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Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007  |  174 Comments

The Stephon Marbury video

This is weird

By Sam Rubenstein

Oh my God I found it. Yesterday I told you about Stephon Marbury’s bizarre appearance on the Sunday Night NBC sports TV show Mike’d Up. Without further ado…


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174 Responses to “The Stephon Marbury video”

Jul.3 at 7:59 am

scott says:
thank you sam, this is GOLD!

Jul.3 at 8:09 am

tonio says:
i gone average 10 points, 12 13 dimes, and 2 3 assists

Jul.3 at 8:30 am

Tariq says:
What? Steph never slept in the same bed as KG?! I am disillusioned. Also, I’m pretty sure Marbury’s comment about averaging 12 dimes and 3 assists is straight out of Finnegans Wake.

Jul.3 at 8:31 am

backboard says:
hahahaahhaha - that 12 assists and 2-3 dimes line was weird…… - he was feeling his sisters body?? i know, i know…….. - in the end with his moves and his yelling he reminded of tracy morgan …… fun stuff!

Jul.3 at 8:39 am

John says:
this is gold jerry, GOLD!

Jul.3 at 9:05 am

Steve O says:
“how we gonna win a trophy if we gonna win a championship?”
CLASSIC

Jul.3 at 9:05 am

dpak says:
he’s a man’s man.

Jul.3 at 9:13 am

dpak says:
holy moly.
the last minute is so crazy.

Jul.3 at 10:18 am

Jake says:
That really just brought some pure joy into my day.

Jul.3 at 10:39 am

Chris O says:
That interview was a lot like the Knicks. At the beginning, it seems simple enough. You’ve got two people sitting down to do the Q&A. Halfway through though, you’ve got a mess. By the end of things, you’ve got a trainwreck and you’ve won 26 games but you can’t get any better because you traded all your draft picks away.

Jul.3 at 10:58 am

Rami says:
‘i want to see the spit on your mouth’

Jul.3 at 10:59 am

white hot eboy says:
I wonder if he was hearing “Feelin’ On Your Booty” in his mind when he was touching his sister? Steph is losin’ it, and we’re lovin it!

Jul.3 at 11:00 am

OJ says:
Did he say “that’s my better ho… my better half.. my wife”

Jul.3 at 11:02 am

Ben Collins says:
“He’s a man’s man. He can see the light.”

Jul.3 at 11:06 am

Jas says:
HES SO INARTICULATE.

Jul.3 at 11:10 am

Rob W. says:
“that’s my better hoe, my better half, my wife”.

Jul.3 at 11:12 am

Ben Osborne says:
My brain hurts. I’ve told the story a million times, but I met Steph when he was in 6th grade and I was in 8th and we were at Syracuse basketball camp. Every single thing that was true of him then has stayed true to this day: speaks a totally unique brand of English, an extremely talented basketball player, a huge sense of entitlement, a flair for showmanship, repping Brooklyn, etc. Unbelievable.

Jul.3 at 11:12 am

thomas says:
the world needs to see this.

Jul.3 at 11:15 am

Reed' says:
Either Steph and this host have some history/bad blood between them that we don’t know about or he was abusing that sticky hicky right before the show. I’d rather think he was “acting crazy” on purpose … Wow! 12 dimes 3 assists … Now we know why he doesn’t pass that much! His definition of the whole assist thing is messed up! :)

Jul.3 at 11:17 am

Nadav says:
whats the difference between a dime and an assist?

Jul.3 at 11:20 am

Russ Bengtson says:
I don’t feel like I’m ready to watch that yet.

Jul.3 at 11:24 am

Arne John says:
This is so crazy. Isiah should explain him what a damm assist/dime is. This whole: ” ..in 5 seconds…” thing is great. ok 12 ? 16 ? 20 ? and he asks for 10 minutes??? Maybe this guy is really doing something great for the kids but this one wasn’t good for him. STOP DRINKIN!

Jul.3 at 11:25 am

Sam Rubenstein says:
You have to watch it all the way through. It starts out slow, then gets better and better. It builds to a crescendo if you will.

