Mark Cuban Will Fight You
In the latest post on his blog, blog maverick, Mark Cuban tells the story of his last fistfight. It apparently took place at some dive bar, during an Elvis singoff (whatever the hell that is), and get this, Cubes claims to have landed a punch while laughing at his enemy.
There was a guy sitting to my right that I hadn’t really noticed. I guess I glanced over towards him to see if he was laughing as hard as we were. He wasn’t. What he was doing was in the process of standing and throwing a punch (i couldnt tell if it were jab, roundhouse or ?). The dude sucker-punched me. While i was laughing my ass off. Right in the midst of an Elvis Singoff Challenge.
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Im swinging. Im laughing. Ron and Scott are laughing. I remember landing a punch and him stumbling but not going down. He had to be pissed that some guy was laughing and hitting him at the same time.
Cuban is so tough, man. I bet even a Road House-era Swayze wouldn’t have messed with him.
36 Responses to “Mark Cuban Will Fight You”
Aug.16 at 11:25 am
TheHype says:
Cuban is 100x funnier when he drunk-blogs
Aug.16 at 11:25 am
Ryan Jones says:
Best. Photo. Ever.
Aug.16 at 11:28 am
Ron says:
Pat Croce would kick Cuban’s Ass.
Aug.16 at 11:31 am
H to the izzo says:
So you’re telling me you’ve never had an Elvis sing of?
Aug.16 at 11:48 am
white hot eboy says:
Elvis never made it to the “horrible” combover phase like Cuban has.
Aug.16 at 11:55 am
Steve O says:
Director of Road House?? Rowdy Herrington. Classic.
Aug.16 at 11:56 am
Lang Whitaker says:
Marc Cuban does not want it with James Dalton.
Aug.16 at 11:59 am
Adrian says:
I think Mark Cuban should write all his blog posts drunk….actually, I think everyone on Slam should also write their blog posts drunk…with the exception of Ryan, who I believe already does anyhow.
Aug.16 at 11:59 am
gelly says:
Elvis was a hero to most but he never meant sh*t to me
-PE
Aug.16 at 12:00 pm
Khalid Salaam says:
Who is Elvis??
Aug.16 at 12:00 pm
mutoni says:
i think i watched larry king visiting elvis’s home last night on cnn. but i can’t be too sure, because like cuban this morning, i was drunk.
Aug.16 at 12:01 pm
Adrian says:
Elvis = Some guy in an Eminem song that kind of rhymes with rebellious.
Aug.16 at 12:04 pm
H to the izzo says:
I think Elvis came back from the dead and did a duet with me but can’t be sure because I was drunk
Aug.16 at 12:07 pm
Adrian says:
I once got trapped in a tube station in London when I was drunk. Called my gf, she was like “ahh, ok….”. Then another train pulled up, people got out and walked out up the stairs where the big EXIT sign was. Fun times.
Aug.16 at 12:11 pm
Homie says:
Elvis was a hero to many, but not Chuck D.
Aug.16 at 12:12 pm
white hot eboy says:
Adrian, that sh*t is funny.
Aug.16 at 12:13 pm
white hot eboy says:
Terminator X, best DJ name of all-time.
Aug.16 at 12:20 pm
Ron says:
Public Enemy number 1!
Aug.16 at 12:34 pm
H to the izzo says:
And you thought yesterday was a slow news day..
Aug.16 at 12:36 pm
Adrian says:
I’m so bored I’m missing Bill Simmons’ mouth-breathing.
Aug.16 at 12:37 pm
DWADE says:
slim shady
Aug.16 at 12:45 pm
Trey Jones says:
So that’s why he was running on the court that time.
Aug.16 at 12:47 pm
Shannon Booher says:
I think I saw Elvis and Tupac playing ball at the Venice Beach courts the other day…
Aug.16 at 12:53 pm
Mo Charlo says:
When Mark Cuban dies, Slam should throw a party. Fun Elvis trivia: he had a stillborn twin brother.
Aug.16 at 12:59 pm
Mo Charlo says:
I don’t want to read about Mark Cuban kicking someone else’s tail, I want to read about when someone beats Mark Cuban into the ground.
Aug.16 at 1:05 pm
Jesus Shuttlesworth says:
mark cuban is a mouth breather, thats why he looks retarded
Aug.16 at 1:06 pm
Jake says:
I like Mark Cuban a lot. I love his blog. I love his whole owner-style. But for some reason I alwayys think he would make a really good Hitler impersonator.
Aug.16 at 1:20 pm
Mo Charlo says:
Mark Cuban is proof that money is the only thing that makes people cool in Dallas.
Aug.16 at 2:08 pm
Shiz says:
Plain and simple. Mark’s a douche. That is all.
Aug.16 at 5:34 pm
Sebastian Pruiti says:
God I wish there was a Youtube video of this.
Aug.17 at 12:59 am
Chou says:
where team owners have fun drunk-blogging.
Aug.17 at 5:58 am
truthismygame says:
Mark Cuban tries too hard
Aug.17 at 12:37 pm
Anthony Verna says:
It reminds me of a fight I had in 8th grade. Seriously. No, seriously.
Aug.17 at 7:24 pm
FLUXLAND says:
Jake.. I am now unable to remove that image from my head and will never look at Cuban the same way. Thanks for that!
Aug.21 at 10:51 am
1hush D says:
Best lines in Roadhouse….as Kelly Lynch is going to give Swayzee a shot for the pain before sewing up his bottle cut…. “no needles” “but I have to give you something for the pain” “pain don’t hurt”
Aug.22 at 12:08 am
bootlace says:
After two weeks of sports-free holiday, this is exactly the kinda news I was craving for.