Sep.5 at 2:09 pm

white hot eboy says:
I read this article this morning and thought out loud “why the f*ck weren’t you devastated at his sorry performance last season. Or why you and Randy haven’t made a worthwhile move all off-season”.

Sep.5 at 2:19 pm

Tarzan Cooper says:
eboy, smush parker and old penny are exactly what the heat needed. good thing they got rid of kapono and posey, those chumps

Sep.5 at 2:38 pm

Ryan Jones says:
As Shaq and those close to him deal with the reality of a broken family, eboy shows sympathy as only a corporate lawyer can.

Sep.5 at 2:41 pm

Jay says:
and somehow i dont know why, i find myself on the corporate lawyer`s side. Hi Eboy. =]

Sep.5 at 2:42 pm

white hot eboy says:
Cry me a river, Jones. Better yet, don’t, cause Sam may take that as a cue to get his best Timberlake groove on.

Sep.5 at 2:43 pm

H to the izzo says:
Ryan wins

Sep.5 at 2:44 pm

white hot eboy says:
Hi jay. Relish in Shaq’s troubles now. I’m waiting on Big Bad Bodie to come through at any moment to gloat too.

Sep.5 at 2:50 pm

white hot eboy says:
Izzo can choke on a big piece of corned beef. Preferably from the loins of Bill O’Reilley.

Sep.5 at 2:54 pm

H to the izzo says:
I love corned beef,but hate O’Reilly-I guess thats a compremise,got a new blog post-its not good though,working on something thorough

Sep.5 at 2:55 pm

white hot eboy says:
Izzo. Mine too. My big Cosa Nostra themed one is in the pipe, almost done.

Sep.5 at 3:02 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
Ew, I think I got some of Ryan’s sarcasm on me.

Sep.5 at 3:08 pm

white hot eboy says:
Oh Izzo, enjoy my description of your blog on the right side of mine.

Sep.5 at 3:14 pm

Ryan Jones says:
On a hunch, eboy, I just checked out your blog. Man, am I glad I did. I’ll take “entertaining,” and I’ll even take “moronic,” but I refuse to be described as “turse.” And do you know why? BECAUSE “TURSE” IS NOT A F*CKING WORD.

Sep.5 at 3:15 pm

H to the izzo says:
I enjoyed untill I figured it was a thinly veiled insult

Sep.5 at 3:17 pm

Myles Brown says:
The dictionary says no, but the always reliable Urban Dictionary says:1.a triangular lunch sack.
used to keep foods cold and fresh.
sometimes used as a comeback phrase also. 2.Another word for Turd or Sh*t. - that is turse!
- You cooking tastes like turse.

Sep.5 at 3:18 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
A “turse” is a purse made from a turtle. The word was popularized in the Cayman Islands, where the fashion started, and has recently migrated to the United States. Marc Jacobs plans on introducing a turse as part of his fall line. Step your fashion lingo game up, Jones.

Sep.5 at 3:20 pm

white hot eboy says:
GOOGLE’S BLOG SPELLCHECK IS SLOW AS F*CK! LOOK AGAIN, SCHOLAR’S OF THE WORLD. AND MYLES YOU’VE BEEN NON-EXISTENT ALL DAY AND NOW YOU SHOW UP? DON’T YOU HAVE ANOTHER PIECE TO WRITE? IT’S BEEN AWHILE, RIGHT?

Sep.5 at 3:25 pm

Myles Brown says:
Someone needs their caps lock button confiscated. I’m always in here in spirit and I’ve been relatively busy lately, living life, chasing money and whatnot.

Sep.5 at 3:28 pm

Captain America says:
Jus me…why do you have a 1 year old when your marriage is fuxked up?

Sep.5 at 3:30 pm

white hot eboy says:
Myles, to appease your mental “giantcy” (fake word for the geniuses), I posted in caps to show my extreme distress to everyone’s turse-hate. Thanks. Now get back to your whatnot.

Sep.5 at 3:36 pm

Myles Brown says:
Personally, I would have gone with “To appease your gargantuan intellect I posted in caps to express my distress with…” But hey, it’s your show.

Sep.5 at 3:37 pm

Ryan Jones says:
He meant “terse,” I think, but he can’t spell it. This is because he’s too busy bringing suits against environmental whistle blowers, union organizers, and other small, helpless, well-meaning people. He is evil incarnate. He makes O’Reilly look like Mother Theresa. He is… eboy.

Sep.5 at 3:38 pm

Myles Brown says:
And that still wouldnt have made any sense.

Sep.5 at 3:43 pm

white hot eboy says:
To quote a favorite movie, “Myles, f*ck you, Ryan, f*ck you, Izzo, you’re cool, Russ, f*ck you”. I hate you guys.

Sep.5 at 3:43 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
Christopher Hitchens thinks Mother Teresa is a piece of sh*t.

Sep.5 at 3:45 pm

Myles Brown says:
Do people who follow Hitchens realize that theyre guilty of the same zealotry they despite in evangelicals? Just asking…

Sep.5 at 3:46 pm

Myles Brown says:
Despise. I’m spellin all kinds of sh*t wrong today.

Sep.5 at 3:49 pm

john says:
will this divorce effect shaq’s game in the season.

Sep.5 at 3:53 pm

H to the izzo says:
Ryan Jones says:”Jeez Eboy get off Izzo’s d*ck”

Sep.5 at 3:59 pm

white hot eboy says:
Eboy says “Izzo you can taste Ryan from thousands of miles away as you put his name in your latest blog and hope for him to pat your “cyber-ass” with a blog comment”.

Sep.5 at 4:03 pm

Ryan Jones says:
Ryan says, “I enjoy all this attention on my package. You guys are sweet.”

Sep.5 at 4:06 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
Hey, how’d Michigan do this weekend?

Sep.5 at 4:06 pm

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Sep.5 at 4:07 pm

Tarzan Cooper says:
what is a michigan? do they play fooseball?

Sep.5 at 4:09 pm

H to the izzo says:
Izzo says:”Touché Ryan”
And since Izzo isn’t my real name,am I talking in the fourth person?

Sep.5 at 4:09 pm

white hot eboy says:
Tarzan, how did you figure out a way to make skinny girders on your keyboard? Or is it really thin rope?

Sep.5 at 4:10 pm

white hot eboy says:
Actually Tarzan, they look like guitar strings. Cool!!!

Sep.5 at 6:20 pm

Adrian says:
I just lost about 6 minutes of my life reading all these posts.

Sep.5 at 6:24 pm

Reggie Evans says:
Mother Teresa did not perform any miracles.

Sep.5 at 10:17 pm

James says:
Yeah I have a bunch of other work I’m procrastinating right now and none of this is about Pat Riley’s devastation. Do you think his hair was perfect when he showed up for the radio show?

Sep.5 at 10:24 pm

Cheryl says:
yes.