October 27, 2008 8:01 am  |  1,078 Comments

SLAMonline Top 50: Kobe Bryant, no. 1

The definitive ranking of the best players in the NBA today…

by Ryan Jones

So: Is he? Is Kobe Bryant, right now, the best basketball player alive?

Sure.

He is, without question, a very good basketball player. He is tall. He runs fast, and he SLAMonline Top 50: Kobe Bryant, no. 1jumps high. He makes a lot of baskets, and he possesses a “high basketball IQ.” Among the rest of the basketball players playing basketball in the NBA today, his “skill set” is arguably unsurpassed. He does, in other words, most of the things involved in playing basketball better than do most other basketball players. No. 1 seems about right.

Who might be better? Probably no one. There are only a handful of basketball players in the “who’s the best basketball player” conversation, and arguably only one in legitimate contention, but the case for that basketball player has had numerous holes poked in it. A lot of those pokes have been valid. So, maybe consensus is easily reached: There is no basketball player who is clearly better at playing basketball than is Kobe Bryant.

Ergo, Kobe Bryant is the best basketball player.

And yet.

A rehashing of Kobe Bryant’s myriad and widely documented “issues” would be overkill here. It does seem worth mentioning, however, that Kobe Bryant was rarely the best basketball player on the court during the 2008 NBA Finals, and only very occasionally the best basketball player on his own team during the 2008 Summer Olympics. For someone “widely” considered to be the best basketball player on the planet, these are pretty strong indictments re: his best-basketball-player status.

But, again, when debating the topic of who the best basketball player is, there is no clear-cut “better” option. There is only preference.

As in, Which basketball player would you RATHER have to start a basketball-playing team?

Or, Which basketball player does the most to make their basketball-playing teammates better?

Or, Whose shoes are hotter?

Or, Who seems like less of a dick?

Fair questions all, but they boil down to opinion, not fact. Which is fine.

The world works this way.

So, one more time: Is Kobe Bryant the best basketball player in the NBA today?

Yes. If you think so.

Want more of the SLAMonline Top 50? Check out the archive.

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  • jack schidt Posted: Oct.27 at 8:07 am
    1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 8:10 am
    no 1 again, need to say more …. lebooms fan.

  • Ken Posted: Oct.27 at 8:11 am
    I was surprised Kobe was #1

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 8:14 am
    YESSSSSSSSSS

  • Randy Brown Posted: Oct.27 at 8:14 am
    yayyyy.
    *awaits furious hate*

  • Daniel Posted: Oct.27 at 8:14 am
    i wasnt

  • Si Posted: Oct.27 at 8:14 am
    Well…his shoes are sure better than LeBron’s….

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 8:15 am
    The real GOAT to compare to the no 2 king of manufacture…

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 8:16 am
    i luv zoom kobe 2…

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 8:16 am
    TERRIBLE ARTICLE. Ryan Jones, I’m guessing you were forced to do that … lol garbage. Thanks for not appreciating number one!!!!!!!!

  • neaorin Posted: Oct.27 at 8:17 am
    There will be a reasoned, level-headed conversation following this post.

  • stokesey Posted: Oct.27 at 8:18 am
    The key phrase being “Best in the nba TODAY” sure lebrons upside is rediculous, but today he is the best…. just thought id clarify that before all the hate comes rolling in…:)

  • Nathalie Posted: Oct.27 at 8:18 am
    its obvious

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 8:19 am
    Its funny i rea dthe Bron article. Its talking about how he will be the greatest ever and this and that. KOBE is the greatest ever, how about an article that has some work into. Was this article already on nba.com?

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 8:20 am
    ?? “He is, without question, a very good basketball player. ” Really? a very good basketball player?

  • JR Posted: Oct.27 at 8:20 am
    well, Kobe is no 1 now, absolutely

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 8:21 am
    Ryan the kobe hater…

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 8:22 am
    Very nice Jones. So, WHO is less of a dick?

  • homeboy Posted: Oct.27 at 8:42 am
    man im so disappointed in you Ryan Jones. ive been waiting all summer for the article on kobe bryant being number one. and i get this??? this is whack. i hope you feel ashamed of this. your articles are so good most the time but you really sucked it up on this son. im just wondering if you went to school for this dawg really. step your game up son.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 8:43 am
    Ryan’s responses today will be in the form of quotes from Mitch Hedberg’s posthumous CD “Do You Believe In Gosh,” Comedy Central Records, 2008.

  • homeboy Posted: Oct.27 at 8:45 am
    say man whats whats the deal with this

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 8:48 am
    “I’ve got a door deal here. Tonight I’m working for 50 percent of the door. Tomorrow, I’m working for 50 percent of the door. And then Sunday, I’m gonna have a door.”

  • Sesa Posted: Oct.27 at 8:49 am
    Yay, Ryan is upset

  • homeboy Posted: Oct.27 at 8:50 am
    in this article you only used 50 percent of your talent man whats up? you dont think kobe deserves it?

  • Sesa Posted: Oct.27 at 8:51 am
    and yet, Ryan is the one who wrote this article. Double Yay!

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 8:53 am
    Mitch Hedberg is dead?Some things I simple am not told.That is bullsh*t.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 8:53 am
    “I got a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.”

  • homeboy Posted: Oct.27 at 8:53 am
    he should be upset

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 8:55 am
    simply*

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 8:56 am
    “I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms… And that was sad. But then they said, Lola does not know the meaning of the word ‘can’t.’ And that to me was actually kind of worse. Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn’t understand simple contractions.”

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 8:57 am
    “I would imagine the inside of a bottle cleaning fluid is f*cking CLEAN.”

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 8:59 am
    @James…..:if you do not think that much of this article (which ,by the way, ain’t bad at all.I’ll say it is a quick-precise report of today’s reality on Kobe.)go and read the Lebron article where somebody is expressing his dreams of what Lebron could be if he was more bball focused,more inteligent and many other nice thinks…(like ,you konw, “if SHAQ ever had developed a consistent jumper he would have been GOAT” etc… )

  • folodadon17 Posted: Oct.27 at 9:00 am
    thank you slam
    you got at least one ranking right

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 9:00 am
    “If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I’d be making money in a very weird way.”

  • Bryan Posted: Oct.27 at 9:04 am
    Haters.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 9:04 am
    “If I was the headless horseman’s horse, I would f*ck with that dude.”

