Joumana Kidd Unloads
And it’s ugly.
You knew it was only a matter of time before Joumana Kidd spilled her guts about her failed marriage to Nets guard Jason Kidd, and boy did she ever. I’m going to just copy and paste the words directly from The Smoking Gun website, which has acquired the legal documents:
According to Joumana, 34, Kidd has engaged in extramarital affairs with “several different television reporters,” as well as strippers in Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana, a Nets season ticket holder, a Nets employee, and a cheerleader in New Orleans.
Joumana also contends that she recently discovered a prepaid cell phone of his containing text messages and naked photos sent by various women. Joumana portrays Kidd, 33, as a masochistic binge drinker and excessive gambler who began beating her even before the pair’s 1997 marriage.
She claims that Kidd assaulted her while she was pregnant with the couple’s first child and has struck her with everything from a large rock to a cookie. Once, after Kidd kicked her in the stomach causing blood to appear in her urine, Joumana alleges that he told her, “I don’t give a f–k.” She also claims that Kidd resorted to purchasing her expensive jewelry (a $585,000 pink diamond ring and a $550,000 diamond pendant) as a way to apologize for his marital infidelity.
Wow, I feel dirty after having just read that. Awful, awful stuff. The worst part is that this is likely only the beginning.
(Thanks to Deadspin for the find.)
64 Responses to “Joumana Kidd Unloads”
Feb.16 at 3:37 pm
Reggie Evans says:
FOREST!
Feb.16 at 3:37 pm
Reggie Evans says:
BRATWURST!
Feb.16 at 3:38 pm
Reggie Evans says:
first.
Feb.16 at 3:38 pm
mutoni says:
the league must be absolutely THRILLED that this and the hardaway thing exploded at this time of the year. just delighted.
Feb.16 at 3:39 pm
Reggie Evans says:
How am I going to explain this to my kids?
Feb.16 at 3:46 pm
mutoni says:
seriously, a cookie?! am i a bad person for finding that a tad hilarious?
Feb.16 at 3:48 pm
Ryan Jones says:
A LARGE ROCK. The girl’s like 2-foot-9 and he hit her with a large rock. Yeah. This is awesome in the worst possible way.
Feb.16 at 3:49 pm
Ryan Jones says:
But HEY — at least she didn’t say he was gay.
Feb.16 at 3:51 pm
mutoni says:
yeah, but what the smoking gun didn’t disclose is that richard jefferson IS gay. hi-yo!
Feb.16 at 4:12 pm
whooo! says:
a cheerleader in NO? how does this man keep rackin up those triple doubles all the time w/ all these ladies on the road? (alleged)
Feb.16 at 4:15 pm
Ric Bucher says:
My names Jason Kidd my Son already has dirtStache. He is going to have to start shaving pretty soon
Feb.16 at 4:20 pm
Chris C says:
well, more trouble for the nets. atlantic is lookin good for the raptors. unless the knicks pull it together. (lol)
Feb.16 at 4:22 pm
Sparker says:
did u think he met that indiana stripper at the same club that whoo jackson got roughed up by the one-armed midget?
Feb.16 at 4:23 pm
Matt says:
This coming from a woman who has sent her own son to steal his father’s personal things. The man did more counseling than required for his first transgression and gave up alcohol. She’s a psychotic b*tch who just can’t stand to lose. and she started the RJ rumor. I say JKidd should hit with that rock about now.
Feb.16 at 4:24 pm
Chris says:
So J Kidd began beating her BEFORE they got married, and she stayed with him for 10 years. You beat me once, shame on you, you beat me for 10 straight years, shame on me.
Feb.16 at 4:26 pm
Ty says:
This is all too damn personal who cares!?
The fact of the matter remains is that Jason Kidd grabs 8 rebounds a game.!?
Feb.16 at 4:30 pm
Cheryl says:
I HATE adulters! If I had one on my team, I’d ask to be traded! Let it be known that I’m an ADULTER-PHOBE! Yeah, that’s right, I don’t like’em and I don’t want to be around ‘em.
