Stephon Marbury Takes the Stand: Uh Oh…
Despite my father’s insistence, I never went into Law School (sorry, Dad!), but I’m pretty sure this is one of the first lessons they teach you: Under no circumstances shall you let Starbury take the stand. And the reason is fairly simple: He’ll say some crazy sh*t.
For example, today, Stephon took the stand in the Isiah Trial, and as expected, he did not disappoint. From the Daily News:
Nervous Knicks star Stephon Marbury took the stand today in the explosive $10 million sex-harassment suit that’s rocking the Garden and admitted he lured one of the female accuser’s subordinates into his car.
Marbury did not say explicitly they had sex as they sat parked outside a Manhattan strip joint, as fired Knick exec Anucha Browne Sanders has claimed.
“We got together right across the street,” Marbury testified in Manhattan Federal court.
Like his coach, Isiah Thomas, Marbury appears to have a certain affinity for the word “bitch”. The Knick point guard admitted to using the word when addressing Anucha Browne Sanders after she wouldn’t give him all of the game tickets he had requested for his friends and family.
New York Knicks basketball: There’s nothing quite like it!
48 Responses to “Stephon Marbury Takes the Stand: Uh Oh…”
Sep.12 at 5:07 pm
jbn74sb says:
Despite my chosen profession, why aren’t these nitwits just lying on the stand? In a case of he said she said, it would be nearly impossible for someone to go after Steph for perjury. Please tell me that there is a live video feed of this.
Sep.12 at 5:08 pm
Myles Brown says:
“You look good in those pants,” Gonsalves allegedly said, according to Sanders. “I bet that p—y looks good too.” I see someone’s been watching The Pickup Artist…
Sep.12 at 5:10 pm
Adrian says:
Isiah Thomas is a bitch.
Sep.12 at 5:14 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Leave Britney alone! And Isiah too!
Sep.12 at 5:15 pm
Myles Brown says:
You know that Britney fan was fake right?
Sep.12 at 5:15 pm
jbn74sb says:
I cannot believe Myles just dropped The Pickup Artist as a reference like that.
Sep.12 at 5:15 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Sorry, had to be said eventually.
Also, can we make it a rule that from now you have to call Steph “Nervous Knicks star” on all references? ‘Cause that’d be dope.
Sep.12 at 5:16 pm
Ryan Jones says:
I assume everything on the internets is fake, Myles — you especially. Still, it entertained me for 37 seconds or whatever it was.
Sep.12 at 5:16 pm
Myles Brown says:
Bodie, ?
Sep.12 at 5:17 pm
Myles Brown says:
Ryan, ow.
Sep.12 at 5:18 pm
Reggie Evans says:
“You look good in those pants” was a good way to open the set. But then, he forgot to give his target a “neg” before saying “I bet that p***y looks good in those pants”. See Steph’s testimony for a good example on how to bounce your target from one location to another.
Sep.12 at 5:30 pm
jbn74sb says:
Holy Sh-t! I just read the article. That b-tch looks like she could start for the Giants at linebacker. And they could probably use her.
Sep.12 at 5:32 pm
Myles Brown says:
Bodie, Im still trying to figure out if you actually take that Pickup Artist guy seriously. Although the name Mystery suits him, cause I do wonder how he ever gets laid. And please tell me you saw Jenna Jameson looking like a malnourished duck at the Heatherette show this morning.
Sep.12 at 5:39 pm
the Birdman says:
“We got together right across the street” Thats GOLD!!! Marbury says the darndest things.
Sep.12 at 5:43 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
I kind of don’t want to set foot in the Knicks locker room ever again.
Sep.12 at 5:46 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
“Marbury tried to change the subject by making fun of the reporters’ ties and shoes, noting that he was wearing expensive tan lace-ups, then drowning out the pesky questions by breaking into song.”
Sep.12 at 5:47 pm
Myles Brown says:
I’m still wondering what song it was. Talk about bad reporting…
Sep.12 at 5:48 pm
jbn74sb says:
I was unsuccessful in trying to find Kathleen Decker on myspace.
Sep.12 at 5:54 pm
jbn74sb says:
She does, however, have a facebook profile, listing her as a St. John’s 2005 grad. Very average looking white girl. In Santa Barbara, she’d rate about a 4 or a 5. I’m disappointed in Steph…
Sep.12 at 5:59 pm
Reggie Evans says:
Katelyn Farber
Sep.12 at 6:00 pm
Myles Brown says:
Saw that one coming a mile away….
Sep.12 at 6:00 pm
Myles Brown says:
True, but still…
Sep.12 at 6:02 pm
jbn74sb says:
Does Steph have anyone that he needs to buy a $4,000,000 ring for?
