The Redicks Will Fight Text You!
Say what you will about former Duke Blue Devils - that they’re injury prone; or that they aren’t exactly the greatest winners at the pro level - but never question their gulliness.
Especially if the Dookie in question is Orlando Magic guard J.J. Redick, one of the great poets of our time. Should you cause him any kind of pain, specifically, pain of the heart, he will go after you. Or at least get his brother to do it for him:
Vanessa Lopez said she is afraid for her life because of harassing phone calls and text messages from David Redick.
Lopez said David Redick told her, “You will be sought after, and you should be scared.”
“The victim has received multiple phone calls, threatening in nature, offensive in nature. Pretty much that’s all we know so far,” Lake Mary police officer Mike Connely said.
Now, that’s the kind of geeky toughness you can expect to have instilled in you if you play for Coach K.
(Tip o’ the hat: Deadspin)
49 Responses to “The Redicks Will
FightText You!”Sep.27 at 1:11 pm
white hot eboy says:
Another black-mark on the eyes of all white people everywhere. Can’t play, can’t fight, can’t fu*k (can’t satisfy a Spanish girl, useless limp-di*k). Sorry Dookie bit*h.
Sep.27 at 1:26 pm
Jared says:
Isiah…is white on white discrimination ok?
Sep.27 at 1:32 pm
Blue says:
“You will be sought after, and you should be scared.” - Wow…what did he text after that, No Homo?
Sep.27 at 1:36 pm
Rubens says:
if you’re sacared, say you’re scared
Sep.27 at 1:41 pm
Blue says:
Eboy: You need a hug, Dude.
Sep.27 at 1:42 pm
Lang Whitaker says:
The video clip is awesome. I like that the anchor man has a fauxhawk.
Sep.27 at 1:43 pm
white hot eboy says:
Blue: you need a woman, dude.
Sep.27 at 1:46 pm
Phil B says:
it don’t get lamer that dookies.
Sep.27 at 1:54 pm
white hot eboy says:
If Mr. Blue Devil is so close to GOD as his poems read, wouldn’t threat’s of any kind be frowned upon? Oh, I forget, he’s white. Moron.
Sep.27 at 1:59 pm
Steve O says:
Just another reason in the long list of why Dook sucks.
Sep.27 at 2:03 pm
Chou says:
Dude can rhyme…LOL
Sep.27 at 2:05 pm
Hoop Dreamz says:
I agree with many of you that Duke sucks, but the season REALLY needs to start
Sep.27 at 2:07 pm
tike says:
damn! Duke does produce some bad pros but i ddint kno stalkers too
Sep.27 at 2:19 pm
Rubens says:
The Redicks are gangsta!
Sep.27 at 2:21 pm
Johnny Kilroy says:
is there a less threatening threat than “you will be sought after”?
Sep.27 at 2:26 pm
Tonya Harding says:
Why would an athlete send someone else to do their dirty work?
Sep.27 at 2:40 pm
Allenp says:
What does it mean that I thought the title of this post was that the “Rednecks Will Text You” and was confused for a hot second? LQTM
Sep.27 at 2:50 pm
white hot eboy says:
Allenp, is it in your ethics code to say “Redneck”?
Sep.27 at 2:54 pm
Mo Charlo says:
Eboy’s on a rampage. Anyways, I can’t think of any pro athlete I would rather see stupid stuff like this happen to.
Sep.27 at 2:55 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
IDK, my BFF Shavlik?
Sep.27 at 3:06 pm
white hot eboy says:
Russ, you are a funny, funny man. Mo, I like when your name is in orange so I can see you better.
Sep.27 at 3:16 pm
Justin says:
Here’s to Trevor Ariza as the Magic’s starting 2 guard this year.
Sep.27 at 3:22 pm
Homie says:
And here I thought being sought after was a *good* thing. Guess not.
Sep.27 at 3:35 pm
Blue says:
Eboy: I know…
Sep.27 at 3:41 pm
DDB says:
This is the least DDB worthy thing I have ever read. Whatever happened to “treat em like you don’t need em”? Now, you have sunken to the all time low of having family members give threats. You mean JJ Redick can’t go find some new tail. Tragic!
Sep.27 at 3:45 pm
white hot eboy says:
Sorry Blue. I thought of Mike Kry@#$%^&*’s face and went into rampage mode. Rat-faced prick. See, it happened again. My bad.
Sep.27 at 4:07 pm
Nathan says:
You know in my opinion, J.J is a sad puppy why would you send your brother after a girl you couldn’t satisfy. And your brother isn’t that tough if he is sending texts and phone calls. Come on ……………..GROW SOME BALLS AND TAKE CARE OF IT YOURSELF!!!!
