aka Air Haiti says:
lmao exactly
Oct.7 at 7:58 pm
LordGef says:
There are some sports journalists out there that are just dumb (SLAM staff excluded, of course).
Oct.8 at 5:34 pm
Tarzan Cooper says:
thanks nadav and russ