November 13, 2008 12:33 pm  |  47 Comments

The Perks of Being D-Wade’s ‘Jump Off’


You get to wear his championship ring and have the photos zip around the internets.

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  • namik Posted: Nov.13 at 12:37 pm
    The stars of the class of 2003 need to step up their games when it comes to females.

  • Sdfigits Posted: Nov.13 at 12:41 pm
    Dwayne especially, I guess that 50 sexiest people ranking didn’t make him aim any higher

  • B. Long Posted: Nov.13 at 12:48 pm
    Yall can post this you couldn’t post the pic of Mario and Beasley playing dominos with a joint in his hand? Turrible.

  • Hass777 Posted: Nov.13 at 12:49 pm
    did anyone expect this man to stay married to his highschool sweetheart in south beach?lmao

  • TADOne Posted: Nov.13 at 12:57 pm
    Lucky bastard.

  • ciolkstar Posted: Nov.13 at 1:00 pm
    The one in the 1st pic isnt great looking. Cant really tell below, is it supposed to be the same girl? Wade’s taste (and maybe his eyesight) is starting to come into question after Star and now this… South Beach has better to offer I’m sure.

  • riggs Posted: Nov.13 at 1:01 pm
    damn dwyane….step your game up.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Nov.13 at 1:01 pm
    Good Lord, could they have made those rings any bigger?

  • NACHOveli Posted: Nov.13 at 1:01 pm
    jump off, jump off!! you know she a jump off! I let her snort a mountain, and she just jump offed!!

  • riggs Posted: Nov.13 at 1:08 pm
    shout out to joe budden, padded room out soon! halfway house in stores now!

  • riggs Posted: Nov.13 at 1:10 pm
    im look at the pictures with the rings….that cant be his real ring can it? it looks like a south beach knockoff

  • Breeze Posted: Nov.13 at 1:10 pm
    yes halfway house is crazy..and seriously these nba wifey’s is not looking like they use too ..d wade should have stayed on gab union trail

  • Breeze Posted: Nov.13 at 1:10 pm
    yes halfway house is crazy..and seriously these nba wifey’s is not looking like they use too ..d wade should have stayed on gab union trail

  • Spaceship Jay Posted: Nov.13 at 1:16 pm
    Is anyone else annoyed that this Breeze kid keeps posting comments twice?

  • TADOne Posted: Nov.13 at 1:35 pm
    Um, the first pic is actually D-Wade’s highschool sweetheart and the one he married.
    Also, no of ya’ll better talk any junk about my girl Gabby Union or there WILL be problems, problems….

  • karma Posted: Nov.13 at 1:56 pm
    i know someone already mentioned this but: JUMP-OFF! JUMP-OFF! you know she a jump off! pull my d*ick out and watch her jump on jump off! I let her snort a mountain and she just jumped off!

  • riggs Posted: Nov.13 at 2:02 pm
    Slamonline.com ANNOUNCEMENT: Please refrain from posting wack lil wayne lines.

  • Allenp Posted: Nov.13 at 2:23 pm
    The first pic is Wade’s ex-wife.
    So basically, she was dead upon his arrival in the NBA. She had to know that unless she became Jackie Christie there was no way she could compete.
    Not saying that makes adultery justified, just saying it was pretty inevitable.

  • JackBrown Posted: Nov.13 at 2:33 pm
    The comments on that site are pretty amazing.

  • NACHOveli Posted: Nov.13 at 2:42 pm
    thank you karma for the lil weezy jump off lyric correction. i knew i was missing something

  • Z Posted: Nov.13 at 3:05 pm
    Allenp, inevitable? Whoa, slow your roll. He cheated, yeah… BUT I’m sure there are some faithful dudes in the L.

  • Jukai Posted: Nov.13 at 3:11 pm
    I’m amazed Lebron’s girlfriend has lasted this long.

  • Spaceship Jay Posted: Nov.13 at 3:34 pm
    You know Jukai, so am I; So am I…..

  • BETCATS Posted: Nov.13 at 3:59 pm
    I highly doubt those are real. Wade is Strong on the ring? I dont think he got that put up their. Also, since Wade is in 0 pictures, and since all the pics center around a ring that is probaly not the real deal, i am gonna call this bullsh!t. This b!tch in the pics is probaly just a groupie anyways. She got a unofficial Converse chain on, a Team Wade tee shirt and a fake ring? And SLAM calls this news?

  • BETCATS Posted: Nov.13 at 4:00 pm
    !!

  • BETCATS Posted: Nov.13 at 4:02 pm
    now to repeat my previous comment that is in moderation ” I highly doubt those are real. Wade is Strong on the ring? I dont think he got that put up their. Also, since Wade is in 0 pictures, and since all the pics center around a ring that is probaly not the real deal, i am gonna call this bullsh!t. This b!tch in the pics is probaly just a groupie anyways. She got a unofficial Converse chain on, a Team Wade tee shirt and a fake ring? And SLAM calls this news?”