Sep.27 at 4:10 pm
Tonystark says:
Saw this on another site: Tar Heel Fan
Sep 27th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Let me just throw these out there just for fun: “Redick has a girlfriend?” “As always Redick has someone else screening for him” “Threatening someone with expletives? Well it is the Duke way.” “She probably accused JJ of pushing her but the police ignored it” “Why his brother? Dick Vitale would have been more effective.”
Sep.27 at 4:33 pm
Blue says:
Interesting…If Duke basketball teams are favorites in College and their players (with a few exceptions)are pro washouts, maybe we should be checking the betting habits of college refs as well.
Sep.27 at 4:50 pm
The Best Yet says:
why was this even worthy of SLAM’s time? JJ aint $h!t. How lame can dude possibly be.
Sep.27 at 4:52 pm
Tarzan Cooper says:
i so furiously hate all those ads on nbatv that proclaim red-d^ck as possibly the greatest shooter in basketball history, damn!
Sep.27 at 5:22 pm
Allenp says:
WHE, I rarely use the word redneck, but I can’t say it’s banned. However, my post indicated that I thought that was what the headline of this post was, so that’s why I used the word.
Sep.27 at 5:28 pm
Balling NZ says:
Some of those verses are pretty tight I reckon.
Sep.27 at 5:43 pm
albert says:
HAHAHAHA!! “one of the greatest poets of our time”
Sep.27 at 6:36 pm
Young Chris #3 says:
eboy’s trippin balls like Doogie Howser in the backseat of Harold’s whip…
Sep.27 at 8:58 pm
Mmkay says:
Are we being serious here? This hitting the news is pretty pathetic and so is this girl…there are so many bigger things going on in the world right now. Get over it, whose to say if it’s even true? Girls these days are crazed and obssesive anyway. And to JJ being an amazing basketball player, look at his awards, that should be enough to keep anyone quiet who thinks otherwise.
Sep.27 at 9:45 pm
D man says:
he going to jail what a retrad. jj is going were vick and oj
Sep.27 at 10:23 pm
zerotwohero says:
No way. JJ was one of my favorite players! (NCAA)
Sep.27 at 10:33 pm
Jukai says:
White Hate Eboy’s hate knows no bounds
Sep.27 at 10:55 pm
white hot eboy says:
I love Jukai.
Sep.27 at 11:41 pm
tiffany says:
he is a little b!tch! that had his brother do his stuff! he has his brother text her! he better keep on drinking
Sep.28 at 8:24 am
K22C says:
Eboy. you are tearing people up today
Sep.28 at 8:37 am
white hot eboy says:
K22C, I like you too. It’s Fri-day, let’s all be into peace and love. I’d love to think the Heat will make a move before the season starts, but I probably should have a piece ready to take myself out.
Sep.28 at 8:59 am
FREDTERP says:
Check out http://www.truthaboutduke.com - this may be a small part of a big problem for the Redicks. Anyone know Russ Cobb who works for SAS and is JJ’s brother-in-law? FREDTERP
Sep.28 at 9:21 am
riggs says:
meh, shorty would get it though.
Sep.28 at 9:21 am
riggs says:
and no not jj, u bastids.
Oct.8 at 11:12 pm
dukerules says:
Why do you just automatically believe this is true. All that has happened is a woman has made an accusation. There isn’t any proof that its true. If you check out J.J.’s official website, a poster with the same name as this woman left a sycophantic message. That doesn’t sound like an ex-girlfriend, it sounds like a crazy fan.
Dec.13 at 4:19 am
Philip says:
The website truthaboutduke has been shutdown by it’s webmaster FREDTERP after he was confronted over his posts on this matter and how he is working with JJ’s ex-girlfriend to smear the Redick family. After this was laid out to him he shut down the website.
Dec.14 at 8:41 am
Philip says:
I need to take back the part about the site being down, but you will see why I thought that was the truth considering the post by it’s webmaster FREDTERP
FREDTERP44
Dec 7, 2007 at 10:42 am Yep, Phil, I’ve taken the site down. You win. There is too much bad stuff in the world already, you know? Please post on all the other JJ sites about how truthaboutduke.com no longer exists. I would like to make peace with JJ fans. Also please post the links here. My Pastor says it is important to see people forgive you for your sins. Thanks. FREDTERP When in fact all he did was deny my IP address entry to his site, making it look like his site was closed.
He is still using JJ’s ex to get to the Redick family you need to ask what is he getting out of this with Vannessa.