Jul.3 at 11:32 am

James says:
Since i cant watch it work, and because everyone says its a superb video, I am actually going to risk going to the haunted library to watch it! (I live in an asylum from the 20’s (as a staff member))

Jul.3 at 11:46 am

Mikko says:
“I shoot to win, because I shoot to win.. and that’s it”

Jul.3 at 11:59 am

Joel O's says:
This is great stuff. As a point guard he differentiates between assists and uh, dimes? The part with his sister was straaaaange. I don’t even know what to say about that. Man.

Jul.3 at 12:09 pm

Lang Whitaker says:
I’m with you, Russ — not prepared to see that right now.

Jul.3 at 12:13 pm

mgw says:
Why is everyone so confused? He is going to pick up 12-13 hot women, to go along with 2-3 assists per night. As a man, I love his confidence. As a Knick fan, I just crapped myself.

Jul.3 at 12:13 pm

Brandon says:
the guy that interviewed him is a wuss, no way Mike Francesa lets Steph dictate that interview especially when they got to the KG situation. Steph will be gone at the end of his contract, good person bad teammate

Jul.3 at 12:15 pm

A-Money says:
I’m wait for this one and save it for later on tonight. Like having desert….I’m already laughing from the comments….Can’t wait!

Jul.3 at 12:25 pm

hahahaha says:
HAHAHAHAHHA funniest interview I’ve seen in a while. The whole “did you REALLY” bit was hilarious. As was the “12-13 dimes, 2-3 assists” and of course the “better hoe”. WTF is he talkin about, “feeling my sister’s body?” :S:S

Jul.3 at 12:35 pm

Drew says:
I also don’t know why everyone is so confused. This is what I took from the video: 1. If you don’t win a championship, we are all losers. But he doesn’t play for championships. He plays to win. He shoots to win, because he shoots to win. 2. He can’t give kids what they need if they don’t have it. 3. The host is amazing at keeping the sycophancy up through the interview. I can see why Stephon wants to see the spit on his mouth. 4. He can get more dimes if he plays a different position. 5. His explaination while he was holding the shoe up was brilliant. I didn’t understand it, but that is because he is on a higher plane.

Jul.3 at 12:53 pm

Jason says:
I’ve got love for Steph but someone needs to pray for him and then send that to Best Week Ever or at least do a compare and contrast between that and John Stamos and David Hasselhoff’s recent drunken interviews. And if Steph’s actually sober, that makes it even more genius. I sincerely hope he was trying to add comedian to his resume and/or messing with Bruce on live TV, fully aware of himself, otherwise this might not end as funny as it is now.

Jul.3 at 12:59 pm

mgw says:
Steph also invented referring to oneself in the fourth person. Mad props for that.

Jul.3 at 1:11 pm

RV says:
thats great stuff, i’m sure he meant 2-3 steals …still great..

Jul.3 at 1:13 pm

Reggie Evans says:
Dime is an inferior magazine.

Jul.3 at 1:13 pm

Reggie Evans says:
I’m such a homer. Simpson.

Jul.3 at 1:13 pm

bxballer says:
Damn, Steph is my dude, but WTF? I think he was a little drunk. I’m gonna pray for dude cause I ain’t NEVER seen Staeph like that. Funny but scary at the same time.

Jul.3 at 1:15 pm

RV says:
“i shoot to win, because.. i shoot to win..”

Jul.3 at 1:58 pm

Boing Dynasty says:
The teachers of America thank Stephon, for giving them the tools they need to teach the kids.

Jul.3 at 1:58 pm

Max Airington says:
That video is priceless. But it’s no Transformers…

Jul.3 at 1:59 pm

Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis says:
“i cant give them what they need if they dont have it”…………he really should be a news anchor, STEPH BURGUNDY. he needs to be on air as much as possible

Jul.3 at 1:59 pm

Stallion says:
That part about his sister is really incestuous, that dude needs to settle down

Jul.3 at 2:09 pm

Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis says:
i dont know about the whole sister thing,

Jul.3 at 2:10 pm

Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis says:
why does steph want to see the spit in his mouth???? if thats even what he said

Jul.3 at 2:21 pm

nick says:
“i don’t want a trophy; i shoot to win, because i shoot to win.” Genius. Pure, unaldulterated, genius.

