Jul.17 at 1:18 pm

Ryan Jones says:
Yes Marcel, it is. But thanks for checking with me.
-Jesus

Jul.17 at 1:21 pm

white hot eboy says:
Thanks for the props, Marcel. Between Cheryl and I, we could definitley get a team together that could get them out of the first round. Pat & Randy or Cheryl & Eboy…..hmmm. Cheryl, you got 150 million laying around? If I get my half up we can buy the team out. SLAM as an offical sponsor, Chukaz replacing DJ Irie as the in-arena hype man. Damn, we could do this!

Jul.17 at 1:34 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
white, I was right behind you until you got to the Chukaz part.

Jul.17 at 1:42 pm

white hot eboy says:
Russ, if I’m going to fantasize why not think in broad, dramatic strokes…like the Heat Dancers consiting of Jessica Beal, Jessica Alba, Rhiannon, Vanessa Minillo, Shakira, Beyonce & Megan Fox. Now, that would be Burning Hot!

Jul.17 at 1:49 pm

Max Airington says:
Hands off the Biel. She’s mine.

Jul.17 at 1:52 pm

Soul Glo says:
shouldnt it be whit hot eboy

Jul.17 at 1:55 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
No, but see, that’s a GOOD idea.

Jul.17 at 1:58 pm

Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis says:
im taking back by chauffeour application

Jul.17 at 2:00 pm

white hot eboy says:
Soul Glo, it used to be, but once the Heat changed their playoff slogan to White Hot I changed it too. (due to one of the Slam writers using the new nickname for J Will at that time)
@ Max, you can have J. Biel, because if I’m losing my wife I going under Rhiannon’s umbrella.

Jul.17 at 2:02 pm

Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis says:
my

Jul.17 at 2:07 pm

Max Airington says:
Now I just need her to agree…

Jul.17 at 2:09 pm

Bryant Reeves says:
how to fix the heat: buy out Shaq and make him head of stadium security. Use cap space to get young players. Remind the refs that Wade should average 25 FT a game. Advise Wade that instead of falling down 8 times and getting up 9, he should just avoid falling down all together.

Jul.17 at 2:11 pm

Cheryl says:
I was gonna enter this conversation but there’s WAY too much testosterone flyin’ around. –ASPOV

Jul.17 at 2:12 pm

white hot eboy says:
Cheryl, I think we need the ASPOV!

Jul.17 at 2:13 pm

Cheryl says:
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…;-)

Jul.17 at 2:18 pm

Cheryl says:
I might be in the minority around these parts, Eboy, but I’m thinking the team ought to just give the young bloods some burn and see once and for all if they have the skills to complement Dwyane. I think they should go ahead and sign Posey, unless they can get another shooter who defends (which, they probably can’t because those players are coveted by their teams), and play this hand out. Like I said earlier, this team was embarrassed last season. It might just make them hungrier. Anyway that’s just ASPOV.

Jul.17 at 2:19 pm

RV says:
I think at this point spanoulis would say no to front row seats at a victoria secret’s fashion show..

Jul.17 at 2:29 pm

white hot eboy says:
Seriously, fixing the Heat and making them viable in the East in and a true contender for the title again, revolves around three things. First and most importantly is how Shaq comes into the season (physically and mentally). If he’s ready to contribute full effort for at least 60-65 games and take pride in the fact that almost all of the media and most NBA fans think he’s finished then that’s a huge step in the direction they need to go. Second, while a new, more athletic, defensive minded point guard is a huge priority, a healthy J-Will is not to far off from the East’s best guards. (Sh*t, the Cavs were in the Finals with Boobie and Eric Snow, come on). So thinking that a new PG is the cure all is fools gold for any Heat fan. And lastly, while D-Wade’s helath is again critical, you can’t go into a season thinking he will be hurt again, so to me getting a Michael Petrius or another similar SF to move into the lineup is big. Athletic, quick perimiter defender who can shoot the three. That’s needed. There is talk of a Artest/Bibby for J Will/Posey/Wright/Doleac trade being talked about by two local sports show’s down here, so if that happens……the East becomes child’s play but I would still love for Riles to sucker someone into taking Toine off their hands.