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 9:04 am
    Again: this article has “0% fat”. Plain,simple,quick,solid.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 9:06 am
    “What am I drinking? Nyquil on the rocks. For when you’re feeling sick, but sociable.”

  • ranrice Posted: Oct.27 at 9:08 am
    better than jordan(yeah I said it)

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 9:10 am
    @ranrice…:if you said it….

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 9:13 am
    Tomorrow cannot get here soon enough.

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 9:13 am
    Nice cop out, SLAM. Dissapointing that the dude who gets the #1 spot on the much ballyhooed list is vilified in his piece in several round about insults. If you were too afraid to put the #2 choice in the #1 spot, you should have just wrote that….and been done with it. Russ’s piece for #2 was excellent… Jones, I hate that your name is attached to this. Congratulations to Bean. Thanks to all the writers for their work throughout and hopefully someday another list will be done where personal bias will be outweighed by the whole of the project. Just my opinion….and yes, no one asked.

  • Nguni Posted: Oct.27 at 9:15 am
    @ranrice: get off that reefa.

  • Sesa Posted: Oct.27 at 9:17 am
    I’m missing the old Eboy where his judgment are not clouded by the hatred of the Lakers.
    The days where Jason Williams were still with the Heat and they still have a winning record.
    It’s usually nice to have a conversation with him. Now, it’s all hatred…

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 9:18 am
    Now can we all agree that SLAM never do a top 50 current players ever again?

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 9:19 am
    We can? Great! Now we just await patiently to tomorrow.

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 9:19 am
    Where’s the hatred, Sesa, it’s an opinion….and I’ve never been nice….if that’s what you are implying.

  • Prentice Mcgruder Posted: Oct.27 at 9:20 am
    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. what a confused, aimless write-up. Who at Slam read through this before you put it up and said “You know, thats a great way to end our top 50″. Or did you let Jones post it himself? God this was so weak. And your forcefield of sarcasm that goes up anytime someone questions what you say only makes you seem like more of a d*ck.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 9:20 am
    “I don’t have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks sh*t.”

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 9:20 am
    Was slamEboy the real Eboy ??? i’m still confuse…anyone tell me???

  • Sesa Posted: Oct.27 at 9:22 am
    C’mon, even now you hated D-Wade.
    Yes, you’re never been “nice” but at least when Chukaz were still around you judge apple as an apple

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 9:27 am
    Sesa, I don’t hade D-Wade, I hate the attitude he seemed to cop after he got his hands on a title (maybe Shaq’s influence was the cause) but it looks like he’s back on track to being one of the best in the game. Why should I give head to the list if i found fault with some of it’s choices and it’s criteria. I’ve been paying money to the mag since 1994 and throw my support to the brand whenever possible, so if I can throw criticism (especially to the writer I enjoy the most from the SLAM fam) why do I bother reading? Know what I mean?

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 9:28 am
    *hate *If I can’t

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 9:30 am
    Oh….and again, congratulations to Kobe for his spot.

  • Sesa Posted: Oct.27 at 9:30 am
    I’m not talking about the list. I’m talking about the attitude.
    For the last 2 years, it’s like you’re channeling your inner Ryan Jones. Even you made comments about D-Wade’s cheeks, as if he’s been sucking too much lemon. I’m just sayin’ here…

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 9:33 am
    Am I the only one?

  • Big Time Posted: Oct.27 at 9:34 am
    Lebroom can’t be #1 cause he is fat bastard!!!

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 9:35 am
    Eboy is just jealous of D-Wade’s fantastic bone structure.

  • kobelebron Posted: Oct.27 at 9:35 am
    Good list, Kobe is still the best player in the league.

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 9:37 am
    True.

  • Tom Posted: Oct.27 at 9:37 am
    Wow…….i honestly expected to wake up this morning and see Lebron as #1, this is surprising. Especially after Kobe had such a tough finals, and lebron went out in a game 7 having one of the best games of his career. The kobe fan in me is happy with this rating, but even i have a hard time justifying this….And what bet did Jones lose to have do this write-up.

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 9:38 am
    I’m more jealous of his Union with Gabrielle.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 9:39 am
    “I had this parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say “I’m hungry.” So it died.”

  • B. Long Posted: Oct.27 at 9:39 am
    Kobe Bryant is good at basketball.

  • Kid Presto Posted: Oct.27 at 9:41 am
    F*ck both of them. rankings don’t mean sh*t. slu.

  • jasondolemite Posted: Oct.27 at 9:41 am
    Why such a timid article? I honestly can’t think of one good reason. In regards to the Olympics, remember that he was being more of a team player - a role that he will probably embrace more this year now that he has more support on the Lakers. Do you also remember that during the Gold game, the most important game during crunch time who wanted the ball? Kobe. Lebron and Wade kept on feeding him the ball because they know he’s an assassin. That’s the only legit comparison I can make to Jordan, and that’s what separates him from the others on this list…

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 9:42 am
    GUYS a lot of effort goes into every article, you’re making the writers cry, c’mon now!!!!

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 9:44 am
    Everyone says that Kobe and Bron are basically 1 and 1A in the league right now, so what’s wrong with an article that says as such?

  • Kid Presto Posted: Oct.27 at 9:45 am
    why the hell did y’all snub J.R. smith?

  • B. Long Posted: Oct.27 at 9:45 am
    Hey Farmer Jones, kinda weird but I just wrote a Kobe article where you were mentioned. Click the link and take a peak. You might actually enjoy it.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 9:47 am
    B:Stop it,stop it now.

  • Bigi Posted: Oct.27 at 9:47 am
    Remember when King James was in the Finals…

  • jasondolemite Posted: Oct.27 at 9:47 am
    Kid Preston, you need to refrain from commenting. I don’t think J.R. is in the top 100

  • Darksaber Posted: Oct.27 at 9:49 am
    Ah, the Mambiatch rules again. How “surprising”. I’m chilling in my new crib, watching the olympic finals again (best ring finals eva) and chuckling as the spanish bench goes bonkers on KB-1 better than Jordan’s breakaway dunk, screaming Travel!! And my lady asks if the top 50 list was done. And i see the changing of the guard (literally) with Wade (wonderful resurrection this summer) and Bron Bron displaying another level of skill….and i smile contently….. Until slamonline pops up on my phone with HIM at the top. Utter rubbish!! Ah well, my dislike for Kobs is documented here, but thanks again for the top 50 Ryne & all you slammers. It’s been… Fascinating. Long live ( and dominate) Flash!