Jul.3 at 2:45 pm

derrbury says:
wow, this guy is derrrrrrrrrrrrrrretarded. i dont play for the championship, i shoot to win. lmao!

Jul.3 at 2:50 pm

Reggie Evans says:
The only better than that video is the trailer to “Medellin”

Jul.3 at 2:52 pm

mark says:
“I can’t give them what they don’t have if they don’t have it.” that’s insight yo.

Jul.3 at 2:52 pm

Billy Blanks says:
This reminds me of when Steph was with the Suns and they had stole a game from the Spurs and he wanted to go like 11-12 levels higher to beat them. Dude be on dat serious stuff

Jul.3 at 2:56 pm

Young Chris #3 says:
Sam you got a shoutout on Foxsports.com: “Sam Rubenstein summed it all up nicely Monday morning, “This interview was on the level of Danny Devito’s sloppy drunk appearance on The View. It was like when Courtney Love would basically OD and then do interviews. Perhaps Stephon is just high on life. Either way, it was an uncomfortable and amazing moment in time.” As always, Slam comes through first with the news and the rest follow.

Jul.3 at 2:57 pm

sk says:
*ponders, man hindsight is a mofo*
*watchs video*
*falls out from laughter* cocaine is a helluva drug(c)Rick James…..Bitch

Jul.3 at 2:58 pm

Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis says:
cuttino still has his fingers crossed and is looking at his bff photo album

Jul.3 at 2:58 pm

Young Chris #3 says:
And do yall remember the “If we want to win the next game, we’ll have to go to a whole ‘nother level. And then if we want to win game 6 we’ll have to go to three more levels” nonsense Steph was spittin in the postgame of his first round series with the Spurs in 2002?

Jul.3 at 3:02 pm

Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis says:
2003 lil man

Jul.3 at 3:16 pm

BothTeamsPlayedHard says:
I have no idea why this guy wastes his time with basketball when he he should be preparing to be the 15th Dalai Lama. Somebody email this to Tibet.

Jul.3 at 3:41 pm

slamrules!!!! says:
hes gotta be on something its almost surreal..cant wait for him to team up with ron ron and zbo on your 2008 new york knicks nba champs !!! they should get stephen jackson too he tight wth steph

Jul.3 at 3:48 pm

drew says:
is he on extacy?

Jul.3 at 3:54 pm

Brandon says:
he straight out called his wife a ho in this video, I swear he must have been on crack, and the thing about kissing his sister just came out all wrong, Steph don’t do drugs man…LOL

Jul.3 at 3:58 pm

Derms says:
Oprah and the rest of that group Tracy jordan was afraid of are definitely shutting steph down. They didn’t go home and sleep with each other, they played basketball together, wow!

Jul.3 at 4:10 pm

galo says:
damn.
he just might be worse than Kobe, Artest AND Whooo! Jackson combined!! its just that he hides it too well.

Jul.3 at 4:45 pm

Nismo says:
It’s obvious he meant 10 points, 12 assists and 2 steals, and he just made a mistake, so calm down everybody, Steph is da man!

Jul.3 at 4:45 pm

anonymous says:
KIDS SAY TO DRUGS!!!

Jul.3 at 5:03 pm

tim says:
coked.up.

Jul.3 at 5:48 pm

Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis says:
i was bothteamsplayedhard for a couple weeks, this douchebag is fake

Jul.3 at 5:51 pm

Matt says:
Marbury may be smokin stronger stuff than Isiah, whatever it is…its pretty strong

Jul.3 at 5:57 pm

Robin says:
Ahhh! You people should really chill for just a second. OK so he communicates oddly. A lot of the interview made no sense and is hard to explain. But he obviously confused the words “assists” and “steals”, or maybe he was thinking “threes”. He knows what assists and dimes are. And most of all, he did not call his wife a “ho”. He started to say “my better whole” for whatever reason, and then corrected it to “better half”. Funny that you all automatically went there though.

Jul.3 at 6:04 pm

Tory says:
That was priceless- I hope it was an act… if not he may be clinicaly retarded.