Jul.17 at 2:34 pm

Douce says:
i miss trippleX when are u guys gonna do the top 50 players again?

Jul.17 at 2:36 pm

WeS says:
Steve Francis in Miami might not be such a bad thing. They won with vets that a lot of people had written off. Plus, somebody is going to need to play D Wade until he gets back. Thats a tough guard combo no matter who’s in.

Jul.17 at 2:39 pm

DubsGonDoIt says:
Glen Taylor is a liar. I still see KG getting moved this summer. The Warriors were close to getting as part of the draft night trade with J-Rich. McHale is an idiot and couldn’t get his $hit together. FREE KG!!

Jul.17 at 2:40 pm

white hot eboy says:
Cheryl, when you say young bloods, who are we talking about, Simean, Wright, Quinn and Barron & UD? With D-Wade and that lineup they might win 25 games. Might. Were locked into the Shaq/D-Wade combo until Shaq puts on a badge so we need to work around that for the next 2 years and try to complement what works for us, slow down game when Shaq’s on the floor to control tempo and once Shaq’s on the bench (from fouls or fatigue) let D-Wade freelance. That won us a title, so rinse and repeat.

Jul.17 at 2:43 pm

Cheryl says:
If there’s one thing we should know about Shaq is that he’s prideful and last year bothered him alot. He may not say it in interviews, but he is going to start the season like he did when DW went down in Feb./March. The question becomes how long can he keep that up? I don’t see any difference b/w Posey and Pietrus, except age. Posey is a good defender when he sets his mind to it. Heat fans and the talking heads down here, have to acknowledge that we really don’t have any tradeable pieces that will get us any better player than the ones we’ve got. Franchise might work here, but if JWill is healthy (and I hope he is) will Francis be cool with backing him up? The east is still weak, even with the trades that’ve gone down so far. -ASPOV

Jul.17 at 2:45 pm

Chukaz says:
Yo, I would be a badazz GM. White hot eboy & Cheryl, if you 2 buy the team, give a playa a call.

Jul.17 at 2:46 pm

Cheryl says:
I’m saying insert Dorrell in the lineup and let him sink or swim. If Simien has the goods, let him develop them off the bench. Can Cook really shoot lights out? Let him give it a shot. I don’t think we have a choice.

Jul.17 at 2:55 pm

Chukaz says:
Oh, and I don’t think that KG want to be in Minny. He probably would like to go to a cool city like L.A, Chi-town, Miami, NY. Would in the world would like to go to Minny, ’cause it’s kinda like Milwakee. (Insert Ichiro quote here)

Jul.17 at 2:56 pm

white hot eboy says:
Chukaz, you don’t want the DJ job? I was thinking you could be a modern-day Chicano Flavor Flav gettin’ the crowd hyped and maybe hook up with a Heat dancer lookin’ to catch feelins! Jessica Alba has that Latino Heat!

Jul.17 at 2:58 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
FREE DORELL

Jul.17 at 3:18 pm

mr. 1738 says:
i don’t think shaq coming back healthy is the main conern if d wade isn’t 100% it’s already over

Jul.17 at 3:58 pm

Chukaz says:
@white hot eboy: You know what, I would take the DJ job, but I would play some straight up killa gangsta sh*t. Oh, and Jessica Alba said that she doesn’t consider herself a Latina because she was born in the US to people born in the US, and that’s why I don’t like her (I’d still hit it).
@Jessica Alba: If you are not a Latina, what are you? I mean, you are not white, black, asian, canadian, European. What are you? Are you just simply another b*thch that people want to f*ck.

Jul.17 at 4:02 pm

Ryan Jones says:
I haven’t addressed this guy in a while, but… Chukaz, I’m not sure which part of your previous post is more entertaining: the fact that you typed “@Jessica Alba,” or the fact that you referred to her as a “b*thch,” or that you felt compelled to let us all know that you would, in fact, “still hit it.” It’s like everything that makes you great in one post. Yay for you, my young friend.

