Karl Malone Has a New Job
Sadly, it does not involve hunting (or choking at crunch time), instead, he’s the new director of promotions and assistant strength coach at Louisiana Tech.




Friday, August 3rd, 2007 | 17 Comments
Karl Malone Has a New Job
Sadly, it does not involve hunting (or choking at crunch time), instead, he’s the new director of promotions and assistant strength coach at Louisiana Tech.
17 Responses to “Karl Malone Has a New Job”
Aug.3 at 11:39 am
DP says:
Cool, I know they are going to get ton of high school players to come down and play in Ruston now that the Mailman is there. play wit it.
Aug.3 at 11:46 am
Keith says:
Louisiana Tech should change their name in advance. They should be called Louisiana Hercules.
Aug.3 at 12:11 pm
Reggie Evans says:
First promotion will be “The Hunt for Little Mexican Girls”. Winner gets season tix to Louisiana Tech bball games.
Aug.3 at 12:45 pm
rg says:
chocking? sorry, i just had to point it out.
Aug.3 at 12:48 pm
mutoni says:
fixed. thanks, rg.
Aug.3 at 1:29 pm
Blue says:
Great! Now they’ll never win a championship…
Aug.3 at 1:37 pm
Jukai says:
Maybe they can get a small white assistant for Malone to make him look better than he actually is.
Aug.3 at 1:49 pm
Redrum says:
wha???? if Malone, having this physique is an assistant strength coach, I dont dare to think what a monster the actual strength coach is….
Aug.3 at 1:58 pm
Shiz says:
Unless Jimmy Kimmel’s involved, I aint interested. “Karl Malone say gimme 5 mo’ reps”.
Aug.3 at 2:06 pm
Kevin Wilson says:
How many people did Reggie beat to that comment? Damnit.
Aug.3 at 2:44 pm
Mo Charlo says:
This just in: Karl Malone loves Louisiana because of the abundance of creatures to slaughter, and the fact that it’s ok to eat squirrel there.
Aug.3 at 3:01 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
All I have to do is think of Karl Malone saying the headline, and I’m amused for hours.
Aug.3 at 3:50 pm
Mike C. says:
It’s a long weekend up here in Canada. I’m going to spend my 3 day weekend hunting little Mexican girls. Maybe I’ll bump into Karl Malone and get an interview.
Aug.3 at 4:01 pm
Bruno Chu says:
The talk is that Karl was a big part of the reason why Olu Ashaolu committed to tech, a chance to work with the Mailman to prepare for the NBA.
Aug.3 at 7:02 pm
Kevin Wilson says:
Since he’s the promotions director … Rogaine Night?
Aug.5 at 3:18 pm
Jesus Shuttlesworth says:
so i was hunting little mexican girls at the lake of the ozarks all weekend………
Aug.6 at 8:20 pm
Holiday says:
You know whats funny, most of you are white guy’s that wish you were black and act like it, and hate Karl cause he act’s more like a white guy! hahahaha! (Oh and Dirk chokes, Karl got beat by the best team ever assembled!!