Jul.3 at 6:07 pm

Francesco Scola says:
I went to Five Star with Steph back at Bryn Marr college many years ago and he was in my bunk. Let’s just say that he, Shamgod and Jamel Thomas all “enjoyed” the evenings and always came back to the bunk really “hungry” and were raiding the candy machines like mad …

Jul.3 at 6:19 pm

Bobby says:
“12 dimes and 2 or 3 assists” OK!

Jul.3 at 6:25 pm

Jeff_InsideHoops says:
First

Jul.3 at 6:27 pm

lalala says:
He’s definitely on something. I don’t know what it is, but you can tell by his perma-grin at the end that he’s on something. Not good. Somebody needs to give the guy a new nickname.

Jul.3 at 6:33 pm

dave says:
haha. i think he was talking about his baby daughter, not his sister.

Jul.3 at 6:39 pm

AB_40 says:
Eddy Curry, Jared Jeffries, David Lee and Jamal Crawford and ‘10 draft pick for KG and minny’s 08 seccond round draft pic(s). Sounds good to me.

Jul.3 at 6:43 pm

richard says:
“i shoot to win ‘cuz i shoot to win” WHAT??

Jul.3 at 6:53 pm

Troy Dallas says:
The last 30 seconds…wtf???

Jul.3 at 7:04 pm

steve says:
“ooh! I like that.”

Jul.3 at 7:24 pm

Jake Appleman says:
Ladies and gentlemen, God himself, masked as Jeff from Inside Hoops, is in the building!

Jul.3 at 7:26 pm

Jake Appleman says:
Man, now that he’s reached his awesomeness zenith (actually, THE awesomeness zenith) it sucks that SLAM isn’t doing any Marbury related stories any time soon.

Jul.3 at 7:30 pm

Jake Appleman says:
Jeff, I just noticed that you have Boki Nachbar and Sean Williams slated as third stringers on next year’s Nets. Step your depth chart game up, oh almighty!

Jul.3 at 7:44 pm

MOMONEY says:
blasted

Jul.3 at 8:17 pm

MrMoodle says:
God, this is just painful to listen to him talk. Thank God he has basketball skills…

Jul.3 at 8:25 pm

Mike C. says:
Does the League do drug testing during the offseason? If they don’t, I think they should start.

Jul.3 at 8:38 pm

Mike C. says:
Maybe Steph was just giddy about the whole Zbo trade and the fact that he no longer has to play with Stevie NoFranchise. When they announced the trade on draft night, I jumped off my couch and dropped my beer through my girlfriend’s glass coffee table. Maybe Steph is on that kind of high right now and can’t nobody bring him down.

Jul.3 at 9:05 pm

floe says:
hahahahahaha.. WTF !@!&@^#!

Jul.3 at 9:06 pm

Steve says:
This makes me wonder about Steph in english class in his year at Georgia Tech.

Jul.3 at 9:08 pm

Chris says:
Duke is crazy. Anyone from the CI knows it. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Steph lives in his own world but he’s a real genuine dude when he’s not on his NBA entitlement kick (which is why I really respect his community work). I used to think English was his second language in high school….and he’s actually gotten much better….wow. Always seemed like a nice enough guy, not really weird in an eat his own boogers way, but he definitely always seemed like he moved to the beat of a different drum. He’s like that good kind of crazy unlike Kobe who’s a vindictive, manipulative kind of crazy. He means everything he says too….that’s what makes it even funnier. He should hire a Steph to English translator for next season. Instead of writing a children’s book, he should write a book of Starburyisms. This video is classic. I love how Bruce Beck just says eff it and plays along at the end.

Jul.3 at 9:19 pm

Vest says:
Steph smoke too much weed, he is hilarious. A great guy, but nutty ass hell

Jul.3 at 9:36 pm

Bobby Digital says:
“i wanna see the spit on ya mouth YEAHHH!” i think we all should pray for him tonight

Jul.3 at 10:18 pm

John from Miami says:
NO COMMENT, well at least one. THIS GUY IS PATHETIC AS A PERSON.