Sep.12 at 6:08 pm
Myles Brown says:
Yup. Go find her myspace, detective. You wont be disappointed.
Sep.12 at 6:28 pm
jbn74sb says:
Looks like LaTasha will be getting a present soon.
Sep.12 at 6:33 pm
Adrian says:
Steph might be joining Shaq on the dating circuit.
Sep.12 at 6:36 pm
Chris O says:
“… he lured one of the female accuser’s subordinates into his car.” That’s great stuff. The writer makes this sound like an android seduction: Steph: GREETINGS FEMALE SUBORDINATE! LET US CONVENE IN MY MOTORIZED VEHICLE, CONVIENIENTY LOCATED ACROSS THE STREET FROM THIS STRIP CLUB. HERE WE WILL ATTEMPT TO REPOPULATE THE HUMAN SPECIES, THOUGH IN COURT I WILL CALL IT GETTING TOGETHER. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO MY PROPOSITION? MAY I LURE YOU TO MY VEHICLE? I HOPE YOU ANSWER IN THE AFFIRMATIVE.
Sep.12 at 6:38 pm
Reggie Evans says:
Steph said to her “Did you see the fight outside the club? Two girls were fighting over a guy named George!”
Sep.12 at 6:38 pm
Adrian says:
Steph be a spider, luring her into his web/car. Will this be covered in his blog/reality show?
Sep.12 at 7:01 pm
bobbo says:
Up Next, Isiah Tells the Head of Knicks City Dancers to Flirt with the Refs. I just hope that one of those refs was Tim Donaghy. I always liked plot line twists.
Sep.12 at 7:02 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
I can’t wait to hear what Gilbert Arenas has to say about all this.
Sep.12 at 7:32 pm
Tarzan Cooper says:
im with russ.
Sep.12 at 7:36 pm
Young Chris #3 says:
I wonder what his “better hoe” thinks of this…
Sep.12 at 7:38 pm
Tarzan Cooper says:
it seems like the ball buster is just mad cuz the nervous knick marbury smashed her intern. she wanted to do it, so whats the deal?
Sep.12 at 7:41 pm
Tarzan Cooper says:
Browne Sanders said she told Garden President Steve Mills about the encounter between Marbury and the intern and complained that she heard from others that Marbury had called her a “black bitch.”
— OOOO, she “heard” from others, so it must be true
Sep.12 at 8:24 pm
Dennard says:
LMAO at all of this, what the hell? What the Knicks aren’t satisfied with being a laughingstock on the court? Who is advising Isiah and the front office anyway, why go to court? Then again maybe this it isn’t such a bad thing, this trial will lead to a copious amount of jokes.
Sep.12 at 8:31 pm
James says:
The NY tabloids must be going nuts over this. It’s like throwing a juicy steak into a lion’s den.
Sep.12 at 8:54 pm
Gumdrop says:
I think the Knicks have crossed the line of where their various mishaps and failures made me laugh, to now the point of making me confused and more than a little creeped out.
Sep.12 at 9:16 pm
Reggie Evans says:
When does Zach Randolph testify?
Sep.12 at 10:05 pm
Dean says:
i like the word bitch
Sep.13 at 5:55 am
Rome says:
Yo, Isaiah probably did get on with her, but dumped her afterwards, so now she mad, she aint realize she was a slumpbuster (for you Jim Rome fans).
And whatever song Marbury was singing, must now be the theme song of slamonline.com!! I just hope it was a soft rock song from the 80’s. That Mystery stuff does work, no lie, I used another persons version of it when I met and courted my wife, and suffice to say, she is my wife now (it no longer works after you’re married however LOL).
Sep.13 at 5:57 am
Rome says:
and yes I was like one of those guys on that Pickup Artist show, I wore polo shirts everyday, buttoned to the top, khakis, and rockport shoes, everyday, even on dates.
Sep.13 at 8:46 am
Lew B. Money says:
Anucha Browne Sanders reminds me of Lois Einhorn/Ray Finkel from the first Ace Ventura movie.
Sep.13 at 8:55 am
Rome says:
^HAHAHA “Einhorn is finkle? Finkle is Einhorn? bluuuuuuuuurp!!!”
Sep.14 at 10:47 am
FLUD says:
Like a glovvvvvvvve. I can’t wait to see the Knicks this year. I mean read about the knicks.
Sep.16 at 11:03 pm
Unicron says:
Wzup with that new Starbury that looks like the Air Force II?
Sep.16 at 11:53 pm
Chief says:
Awesome.
Sep.25 at 8:39 am
fella says:
Where can you find a picture of the intern? I’m dying to see what she looks like.