They’re bringing Riley back
Yup!
Nice vacation. Leave when your team is fat and out of shape and struggling with injuries to Shaq and Dwyane Wade’s teeth. Come back after All-Star break refreshed. Coach of the year: Ron Rothstein.




They’re bringing Riley back
Yup!
Nice vacation. Leave when your team is fat and out of shape and struggling with injuries to Shaq and Dwyane Wade’s teeth. Come back after All-Star break refreshed. Coach of the year: Ron Rothstein.
11 Responses to “They’re bringing Riley back”
Feb.13 at 12:41 pm
Drer says:
HA! oh yea. First!
Feb.13 at 12:52 pm
mutoni says:
im still searching for stan’s body.
Feb.13 at 1:04 pm
dez says:
Its in Riley’s Playoff Motivational Mystery Bowl! Ssshhhhh
Feb.13 at 1:21 pm
Reggie Evans says:
IN other news, I decided to stop seeing my wife until she got her fat ass back in shape. She looks great now, so I guess I’m baaaack!
Feb.13 at 1:51 pm
Reggie Evans says:
One night Dwyane Wade dreamed a dream.
He was walking along the beach with Pat Riley. Across the dark sky flashed games from Heat’s season. For each game, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to him and one to Pat Riley. When the last game shot before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. Around the time before the All-Star break there was only one set of footprints. He realized that this was at the lowest and saddest times of the Heat’s season. This always bothered him and he questioned Pat Riley about his dilemma. “Riles, you told me when I decided to follow you, you would walk and talk with me all the way. But I’m aware that during the most troublesome times of this season there is only one set of footprints. I just don’t understand why, when I need you most, you leave me.” Riles whispered, “My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you.” “Also, you carry the ball on your crossover.”
Feb.13 at 1:56 pm
Shiz says:
Shiz = not surprised
Feb.13 at 3:12 pm
SteveSmith8fan says:
I am really surprised that the national media is not calling Riley out for this. Can you imagine the outcry if Zeke would have pulled this stunt with the Knicks?
Feb.13 at 4:53 pm
Jake says:
Pat Riley is an NBA legend and he has nice suits. Zeke is an ex-player with a bad coaching record and effeminate features. That is the difference between them.
Feb.13 at 7:09 pm
Simon says:
nice work Reggie.
Simon also = not surprised
Feb.13 at 8:32 pm
Dylan Rice-Leary says:
sevenm onths ago, people couldn’t stop talking about Riley being the ‘master motivator.” Something tells me that this won’t affect the Heat too badly.
Feb.14 at 3:24 pm
Frank says:
Why does he always leave when the team isn’t doing well then subsequently return when they’re on the rise again?