Feb.16 at 4:31 pm
Cheryl says:
not to mention wife-beaters. oh, never mind…
Feb.16 at 4:38 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Ouch, what a mess. She looks damn good in white, though.
Feb.16 at 4:39 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
And who’s the Nets employee he hooked up with? I hope it was Sly.
Feb.16 at 4:39 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Mutoni, how about an Anna Nicole Smith post next? The kids LOVE this sh*t!
Feb.16 at 4:40 pm
Sparker says:
u mean alleged wife-beaters. and alleged adulterers… as opposed to alleged child abusers. … and alleged psychotic bitches. and mutoni means… alleged homosexuals. i think. or does he?
Feb.16 at 4:40 pm
Ty says:
Hey Cheryl, I don’t know you but I like you and I want to be around you and you should be on my team. Don’t worry I’m not Cheryl-phobic.!?
Feb.16 at 4:42 pm
mutoni says:
don’t tempt me, ryan.
Feb.16 at 4:46 pm
Cheryl says:
Ty, LMAO! Let’s do this!
Feb.16 at 4:58 pm
Ty says:
Hey Cheryl, you gotta my space page or something?! Oh yeah I don’t mean to sound dumb but what does the O stand for.
Feb.16 at 4:59 pm
Jax says:
Can you say “bitter beer face”.. Wow, and not only did she stay 10 years after getting beat, she had 3 kids with him and accepted those gifts he gave for the supposed affairs. Wonder what’s next, “he tried to have me trick for him and Snoop” or he wanted me to dress like Ice T’s wife. I guess she forgets her son can read an will see all the things she says about his dad…..Mother of the year quality for sure.
Feb.16 at 5:00 pm
mutoni says:
easy, kids. this blog ain’t a place to get a date. or is it? hm…
Feb.16 at 5:01 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
I’m totally going after Joumana when her divorce is final.
Feb.16 at 5:03 pm
Cheryl says:
o stands for “off”. as in “laughing my a$$ off”. no, don’t have myspace, not that “advanced” i guess.
Feb.16 at 5:11 pm
Drer says:
But, where did TJ get that “watermelon dome” he’s rocking?
Feb.16 at 5:13 pm
Drer says:
Man, looks like bangin’ strippers are the females of choice for NBA cats..Dude..Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana? Allegedly of course!
Feb.16 at 5:13 pm
c-note says:
I haven’t watched a Nets game in a minute, does he still blow kisses when he shoots freethrows?
Feb.16 at 5:15 pm
Drer says:
Yeah, but he now..blows a kiss, rubs his ass, and then blow a kiss again. As in “Bitch, kiss my ass”…
Feb.16 at 5:17 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
He’s blowing kisses to random women in the crowd. And Nets employees. And cheerleaders.
Feb.16 at 5:18 pm
Cub Buenning says:
Marcel, if the past couple of weeks has taught us anything, it’s that this website’s potential is limitless.
Seems like only yesterday, when it was just Lang–the Links and some dudes around the country writing up game recounts?
Feb.16 at 5:19 pm
DBlizzy! says:
So that’s why TJ looks like that, it was the abuse he took while still in the womb… It all makes sense now. The dirt stache, the man sized head
Feb.16 at 5:20 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Also, TJ is 27 years old.
Feb.16 at 5:36 pm
Drer says:
Bagging and Banging an NBA wife is soooo easy even a geico 1cave man can do it.
Feb.16 at 5:40 pm
Will Lee says:
fuck cares about that. That bitch has been an attention seeker since they were married. If one beat you before you 2 get married, how would you get married with him? She deserves all this shit and bitch says: I gonna be leaving with half!!!!!
Feb.16 at 5:49 pm
Ty says:
Its all good, Cheryl. I don’t have a my space page either but we could get together if it ain’t no problem. This is kind of awkward but if you could somehow manage to send me a picture via email or better yet post your email address we could get take it from there.
This is the last comment that I will write that doesn’t relate to sports. I guess?!
Feb.16 at 6:04 pm
mutoni says:
could this be the first slamonline-generated relationship? fuck a craiglist!
Feb.16 at 6:04 pm
Reggie Evans says:
Maybe this will give Vanessa Bryant the courage to do what’s right.