Jul.4 at 12:16 am

Dark says:
Can’t really argue with the fact that he’s on a different plane of thought with this interview (and others . . .), but don’t call him pathetic. Eloquent speaker he’s not, but the man cares about his community and backs it up with his actions, so respect that.

Jul.4 at 12:25 am

jack says:
i think marbury has been taking lessons from president bush

Jul.4 at 1:22 am

Zach says:
my nig Steph. drunk off his ass…thats my dawg though

Jul.4 at 1:37 am

Trey48fan says:
Wow. This is a crazy video. I’m still trying not to laugh. Bet Zeke loved hearing “I don’t play for championships, I shoot to win because I shoot to win, that’s it”. C-O-C-A-I-N-E. This should be a PSA, this is Stephon, this is Stephon on drugs….

Jul.4 at 1:43 am

Dennard says:
That was awesome, he had to have been drinking before that interview. “When I kissed her, I felt her body and her soul.” LMAO….

Jul.4 at 1:48 am

Darksaber says:
Cooool Stuff, real cool. Giving away free stuff to thousands of people? Now that’s a good man there. And i am not a fan of his (as a player). Wow, i have to give it to the guy asking the questions, solid, can’t be rattled. Personaly, his “better half” calling was my higlight. Great Stuff Sam

Jul.4 at 3:23 am

brandon says:
did he say that my better ho?

Jul.4 at 3:41 am

Mike M says:
Did he just say that he was delighted to be kissing his sister and feeling her body? Did I understand that correctly?

Jul.4 at 4:17 am

Dennard says:
Yeah, dude isn’t one of my favorite players either, but it’s obvious that he really is a good dude. And to call him a pathetic person, is asinine John from Miami. You don’t really know dude, so to make a statement like that is pathetic on your part.

Jul.4 at 5:16 am

AARON says:
12-13 dimes??? that’s like $1.30 !!!

Jul.4 at 6:02 am

eastside live says:
I wanna see the spit on your mouth!!

Jul.4 at 6:54 am

RedRum says:
he is a good player, a notch down to an allstar. I think he is a good guy, with a good heart and who wants to trully give back to his community. In the interview, he was doped…

Jul.4 at 8:06 am

CK says:
I’m already waiting for a new tv-show hosted by Steph and Cam’ron.

Jul.4 at 11:34 am

#1lakerfan says:
Did he refer to his wife as his better hoe? i thought i heard him say ” thats my better half my bette hoe my better have” he should stick to giving away sneaker for six bucks or whatever the cost

Jul.4 at 11:34 am

JOE says:
W.O.W.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jul.4 at 11:41 am

um... says:
at first he just sounds dumb, in the end he’s clearly on coke. That was quite Jean-Claude Van Dammesque

Jul.4 at 12:54 pm

Chris says:
wow, what is stephon on?

Jul.4 at 1:58 pm

danny says:
there is absolutely no logical progression in his thought process. this guy is a retarded mess.

Jul.4 at 2:39 pm

Jory says:
I’m tuning in to this halftime show… TNT 2008 - Kenny, Charles…..and Steph! I mean I love Ernie, but this lineup is soooo much better. OR maybe just Magic and Steph for ESPN? Seriously - dude’s gonna be a STAR in broadcasting!

Jul.4 at 4:02 pm

Mark says:
Extacy….don’t roll b4 the show, bro.

Jul.4 at 4:41 pm

macatelly says:
wow! the only reason steph is giving his shoes away is because nobody’s buying them. this is strictly a PR stunt. he tried the selling to the hood at kmart prices but nobody’s caving in to that marketing strategy. nba-wide, everybody knows this fool is all about me-o’clock. he cares about nobody but himself.

Jul.4 at 5:37 pm

JazzFan says:
“My philosophy behind that was something not really good….”

Jul.4 at 5:58 pm

King Kong says:
LOL! This guys NUTS, the Knicks BLOW. Raptors 2008 NBA Champions.

Jul.4 at 6:46 pm

bx indahouse says:
Go Steph, haters keep hating.

