By Sam Rubenstein

If I were Kevin Durant, I would go back to school, just so the Boston Celtics wouldn’t be able to draft me to play for their team. Would you want to work for a guy that did THIS?!?

Contact with his mother. A well-written headline, and totally disgusting. Nice work headline writer!
In other amusing headline news, “March Badness” has been used a million times. But this one really fits.