Photo Caption Contest Winner
We have a winner, but it’s not Tony Parker…
Last week we asked you to come up with a caption for this picture…

We have a winner. First, some of the captions that were good but not quite good enough…
• “Eva, c’mon, its just like in the movie Ghost.”
• “This isn’t plaster…Timmy spilled his personality all over my arms. Boy is this gonna mess up my floater.”
• “Papier mache IS French, but it’s not as fun as I thought.”
• “Always wear clean drawers; you never know when you’ll have to pose half-nude and covered in plaster”
• “Let this be a lesson to anyone who thinks they can mess with Pascal Giberne.”
• “At least I’m not playing for the Knicks”
• “It’s time for Tony to add Rep. Foley to his “block sender” list.”
• “So what was the name of this magazine again?”
• “last night i went out and got plastered”
All great responses, but…the winner is…(drumroll)…Rich, who wrote…
• “Tony Parker provides motion capture for NBA 1K7 for the Atari 2600 in stores 9/25/1982.”
Rich, send me an email with your hat size and we’ll send you a New Era special-made SLAM 100 fitted hat.
Thanks for playing everyone, and whenever you find a funny picture out there, send it in!







11 Responses to “Photo Caption Contest Winner”
Oct.4 at 4:24 pm
Ryan Jones says:
I was f*cking robbed.
Oct.4 at 4:53 pm
Chris O'Leary says:
I blame your overconfidence, Ryan. Assuming you’ll get the loot before the thing is over screams ‘04 Lakers.
Oct.4 at 4:58 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Fair point, Chris. As a FORMER Laker fan, I should’ve known better. Have I mentioned that I used to be a Laker fan? And does anyone have thoughts on that topic? I wonder…
Oct.4 at 5:02 pm
albie1kenobi says:
definitely thought that was the winner too. hate it when i laugh out loud at the office.
Oct.4 at 5:31 pm
Chris O'Leary says:
You did the right thing bailing on the Lake show. Was it rel8ed to anyone inparticular?
Oct.4 at 5:33 pm
albie1kenobi says:
nice one Chris. and what do you call people who jump off the wagon when things go wrong? anti-banwagon jumper?
Oct.4 at 6:06 pm
Chris O'Leary says:
It depends on the state of the wagon. If the driver’s ego grows to the point where no one else can fit on the wagon, it’s a circumstantial wagon-jumping.
Oct.4 at 9:59 pm
Isaac says:
Ryan,you’re the T.O. of the comments. Your in-contest performance was outstanding, but your postgame drama was even more entertaining.
Oct.4 at 10:48 pm
Max Airington says:
I still like you Ryan. You treacherous whore….
Oct.5 at 5:59 am
bja says:
I love how you can call the editor of the mag a ‘treacherous whore’ and not get your comment moderated.
Oct.5 at 11:33 am
Max Airington says:
Me too. Here’s hoping he can take a joke….