  • andrew Posted: Oct.27 at 9:49 am
    Who’s going to be #0?

  • Bruno Posted: Oct.27 at 9:50 am
    thats ridiculous!
    SLAM was a real disapointment through the list but to rank lebronha #2 and licking his nuts all over the article, than ranking kobe #1 and hating on him the whole way??!?!
    why?!?!?
    if you wanna do that, rank Kobe#2 … the list was crappy anyway. lebron deserves to be #1 somewhere, than, make it on this list.
    .
    wasn’t #1 in the finals. and how was your king in the east finals?!?!?!? A COMPLETE FAILURE!!
    i wonder if Boston gave Kobe all that room to shoot…
    wasn’t #1 in the olympic team, yeah, can be, but who won the only game that counted?????
    that was a disgrace.
    really. reading the #1 spot in the list just being questioned… hahahaha
    what a bull$hit.

  • B. Long Posted: Oct.27 at 9:50 am
    Sorry H, continue with the dead comedian jokes.

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 9:51 am
    @Bigi, don’t call him king james, he just a kid that still bitting his nail…kid james or prince james fitting pretty well.

  • Mookie Posted: Oct.27 at 9:55 am
    “I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve travelled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. “

  • Black Mamba Posted: Oct.27 at 9:55 am
    Ryan Jones this article sucks, your writing sucks, so how are your hired to write for slam, if I was slam I would put you on probation for not trying. Also I have been reading these articles on the top 50 for a while, and the number one player article is sorry, why did you write it if you didn’t want to, The Lebron article is awesome, and I feel he will not live up to everything, but Kobe has three rings, went to the finals, and has been MVP, and still has 5 years left in NBA to add to that. COME ON RYAN

  • B. Long Posted: Oct.27 at 9:56 am
    Does the way the last two rankings went and the way the articles were written really suprise anyone who has an idea of the way both these players are seen by fans and the media? LeBron is seen as the more likeable, uber-talented heir apparent and Kobe is seen as not as likable but obviously better at this point in his career. This isn’t news people.

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 9:56 am
    Er, seen or is, B Long?

  • Mookie Posted: Oct.27 at 9:57 am
    “I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.”

  • Bryan Posted: Oct.27 at 9:57 am
    Is one guy better than the other and if so how much better? I mean really. If this was a battle or something they would duel forever with no one winning until the other made a mistake. That being said Lebron being younger and less experienced chances are he makes that mistake. No one will get the analogy so I don’t know why I bothered. I have no problem with ranking but I wouldn’t have if Lebron was number one either.

  • Moose Posted: Oct.27 at 9:57 am
    I don’t like it, but good pick. I’ll be back later after school.

  • Mookie Posted: Oct.27 at 9:57 am
    You know when it comes to racism, people say: ” I don’t care if they’re black, white, purple or green”… Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they’re suffocating - then help’em.

  • kev Posted: Oct.27 at 9:59 am
    and your reasons for kobe being number one were quite weak.

  • B. Long Posted: Oct.27 at 9:59 am
    This is quite possibly the only article Black Mamba has ever read written by Ryan Jones. Not the best measuring stick for his journalistic ability. Try reading something other than Kobe’s Fan Club spam email(Yes, I get that one too!) before you speak on someone, Mamba.

  • rob stewart Posted: Oct.27 at 9:59 am
    Best single talent in the NBA. But I still wouldn’t draft him #1 because basketball is a team sport and talent alone doesn’t mean everything. He has improved greatly as a teammate but still has a little work to do. But hands down the best pure talent and abilitiy.

  • ber Posted: Oct.27 at 10:01 am
    ahh…gotta love that this list is controversial till the end. what’s going to happen now?

  • B. Long Posted: Oct.27 at 10:01 am
    @Jukai: Depends on who you ask, homie. I’m too biased to have a real opinion. That’s real talk.

  • Kid Presto Posted: Oct.27 at 10:01 am
    or Richard jefferson?

  • Black Mamba Posted: Oct.27 at 10:03 am
    Not the only article B.Long, take up for Ryan Jones, but this article sucks, I like all players, don’t get confused, I am a Kobe fan, just like you like players too, but to write an article like this to me shows a character flaw in his journalistic ability. So you can say KOBE FAN CLUB- I am, because he is a great player.

  • Ryne Nelson Posted: Oct.27 at 10:04 am
    There’s no cop-out here at all. The write-up is ambivalent — very fitting with how this list unveiled, in my opinion. But there was absolutely no ambivalence among us regarding Kobe’s placement.

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 10:05 am
    Ryan is brilliant. He has everyone hating his article instead of hating on the ranking. Intentional?

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 10:06 am
    Thanks Ryne. Also, please see my 9:44 comment. I think i’m finished with this until Wednesday morning.

  • Kid Presto Posted: Oct.27 at 10:11 am
    Post up please come back so we can get into reality again.

  • Bruno Posted: Oct.27 at 10:16 am
    and TADO keeps on the licking process…
    what a surprise.
    do u get paid by SLAM or just wants to?
    .
    i’m out guys.
    RYAN JONES, you took the word su(king to a whole new level, congratulations.

  • kev Posted: Oct.27 at 10:21 am
    People are so afraid to admit that Lebron is superior to kobe and has been for several years. Lebron is a better passer, rebounder, and an equally talented scorer.He also gets more from his teamates and is a great leader. Lebron doesn’t show fire???(neaorin) Do you actually watch the games or just sports center highlights??? Kobe has a better jumper but thats all! Where was that shot in the finals? Lebron took the Celtics to the brink of elimination with wally scezrbiak and ben wallace(didnt even have an injured boobie gibson) put up 45 in game seven and barely lost. He has also taken an even worse squad to the finals. Kobe couldn’t even get to game 7 with a far superior team and coach. Kobe needed a midseason gift from memphis just to get there in the overrated Western conference. Kobe has a team full of shooters, a legitimate big man and supposedly a great coach. If he is the best why did the Cletics smash them? Kobe is always all team defense but who does he shut down? His defense is based more on reputation. I see lebron spriting full court and throwing shots into the stands on a nightly basis but his d is lacking??? Come on! Head to head Lebron always gets the best of kobe, shut kobe down last year in the 4th and hit the game winner. Leron the most imressive Team USA Player and it’s unquestioned leader! Oh last thing, lebron is also the top 4th quarter scorer in the league by far! That crunch time when games are won and lost. Cavs led the league in 4th quarter comebacks with a different lineup every night thanks to team holdouts and a mediocre at best midseason remake. I can go on all day!!!! Im sorry everyone I was a bit extra but im sick of this argument Kobe is not near Lebron. I understand the hype can be annoying but don’t let it blind you from the truth.

