Separated at Birth: Mark Cuban
All young billionaires look alike.
Why do people love Separated at Births so much? Sometimes people look alike and it’s a big accomplishment to point that out. Robert Horry looks like Will Smith, WOW! Especially now that Will has grey hairs for the role he’s playing in his new movie. My favorite types of sep-at-births are when they humiliate and embarass the subject. For example we gave you millionaire Donyell Marshall and ex-junkie Bubbles from The Wire, and I’m the guy responsible for the Adam Morrison-Tina Fey connection. Not to mention Lang’s classic Andrew Bogut-Ashlee Simpson one. And you wonder why she had to get a nose job. So, here is my latest entry into the embarrasing Separated at Birth series. In this one, we have Mark Cuban, a self-made billionaire who many people find to be slightly annoying. On the left, there is another billionaire. Brandon Davis, the man who’s greatest moment was wearing a “Team Firecrotch” shirt. Maybe they’re more fraternal than identical twins. Hopefully someone else sees this.
20 Responses to “Separated at Birth: Mark Cuban”
Dec.4 at 1:38 pm
Wizfan says:
first?
Dec.4 at 1:38 pm
Wizfan says:
yesssss!
Dec.4 at 1:47 pm
RJ says:
second
Dec.4 at 1:58 pm
orteezy says:
first to say that this davis guy is a douche
Dec.4 at 1:58 pm
orteezy says:
…at least looks like one
Dec.4 at 1:59 pm
Andrew says:
^Seriously, what is up with people and getting first posts?? But I dont see it Sam. For some reason Mark Cuban has always reminded me of Bruce Banner. It seems like everytime a ref makes a bad call he’s gonna rip his shirt off and turn green.
Dec.4 at 2:05 pm
J-bird says:
ha! dont be surpised if Cuban posts a blog condemning Slam.
Dec.4 at 2:27 pm
Vitor says:
I agree with Andrew. this first stuff really pisses me off… Instead of really commenting the post and saying something noteworthy, guys just wanna go on record to say they are on slamonline 24/7
Dec.4 at 2:34 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Not really close. Donyell and that guy from The Wire was much better. Much like your Giants, Sam, you’re slipping.
Dec.4 at 2:47 pm
jbn74sb says:
Cuban and this dork, whoever he is, look nothing alike.
Dec.4 at 2:52 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
I should have found a better picture of Brandon. This one is before he went into rehab. I had to cut the Hilton sisters out of the picture.
The Giants biggest mistake was poisoning the team with Lavar Arrington’s Penn State blood.
Dec.4 at 3:09 pm
Max Airington says:
Team Firecrotch! Sam is point as usual. Ryan havent they fired you yet?
Dec.4 at 3:11 pm
Boing Dynasty says:
Sam while you football team does blow, this should cheer you up
http://xxlmag.com/online/?p=6549
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Dec.4 at 5:20 pm
O'Neezy says:
The funniest one had to be the Mena Suvari-Sheldon Williams seperated at birth
Dec.4 at 5:24 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
Thank Boing, but Bol’s personal thoughts on the matter aren’t enough to make up for what’s happening to the Giants.
I loved the Mena-Sheldon one as well. She is not attractive.
Dec.4 at 6:00 pm
Darksaber says:
FIRECROTCHHHHH! Aah, what a prick that guy is… Billions from mom and dad must put you above any other person on the planet. Well at least la lohan didn’t step into that PR landmine.. for once
Dec.4 at 7:43 pm
Waxtron says:
Dip Set is down with Rollerblading so that makes it a little harder for me to bump. I think Charlie Villanueva looks like a Ferengi from Star Trek.
Dec.5 at 4:54 pm
Mike says:
I think the real separated at birth is Donyell Marshall and those old Mr. Potato Head toys.
Picture a Mr. Potato Head with cornrows and you have Donyell Marshall.
Mar.16 at 1:27 am
David Stern says:
What? That dude don’t look anything like Mark Cuban. This guy looks like Mark Cuban. http://winterstuds.com/Images/20060129_MTX_15v_Rebeaud.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQzwrIoxQSE
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