Jul.17 at 4:03 pm

Gerard Himself says:
I’m still pissed that one of the funniest, most candid players the league had shot someone. I mean, the man wrote “Loose Balls”! And then he turns into a Loose Cannon?

Jul.17 at 4:06 pm

jay says:
yeah i will believe that when i see it. kg wants a title..kobe wants to win..let him go to LA and we can see what they can do in the mighty west..speaking of which..i know kg is with adidas but nike should drop the kgIII..those were sick back in the day!!!

Jul.17 at 4:14 pm

Chukaz says:
Thank you, Ryan, thank you.

Jul.17 at 4:20 pm

white hot eboy says:
Ryan, that’s why he’s integral to the “new” Heat infrastructure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul.17 at 4:28 pm

white hot eboy says:
Oh, and Ryan, F*ck you re: your blog comment to me! Farmer B*itch!!!

Jul.17 at 4:32 pm

Ryan Jones says:
eboy, I think your last post got garbled in translation. I assume you meant to say, “Dear Mr. Jones, thank you so much for visiting my little ‘blog.’ I am humbled by your presence, and humbled more greatly still by how you have blessed my blog with a comment. If it is possible, your standing has only grown in my eyes.” Or something like that.
I do like “Farmer B*tch,” though. I would’ve gotten that on my personalized plates, if only there’d been room.

Jul.17 at 4:32 pm

Ryan Jones says:
Re: my personalized plates (every Camry should have them), do you know what I did get put on them?

Jul.17 at 4:33 pm

Ryan Jones says:
“CHUKAZ”

Jul.17 at 4:37 pm

dez says:
Chukaz just cracked me up with that comment. Sadly, it probably wasn’t intentional.

Jul.17 at 4:41 pm

white hot eboy says:
Ryan, you’re are one of the few as*holes that has redeeming qualities (can make me laugh out loud)so thanks for that. And yeah, my little blog is thankful for your comment, in the same sort of way that I’m thankful that I’ve never contracted herpes or ghanaria!

Jul.17 at 4:42 pm

AJ$ says:
@cukaz: u can have da GM job & ill take da dj job

Jul.17 at 4:48 pm

AJ$ says:
& ill take whatever jessica is left (alba, biel or Simpson!)

Jul.17 at 5:09 pm

Boing Dynasty says:
AJ$ = just happy to be at the party.

Jul.17 at 5:09 pm

Dblizzy! says:
If you are european, do you have to enter the draft. i don’t understand why they enter, if the don’t want to play in the NBA.

Jul.17 at 5:32 pm

Chukaz says:
Dude, I had forgotten that Jessica Simpson existed. She’s hot. She should be a stripper.

Jul.17 at 5:41 pm

Chukaz says:
@white hot eboy: I just checked out your blog and I thought that it was pretty cool. I would’ve posted a comment, but I don’t have a google account. Anyway, thanks for mentioning me on your blog.
@The rest of the world: I’m talkin’ over. I’ma have DJ Khaled make a song about me and everything.

Jul.17 at 7:15 pm

Chukaz says:
I don’t think that KG really want to win a title as much as he says he does. I think he would rather make money than win championships. I’m a big KG fan, but I’m starting to feel that he is overrated and underrated at the same time. He is probably the second best all-around player, but at the same time he is not as good as people say he is.

Jul.17 at 9:25 pm

Ryan Jones says:
“ghanaria” – what the f*ck is that, the national airlines of Ghana? Or is another of my redeeming qualities my ability to make fun of your spelling?

Jul.17 at 9:33 pm

kobe#1 says:
it would have been tight if KG went to lakers

Jul.17 at 9:45 pm

Holiday says:
Smart move for Garnett, if he dosen’t do well with the wolves this season it’s no big deal cause there a bad team, but if he goes somewere and dosen’t considerably help the team then his next contract might not be Max!

Jul.18 at 12:03 am

AJ$ says:
@boing: i m da party!
@chukaz: thatz y i mentioned her!

