Delonte West Has A Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Allegedly.
Man, it must really suck to be a Celtics fan today. Well, the whole year has sucked to be honest, but today has been especially bad.
Caryn Taylor, who was Delonte West’s live-in girlfriend, allegedly went buck wild when Delonte tried to end the relationship last year. According to the police report, Taylor choked and bit West, and tried to slash her own wrists with shards of glass. Yeeesh!
This only came out because Caryn Taylor skipped her court date yesterday; she was going to be arraigned on domestic assault and battery charges for the attack which took place in late December at the couple’s home. A warrant for her arrest has been issued, authorities said.
Taylor told police she wasn’t trying to kill herself but was cutting herself to show West she wasn’t “(expletive) around” about their relationship. She said she was angry because West’s friends and family had been staying with them and were “picking on her.”
Of course, no article on Delonte West would be complete without a visit to his classic interview on Page 2, in which he described what his idea of a romantic evening would be. Some highlights:
“So, I pick her up in my white convertible. From there, I’d have the music pumping on the radio. The Jim Jones pumping, you know, ‘Summer in Miami’ song pumping. Got to keep a little gangsta, you can’t be too soft. You can’t be in there playing some guy that’s crying, talking about don’t leave me and love me baby, wah wah and all that. So Jim Jones pumping and then from there, wind blowing through the hair, boom, we get straight to the point — we eat afterwards because I don’t want to kiss no onions. I don’t want to kiss you tasting like onions and steak and mushrooms and everything.”
“Yeah, we’re going to my yacht. We’ll pull up at the docks and got a guy waiting for us, open our door up and we walk down a lit-up dock and onto the yacht, where we have dinner set up on the boat and we just cruise out on the water. Sit down and have some dinner, some shrimps and steaks, keep it nice and breezy. Pop some bottles, some Moet Rose. The red Moet, we ain’t popping no Kristal, it tastes like urination. We ain’t popping no Kris, that’s $500 a bottle. It ain’t that serious. It ain’t going to get you drunk. Make sure you put that in there. We ain’t doing a $500 bottle, we’re doing a $99 wine and dine.”
“OK, so from there, we’re doing a midnight skinny-dipping jump. Alright? From there, hopefully she’s got money because I hope Jaws gets her, boom, make sure she got me in the will, bank, I’m good. Oh well, shark got her! Jaws got her. Nah, we ain’t going there.”
“One more thing: When we’re on the yacht eating, we’re going to have some Popeyes chicken. That’s for dinner. It’s to let her know, put a mental image on her mind, first and foremost, if you ain’t from the hood, you don’t like Popeyes chicken. Everyone there loves Popeyes chicken and the biscuits — phew. But that’s just getting it on her mind, saying, you know, ‘Yeah, I can wine and dine you, but I’m a little rough around the edges and I’m keeping it real with you. I can be romantic, but this is real, we’re going to eat some chicken tonight. Chicken and biscuits.”
Call it a hunch, but I have a feeling Delonte’s Valentine’s Day was a tad different this year.
31 Responses to “Delonte West Has A Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”
Feb.22 at 6:49 pm
DBlizzy! says:
Maybe that explains that sore on the corner Delonte’s mouth. He’s had it for years, but I need justification for it.
Feb.22 at 6:50 pm
Tom says:
wow! this is so crazy it almost seems fake.
Feb.22 at 6:58 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Stay classy, Delonte.
Feb.22 at 7:09 pm
Boing Dynasty says:
Delonte west is lame. He’ll always be 2nd banana to Jameer anyway.(no cat mobley)
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Feb.22 at 7:10 pm
Nadav Mor says:
Thanks for stopping by, Delonte
Feb.22 at 7:13 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
And wait—was he dating Britney Spears?
Feb.22 at 7:18 pm
albie1kenobi says:
i love the fact that he even though (hypothetically) he has a yacht, he won’t do the 500 bucks bottles, instead chooses to keep it real with $99 wine and popeye chicken. also i love the way he keeps saying “make sure you print this” or “check this out”.