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 10:21 am
    I just want to, Bruno. Thanks for asking.
    Ryan, i’ll expect my commission check in the mail this week.

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 10:22 am
    Maybe kev was born from some other relative of mine.

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 10:23 am
    And Ryne, you know you’re my man and all, but that’s a pretty pourous response.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 10:24 am
    I can’t wait for the season to start so we can have this argument another 78 times during the year.

  • kev Posted: Oct.27 at 10:25 am
    where is the evidence other than just saying kobe is still the best? Kobe never was the best. If anything Duncan was best before lebron. Please dont give me kobe has rings either cause Shaq was a monster when La was winning. Plenty or great layers never won a ring. You couldn’t say kg is no good if he didnt get a ring with boston.

  • kev Posted: Oct.27 at 10:26 am
    alright im done running my mouth, keep it going guys!!

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 10:27 am
    Did anyone forget hawks force game 7 with celtic…, so is JJ, or J-smith no 1 ?, KEV, just accept thAT LEBOOOM SUX…

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 10:28 am
    TADOne, are you going to medically get your more grafted to Ryan Jones’ ass? I mean, it just might be easier and all…

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 10:28 am
    more = mouth

  • Bruno Posted: Oct.27 at 10:29 am
    i bet any money i have that Kev is no more than 14 and watched ESPN all day long.
    or maybe he wanted Joe Johnson as #2 on this list.

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 10:29 am
    KEV is challenging you, James da balla…

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 10:29 am
    I’m working a part-time job to save money for the procedure as we speak.

  • Bruno Posted: Oct.27 at 10:30 am
    *watched = watches

  • Bryant Reeves Posted: Oct.27 at 10:30 am
    I really hope you don’t teach a logic class, Jones.

  • jay Posted: Oct.27 at 10:31 am
    I don’t like this…I dont like the way this is going….damn, all this after all those weeks of build-up!

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 10:32 am
    “A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.”

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 10:32 am
    And it keeps comin’, and it keeps comin’, and it keeps comin’ till the day it stops.

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 10:33 am
    Hi Ryan!

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 10:33 am
    “My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.”

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 10:33 am
    Can anyone make a coherent,logic-based objective argument as to why LeBron is better than Kobe or vice-versa?This should be fun.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 10:35 am
    “I got a drive-thru restaurant by my house. They say, We’ll get you your fast food in 30 seconds or less. That’s too f*ckin’ fast, man. I didn’t think they could top it. But you know what? They did. The last time I was there, I saw a dude who looked like me, eating what I was gonna order.”

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 10:35 am
    ***Raises hand***

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 10:37 am
    “I like Texas. Because Texas is the only state ballsy enough to have its own toast.”

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 10:38 am
    Izzo: Dude can dance like a pimp. And he was on Saturday Night Live. And Kobe WISHES he could grow facial hair like that. Also, scoring/passing/rebounding/etc.

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 10:38 am
    Izzo, I come to this site each day to get that answer….today….it didn’t happen.

  • noize Posted: Oct.27 at 10:38 am
    boo on slam making the rapist #1. With the requisites ryan listed down as being essential to being among the best, I wonder if having ‘heart’ should also be considered. Cuz IMO Kobe doesn’t really have any. yeah I said it

  • Black Mamba Posted: Oct.27 at 10:39 am
    No one can put Lebron over Kobe, I feel Prince James needs more practice in shooting and having a Killer Instinct, not biting his nails all the time in tough moments.

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 10:39 am
    Hey Ryan, I thought your article was great, but wouldn’t it have just been easier to take a picture of yourself shaking your dick while simultaneously giving the finger to every single reader who visits the website?

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 10:44 am
    Oh…and in case Ryan is saying “why is Eboy being stupider than normal” I get the whole “lack of praise for the subject so you know how I REALLY feel” stance of the piece, it’s just…..whatever…..I forget, congratulations to your boys for getting the big win on Saturday.

  • Ryne Nelson Posted: Oct.27 at 10:45 am
    Kobe’s the complete player right now. If someone told LeBron how amazing he could be with reliable post moves and a consistent outside shot, he’d average close to 40. That’s not happening…and Kobe’s still the game’s offensive mastermind.

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 10:48 am
    ^ It’s not working.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 10:49 am
    Eboy:Because there is no such argument.

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 10:50 am
    Izzo: Bulllllllllllllllllllllllllllshhhhhhhhhh

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 10:50 am
    “I’m an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.”

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 10:50 am
    @jasondolemite….:exactly.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 10:51 am
    “I wear a necklace, because I like to know when I’m upside down.”

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 10:52 am
    “I got a jump rope. That thing’s just a rope, man. You gotta make the jump thing happen.”

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 10:52 am
    Izzo, you know I normally call you a dense moron and I really never mean it. Today, on this wonderous day of basketball knoweldge failing, I’m not kidding.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 10:52 am
    “I had a piece of Carefree sugarless gum, and I was still worried. It never kicked in.”

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 10:52 am
    Look Izzo, don’t start pulling a TADOne here. There is a million arguments till Sunday that even the most absent-minded, semi-retarded poster, take James the Balla, for example, could come up for why Lebron is better than Kobe or Kobe is better than Lebron. There is THOUSANDS upon MILLIONS of arguments. Amazingly, Ryan decided not to really delve into that.
    Eboy, I gotcha back bro!

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 10:53 am
    Jukai:The please feel free to provide me with one.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 10:53 am
    “If you have dentures, do not use artificial sweeteners, because you will get a fake cavity.”

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 10:54 am
    I ask rhetorical questions?

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 10:54 am
    Jones, did you copy and paste your article from Wahl as well?

