The definitive ranking of the best players in the NBA today…
Nobody stays great forever. It’s a non-negotiable fact of life. Basketball players, musicians, politicians, writers, movie stars, comedians. They all fall off and fade away at some point or other. There any number of reasons for this, but two seem to stand out: 1) age, and 2) the public simply grows tired of their act.
For Jason Kidd, it’s the former. And Kidd was great, unbelievable even. From 1995-2003, there’s a
large body of evidence that strongly suggests that the man affectionately known to some as Ason Kidd may have owned an additional pair of eyes, which he glued to the back of his head prior to each and every game he played in.
Jason Kidd, in his prime, was one of the most enjoyable athletes to watch on the planet. On most days, he was credited with a triple double the minute he rolled out of bed; he was once robbed of an MVP; he led the New Jersey Freaking Nets to consecutive NBA Finals appearances (!!!); and perhaps most impressively, dude has bagged a simply stunning amount of super models over the course of his career.
None of the above matters, of course. Not for the purposes of this exercise anyway. Mavs fans certainly don’t care about what Jason accomplished prior to donning a Dallas uniform. They’re Janet Jackson right now, crooning, What Have You Done for Me Lately? Not a whole lot, it turns out.
Kidd was underwhelming in every way for the Mavericks last season, and appropriately enough, his team was ushered out of the postseason by the guy currently holding Jason’s old title of ‘Universe’s Greatest Point Guard’.
The NBA is No Country League for Old Men, and Jason Kidd and Tommy Lee Jones have about an equal chance of keeping up with the Chris Pauls and Deron Williams of the Association - none.
Which is not to say that he’s completely useless; Kidd is still a very good basketball player, perfectly capable of dazzling us with a performance here and there. His time, though, has come and gone. Clear-eyed Mavs fans know it, and soon enough, Mark Cuban will come to this realization as well (if he hasn’t already).
You guys and gals are more than welcome to stick around here and debate whether or not Jason Kidd deserves the ranking he got until you turn blue in the face; I’m going to YouTube old Mavs highlights, and try to spot how many times Jason purposely ignored Jimmy Jackson on the break while Toni Braxton sat courtside, suggestively crossing and uncrossing her legs.
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McGrady is also 29 or so to Kidd’s 35. Houston is deep at the point (4 guys capable of playing it) and light/medium on the wings. One other thing, McGrady ranks as the best statistical passing wing in the NBA. Ahead of LeBron, Kobe or any other 2/3 man. So his value is more than Kidd’s at this point in their respective careers.
1. Alston/Brooks/Francis
2. McGrady/Barry/Head/Francis
3. Battier/Artest/Barry
4. Scola/Landry/Hayes/Dorsey
5. Yao/Mutumbo/Scola/Dorsey
What the rockets did was a risk no doubt and a big one at that- but its a calculated risk, one that should pay off big dividends-the GM is no fool.
@Niio, you are an idiot
1. Gilbert Arenas
2. Carmelo Anthony
3. Kobe Bryant
4. Elton Brand
5. Chris Bosh
6. Carlos Boozer
7. Chauncey Billups
8. Jose Calderon
9. Baron Davis
10. Tim Duncan
11. Kevin Garnett
12. Danny Granger
13. Rudy Gay
14. Dwight Howard
15. Allen Iverson
16. LeBron James
17. Joe Johnson
18. Rashard Lewis
19. Shawn Marion
20. Tracy McGrady
21. Steve Nash
22. Dirk Nowitzki
23. Chris Paul
24. Paul Pierce
25. Amare Stoudemire
26. Dwyane Wade
27. Deron Williams
28. Jason Richardson
29. Yao Ming
What the hell!!!
Amare should be 23, NOT 25!!!
i mean, c’mon 40% field goal % for his whole career???
that makes me wonder what he does during the off-season
and obviously Kobe(MVP) should be ranked 1st
if not, then SLAM’s on crack
Money, I imagine 9th Wonder is DP, but if not, Im not too concerned as long as whoever he is doesn’t say anything stupid that brings the blog into disripute. DP has done that sort of thing in the past e.g. Double Cinco. But its extra rep power for the site. Hibachi!
Ason, a top 30 in the league now????
must be kidding.
are you guys posting another #30 today???!?!
i hope so.
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