  • Allenp Posted: Nov.13 at 4:17 pm
    Jukai
    Have you seen Lebron’s girlfriend?
    She is a certified BANGER. Plus, she had a decent job before he met her. Now that she’s popped out two kids, she’s set for life. Even if he decides to stray, she’ll be just fine.
    Z
    I think the number of faithful dudes in the league is really low. I mean, lost of cats in the real world can’t be faithful to their wives. So you add in millions of dollars and groupies everywhere, and it’s pretty obvious that the incidence of adultery in the league is high. Now, that doesn’t mean cats are smutting everything that moves, but I’m sure that most cats in the league have sidled up to the groupie buffet with their plates in hand.

  • Allenp Posted: Nov.13 at 4:17 pm
    BET
    It probably said “Wade is 15 strong.”
    You know, like the slogan from that year?

  • Diesel Posted: Nov.13 at 4:35 pm
    That chain looks like it’s spray painted cardboard. Do you really think Wade hooks up with a girl and then gives her a Team Wade shirt? If he does he’s my hero. But I’m highly doubting it.

  • ciolkstar Posted: Nov.13 at 5:19 pm
    AllenP is pretty much right about NBA players. Except for AC Green and maybe Timmy(?)

  • adams Posted: Nov.13 at 5:42 pm
    I think that female is Wade’s mother. Please show some respect.

  • Juscheckin Posted: Nov.13 at 6:10 pm
    If D-Wade knew he couldn’t be faithful to his ‘highschool sweatheart’ then maybe he should have thought about that befor he married her. I swear these dudes haven’t learned a damn thing from Magic Johnson and these jumpoffs. SMH, damn just dont get married.

  • Juscheckin Posted: Nov.13 at 6:10 pm
    ^D-Wade still a baller though, LOL!!

  • BETCATS Posted: Nov.13 at 6:30 pm
    “Allenp says:
    BET
    It probably said “Wade is 15 strong.â€
    You know, like the slogan from that year?”
    My problem with that is that it is on a ring that is not from last year. F-A-K-E

  • Young Chris MP3 Posted: Nov.13 at 7:37 pm
    Yeah, the ring doesn’t say “Wade is Strong” it says “Wade” and underneath “15 Strong” which was Pat Riley’s Miami’s “Ubuntu” the year they won the championship. Remember they had all of those championship cards with “15 Strong” on the back of the trophy that they kept hidden in that bowl? Eboy or Cheryl can clarify if needed.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Nov.13 at 7:49 pm
    BET all the heat players have “15 Strong” on their rings. I dont know if the sh!ts real or not, all i know is Dude was/is piping Gabriel Union, so cant nobody tell him nothin.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Nov.13 at 7:51 pm
    chris is right, except it was a kiddy pool with a tarp over it.

  • Jayemmbee Posted: Nov.13 at 7:53 pm
    isn’t Wade married? he was on TNT in May saying they were all good and making appearances , far as I know?

  • ClydeSays Posted: Nov.13 at 8:29 pm
    Can’t do SH*T in the age of cell phone cameras!

  • BETCATS Posted: Nov.13 at 9:02 pm
    i still find it hard to belive that a championship was not that flashy. It had some diamonds, but the whole thing in general seems too fishy. Plus if this is real, why isnt wade in any of the pics 1, and why did he allow the jump off to take all these pictures of herself without wade while wearing wade stuff? I just dont think its real.

  • Darksaber Posted: Nov.13 at 11:39 pm
    Oh come on, you cheating on Gaby with THAT? Now i REALLY don’t get all the posing on the court, Flash. Ah well, back to the “fight” in Phoenix. xoxo..Goss… umm, never mind.

  • Gaz Posted: Nov.14 at 12:22 am
    JRich and Gerald Wallace’s girls also get to wear their championship rings. Oh hang on, they don’t have championship rings nor do they have girls. They play for the Bobcats…

  • Shu Posted: Nov.14 at 2:14 am
    Oh snap!! Get him BET!! Get him!!

  • BETCATS Posted: Nov.14 at 10:57 am
    Gaz, they got you. Your a real pu$$y b!tch, you will do.

  • Diogo Posted: Nov.14 at 3:03 pm
    The one wearing the ring is fine.

  • Beth Posted: Nov.14 at 6:39 pm
    I think everything in the photos are real. Looks like D-Wade was on the road (by the hotel room they’re in). It’s the same girl in all photos, she just took her hair down during the “ACT” and was rewarded with a Team Wade shirt. Hilarious. Actually, it looks like D-Wade took the photos his damn self. hahaha

  • Gaz Posted: Nov.17 at 4:15 am
    @Diogo, well you are obviously not talking about anyone associated with the Bobcats. I don’t think anyone on that ‘team’, if you will, has ever laid their eyes on a championship ring.

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