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 10:54 am
    Izzo, how about you start….or better yet, contribute something to our blog on this subject so I don’t have to do another birthday tribute piece for new content.

  • Black Mamba Posted: Oct.27 at 10:55 am
    Ryan Jones instead of saying dumb stuff, please tell us do you really think Kobe is number one and why did you put about ten minutes in writing a sorry article. Wake up man you just wrote the dumbest article on Kobe I have read, which makes it sorry is this is an article to me should be explaining why he is number one, not talking about if you think he is he is number one.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 10:56 am
    Jukai:Pay attention.I said a COHERENT,OBJECTIVE and LOGIC BASED.I know idiots can say ‘I hate Kobe,so LeBron’s better,that has been the crux of it so far.

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 10:56 am
    COSIGN BRUNO

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 10:57 am
    Izzo: are you kidding? Kobe has a better jumper, Lebron has better inside game, Kobe can post up and turn around and shoot while Lebron has no post-game, Lebron has a size advantage making him a better rebounder and blocker, Kobe is a far better one-on-one defender, Lebron is much better at reading the defense and playing the passing lanes, Kobe is more clutch, Lebron is better at getting his team involved, Lebron’s court vision is superior and he can take care of the point, Kobe has a superior outside game, Kobe is a far better ball-handler, Lebron is faster on the fast break, Kobe is faster dribbling on the inside, Kobe has better foot-work, Lebron is twice as strong, Kobe has a better free-throw percentage, Lebron forces less shots, Kobe can carry a team by himself, Lebron can raise his team so he doesn’t have to carry it by himself…
    NOW PICK WHICH ONES ARE MORE IMPORTANT AND MAKE A DAMN ARTICLE!

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 10:57 am
    “In Venice, Italy, if you’re not book-smart, but you do know what’s going on, you are canal smart.”

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:00 am
    “I was at the airport, and I put my bag in the x-ray machine. I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to carry sh*t.”

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:01 am
    I wonder if Ryan can get the comment count to 1000 on his own?

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:01 am
    You want a coherent argument? Enough with saying that if Lebron got a consistent jumper or a post game, he’d be the best. I’d say if Kobe had the ability to get his team involved like Lebron can, his team would not have lost to Boston when their defense cripled every other Lakers player. Lebron is one of the best POINT GUARDS in the game, top five, yet the dude still plays small forward and drops 30 on a nightly basis (without a post game or consistent jumper, mind you). I think that’s good enough for the number 1 spot. But no, there’s no coherency or logic behind what I just said.
    jesus….

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:01 am
    “I play guitar. I taught myself how to play, which was a bad decision, because I didn’t know how to play it. I was a sh*tty teacher. I would never have went to me.”

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 11:02 am
    Ah,so it’s that simple.My mistake.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:02 am
    “I’m glad they make Flintstones vitamins. I used to watch the Flintstones and go, Man, I bet if I ate that dude, I would be healthy.”

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:03 am
    “That joke’s retarded.”

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:03 am
    Well Eboy, we’re being terrible readers because we don’t appreciate the slop that he put out. Because we should. Blindly. So, you know, he’s got to piss on our faces some more before we realize his genius.

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:03 am
    Koooooooooooooooobe

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:03 am
    “I walked by a record store. The sign out front said they specialize in hard-to-find records and tapes. Nothing was alphabetized.”

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:04 am
    Izzo: I’m not sure if you’re failing at making a point or you wanted to get conversation going. Or both?

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:05 am
    BETCATS>Kobe

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:05 am
    I know Ryan’s M.O., Jukai, I’m not mad at him….matter of fact….I’m loving for him for making the Kobe argument for #1 not even the most important thing we’re commenting on. Besides, the season starts in two days so things could be worse.

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:06 am
    oh i want to add to what Ryan is saying “i landed on the moon once. Little did i know, it was teally a TV set.”

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:06 am
    *really

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:08 am
    “I wish they made fajita cologne, ’cause that sh*t smells good.”

  • Bruno Posted: Oct.27 at 11:08 am
    GOD DAMN!
    i can’t believe!
    i’ve liked something Jukai wrote about kobe x lebron!!!!

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:08 am
    Eboy: it’s cool you can flip flop like that. For real. I guess the way Ryan’s dealing with it is better than the way Russ usually deals with it, by calling people unappreciative and bad readers.
    Oh well, at least Iverson got his due. He was in the top ten, right?

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:09 am
    Im still dissapointed at the hate in this article. The little effort it took to write 3 minutes before it should have been posted. O and did i say the hate. Very upsetting and dissappointing. I wish Holly could have wrote this!!

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:09 am
    Jukai, dont you flip flip the most by returning here? I am just saying…

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:09 am
    James: I say outloud that last part on every Ryan article I read.

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 11:09 am
    THE KOBE CASE: best player in the NBA(Duncan is a very close second) and in the WORLD for the past 5 years. We wouldn’t have all those arguments if we hadn’t have the Colorado insident. Second best shooting guard to Jordan and top-15 all time. The real reason why the U.S came back on top of the WORLD after 8 years,he was the difference when things got really dangerous (in the FINAL).I was really pissed off when i learned that he will play for U.S cause i knew he was the only one that can be SUPERMAN in any stage in the world simply cause he has the complete game(hope he will not be in Turkey 2010..). No coincidence that all crusial plays went through him in the end: WHEN THINGS GET UGLY (in the NBA,in Eurolegue, wherever…)YOU GO TO THE GUY THAT COMBINES GREAT FLOUR GAME WITH GREAT SHOOTING TOUCH. Thats the truth, always was, always will be. That kind of player were M.J , Bird and Magic before him, Manu and Dirk around the globe now. Unfortunatelly Lebron CANNOT shoot (i will write this again around 10000 times here….). I hate Kobe for his attitude but unfortunatelly there is nobody at his level now….The confusion seems to come from the fact that Lebron is a more valuable “NBA regular season” player than what Kobe is now(basically cause he is leading the “Flo-Jo” club that i explain at the Lebron comments).

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:10 am
    “My belt holds up my pants, but my pants have belt loops that hold up my belt. What the f*ck’s really going on down there?”

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 11:10 am
    Jukai:Last year,Kobe lead his team to the Finals and got closer than LeBron did when he tried it on his own,he was also the MVP.Surely that’s enough to be number 1?