Jul.4 at 7:15 pm

DJ says:
Stephon doesn’t even know what he’s talking about, i think he’s on drugs. He tries to talk intelligently but its nonsense, jibberish. He needs to stick playin’ ball and leave the interviews to someone else.

Jul.4 at 10:10 pm

jim says:
he wants to be in charge of educating every child in the world. him and george w. would make a great tag team of international ambassadors from america.

Jul.4 at 10:35 pm

Lou says:
It’s pretty obvious that Marbury has done too much Extacy. It makes perfect sense too as that drug only stays in your system for about 3 days…he can afford to use it and avoid issues with drug testing. If you have ever met anyone who has done too much “E” (i know quite a few!) you’ll see that is exactly how they act.

Jul.4 at 10:40 pm

wondah says:
knicks fans,…..that is your point guard ad franchise player….think about that…steph’s gone loony…

Jul.4 at 10:46 pm

Lou says:
You’ll even notice he performs a little “rave” move with his arms at the end!

Jul.4 at 11:36 pm

aj says:
what a moron. this guy was definitely on crack when he did this “i don’t shoot to win the trophy, i shoot to win because i shoot to win”

Jul.5 at 12:24 am

JAM says:
He said beter whole not ho. That being said, Steph had to be high!!!

Jul.5 at 12:25 am

JAM says:
He said better whole not better ho. That being said, Steph had to be high!

Jul.5 at 4:03 am

alturrick says:
I’m a huge Knicks fan…but I can’t rationalize Steph’s TOM CRUISE’s act. He is trying too hard at appearing relieved and down-to-earth. This interview was tough to watch, especially as a Black Man. He represents so much, but his comments and antics were disgraceful “I want to see the spit in your mouth”. I hope Isiah and his publist watched the interview, and help him with appropriate behavior while conducting

Jul.5 at 8:15 am

Sean says:
Don’t be so quick to criticize. Have any of you ever been in that chair? How would you react? Would all of your comments be averse to criticizm? I know most of the comments are in fun. But there are a few that are just mean spirited. For those people I ask: Have you given back to your community to the extent that he has? I think some credit (in a perverse way) should go out to Larry Brown. It appears the year spent with Stephan Marbury has changed his perception on basketball and, more importantly, life.

Jul.5 at 9:19 am

S-Tac says:
“YeAAH… I wanna see the spit on your mouth”.. wot the?!

Jul.5 at 10:29 am

Ap says:
He must be on crack or ex…there’s no explanation. Good dude, i like the man as a player, but he’s on some other level ish in this one. WOW.

Jul.5 at 11:45 am

Matt says:
Wow. Wow. Wow.

Jul.5 at 12:22 pm

tone says:
WOW!!! u add artest to this!? hahahahah pure GOOD TIMES!

Jul.5 at 2:22 pm

STAY STONED! says:
For the most part I thought the interview was fine, jus towards the end it got a little loopy. Steph’s the man tho, he aint got no problem.

Jul.5 at 3:25 pm

Chuck D says:
Man its all entertainment, I dig Steph for doing something different yet positive. Lord , do we need another contrived boring sports interview? Happy day for a happy dude who did a deed. And by the way he tried to say his wife was his better half and a better ‘host’.IMHO, Damn let the man breathe…..
Chuck

Jul.5 at 3:42 pm

Shakes says:
lololol

Jul.5 at 5:23 pm

wet willie says:
even JOHN STARKS can do better than that…. daaaamnn!!!!

Jul.5 at 6:00 pm

JR says:
is he enlightened or been lightin up?

Jul.5 at 10:41 pm

J-Smoove says:
wtf wut are yall gon crazy about tha only thing i see wrong is his damn green pants. obviuosly he talkin bout kissin his daughter and he said better whole. and at the end he is obviously playin around come on now people

Jul.6 at 2:15 am

Ryan Harris says:
Am I the only one that thinks that when he talks about kissing his sister it just sounds like borderline incest?

Jul.6 at 6:16 am

William says:
Hey Brandon, you know Francesa was probably kicking himself for not being the one to interview Marbury. Or maybe he’s thanking the almighty that he wasn’t there.

