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Friday, August 3rd, 2007  |  17 Comments

Karl Malone Has a New Job


Sadly, it does not involve hunting (or choking at crunch time), instead, he’s the new director of promotions and assistant strength coach at Louisiana Tech.

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17 Responses to “Karl Malone Has a New Job”

Aug.3 at 11:39 am

DP says:
Cool, I know they are going to get ton of high school players to come down and play in Ruston now that the Mailman is there. play wit it.

Aug.3 at 11:46 am

Keith says:
Louisiana Tech should change their name in advance. They should be called Louisiana Hercules.

Aug.3 at 12:11 pm

Reggie Evans says:
First promotion will be “The Hunt for Little Mexican Girls”. Winner gets season tix to Louisiana Tech bball games.

Aug.3 at 12:45 pm

rg says:
chocking? sorry, i just had to point it out.

Aug.3 at 12:48 pm

mutoni says:
fixed. thanks, rg.

Aug.3 at 1:29 pm

Blue says:
Great! Now they’ll never win a championship…

Aug.3 at 1:37 pm

Jukai says:
Maybe they can get a small white assistant for Malone to make him look better than he actually is.

Aug.3 at 1:49 pm

Redrum says:
wha???? if Malone, having this physique is an assistant strength coach, I dont dare to think what a monster the actual strength coach is….

Aug.3 at 1:58 pm

Shiz says:
Unless Jimmy Kimmel’s involved, I aint interested. “Karl Malone say gimme 5 mo’ reps”.

Aug.3 at 2:06 pm

Kevin Wilson says:
How many people did Reggie beat to that comment? Damnit.

Aug.3 at 2:44 pm

Mo Charlo says:
This just in: Karl Malone loves Louisiana because of the abundance of creatures to slaughter, and the fact that it’s ok to eat squirrel there.

Aug.3 at 3:01 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
All I have to do is think of Karl Malone saying the headline, and I’m amused for hours.

Aug.3 at 3:50 pm

Mike C. says:
It’s a long weekend up here in Canada. I’m going to spend my 3 day weekend hunting little Mexican girls. Maybe I’ll bump into Karl Malone and get an interview.

Aug.3 at 4:01 pm

Bruno Chu says:
The talk is that Karl was a big part of the reason why Olu Ashaolu committed to tech, a chance to work with the Mailman to prepare for the NBA.

Aug.3 at 7:02 pm

Kevin Wilson says:
Since he’s the promotions director … Rogaine Night?

Aug.5 at 3:18 pm

Jesus Shuttlesworth says:
so i was hunting little mexican girls at the lake of the ozarks all weekend………

Aug.6 at 8:20 pm

Holiday says:
You know whats funny, most of you are white guy’s that wish you were black and act like it, and hate Karl cause he act’s more like a white guy! hahahaha! (Oh and Dirk chokes, Karl got beat by the best team ever assembled!!

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