Swollen Tonsils?
Big Greg is on the shelf. Go figure.
by Jon Wiener
Is it just me, or is there something a tad ironic about Greg Oden being sidelined for the rest of the Summer League with a tonsillectomy? I mean, when I consider the forces in this world equipped to stop Big Greg from playing basketball, I picture something between Shaquille O’Neal and a tank—maybe even Shaquille O’Neal IN the tank—just not, well, a tonsillectomy.
But hey: Achilles had his heel, Greg has his tonsils– actually, Greg soon WON’T have his tonsils, seeing as that is the general idea behind a “tonsillectomy.” But since that tonsillectomy will keep Oden out of the entire Summer League, the question begs, what does this “injury” mean for Oden and the Trail-Blazers?
Well, for starters, it means that Oden will be doped-up on Percocet eating ice-cream in a hospital for two days. Just a necessary expository image I needed to put out there…
But secondly, and more importantly as it actually pertains to basketball, Oden’s tonsil-injury/ectomy means he won’t get the chance to develop his game in this year’s NBA Summer League. And judging from his woeful 6 point, 2 rebound, 10 foul performance in Portland’s opener against Boston, his game could use that developing time.Oden appeared sluggish, confused, lost, and tired in his opening NBA Game—he was even so spastic in the initial minutes that he was simply yanked off the floor. Things didn’t get much better afterwards, as Big Greg became just the third player to foul-out of an NBA Summer League Game.But in that same game, Oden still brought his superior 7’0, 250 pound frame on the court, swatted a shot halfway across the arena, yanked down an offensive board over four defenders, and nearly shook the whole arena with a slam… and in doing all that, still validated to anyone watching why Portland selected him #1. In a word, fearsome.
But now, apparently due to some oversized tonsils, we must wait to see any more of Greg Oden this summer. (I did hear ESPN was televising the event, though: “Tonsil Takeout Tuesday!”)
Does this setback substantiate Portland’s major apprehension that Big Greg is injury-prone? I don’t know. I’d need to be a medical expert, not a basketball writer, to answer that one. But Oden obviously needs to time to develop, and in missing the Summer League, he is missing a great opportunity to do that.
Portland officials said that Oden’s swollen tonsils were affecting his breathing, and thus his stamina. But Oden wasn’t so convinced:
“There’s no excuses, because I was out there playing,” Oden said. “And if I’m playing, I’m playing, so if I have a bad game, it’s not on my tonsils, it’s on me.”
The Trail-Blazers clearly aren’t taking any chances. They’re just protecting their franchise. Even it means shutting down his Summer League development and taking his tonsils out.
Doctor!!
12 Responses to “Swollen Tonsils?”
Jul.10 at 3:15 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Darn, so he’ll have to play himself into shape during the 19-month NBA regular season.
Jul.10 at 4:00 pm
H to the izzo says:
Are his tonsils bigger or smaller than Nate Robinson.Place your bets.
Jul.10 at 5:04 pm
Jon Wiener says:
i think oden’s nuts are as big as nate robinson.
Jul.10 at 9:06 pm
Kevin Wilson says:
Well, Russ, he played with one good hand throughout college, and he was pretty good there.
Jul.10 at 11:01 pm
Drolfe says:
Tonsils… weird.
Jul.10 at 11:45 pm
Boing Dynasty says:
Are you sure Kevin? I dont remember hearing anything about that.
Jul.11 at 12:01 am
DP says:
Well if it hurts it hurts. Wade had to miss some time when they took out his wisdom teeth so give the guy a break. Only time will tell is Oden is the truth or not. In my opinion I think he will be fine. He just has to get used to the game and he will what everyone is expecting him to be: a franchise player. Shoot, someone talk about Durant’s second bad game in the summer L. They are only rookies who are asked to carry a team like LeBron once was. And I really don’t think either of them are a LeBron James type player. play wit it.
Jul.11 at 12:42 am
BallingNZ says:
It’s a bit harsh to gun him on his performance at Summer Camp, it’s obvious he was troubled by the tonsillitis. Props to him for not using it as an excuse to begin with…..
Jul.11 at 2:06 am
Boing Dynasty says:
Players are never the same after they get thier tonsils removed, look at Mashburn, Bender, and Big Dogg(non-bender). Shame he was gonna be a good one.
Jul.11 at 2:42 am
Chukaz says:
So, at what time is Tonsil Takeout Tuesday starting? I’ma watch that for sure.
Jul.11 at 2:49 am
Chukaz says:
Francis’ contract was bought out by the Blazers. Good for them and good for Stevie. I hope he signs with the Lakers. That would be sick. Picture this: PG Stevie Francis, SG Kobe Bryant (I hope he starts bitchin’), SF Luke Skywalker (oh wait, it was Walton. My bad.), PF Lamar Odom, C (insert Center here) (p.s get rid of the Fat kid while you can, he is like the next Chris Mihm, and you have Chris Mihm, wait, you don’t. Just get rid of Bynum while you can)
Jul.11 at 3:40 pm
jon says:
is oden gonna be plagued with a bunch of freak injuries like this? his big toe is next…uh oh.