October 30, 2008 8:41 am  |  42 Comments

Line Of The Night — Tattoos And Mohawks

HAQ-A-SHAQ! We want Steph!

by Shannon Booher

Line Of The Night:

Jamal Crawford — 29 points, 4 boards, 4 assists, 1 steal

An L.O.N. Revolutionary does this in his home opener at The Garden? It’s a wrap, J-Creezy, here’s your first L.O.N.nie of the year.

Worst Of The Night:

Al Harrington — 13 points on 5-17 shooting

When it rains, it pours. In the midst of demanding a trade, Al drops this clunker on opening night; a night when he could have secured a big win for his Warriors, over the Hornets, if a couple more of those shots had fallen. The interesting part about this Nellie/Harrington drama is Nellie’s propensity to dog guys out in the media and/or isolate them to a far end of the bench. He has not done that with Al, in this case, so it makes us wonder what the beef is from Al’s side. He gets total free rein in a run-and-gun offense, and huge minutes. What more does he want?

Injury Of The Night:

Greg Oden — One sprained foot

The big fella projects to miss 2-4 weeks due to this latest setback. The moans coming from the ghosts of Bill Walton and Sam Bowie just reached a deafening, shrill pitch in the halls of the Rose Garden. There is at least one piece of good news out of all this, for the rest of us, though. Since he notched a game played this season, at least we won’t have to hear every pundit next pre-season saying, “You know what, Bob, Greg Oden is actually still eligible for the Rookie Of The Year.” Oh the simple pleasures.

Rookie Of The Night:

Mario Chalmers — 17 points, 8 assists, 7 boards

Almost a Near Triple-Double performance in his debut? We guess the Chris Quinn Era was very short-lived, although the no D style of D’Antoni’s Knicks may have played a big part in this line.

Contraction Club Of The Night:

Memphis Grizzlies, 71 points vs. Houston

Contract and disperse, Commissioner Stern! Houston forced O.J. Mayo into a horrendous 5-20 shooting night, showing they definitely are still bringing the D. Memphis can take a quantum of solace in the double-double of rookie double-doubles from big men Marc Gasol and Darrell Arthur.

L.A. Clip Joint, 79 points vs. the Lake Show

B-Diddy and Al Thornton gave the Clippers fans a few moments of excitement, but it looks like the honeymoon is already over for the Staples Center’s other tenants. Marcus Camby alone won’t cure whatever causes a 38 point loss!

Chant Of The Night:

HAQ-A-SHAQ! HAQ-A-SHAQ! HAQ-A-SHAQ!

Chant Of The Night Part II:

We want Steph! We want Steph! We want Steph!

Really? Did y’all miss the past few years? A new coach comes in with a new system, gets a win over a supposed, one-time rival, and y’all want Steph? Yeah…it’s true…hell…why not? WE WANT STEPH!

Pharrell Of The Night:

Do the Knicks now officially lead the League in neck tattoos? They have at least three in Starbury, Wilson Chandler, and E-City. Phoenix (Matt Barnes and Amare) and Denver (A.I. and J.R. Smith) are both right there with at least two. Does Melo have one? Birdman? Is this a League-sanctioned stat, yet? J.J. Redick may have the only under-arm tattoo, if that counts.

Jermaine O’Neal decent in his Toronto debut with 17 and 8. Let’s hope that knee is read for at least 82 games…Willie Green with three blocks? How did that happen?…Toronto needs to dead those black unis…Free Russell Westbrook!…The Mohawk officially did NOT go out of style over the off-season. Check the domes of Shawn Marion, Nick Young, DWade, Craig Smith and Kevin Martin, just to name a few…Amaré Stoudemire in those glasses is awesome…We’ve always loved when the entire three point area on the court is a different color. Minnesota has implemented that, but that floor may have too much other stuff going on…Red-heads growing their hair out, alert: Delonte West and Michael Beasley…Is there a story behind Boobie Gibson’s shaved-into-the-head Batman logo? Anyone? Anyone?…

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  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Oct.30 at 8:50 am
    Denver has atleast 3, K Mart has a few neck tats, including some bright red lips.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Oct.30 at 8:52 am
    Gregg Popovich is f*cking awesome.
    Oh, and Kevin Love.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Oct.30 at 8:54 am
    Also when talking about which uni’s need to be deaded, the raps black joints dont even make the top 20, and JO was rocking the starbury-esque middle part, its not quite as effective on a receding hairline tho.

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.30 at 9:00 am
    Good joke I heard this morning:
    “Is that really Greg Oden, or is it really Artis Gilmore with Just For Men in his beard?”

  • TADOne Posted: Oct.30 at 9:01 am
    Mario Chalmers is good. Then again, it was the Knicks. Lets see what happens when he plays an NBA team.

  • Logan Posted: Oct.30 at 9:02 am
    man, i missed watching games for so long..this is awesome….and yeah, Pop is the man…loved how confused and pissed off the Big Cactus looked..

