November 8, 2008 9:45 am  |  31 Comments

Line Of The Night — Devin Does Detroit

And Melo wonders.

by Shannon Booher

Line Of The Night:

Devin Harris — 38 points, 5 boards, 2 assists, 1 steal

These 38 points against the Pistons included 20-24 from the line! The question everyone is going to ask…would Chauncey have allowed that? A.I.’s offense is Determinedunquestioned, but he brings a different type of defensive presence than Mr. Big Shot.  Even on O, down the stretch, there were a couple of plays where A.I. made a much different play than Chauncey would have in the same situation, but A.I.’s way worked, too, in those cases. Losing to the teams like the Nets, though, will not work. So it still remains to be seen how well he will fit in defensively–and overall–with a franchise that has become synonymous with the word “team” in recent history.

Worst Of The Night:

Have the wheels fallen completely off in D.C.? The Wiz dropped to 0-4 after a 108-114 loss to the Knicks on Friday. Ever since Agent Zero hurt his knee, they started to develop and identity as a tough, gritty, defensive team, and now, so far this year, they are giving up more points than a great icosahedral 120-cell.

Near Oscar Robertson Of The Night:

Dwyane Wade — 33 points, 10 boards, 9 assists, 3 steals

So this is what he would look like if DWade was allowed to play back at Marquette for Can Duncan jump anymore?a few games. After the Tony Parker injury, San Anton went from a team that traditionally has one of the best D’s in the League, to a team that looks like one of the best D-League teams, in the League.

LeBron James — 27 points, 9 boards, 8 assists, 4 blocks, 1 steal

You know what it is, you know how it is. The four blocks really underscores probably the only underrated aspect of the King’s game–his D. And speaking of game…Business LeBron has plenty of it, don’t he?

C.J. Watson — 9 points, 8 boards, 8 assists, 1 steal, 1 torn elbow ligament

Watson took over Nellie’s point guard reins, in place of DeMarcus Nelson, Friday night, and stuffed the stat sheet, but the team took an L to the Grizz. This could be yet another short-term situation, as Marcus Williams–the most pedigree-ed PG of the three–finally made his Warriors debut and may have this spot on lock soon.

Jason Kidd — 22 points, 10 boards, 9 assists, 2 blocks, 1 steal

A near-triple-double list this long would only be complete with the master. Uh…what were we saying about Billups’ D?

Juan Dixon made a surprising run at this section last night, too, but amazingly came up short in the points column with only 5–rarely seen.

Moment Of Reflection Of The Night:

The scene: Carmelo Anthony, fresh off a victory over the Dallas Mavericks, in Chauncey Billups’ (a legit point guard) debut, wanders Denver’s 16th Street Mall, with a mindless grin wide across his face, mumbling:

“And I wonder, if you know, what it means…to find your dreams…And I’m back on my grind…a psychic read my lifeline…Told me in my lifetime…My name would help light up the Denver skyline…and that’s why I’m…7 o’clock that’s prime time…Coach Karl watch, imploring me from the sidelines…he always give me playing time…I’m a star, how could I not shine?…Now Chauncey Billups in the house…Chauncey Billups in the house without a doubt…Something with this deal got me thinking it’s for real…I gotta point!…We got a Black presideeeeeeent…Trade it for nothing, not even a MVP and some riiiiiiiiiiiiings…You ever wonder what it all really mean?…You ever wonder if you’ll ever find your dreams?”

Team Dime Of The Night:

Mike Bibby — 19 points, 12 assists, 3 boards,

Apparently Bibby is not intimidated by all those mean mugs Jose Calderon offers up Evilness. Look at those eyes...during games. Apparently the rest of the League should be intimidated by–GASP–the best team in the East, your Atlanta Hawks! They stomped the life out of the Raptors last night (come on fellas, make a run!) despite losing J-Smoove early on to a high ankle sprain. The ATLiens might even be able to keep this type of play up without their star, considering their bench has been a strength so far this season. Smith may decide he has achieved it all and just retire, anyway. Right before he got hurt, he put down a sick alley oop and received a perfect 10 on the vaunted Dominique “Dunk-O-Meter”. Really, what more is there?

Shaq sits out vs. the Bulls in the first game of a back-to-back situation, and with that 6 and 5 line, looks like Steve Nash basically sat out, too…George Hill at least showed the physical attributes to explain his selection by the Spurs in the first round…This just in–the Jazz are good at home…Brad Miller back on the scene, drops a double-double on Al Jefferson’s head, Kings win…Come on. Rudy Gay. That dude is sick. Nastaculous. We once called him the next Tim Thomas. Public apology… FREE RUSSELL WESTBROOK!…Sorry, K-Mart, but we’re not feeling the lip print tattoo behind your ear. It’s not even because it’s red lips. It makes us feel like we have an itch behind our ear…OMG, Brandon Bass, says the Birdman…

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  • Moose Posted: Nov.8 at 9:46 am
    First . . . DWade was great for me fantasy-wise last nite.

  • Ryne Nelson Posted: Nov.8 at 9:48 am
    I wonder if there were photographers at the Nuggets/Mavs game last night. That Bass dunk was too filthy to *not* have on camera.

