According to the Chicago Tribune, Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested and charged with punching a cop after a cop stopped him from riding a scooter in the park. The best thing about this is that they didn’t just arrest the guy who plays the mascot, they arrested the guy while he was in the mascot costume. How about starting the Ben Wallace era off with a bang.

If that’s not great enough, remember that a year ago the other half of the Bulls mascot team was busted selling pot out of his car near the PJs. Obviously these men are the most gangsta mascots of all time, and the Bulls front office people better be careful because you know the Blazers are coming after this duo.

And what is it about mascots and their scooters?