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:10 am
    @jukai, did oyu mean kobe didn’t have a inside game and Blah bla….

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:10 am
    BETCATS: Actually I was hoping I could say “FIRST” on the Kobe article, but I was under the assumption it was going to be posted tomorrow, so, you know, I was a little peeved I missed that chance.

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:10 am
    I’m really not flip-flopping, Jukai, I get the end result Ryan was going for…..I just think it did the whole of the list (the good parts and the bad)a diservice is all.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:11 am
    “I like it when they say shampoo is volumizing. Because man, my hair is f*cking quiet. I want to hear what it has to say.”

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:11 am
    Izzo: it may very well be! You just made an argument for why Kobe was better than Lebron using logic and coherency!!! Wow, it was that ease!

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:11 am
    @Jukai … did we agree on something?

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:12 am
    James: no

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 11:13 am
    @BETCATS….:please do me a favor and leave Jukai do his thing…(i love you Jukai!!!!you and Hursty,EC, TADOne, Teddy, and the kids in general..!!)

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 11:13 am
    Jukai:Are we both right,in that case?If so:High five!!!

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:13 am
    ” NASA investigates outerspace, who will investigate my innerspace?”

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:14 am
    “Does anybody watch ESPN Classic? I do. I saw a baseball game on there. The guy hit a foul ball. F*ckin’ classic, man.”

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:14 am
    Maria, fu(k you, it is my job and civic duty to infringe on your eSpace.

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:14 am
    Izzo: So your point was, because it was an opinion question, there is no point in arguing it. In which case, why the hell was the SLAM Top 50 even written in the first place? Shouldn’t you be yapping away at that?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:15 am
    “I wanna have a show called ‘Where Are They Now,’ but it’s about people who are really easy to find.”

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 11:15 am
    Not hardly a kid Nikos, but please continue to speculate.

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:15 am
    Maria is my girl. I’m taking her out for a fineeeeee lobster dinner later.

  • Bruno Posted: Oct.27 at 11:15 am
    i’ve just realized something really important!
    we disagreed through the ENTIRE list and this is even expected cause each one of us takes some part of the game more important the another and we like a player more than another for some subjective reason, but there’s one thing we all agree… we all BUT “ball licker” TADOne…
    THIS ARTICLE SUCKS BIG TIME! probably the worst ever!
    so Ryan is really a genius… he showed we are different but we are all one in the end!
    hauhahauhauhua
    RYAN JONES gets paid to write something like this. USA is really a land of dreams!
    hahahahaahah

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:15 am
    Jukai, if you dont like it go away. This is for people that do like it or have a real reason not too. All the haters are on ESPN.com anyway (read any of Scoop’s articles, 95% of comments are negative)

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:16 am
    “I told the crowd last night to f*ck off, but then I felt bad, so I said, ‘Alright, f*ck back on.’ I re-invited ‘em.”

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:16 am
    I’m glad I didn’t make that list.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:16 am
    “I collect stamps. The easiest way to collect stamps, is to not mail sh*t.”

  • matt the jazz fan Posted: Oct.27 at 11:17 am
    a bit of a disappointing article. and your logic isn’t sound. if there isn’t anyone that’s clearly better than kobe, but also noone clearly better than lebron, then it’s a tie - yet still fulfils your premise.
    no, the reason kobe’s better (in my opinion, for what it’s worth) is (a) he’s a better defender and (b) proven by his output in money time in the gold medal game. but then that’s just me.

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 11:17 am
    at around 4:00 pm you will get the list with the top-30 players in the WORLD in the moment along with top-5 commentors through this whole “top-50 list” thing…

  • drxslam Posted: Oct.27 at 11:17 am
    When I first finished reading this article, I thought it was garbage. Then, I figured that maybe this article was the best way to reflect the discussion of who the best basketball player is today. It’s only a matter of opinion, and arguments can be made for either. After reading the article again, I’ll go back to thinking it’s garbage.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 11:17 am
    Jukai:I’ve been saying for a while that I never really see the point in rankings at all.Like placing someone 37th on a list seems so arbitrary to me.How the f*ck can you prove that something is the 37th best at anything?Also,there is no point in arguing something unless both sides are open to the fact that they may be wrong and open to learning something new.Basic debating..something I haven’t seen on here at all.

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:18 am
    BETCATS: So I’m an ESPN.com guy because I like articles to actually be well written and a good closing point if it’s the end of a giant list?
    Well god damn, I am an ESPN.com reader!

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:19 am
    “I never had a piggy bank, but one time I had some bacon that tasted an awful lot like change.”

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:19 am
    Izzo: the SLAM writers are of equal blame for that.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 11:19 am
    Jukai:In that case,stay away from Jamele Hill.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:19 am
    “C’mon, f*ckers, I want to walk off this stage feeling PRIDE.”

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:19 am
    lets make Jukai’s list. Since he is too stupid to do it, i will do it for him. BETCATS presents Jukai’s top 50 1. Pen!s enchancement pills (he needs them)
    2. Pen!s graspers (he needs to be able to grab them after his hands were cut off)
    3. Pen!s flavored mints (he needs the taste in his mouth 24/7)
    4. ESPN.com
    5. Ryan Jones
    6. Hot Sauce (to put in his belly button to make him scream)
    7. SLAMS top 50 list (for him to poop on!)
    8. people to read his comments
    9. The Humpty Dumpty dance
    10. Fake Nikes

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:20 am
    “I’m selling t-shirts after the show. They don’t have my name on ‘em. They’re just Hanes 3-packs.”

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:20 am
    What the hell is my list? Also, the Humpty dance should be number one, I don’t even care what the hell the list is about.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:21 am
    “I was at a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket at the same time he was eatin’ a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said, Dude, you are a cow.’”

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 11:21 am
    @Jukai…..:Antonis, Nikos, Theo, and Kostas send me here especially for you darling!!! Now you can do something with your right hand and ease your pain and the pain of those reading in the process!!!(cause everybody knows you cannot be lefthanded….)

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:22 am
    “Don’t fall asleep, I will tip you over.”

