Darko Milicic on Pau Gasol’s “Softness”
Plus: The Bulls are smart.
-Darko Milicic, despite a published report claiming the opposite, says that Pau Gasol isn’t soft at all. He’s all man, baby.
“I never said that Pau Gasol was soft. I never said it. They made it up. I mean, I’ve said a lot of things to newspapers that I shouldn’t say before — I know I did that — but I didn’t say this. I just talked to Pau 10 minutes ago and said, it’s not true.”
(Matt Watson at FanHouse was kind enough to transcribe the video. By the way, Darko, could you find a tighter-fitting shirt?)
-Earlier today, we touched on LeBron’s upcoming gig as the host of SNL. To be honest, I don’t think it’s going be all that good, mostly due to the fact that the show now completely sucks. Remember when it used to be good, like when Michael Jordan hosted? Aaaah, good times. Hey, nice shoes, Mike.
-In a brilliant marketing move, the Chicago Bulls are scaring their fans into buying season tickets. I wonder if Dick Cheney is a consultant of theirs.
-Louis Amundson should be taken seriously, says the Philly Inquirer. I will not take Mr. Amundson seriously, in fact, I’m going to finish this delicious bagel and then completely forget about him.
-Greg Oden wants to go home with his mommy.
Hopefully they let me go home with my mom because they usually want you to stay for 2 weeks, but im doing good and its gonna suck being out here by myself in a hotel room all day.
-Free Mike Vick (or Ookie if you prefer)!!! Too soon?
27 Responses to “Darko Milicic on Pau Gasol’s “Softness””
Jul.19 at 1:24 pm
Ryan Jones says:
I blame it all on the ookie. Am I alone?
Jul.19 at 1:33 pm
Sanchez says:
In breaking news Amstel produce a fine ale indeed… (Its 3.30am here in Bogutville an I’m- well, like i said, hmm where was i?)
Jul.19 at 1:39 pm
Gerard Himself says:
psssh…. Darko’s getting soft.
Jul.19 at 1:54 pm
James says:
Michael Vick is, allegedly, a very awful human being.
Jul.19 at 1:55 pm
Mike C. says:
I think Darko stole that shirt from me. I had a shirt like that and I lost it at a keg party a couple weeks ago. C’mon Darko, you just signed a fat contract, you don’t need to be stealing my shirts at keg parties.
Jul.19 at 2:02 pm
Cheryl says:
Hey, I like the tight shirts. I told y’all awhile back, the baggy sh*t is done. Stop hiding your beer gut. Work out and put the six pack where it belongs. We wanna know what ya workin’ wit. –ASPOV
Jul.19 at 2:11 pm
Mo Charlo says:
I used to play for a small college in Memphis, where the Grizz would go and work out. I had the opportunity to work out with Pau once or twice. He is soft. Also, people in Memphis are excited about getting Darko, when they traded the #2 pick for the 2003 draft away, as if it’s some sort of restitution to get him back. http://www.commercialappeal.com/mca/grizzlies/article/0,1426,MCA_475_5629158,00.html
Jul.19 at 2:36 pm
Gerard Himself says:
Put the sixpack where it belongs? You are absolutely right.
*grabs heineken*
*checks slamonline.com*
Jul.19 at 2:44 pm
Cheryl says:
I hope that’s Heineken Light…
Jul.19 at 2:46 pm
Gerard Himself says:
I’m dutch. “Light” is sooooo American.
Jul.19 at 2:59 pm
Joel O's says:
daaa bears! hilarious
Jul.19 at 3:35 pm
Cheryl says:
FRANCHISE IS A ROCKET AGAIN.
Jul.19 at 4:06 pm
Hizzo says:
YEAH YEAH MR. FRANCIS HIMSELF IS GONNA BE ON THE ROCKETS!!!!
Jul.19 at 4:27 pm
J-Lao says:
and the link to darko, that is Pau in the picture not Darko Marcel
Jul.19 at 4:29 pm
Gerard Himself says:
J-Lao: Marcel is talking about the youtube link.
Jul.19 at 4:30 pm
Gerard Himself says:
I mean: the link behind “all man”
Jul.19 at 4:45 pm
Chukaz says:
Darko is ready to go all Kobe on us. Not that anybody will care anyways, you know, ’cause he’s Darko. Someone should tell Darko that if Pau is soft, he is like melted ice cream in the sun, just soft.
Jul.19 at 4:59 pm
Young Chris #3 says:
Just when I thought Darko actually had what it takes to make it in the L…
Jul.19 at 5:18 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Are the Bulls implying that they’re about to trade for Kobe and Garnett? Because otherwise I don’t see them selling out for the next decade right away.
Jul.19 at 6:49 pm
Chukaz says:
Can you blame Greg Oden to go to his mommy? If I has hurt like him, I would like to chill with my mommy.
Jul.19 at 7:33 pm
Greased Up Deaf Guy aka Clay Davis says:
ron mexico strikes again
Jul.19 at 10:56 pm
Colie says:
free Mike Vick
Jul.19 at 10:59 pm
Colie says:
+ Gasoul is the weakest big man ever
Jul.20 at 2:55 am
Sesa says:
@Cheryl.
I think the current trend is that tight fitting Shirt and baggy pants. Those Polo Shirt looked baggy because the one whom wear it has more than average height.
If I was hurt I’d prefer to be accompanied by mommy in the hotel room. Another “Mommy” that is… or even mommies.
Jul.20 at 4:23 am
Keith says:
No offence to the Bulls but the only reason they sold out fo many games straight was because they had God, the Son of God and the Devil all on one squad. I’m not sure too many fans will be quite as excited about seeing Joe Smith playing minutes for them.
Jul.20 at 10:59 am
Candice says:
The Bulls was #1 in attendance lsat year and always have great attendance.
Jul.23 at 12:33 pm
Dillan L says:
Darko callin Pau soft?Thats like the pot callin the kettle black.