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Sunday, August 5th, 2007  |  15 Comments

The Dallas Mavericks get older?


Because they needed to get older to qualify for their AARP discounts on the road, the Mavs have signed Eddie Jones to a two-year contract.

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15 Responses to “The Dallas Mavericks get older?”

Aug.5 at 2:24 am

Warren G says:
Yes, it was my dream to be 1st to comment on one of these. But now i can’t think of nething to say…

Aug.5 at 2:25 am

Warren G says:
Wait. I wonder if the Mavs are gunna listen to like marvin gaye records during warm-ups now?

Aug.5 at 2:45 am

ForzaMilan says:
with the way cuban treats his players, dallas is the hospice for dying nba careers. while some people want to go out fighting, flaming out or burning bright, some people want to live out the last of their nba days as comfortably as possible.

Aug.5 at 9:15 am

BETCATS says:
Breakin News - Mavs sign Latrell Sprewell!

Aug.5 at 9:30 am

AJ$ says:
BETCATS: I wish

Aug.5 at 12:16 pm

The Spin says:
This is a great pick-up for the Mavs. It will keep Stackhouse on his toes as the two with compete, vet vs. vet, for playing time. Also, he provides more leadership come playoff time. Check my EJones article at www.clutch3.com

Aug.5 at 12:36 pm

white hot eboy says:
The Spin, you must be thinking of another Eddie Jones because playoffs and leadership are two words that do not go togehter when his name is mentioned. He is one of the least clutch athletes in Miami sports history.

Aug.5 at 1:45 pm

MikeC says:
eBoy. You beat me to the punch with that comment. Eddie Jones’ “clutchability” is non-existent. I was pulling hard for the Mavs to get their hands on Billups this offseason so they’d have one clutch player. Now they’ve just added another broken down old guy who chokes. At least they’re only paying him a couple mil to choke. They’re paying Dirk max money to choke.

Aug.5 at 3:12 pm

Jesus Shuttlesworth says:
they still cant beat the spurs, unless manu hacks again

Aug.5 at 6:08 pm

niQ says:
watch.. they’re gona sign oakley.LOL

Aug.5 at 7:33 pm

BETCATS says:
does anybody know where Glenn Robinson or Latrell are?

Aug.5 at 8:27 pm

DWADE says:
IM from miami trust me ej is possibly the most useless player ever this is great for any team that hates the mavs

Aug.6 at 12:02 am

Russ Bengtson says:
A two YEAR contract? Not two weeks or two months? I love EJ and all, but TWO YEARS? Didn’t Aaron McKie play his last meaningful game, like, five years ago?

Aug.6 at 12:03 am

Russ Bengtson says:
Oh, and Latrell’s on his yacht not knowing people named Mark, and Big Dog’s busy not being able to bend at the waist and avoiding Mike Vick.

Aug.6 at 10:35 am

bobby stew says:
Eddie Jones probably had one good playoff series ever and that was against the Lakers in like 95. Van Exel was a beast that year. This is like when the Mavs picked up Christie

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