Nov.30 at 5:13 pm

Lang Whitaker says:
I predict this will be Ryan’s favorite post of the week.

Nov.30 at 5:21 pm

BETCATS says:
accordin to this TP’s wife is fuckin Jay-z’s women. http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/eva-longoria/ (this was sent to me by my girlfriend and it is funny)

Nov.30 at 5:25 pm

marcel mutoni says:
…or maybe ever

Nov.30 at 5:28 pm

Nads says:
“Tony had her during her best years…”
Classic Ish.

Nov.30 at 5:32 pm

Omar says:
Eva’s overrated. As an actress AND even more as a sex symbol.

Nov.30 at 5:34 pm

Max Airington says:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/07/eva-longoria-is-stunning.html

Nov.30 at 5:45 pm

Matthew says:
Hey O, did Tony do better than ‘Melo?? Eva or LaLa? Besides, I thought you were only going to date ugly girls from now on so why bother with Eva??? She may be a little overrated in both areas, but she is still fine as hell.

Nov.30 at 5:46 pm

Boing Dynasty says:
Slow down player, Doug and Jackie got that title on lock.
1

Nov.30 at 5:55 pm

Nads says:
Rick Fox and Sharon Stone, fellas

Nov.30 at 5:57 pm

Max Airington says:
Joumana Kidd. And it’s not even close.

Nov.30 at 5:58 pm

Chris O'Leary says:
Was it her name, or did it just say “Glen Rice’s wife”?

Nov.30 at 5:58 pm

Max Airington says:
Plus, it’s a miracle she’s still alive. Have you seen the diameter of TJ Kidd’s head?

Nov.30 at 5:59 pm

Lang Whitaker says:
Don’t forget Glen Rice’s wife, the only NBA wifey to get her name on the cover of SLAM.

Nov.30 at 5:59 pm

Lang Whitaker says:
And be nice, Max.

Nov.30 at 6:00 pm

Max Airington says:
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/joumana_kidd.jpg

Nov.30 at 6:01 pm

Max Airington says:
You’re right. But Omar started it.

Nov.30 at 6:03 pm

Max Airington says:
KG’s wife is up there too.

Nov.30 at 6:06 pm

Reggie Evans says:
Kobe’s wife?

Nov.30 at 6:17 pm

Glen Denham says:
Can someone find out if Eva will go to the pants party with me? I love lamp.

Nov.30 at 6:55 pm

Omar says:
Kobe’s wife fine as hell. And I’m back to dating hot women. I just came back from the ave and saw this FINE woman buy her man (who looked like a Latino Beanie Sigel without a record deal) a $500 leather jacket. Gave me hope. And yeah, J. Kidd’s wife is all that and a bag of chips. And not the 25 cent bag, I mean the dollar party bag.

Nov.30 at 7:31 pm

Ryan Jones says:
She’s no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Nov.30 at 7:31 pm

Ryan Jones says:
Omar’s right. I mean, Omar’s pretty much always right, but he’s definitely right on this one.

Nov.30 at 7:32 pm

Ryan Jones says:
About Eva, I mean.

Nov.30 at 7:50 pm

Playa says:
Props to TONY PIZZLE

Nov.30 at 8:12 pm

albie1kenobi says:
“Don’t forget Glen Rice’s wife, the only NBA wifey to get her name on the cover of SLAM.”
when did this happen? was it right after that all-star game when she told Rice to keep on shooting it that won him the MVP?

Nov.30 at 10:11 pm

Adrian Zapata says:
Man im tired of mexican girls… theres this one girl in a few of my classes taht looks so much like eva longoria that i think they have to be related, AND shes from corpus christi..

Nov.30 at 10:59 pm

Omar says:
Tired of Mexican girls? I don’t know whether to be offended or question your sexuality.

Nov.30 at 11:02 pm

Max Airington says:
Kim Kardashian, definite jump off. If Ray J and Nick Cannon can get it, I just might have a shot.
http://myspace-572.vo.llnwd.net/01426/27/57/1426977572_l.jpg

Nov.30 at 11:57 pm

Jeff says:
kobe’s wife aint ugly but that grill needs to be fixed…

Dec.1 at 1:16 am

illydiva says:
Does this mean Eva has finally told her grandmother that Tony is biracial? http://metadish.com/news/eva-longoria/eva-longorias-grandmother-wouldnt-approve-of-her-biracial-relationship.php

Dec.1 at 2:30 am

Nads says:
Sloan. from Entourage

Dec.1 at 7:18 am

Darksaber says:
Don’t know whether to be happy for mon ami, or to pity him. Well probably a bit of both. Way to commit Monsieur Parker. I’d still take Miss Alba ANY day of the week over tiny Longoria.

Dec.1 at 9:02 am

Froggiestyle says:
TP just do all of us a favor and sign a pre-nup - or she’ll take your medical bennies just like Omar said. Yet another reason to always present yourself as living at your parents and taking the bus to work - important 21 ?’s and A’s about a lover with a broke (albeit cute) ass… ^-^

Dec.1 at 11:07 am

CASHVILLE says:
My girl thinks I hate my beautiful African American race because I like latino chics but she just doesn’t know. Mendez, Longoria, Lopez, that chic in Rush Hour 2, and those few in my apartment complex. Wow!

Dec.1 at 11:46 am

Rome says:
What about ole girl in the elevator from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Dec.1 at 12:45 pm

Ron says:
Cashville, I too am a brotha fascinanted with the latinas. Roselyn Sanchez is the chic from Rush Hour 2. By the way they are getting ready to Rush Hour 3 and Yao will be playing a Triad Member who gets his but kick by Jackie Chan. I can’t wait to see that.

Dec.1 at 2:52 pm

Omar says:
Man, they took forever to make Rush Hour 3. And i’m sure it’ll be whack. And yes, the girl from Harold and Kumar, Roselyn Sanchez, Jessica Alba and Sloan are all worthy of carrying my seeds.

Dec.1 at 4:53 pm

BETCATS says:
a real wack movie out now is Rocky 6. How the hell does a 60 year old white guy try and knock out a 20 somethin year old black male. it makes no sense.

Dec.2 at 6:56 am

eljady says:
betcats you’re right! It’s called nonsense. But on the Eva tip, she’s fine latino haters. I got 5 that live across the street from me ALL FINE AS HELL……..

Dec.2 at 10:58 pm

jrichordieflyin says:
speaking of hot girls, google petra nemcova. whoa!

Dec.3 at 9:16 am

BETCATS says:
only a 7/10 but she is still good lookin

Dec.3 at 11:00 pm

tony says:
i give her a 40/40 shes fine sorry parker

Jun.29 at 8:57 am

keith o'reilly says:
niiiiiiiiiiiiiice