Jul.6 at 7:13 am

David says:
whats the big deal? yeah he doesnt talk like a white businessman….get off his back…..he made some grammatical errors and a few things didnt make sense…..and we all know what he meant with his sister, he didnt mean an intimate kiss…….hes a great guy doing great things for kids….more than anyone else in the NBA is…..so get off his back, and stop hyping this video up, its not that big of a deal……AT ALL

Jul.6 at 7:20 am

David says:
and he didnt call her a ho you idiots he said better half and then better whole as a joke….and the thing about 3 more levels…OF COURSE we all know it didnt technically make any sense….its just a way of saying were gonna have to play a LOTTTTTT better, why are you guys nitpicking every word he says? jesus….

Jul.6 at 8:16 am

Will says:
All of you get your heads out of the gutter!He was talking about about a “spiritual” connection with his sister. He said she had prayed for him all his life. When he missed her(probably on the cheek) he said he it was good to feel her body and soul! They probaby have a strong bond becaue of all te hard times they came through and she’s proud of him and has supported him and he “loves” her for it. As for the 12-13 dimes and 2-3 assists, I’m sure he mis-spoke and menat 2-3 steals! You ever mis- spoke before!? Get a grip people!

Jul.6 at 8:24 am

J2K says:
I think they should nickname him Starburst because he is a bust of a player and now he’s losing his damn mind. Can we say random substance abuse testing for NBA players?

Jul.6 at 8:51 am

Will says:
Had some typo’s in my previous post. Just to clarify….Marbury probably “kissed” his sister on the cheek. He talked about feeling her body and “soul”, but most of you left that part out and tried to make his comments incestuous. They are probably very close and have a strong bond as sister and brother. Also I’m sure he meant 2-3 “steals” instead of assists. He “mis-spoke” like I “mis-typed”.

Jul.6 at 12:08 pm

BRANDON046 says:
whats that noise the interviewer makes when Stephon says “we call that Shiny Stuff”

Jul.6 at 2:13 pm

Alex says:
wow this looks steph look like a crazy asshole

Jul.6 at 2:59 pm

illest says:
thats coke yo wow

Jul.6 at 3:32 pm

woodgrain89 says:
this guy has no idea what hes talkin about

Jul.6 at 3:37 pm

The Revenant says:
Would you like a sneaker with that? All the charitable work in the world goes for naught when you think about how many kids are going to see this and emulate his behavior? Poor Stephon, how sad……

Jul.6 at 3:53 pm

annnoy says:
You guys can say all you want about that interview; I still say Shaq is the crazy one–dancing butt naked in the locker room around the guys. Aside from the delusional Ron Artest, can’t nobody top Shaq, in my opinion. So, until we can dig deep into Starbury’s liquorish mind, I don’t think we will ever know what he’s thinking when you let him over-talk himself to death. We luv you Steph.

Jul.6 at 7:18 pm

lol says:
You guys saying “chill out” to Sam and whoever else is enjoying this video need to chill out yourselves. This is a BRILLIANT find, Sam. Stephon Marbury seems like a good guy off the court, but if this wass say, Kobe, saying these things, I bet you wouldn’t be defending him David and Will. So stop trying to be so damn politically correct; your boy is just did a ridiculously crackheaded interview and it should be a youtube classic.

Jul.7 at 12:02 am

annnoy says:
I’m assuming lol was one of the idiots that mistaken, whole for ho. lol, were u also one of the ones in this room that thought Marbury was talking about kissing his sister, while he was really talking about his daughter. Marbury is all slang talk. If you don’t know slang (not just talkin’ to lol, but everybody in this room), you will think Marbury doesn’t make sense. Thank you.

Jul.7 at 12:03 am

Weird Biz says:
I think this qualifies as WeirdBiz worthy… Great interview.

Jul.7 at 7:30 am

cap11778 says:
That dude was blowed too the max.

Jul.7 at 11:38 pm

will says:
Hey “lol”, Kobe is my favorite player not Marbury, nice try though(not really). But anyone seriously thinking Marbury was talking incestuously about his sister has a sick mind. By the way Shaqclown Oneal is a soft lil punk!