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:22 am
    11. Fake Bapes
    12. Fake Jukai’s
    13. White Hot Eboy’s road kill dinner
    14. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
    15. Cross dressing hot mofos (thats what he calls them)
    16. Prostate cancer (so his pen!s can be active)
    17. John McCain
    18. Golden Coral
    19. The white cream in twinkies
    20. frog legs

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:22 am
    Man this article is sad!! I love lamp!!

  • WhaHuh Posted: Oct.27 at 11:22 am
    I agree with the majority here. Bad article. This list is meaningless but SLAM has hyped it up so much new interviews (Arenas), controversy (Pierce) and odd technique (T-Mac)
    To end it this way has been a waste. If this is what it means to be the best basketballer in the NBA (slams choice)- contempt and apathy, why would anyone want to be no 1. Kobe has had one of his most successful seasons EVER, and SLAM acts like it would be better if he had played that little bit worse moving him to 2. I hope LeBron enjoys being no 1 for the forseeable future and enjoys such apathy just as Kobe does

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:22 am
    “Alright, thanks a lot. Have a good time, alright?”

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:23 am
    “Thank you.”

  • Ice Posted: Oct.27 at 11:23 am
    Lebron has no post game doesnt take advantage of his size and no killer instinct it will come with time. Prime example of all the great players on the olympic team who at the end when it all mattered had the ball in his hands making plays and scoring Buckets. The best player on the planet. KOBE

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.27 at 11:23 am
    We have come to the end of the CD.

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:24 am
    Ryan, wouldn’t the article be a lot better if you simply wrote, “SLAM… TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES!”

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 11:25 am
    Jukai:I disagree.It was their job to try and make an argument for that player,no matter what they actually felt about the ranking.But really all this list was a platform for discussion during the summer.What happened was:”This list is stupid”,”What a dissapointment” and generally insulting the work of the writers,which by and large was actually very good.There was very little actual discussion about players,just complaining about the rankngs of the players.There was a lot of great discussion to be had,but too many people focused too much on where the player was ranked.

  • LISTEN LISTEN Posted: Oct.27 at 11:25 am
    YES!!!!!!!! KOBE IS GOAT!!!!!!

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 11:26 am
    @BETCATS….:if you became the reason for Jukai leaving the show again I PROMISE TO FIND YOU and make listen me singing opera till Lebron gets a jumper…

  • Bryan Posted: Oct.27 at 11:26 am
    I made an arguement for Kobe last week its only a good arguement if you agree which you people never do, so what’s the point?

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:26 am
    26-50 comming soon!!!!!!!

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:27 am
    Izzo: You clearly never read anything posted here. I’m not just talking about the rank of the players: during the whole Iverson/Arenas debacle, no one mentioned ANY REASON why the rankings were as such. Not one. Yet, what they DID do was look down and insult people who disagreed, even after giving thousands of reasons why the rankings should be reversed. It was ugly and an insult to the reader.
    but what do i know amiright?

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 11:27 am
    This is funny to me because thruout the list people complained more about where exactly someone was placed instead of actually enjoying the particular write-up on the subject. It turned into a vicious, almost daily cycle. Then we get a piece basically pointing this out and people now have something different to argue about. Anyway, for the dense of mind, I never said I liked the article or that is was a good piece. However, I did like the premise. Was he supposed to regurtitate the million and one things that have been written about Kobe or KB vs. Bron?

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:27 am
    What do you mean by “you people” Shia?

  • Z Posted: Oct.27 at 11:28 am
    ”Is Kobe Bryant the best basketball player in the NBA today? Yes. If you think so.” That’s the conclusion on the definitive ranking of the best players in the NBA today?
    You know, I don’t get a kick of criticizing articles just because I can type whatever I want to (I see you, Maria/Nikos). HOWEVER, that article was terribly disappointing. SLAM bailed out on its own list. I’m actually surprised that Jones wrote this as I consider him to be quite ballsy. Don’t even get me started on the lack of content about why is Kob’ the best in the L…
    Glad the list is over, this has not been fun at all.

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:29 am
    Maria, if i am, i will find you and scream at you until you are capible of making a good joke.

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 11:29 am
    and by the way….:

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 11:30 am
    @betcats….:and you will rightfully do so…

  • Jukai Posted: Oct.27 at 11:30 am
    You’re right TADOne. it’s all the readers fault. Because we focused on what you (and clearly every other SLAM writer) felt is wrong, this is our punishment. Let’s take away the fact that Lang and Khalid both questioned certain placements publically, in no different way than several other members did, but this is all the readers fault.
    Fannnnnnnnntastic.
    Well, another good day of getting horse crap shoved in our mouths. I remember why I decided to stop on this list in the first place. I love SLAM, but this whole fiasco certainly lowered my opinion of it.
    Great write up though. The whole pissing on everyone, loved it.
    Lunch time. G’day folks.

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:31 am
    i’ll look up to 1000 comment … it’s never happens here…

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 11:31 am
    Jukai:Since you had a problem with the list from day 1,why did you keep reading?Surely if you thought the list and the publication sucked so consistently,you’d just get your fix somewhere else?I’m not saying you should,but it doesn’t make sense that you are still here.Unless you just really like to complain.And I stick by what I said.There was NO discussion,there was complaint and subsequent reaction.Horrible to read in parts.

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:33 am
    And you did exactly what to change that, Izzo?

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:33 am
    COSIGN Z 100 percent!!! RYAN JONES … do another article and put some time into. Dont let Jukai ghostwrite for you!!

  • damascus Posted: Oct.27 at 11:33 am
    this article was bad…who ever wrote this didnt mean this.. he didnt even get into details..i dont even think he appreaciated kobe being num 1..thats sad man..kobe always gets hate…..kobe is literally the greatest player in the world, and has been for a long as time..if u think otherwise…dont come into this article than..bad article once again..its like they just through the words on the paper without thinking..they was like ”i dont like kobe, so im just going to scribble, scrable on this one”…lol..no respect whoever wrote this… and the real talk

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 11:34 am
    A BIG THANKS TO SLAM FOR DOING THIS AND GIVING ME THE JOY TO READ SO MANY FUNNY-INTERESTING-WHATEVER THINGS AND ALSO TO EXPRESS MY OWN(USUALLY EXAGERATED-STUPID) IDEAS.

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:34 am
    CO SIGN DAMASCUS

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 11:34 am
    again..:THANKS SLAM!!!!

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 11:35 am
    THANKS,THANKS,THANKS.