Feb.22 at 7:19 pm
Drer says:
I figured most NBA dudes..have none game when it comes to the ladies..
Feb.22 at 7:20 pm
Boing Dynasty says:
popping bottles on a yatch, eating fried chicken and bumping jim jones, and a guest appearance by Jaws? sounds like the stereotypical black-ish, white-ish, red spotty, wack tattoo sporting, strange face having guy to me…
Any Last words Del? - “if you ain’t from the hood, you don’t like Popeyes chicken. Everyone there loves Popeyes chicken”
Feb.22 at 7:39 pm
Max Airington says:
Those biscuits are good.
Feb.22 at 7:45 pm
Chris says:
Bwahahhahahaha. That’s funny. at first I wondered how delonte ended up with such a crazy b*tch, but since he apparantly picks up his hoodrats at the bus stop in his drop top, it all makes sense. I guess it’s a good thing he’s rich or dude would be lonely
Feb.22 at 7:45 pm
Kene says:
…can’t front on the biscuits. Those really are kinda nice.
Feb.22 at 7:59 pm
J-Bird says:
Has anyone ever noticed that his face kinda looks like Pinochio’s?
Feb.22 at 9:29 pm
Noah Doucette says:
yeah he does
Feb.22 at 11:51 pm
David says:
” It ain’t going to get you drunk. Make sure you put that in there. “
Feb.23 at 1:07 am
mdshuai says:
What, nothing about their delicious red beans and rice? But crap yes those biscuits are…biscuitalicious. They’re so good they need their own adjective. Love that chicken from Popeyes!
Feb.23 at 5:01 am
Tim Dennis says:
He is ghetto, but really who does he really have to impress haha
Feb.23 at 10:20 am
Mike says:
I always thought that mark by Delonte’s mouth was a herpes breakout.
Feb.23 at 11:48 am
dez says:
Mike, me too. for the longest time, i’ve thought that.
Feb.23 at 12:58 pm
Boing Dynasty says:
Who said it wasn’t?
Feb.23 at 1:28 pm
bigmike407 says:
You’re in the league giving your chick Popeye’s chicken & Rose? No wonder she went nuts. I know Popeye’s is good but mixing it w/ the Rose is probably not advised.
Feb.23 at 5:29 pm
dez says:
“Take her to your yacht, dog.”
Feb.23 at 9:27 pm
keri says:
umm…thanks delonte west does NOT have herpes..get your facts strait.
Feb.24 at 1:49 am
Larsylad says:
Guys, guys, you messed up the headline. Don’t worry, I got your back. Delonte West’s Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Has A Crazy Ex-Boyfriend
Feb.24 at 5:57 pm
TrippleX says:
damn i want popeyes now…
Mar.4 at 9:52 pm
emmet says:
the mouth thing is facial herpes. I’m a doctor
Aug.13 at 1:00 am
jrizzle says:
delonte you keep it real dog thats why i always been a fan of yours with that sweet j, yo philly got mad love for you cuz, great career at the joe dog
Jan.16 at 10:20 am
Courtney says:
DELONTE WEST DOES NOT HAVE HERPIES SO IDK WHY YOU NEED TO LIE ABOUT THAT. STOP HATIN ON HIM! SERIOUSLY….
Mar.12 at 8:52 am
Brittany Chapman says:
I love DELONTE that is my future husbadn..so all hoes get off his swag…lol..but yea..thats sounds nice..and for future reference..NOT ALL “HOOD” PEOPLE LIKE POPEYES..BECAUSE IM NOT FROM THE HOOD AND I L IKE POPEYES..SOO
Apr.7 at 2:23 pm
Annomous says:
None of you know what your talking about because I know him personally and all these comments are so funny…as for the “DOCTOR” your a lier cause he was born with that on his face LIER! LMFAO!!!
Apr.11 at 6:10 pm
Jeane says:
I agree, I know Delonte as well and he is a sweet guy! Definitely isn’t HERPES (I’m going to need some of you to spell your words right, especially if you’re going to attack someone)! Please don’t hate on someone that isn’t anything but a gentlemen!