  • Moose Posted: Nov.8 at 9:59 am
    Oh, Ryne, following up our little Kendrick Perkins discussion: Perk had SEVEN blocks last night. Can you give in now?

  • Ryne Nelson Posted: Nov.8 at 10:14 am
    If Kendrick Perkins does not exist in the L.O.N., then he’s still dead to me. :-)

  • Moose Posted: Nov.8 at 10:23 am
    Ryne, every time Perk has a big game I’ll make sure you’re the first to hear about it. :)

  • B. Long Posted: Nov.8 at 10:23 am
    LeBron and Devin played like beasts last night. Unless Tim Ducan starts avg. 40 and 20 for the next couple of months the Spurs aren’t making the playoffs.

  • B. Long Posted: Nov.8 at 10:24 am
    Everytime Devin plays well and the Mavs lose, I have a feeling Cubes ulcer starts acting up.

  • Ro Posted: Nov.8 at 11:06 am
    I been watching Derek Rose’s dunk from last night over, and over again…

  • slamfan4life Posted: Nov.8 at 11:15 am
    yeah d-rose’s dunk over barbosa was SICK

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  • Moose Posted: Nov.8 at 12:38 pm
    OK, did anyone see Rajon Rondo last night? Some sick looks, and he got a nasty block. Absolutely swatted it, Great stuff.

  • kid juicey Posted: Nov.8 at 1:21 pm
    Slamm staff: you guys doing the punks issue this year ?

  • Corey L Posted: Nov.8 at 2:02 pm
    Dwyane Wade is back.

  • TADOne Posted: Nov.8 at 2:43 pm
    Not making any excuses, but the officiating was HORRIBLE in Jersey last night, on both sides. Ugly, ugly game. The refs bailed out both teams or else it would have been a 78-75 final. Iverson’s grade from his first game w/ Detroit: C-. He actually didn’t play bad, just tentative. However, he should have had about 6-7 more assists than he got credited for, but jumpers were off and guys weren’t moving after a good 1st quarter. Work in progress.

  • Joe Posted: Nov.8 at 4:18 pm
    Dammit nicole shrezinger is fine

  • drew Posted: Nov.8 at 4:22 pm
    very nice kanye reference

  • Keith Posted: Nov.8 at 4:53 pm
    Nicole Sherzinger just got hotter. Which I didn’t think was possible.

  • jose Posted: Nov.8 at 5:18 pm
    Flash,you return in our time of need

  • Anton Posted: Nov.8 at 5:52 pm
    They’re gonna catch the Celtics off-guard and pull off a huge 12-point win on sunday.

  • Hursty Posted: Nov.8 at 5:58 pm
    Scherzinger is fiiine. But we all knew that already lol. She can actually sing a lil bit too. The other girls are just there for the video clip.

  • Gaz Posted: Nov.8 at 6:21 pm
    Line of the night: BETCATS - 0 friends, 0 girls, 0 peni$e$, 0 life.

  • sko Posted: Nov.8 at 6:55 pm
    um yeah, K-Mart’s tat was throwin me off

  • Juscheckin Posted: Nov.8 at 7:15 pm
    Carmelo doing all that singing and will STILL be sitting at home come june. SMH

  • Kid Presto Posted: Nov.8 at 11:23 pm
    If Carmelo ever said that I would freakin annoint him my favorite player. now you have the song stuck in my damn head, Shannon. thanks.

  • Jack Posted: Nov.9 at 2:21 am
    Melo won’t have to trade his rings, cos he’s got a black prez and soon he’s gonna have a ring anyway.

  • Dave Posted: Nov.9 at 5:20 am
    Russell Westbrook?
    Hell.
    FREE STEPH!

  • Michelle Posted: Nov.9 at 9:11 am
    im a long time nets fan and ive been waiting for a player like devon harris ! great game against the Pistons…although AI played well too for his Pistons debut

  • Cub Buenning Posted: Nov.9 at 11:58 am
    It think that was Melo’s second straight 28/8/6 game. Drop two assists and add those as rebounds and I see him as a “rest of his career” 28/10/4 guy. Shannon, love the 16th Street Mall reference. I guarantee the Nuggets will be better with Chauncey, guaranteed. AND HE WENT #7 FOR HIS CHILDHOOD IDOL, well…. #7. That is so dope. (to the foreigners, its an american football, reference.) In Smooth’s defensive defense, they basically left Kidd all by his lonesome all night and he had his rare above average shooting night. Not to take away from playing his dope all-around game, though. Sorry, i haven’t been in the house for any game reports, just been swamped with college previews and my “other” job. Might have to take in DRose or CP3 in the next couple weeks.

  • Cub Buenning Posted: Nov.9 at 12:01 pm
    sko, my wife hates Kenyon even more now with that stupid lips tat….
    It is distracting, you can’t miss it on every shot of him.
    Wonder if he will give Chauncey his number back in the offseason, or if Smooth just might grow to love being another famous Denver sports #7.

  • Dallas J Posted: Nov.9 at 10:20 pm
    I like Devin but he’s a PG.. had 2 assists.. im just sayin

  • Quail Posted: Nov.9 at 10:33 pm
    thats y i hated the iverson trade so much. Billups fits in with detroit SOOOOOOOOOOO much better…

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