Why David Lee Is Cool
Sure he went to Florida, but we like DLee anyway…
On Friday night Russ and I went to the thoroughly uninteresting Nets vs. Knicks game. Was battling sleep all evening, especially since the Nets were Vince-less and Kidd-less.
After the game in the Knicks locker room, we were talking to David Lee. DLee told us that his girlfriend (who I think is a model, although I didn’t want to ask) doesn’t know anything about basketball, so she asked him if she should buy a magazine or something to learn about the game. He said he told her to go out and get a SLAM magazine and maybe try to kind of study that.
She went out and bought a SLAM, but she accidentally bought SLAM presents Kicks instead of a regular issue of SLAM. She studied Kicks instead.
So, David Lee said, his girlfriend still knows nothing about basketball, but now she knows everything about the release date for the new Jordans and other shoes.
23 Responses to “Why David Lee Is Cool”
Oct.16 at 12:45 pm
noah doucette says:
sweet
Oct.16 at 12:56 pm
Alex says:
Haha…sure he went to Florida? How’s being unranked feel Lang? Good luck in the Liberty Bowl my friend.
Oct.16 at 1:24 pm
Boing Dynasty says:
A more fitting tittle would have been,
“Why models are stupid”
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Oct.16 at 2:48 pm
Shotcaller21 says:
Sounds like a good woman - he should keep her.
Oct.16 at 3:32 pm
TrippleX says:
yo david less girlfriend is HOT! but here is my top 5: Nash, AK47, Dirk, Kobe and Gasol.
Oct.16 at 3:57 pm
H to the izzo says:
My God TrippleX I hate you
Oct.16 at 4:14 pm
Lang Whitaker says:
Alex, I’m not too upset with being unranked. UGA was supposed to be down this season anyway. I’d rather be unranked and out of it than ranked number two and lay and egg on national TV anyway.
Oct.16 at 4:35 pm
keo says:
like i said yesterday, this season David Lee will be the most reconizable white men in the NBA.
Oct.16 at 5:01 pm
Big DS of InsideStreetball says:
Ask David Lee if he got posterized playing streetball @ the “Kingdome” this summer. Even though he got dunked on, he did his fair share of dunking on others. I think that if he gets a lot of time at Power Foward that Knick fans will be happy.
Oct.16 at 5:14 pm
TrippleX says:
@ TrippleX copycat Thanks for copying my name and my top 5!
My Top 5: Nash, Dirk, Gasol, AK47 and Kobe
Oct.16 at 6:06 pm
marcel mutoni says:
if we end up instituting deadspin-esque commenting regulations at slamonline, you’ll have TripleX to thank.
Oct.16 at 7:39 pm
t dot j. says:
my top 5: christina milian, scarlett johanssen, jessica alba, vanessa minnilo and rihanna. oooooooooooooooooooooooooo tdot………………
Oct.16 at 11:16 pm
DP says:
sounds interesting, slam is a very wise choice for basketball knowledge. but i need to know more so when is the new PUNKS issue coming out?
Oct.17 at 4:04 am
bja says:
Big DS: David Lee is going to be the most recognisable white man in the NBA? Have you heard of a German guy named Nowitzki?
Oct.17 at 8:07 am
Kobe says:
My top 5: Handlogten, Ramos, Dickau, Balkman and Scalabrine!
Oct.17 at 2:10 pm
Harlem World says:
Rhianna? Have you seen the size of her forehead? Thats a no no homie. Take some of that junk from her forhead and put it in her trunk, where she needs it.
Oct.17 at 4:48 pm
H to the izzo says:
You can still be hot despite huge foreheads look at Mariah and Tyra Banks and look what TrippleX is after starting SLAM do something before we start getting top 5 players from the uzbekistan league
Oct.17 at 10:15 pm
Will Lee says:
models are hot but mostly stupid…
Nov.2 at 7:31 pm
Love & Basketball says:
That’s a riot..way to educate his girl http://loveandbasketball2.blogspot.com
Jan.26 at 5:51 pm
Irina says:
Why would he want to date someone so stupid who doesn’t know how to search the internet and found out about basketball… or just watch couple of games….
Feb.27 at 11:40 pm
5Dimes says:
oh, come on guys, don’t hate on the poor/stupid model, D-Lee is just trying to show off, and he is well deserved to
May.28 at 1:47 am
knickfan says:
d-lee is the shit
Jul.3 at 3:43 pm
TMT says:
David Lee’s new nickname? White Slam