Jul.18 at 12:04 am

white hot eboy says:
Ryan, you big buffon, you fell for it, I wouldn’t know how it was spelled, BECAUSE I NEVER HAD IT!!!!!! Good to know you still posting after your Ping Ping comment, though.

Jul.18 at 12:35 am

Decs says:
why do people (AJ$ and Chukaz) keep spelling the as das and replace z’s with s’s(does anyone else think that looks queer), its like its dipsh*t hour or something.

Jul.18 at 1:02 am

Klemperer says:
Why two E’s in your name, white hot eboy?

Jul.18 at 1:09 am

Decs says:
BREAKING NEWS: Yi is an asshole. Well thats the impression i get from the people who do his talking for him. They/he seems to want everything handed to him. Doesnt want to join Bucks because there are to many tall players. Hey dude, ever heard of EARNING your playing time? Grow some balls and toughen up.

Jul.18 at 1:51 am

Russ Bengtson says:
According to Wikipedia, “Supermax” is the name used to describe “control-unit” prisons, or units within prisons, which represent the most secure levels of custody in prison systems. It can also be used to describe Kevin Garnett’s contract, which may be the reason his team struggles to surround him with complementary pieces. Well, that and Joe Smith.

Jul.18 at 2:48 am

Chukaz says:
Joe Smith was the first pick for Garnett’s draft wasn’t he? Has he ever been any good? Why the f*ck would Minny want to get him?

Jul.18 at 3:39 am

Slobodan Chutzpah says:
White Hot, you probably meant Rihanna. This Rhiannon character is indeed also a songstress, but if you stuck her on the Heat Dancers, there’s a strong possibility the elderly citizens on the team would suffer some kind of seizure. I strongly urge everyone to check out the link below.

Jul.18 at 3:53 am

Russ Bengtson says:
Spanoulis “desperately wants to stay in Europe”? What the f*ck did Jeff Van Gundy do to the poor guy? P.S. And STAY there this time. Jerk.

Jul.18 at 3:54 am

Chukaz says:
What link?

Jul.18 at 3:56 am

nothin _personal says:
It is carefully suggested in the Greek media that he has some kind of important family problem. I stopped caring a week ago, though. He is just not good enough.

Jul.18 at 8:43 am

white hot eboy says:
Slobadan, I did mean Rhianna. My mind was becoming cloudy thinking of the new Heat dance squad yesterday. My bad!
@Klemperer, I explained this yesterday to another poster, it used to be just whit eboy, but once the Heat changed their playoff slogan to White Hot 2 years ago, I changed it too. (due to one of the Slam writers using the new nickname for J Will at that time) Whit Hot Eboy doesn’t have the same feel. Althouhgh, after this Heat’s playoff performance this year, I’ve contemplated changing it to Burned Out Eboy, Swept by Bulls Eboy (too American Indian sounding) and a handful of other names.

Jul.18 at 9:36 am

Ryan Jones says:
“Buffon” is a soccer player. You can’t spell AND you write gay love letters. I hope your 2-year-old is ashamed of you.

Jul.18 at 9:57 am

white hot eboy says:
Ryan, I’m glad you’re still reading all of my posts, letter by letter. I’m flattered that you take such interest in my mindless ramblings. I would like to write a personal love letter to YOUR blog but since the “average” person can’t view it, I can only assume that you have plenty of male admirer’s that have “easy” access to your account so go ahead and enjoy yourself.

Jul.18 at 9:59 am

Wolvesfan says:
You can see it in his eyes that he is a true wolf. But it is so sad to see that the best pf in NBA for last 4 years doesn’t get any help.

Jul.18 at 11:15 am

Ryan Jones says:
I’m your stalker, eboy. Until you drop that “e,” I’m not letting you out of my sight. This way, we can be gay together.

Jul.18 at 10:26 pm

Andrew McNeill says:
aw, san antonio’s not that bad.

Jul.20 at 7:59 pm

AJ$ says:
@decs: im honored 2 be in DA same category AZ CHUKAZ. Maybe now i can get my own post! o fyi:f*ck u! (4 calling me queer!)