  • Jeronimo Posted: Oct.30 at 9:19 am
    Sorry I didn’t get the meaning of the following sentence: “Toronto needs to dead those black unis”. Does it mean that you think those unis are great, or that you think those unis suck?

  • jaywhy Posted: Oct.30 at 9:27 am
    the haq-a-shaq in the first 5sec is b/s… Pops must have gone nuts with so much of tht beard…

  • Justin Walsh Posted: Oct.30 at 9:32 am
    haq a shaq…ahh i love this game.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Oct.30 at 9:32 am
    jeronimo, lets look at it thise way…would it be great to be dead?

  • riggs Posted: Oct.30 at 9:40 am
    @jaywhy, you must have missed the joke.

  • Lang Whitaker Posted: Oct.30 at 11:02 am
    Booher is still hating on the Hawks…

  • luvshaq Posted: Oct.30 at 12:27 pm
    I’ll take black unis over purple with claw-mark pinstripes anyday.

  • Jeronimo Posted: Oct.30 at 1:32 pm
    LOL, thanks Boing.

  • Tarzan Cooper Posted: Oct.30 at 1:56 pm
    shady with a double double, pdouble with a huge game and win, mario with a near triple double, life as a jayhawk is good.

  • Shannon Booher Posted: Oct.30 at 1:56 pm
    Aw man, I think I’m gonna have to do a full Line Of The Night “Hawks Edition” to make up for the hate over the years. And good call, Boing. K-Mart definitely gets the Nuggets tied w/ the Knicks.

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  • LeeVan Posted: Oct.30 at 3:33 pm
    I’ll resist the urge to get pun-ny and just say this: Shannon Booher is a hater of some black things in Toronto(ie. jerseys, JO’s hair).
    Those jerseys are crisp. Also, it’s not so much that JO’s hairline is receding as it is his forehead that’s proceeding…to increase it’s share of his head.

  • Boomer Posted: Oct.30 at 4:01 pm
    “It’s Halloween. It’s that time of year, so I thought I’d do something different.”- Boobie Gibson

  • Moose Posted: Oct.30 at 5:04 pm
    We just lose the other page? Can’t find it . . .

  • Sarah Posted: Oct.30 at 5:12 pm
    Cosign Ryan Jones. Pop is the man. And anyone who doesn’t get his twisted brand of humor… I feel sorry for you.

  • Sparker Posted: Oct.30 at 5:50 pm
    the “chris quinn era.” heh heh heh

  • Sparker Posted: Oct.30 at 5:52 pm
    behold the ghost of james worthy

  • WhaHuh Posted: Oct.30 at 6:00 pm
    Apparently Boobie really liked “The Dark Knight”

  • s.e.a.n Posted: Oct.30 at 6:13 pm
    I’m loving those alernate Raptor jersey’s. They fly.

  • B. Long Posted: Oct.30 at 6:15 pm
    ditto s.e.a.n.

  • Tanny Posted: Oct.30 at 6:33 pm
    Saw that Trevor Ariza has a neck tattoo.

  • Tuomas Posted: Oct.30 at 6:38 pm
    Yes. Maxiell signs after managing to squeeze another 5mil(and another year). Either it’s his business savvy or the seven and four in less than 20mins that did it.

  • Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.30 at 6:42 pm
    Jamal Crawford represent New York!!!!!!!!

  • Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.30 at 6:45 pm
    Also, Rockets represent Zhong Guo!!!!!!!!

  • Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.30 at 6:51 pm
    Also, you guys should know that Zach Randolph and Wilson Chandler kicked some major @ss along with Crawford last night, too.

  • Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.30 at 6:54 pm
    Not to mention Yao Ming’s dominance.

  • Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.30 at 7:00 pm
    Also, what the hell is up with Greg Oden? He’s been injured so much…

  • Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.30 at 7:00 pm
    Ah well, get well soon Greg!

  • Moose Posted: Oct.30 at 7:17 pm
    Check Hibachi, y’all (phew!)!

  • Brar Posted: Oct.30 at 7:43 pm
    Ye those black and red raps jerseys are hot

  • wassup Posted: Oct.30 at 8:23 pm
    i love the new raps jerseys..

  • Shannon Booher Posted: Oct.30 at 9:03 pm
    Guess I’ve been over-ruled on the Blacktor jerseys…

  • davidR Posted: Oct.30 at 9:06 pm
    if you play 2k9, the real-life sports ticker on the bottom still calls OKC the supersonics

  • Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.30 at 9:18 pm
    The black Raptor Jerseys aren’t that bad, but they look like Miami Heat ripoffs, sort of.

  • Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.30 at 9:19 pm
    I prefer the old schoolish Purple and white jerseys back when teams ACTUALLY had their team logos imprinted on them. That Raptor looked tight.

  • nate Posted: Oct.30 at 10:44 pm
    it isnt great to be ill.
    but its cool to be sick? o wait lil wayne says he is illl haha.

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