Eva Makes Tony Look Bad Again
How much more can this man take?
Move over, Doug Christie. There’s a new sheriff in town.
You see, while Eva Longoria may think getting married to Tony Parker is terrific and all (after succesfully working through their issues, the couple announced their engagement on Nov. 30th, 2006), she’s not too thrilled about the idea of him having a bachelor party beforehand.
According to a source speaking anonymously to Touch Weekly magazine, “Eva thinks letting men have bachelor parties is just asking for trouble.”
Now, while I can understand where Eva is coming from on the matter, just how bad could a party attended by members of the San Antonio Spurs be?
(via: The Hater Nation)








17 Responses to “Eva Makes Tony Look Bad Again”
Jan.3 at 5:57 pm
TheHype says:
Beno Udrih is a pimp!
Jan.3 at 5:59 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
Eva’s right. Stand strong Tony.
The Hater Nation is the truth.
Jan.3 at 6:22 pm
boston's finest says:
i hope david robinson is in attendance. maybe he’ll bring AC Green as well. keynote speakers @ this “bachelors” party
Jan.3 at 6:27 pm
Tom says:
and tim duncan can get the party started by doing the Robot……….i would pay to see that.
Jan.3 at 6:36 pm
J R says:
maybe the stripper will be a robot. who knows?(dam you tom, i wanted to make the first robot joke)
Jan.3 at 6:40 pm
ana8 says:
there such party animals down in San Antonio that bachler party is defenitely gona be wild
Jan.3 at 6:52 pm
David says:
I wonder if Bowen will make any dirty plays at the party…
Jan.3 at 7:08 pm
mutoni says:
bowen will be playing defense at the party.
Jan.3 at 7:52 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Call me whipped, but if Eva Longoria was sleeping with me, I’d do whatever she wanted.
Jan.3 at 9:53 pm
rollin 60 crip says:
if she wuz sleepin wit me i would do anythang fo heeer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan.4 at 1:37 pm
Darksaber says:
“Cherie, may i have my balls back? Nooo, not zee synthtique ones loverrrr” Way to go Eva. Repress him and watch him nail those texan honies by the dozen. Yiihaa indeed
Jan.4 at 6:20 pm
NFL Adam says:
Thanks for the link up, Marcel.
Jan.4 at 6:59 pm
Mike says:
Ya I agree with Russ, Eva has some phenomenal Swag!
Jan.6 at 7:09 am
Dj says:
I’m sure tony doesn’t mind a bit. I wouldn’t. Hell, I would do a lot more than give up a bachelor party to be in TP’s position…
Feb.1 at 6:21 pm
Tommy Patron says:
Who cares what she thinks?
Apr.2 at 9:30 pm
Sesa says:
Why the hell I would want a bachelor party if Eva goin’ to be my party everyday? What kind of bachelor party would there be if its held by San Antonio Spurs? Too much defense and not enough offense.
May.9 at 4:12 pm
» Eva Longoria Is Shutting Down Tony Parker - SLAM ONLINE says:
[…] If you were to ask Tony Parker which opponent he’s had the toughest time scoring against in his career, he won’t name the Pistons or Bulls, he’d probably say Eva Longoria. Not only does Wifey not want him to have a bachelor party before their wedding this summer, now she won’t even have sex with him before the big day. Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria has imposed a ‘no-sex’ policy on her fiance Tony Parker until the couple exchange vows in July. The actress implemented the ban to help basketball star Tony reach the NBA play-offs with the San Antonio Spurs. […]