Jul.8 at 12:12 am

Jeff_InsideHoops says:
Jake: I’m waiting to see what happens with Mikki Moore. Usually guys taken mid or late first round are pretty buried on the bench, at least in the beginning

Jul.8 at 1:52 pm

RollingOnClydes says:
I can’t believe no one has talked about how he praises Z-Bo for being able to hit a college three, or an NBA three at any time in the game. This video is gold, and Stephon is incredible.

Jul.8 at 9:22 pm

Nash07MVP says:
there were so many Bush lines in that, it was priceless…100% Tracy Morgan…the sister thing was a little creepy

Jul.9 at 1:40 am

IllyPhilly6 says:
Somebody has got to be making the All-NBA Interview 1st team after this!

Jul.9 at 11:51 am

tike says:
Steph is CRAZY!!…hes def smoking something too strong for anyone but him too handle.

Jul.9 at 2:29 pm

Yea says:
I actually fear for his sanity after watching this. The comments about his sister (or daughter, I couldn’t follow his train of thought) are ridiculous. Feeling her body? It sounds like he’s trying to be deep, because he says “body and soul” but I have no idea what the hell he means by body. There’s really no way around it. He hardly speaks English in this. I’m pretty confident I could have done a far better interview. My 11 year old brother is more articulate than he is. And by the way, saying that he uses slang talk isn’t an excuse. He should talk like a normal human being. And most of the stuff, like, “I can’t give them what they need if they don’t have it” isn’t slang. It’s just retarded.

Jul.10 at 11:04 pm

Crazy_Lady89 says:
Yo, what the hell i wrong with Steph? He is really off his rocker. I think the NBA made a psychological examination mandatory after they seen this nigga in action. I think his wife beats him….

Jul.12 at 3:20 pm

Tres says:
Listen we have to embrace our youth when they fall to a life of drugs and sauce, instead of us providing banter we need to ship him to John Lucas, so he can get touched by John’s soul and hold back his tears of happiness …

Jul.12 at 10:59 pm

nappy headed says:
My better ho’? Gold.

Jul.13 at 5:21 am

Jeremy says:
the knicks will never be successful trying to build a program around this idiot.

Jul.13 at 9:33 am

SLAM ONLINE | » Rockets Trade for Scola says:
[…] -Speaking of NY, some in the organization have seen Starbury’s glorious interview on “Mike’d Up” and they were not impressed. At best, one Madison Square Garden executive termed Marbury’s nine-minute Q&A “bizarre.” It certainly wasn’t a shining moment for an organization renowned for obsessing over the media to the point of being controlling. “I haven’t seen it but I heard about it,” Thomas said of Marbury’s interview. […]

Jul.13 at 1:29 pm

hansosword says:
Word Tim….skeed out.

Jul.13 at 1:44 pm

nick says:
so, what was that that he gave away, about $45-worth of sneakers?

Jul.13 at 1:58 pm

ZUESE says:
thats not weed man. thats gotta be something else

Jul.13 at 5:52 pm

JPR says:
the best part was when his “better ho” started calling Steph on his cell to get off the air!!!!!
He is not getting any for a while…

Jul.14 at 11:35 am

odenformayor says:
I thought the interview was hilarious but then again Im not a Knicks fan. The end was great, reminded me of Larry King interviewing Marlon Brando. This was entertaining television, gotta go my better ho is calling.

Aug.2 at 9:00 pm

jojo14 says:
Is he drunk???

Aug.16 at 9:46 am

SLAM ONLINE | » Gilbert Is a Blogger’s Blogger says:
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Aug.19 at 3:40 am

JS21 says:
“I shoot to win, because I shoot to win.”
“I didn’t cry because I could control myself because they were happy tears, I only cry when its really bad stuff” this guys nuts

Aug.24 at 12:26 pm

Bunny says:
What college was that he graduated from?

Sep.2 at 10:53 pm

Dolf says:
absolutely hilarious…………..what is the name of the drug he is on !!!!!!!!!!…funniest interview since mike tyson prime days

Sep.20 at 11:20 am

Jared says:
he made me the basketball player i am…off the court

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