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:36 am
    @ MAria, its ok to disagree, they like it!!

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.27 at 11:36 am
    Wow, I said THAT? I clearly need to learn how to read between the lines. It is a freaking list! Opinion, pure and simple. Debate is one thing, but when sh*t turns into name-calling and such, that is totally different.

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:36 am
    Jukai, you eat food, not babies and puppies?

  • RV Posted: Oct.27 at 11:37 am
    damn, i was hoping everyone would leave the comments blank on purpose for this one. This was probably the only 2 spots we could have preditced.

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:37 am
    Maria is putting oil on the fire…

  • WhaHuh Posted: Oct.27 at 11:38 am
    I just read an article praising LeBron and it (rightfully) compared him to Jordan, Karl Malone and the great Oscar Robertson. Then I read this- an article praising Kobe by saying he is not LeBron????

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:38 am
    pour, not putting…

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:39 am
    la gente siempre hace error…

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:40 am
    CO SIGN WHAHUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Maria Callas Posted: Oct.27 at 11:41 am
    @Simone….:wait for my “top-30 WORLD LIST” to (maybe) do this at around 4:00 pm..

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:41 am
    the ball hog r@pist gets the #1 spot while the arrogant capitalist ges #2. God Bless America!

  • B. Long Posted: Oct.27 at 11:42 am
    Kobe Bryant is very good at basketball.

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:42 am
    @BET, you dont like Kobe and Lebron, or do you just love America?

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:42 am
    both

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:43 am
    spainish time

  • BETCATS Posted: Oct.27 at 11:43 am
    peace, jukai you can come back now

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:44 am
    @B.Long, yes we know…

  • boobs Posted: Oct.27 at 11:45 am
    still dont know why d wades #8, hes right there besides kobe and lbj

  • Bruno Posted: Oct.27 at 11:45 am
    used to love Slam, but RYAN made me feel good about cancelling my subscription some months ago.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Oct.27 at 11:46 am
    Ryan Jones,you are a simp.Please never offer your free opinion on the INTERNET again as you have personally offended me.I will,however,be back tommorrow to read and chastise you further as you deserve everything you get.

  • Bryan Posted: Oct.27 at 11:46 am
    I just get ignored everyday E.

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:46 am
    @bruno, try http://www.hoopshype.com

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:47 am
    maybe Ryan is crying somewhere…

  • B. Long Posted: Oct.27 at 11:48 am
    I kinda wish that Slam had given the #1 spot to LeBron just to piss Kobe off and make him go for 50 on opening night since he’s on my fantasy team and what not.

  • Simon S.Y Lawy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:49 am
    i wonder what if Holly read this??? guys…

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:49 am
    Man everytime i read this article it pains me more and more. WHY DO IT SO SH!TTY. I mean, a 6 year old kid, who knew nothing about basketball other than watching sports center coulr write this article. The hate in this article in UNREAL. LET HOLLY OR LANG or someone with talent enough to write about Kobe do another article. Ryan has great work but this brings him down alot of notches!!

  • Eboy Posted: Oct.27 at 11:50 am
    I see you, Shia, I’m trying to look through the murky sh*t clouding my monitor.

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:50 am
    Holly will say she liked it because she is nice (and a woman). But deep down she will hate it.

  • Black Mamba Posted: Oct.27 at 11:55 am
    Thank You, Bruno, thats how I feel about this article, yes I am a Kobe fan, but he said nothing good about Kobe, as being number one for this ranking, I feel he bailed out and I too, will go back to ESPN reading Truehoop and other articles, because I can’t believe his boss, let him put out this mess. So I too will think about subscribing too a place, where they make a list then rip the person they put one and then have russ write an article where Lebron has the better article at two and is being compared to everyone and said he will be the greatest. RYAN I agree to H to the Izzo, when he says that you deserve this hate and you should be put on probation for mess like this. Slam you just lost readers, not because they are KOBE FANS, but we wanted an article at least talking about why he was number one, SLam if you wanted to put him 2, then have some balls to do it.

  • B. Long Posted: Oct.27 at 11:55 am
    @James the ballicker: Please never comment on the thought process of anyone else ever again. You obviously have a hard enough time thinking for yourself. Thanks.

  • Froggiestyle Posted: Oct.27 at 11:56 am
    “He is tall. He runs fast, and he jumps high.” Let the haters hate - that’s they job afterall. . .

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:57 am
    WOW, Black Mamba. Nice para!!!

  • B. Long Posted: Oct.27 at 11:57 am
    What are the odds Black Mamba buys the new Kobe cover and rubs one off to it anyways?

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 11:57 am
    Thanks B. Long!!

  • Black Mamba Posted: Oct.27 at 11:59 am
    B.Long you have to say this article sucks, be honest I could write a better article than this and not make Kobe seem like the greatest player of all time. JUST WRITE ABOUT HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!

  • Froggiestyle Posted: Oct.27 at 12:00 pm
    … wow even KB fans are haters - go on do yo job and HATE !@)#!@##!@$

  • James the balla Posted: Oct.27 at 12:00 pm
    B Long wont agree lol … not when im here!

  • gdchild Posted: Oct.27 at 12:00 pm
    Kobe as #1 for sure.

  • riggs Posted: Oct.27 at 12:04 pm
    I Have a question for farmer jones….”Now is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or a really cool opotamus?”

  • Ryne Nelson Posted: Oct.27 at 12:04 pm
    Mamba: We put Mamba no. 1, there was no debate about it. If you want to read regurgitated words about how great your guy is, by all means, check your standard NBA site/blog/publication.

  • kev Posted: Oct.27 at 12:04 pm
    hahahahaha

  • Bruno Posted: Oct.27 at 12:05 pm
    they think its funny and its a compliment when they are hated by an article they write.
    guess what?
    when its because of an opinion on a player, FINE. its too subjective and each one consider it different but today its cause its RIDICULOUS. Worst article ever and exacly on the #1. congratulations.
    you’ve s(rewed more than i thought it could.

  • bballer Posted: Oct.27 at 12:05 pm
    Russ should have written this article ’cause this one was poorly done. Ryan wrote this article as if he didn’t even believe that Kobe was #1. Ryan should have put in a little more time and effort into this article better yet, Russ should have written it!

  • Simon S.Y La