Feb.16 at 6:08 pm
Joe Morane says:
Disgraceful, utterly disgraceful.. Jason Kidd is a real piece of work! What a loser! Hope she takes him to the cleaners.
Feb.16 at 6:11 pm
Boing Dynasty says:
Jason Kidd broke up with Gabrielle Union, in High School…and TJ seems like he should have a 2 foot rat tail.
Feb.16 at 6:12 pm
Mike C says:
Jason Kidd doesn’t have a gargantuan head, but his kid does. Maybe Mrs. Kidd wasn’t so faithful herself.
Feb.16 at 6:14 pm
Reggie Evans says:
JKidd, we hardly knew ye.
Feb.16 at 6:39 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
At least Tim Hardaway doesn’t hate him.
Feb.16 at 6:42 pm
Rod Strickland says:
Are we sure he was throwing rocks, bricks seem more likely.
Feb.16 at 6:43 pm
1hush D says:
Jkidd should throw cookies instead of blowing kisses before each free throw. Seriously, a stripper could bring out a box of them when he goes to the line and he could throw a handful into the lower level and get a lap dance and then shoot a free throw. After the game he could go drink beer with Timmy and they could slap women around and make fun of gays while David Stern tells them how to dress.
Feb.16 at 7:31 pm
Jake Appleman says:
He strained his lower back reading her side of the story
Feb.16 at 9:25 pm
albie1kenobi says:
i think he knew she was gonna put him on blast before the all-star weekend, so he injured himself and thus not having to deal with the media this weekend.
domestic violence is not a laughing matter, but that cookie thing is…funny? i half don’t buy her story, but maybe i’m just bias.
Feb.16 at 10:02 pm
Omar says:
I’d totally date Joumana, but Anna Nicole Smith asked me to take care of her daughter should anything ever happen to her. True story.
Feb.16 at 10:28 pm
The Wrench says:
This thread is lots of laughs! Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Joumana knows!
Feb.16 at 11:09 pm
mutoni says:
that’s cold, o.
Feb.17 at 6:37 am
Darksaber says:
Omar, get in line.
Feb.17 at 6:37 am
Darksaber says:
Didn’t know Joumana was THAT hot, damn Ason.
Feb.17 at 7:46 pm
Carlo says:
Man it’s kinda sad. But then again it’s like who gives a fuck?
Feb.19 at 11:17 am
Dirk_Fan!!! says:
There are really some good laughs in the comments, even though it’s a sad subject.
But if everything is true, what Joumana ist listing, how could she been married to J-Kidd for such a long time. That’s out of my mind, so I don’t really believe things, she is saying
Feb.20 at 3:21 pm
Teresa says:
To Mediatakeout who started that rumor about RJ being gay: I’ve got a photo of the abonminable snowman playing one-on-one basketball with cro magnum man. You interested? Poor, poor Joumana. Now she’ll have to actually work, meaning she’ll have to go and open her own bank account, figure out ten million dollars, minus the fifty-two dollars that she spent on a pair of socks. Cheer up lady, you did not do so bad to marry the man. The only thing you did wrong was to put the tracking device on his car and not on his penis. Then you would have absolute proof that he’s been bumping a woman in every city, then you would get more alimony. And instead of romping around the house in a thong, you should have worn a turtle shell, in case he put something sharp in those cookies.
Feb.23 at 8:02 pm
Hmm says:
These men in sports go for these ‘trophy’ wives and realize that beauty is not in how straight or wavy your hair is or what color eyes you have or how light your skin is, beauty is deeper than the images we see in the magazines or commercials. Track record, Kobe…. Real men want real women. Do any of you know what that looks like? I question the authenticity of your reply.
Nov.22 at 10:52 pm
Jen says:
i don’t believe this stuff is true.
i know he beat her and stuff
but i dont find these really accurate. i love kidd
Jan.27 at 7:35 pm
lebron james says:
im going to tell him straight if this is true or better yet im going to dunk on him and if he hits me and i pee blood im going to whipp his
Mar.27 at 10:41 pm
Dwayne Wayne says:
Bitches Get Stitches